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#63 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
A Challenger Appears!
#149 to #148 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
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#151 to #150 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
this is a really long thread
#152 to #151 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Shh, it helps distract the fact that you were trying to kill me earlier.
#153 to #152 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
oh ya TO WAR!!!
#154 to #153 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
CAn'T A GUY GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET AROUND HERE!?
#155 to #154 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
this thread will be mine
#156 to #155 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
This thread is mine, get out of here Stalker.
#157 to #156 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
i'm going to kill you with logic
#158 to #157 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
I'll kill you with my Pinkie army.
#159 to #158 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
you forget i still have the elements of chaos
#160 to #159 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
You forget that if you use that, then I reactivate the bomb, and there will be no disarming it.
#161 to #160 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
it exploded in your base and you got toast from it
User avatar #162 to #161 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
>implying I have only one

I always have Quarkium stashed around the base for a Quarkium emergency.
#125 to #63 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
than this thread is mine
User avatar #126 to #125 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
But what I didn't tell you, I didn't disarm that bomb...I put it on a timer.

and 3...2...1...Goodbye.
#127 to #126 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
no you did plus i have the chaos elements hidden some where safe but the element of harmony are fake
#128 to #127 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Then what did I set that bomb to do...*fwump, red portal back to the Facility* SUDDENLY-*toast, toast everywhere* OH GOD IT'S IN MY EYES!
#129 to #128 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
i can make it vanish if you want
User avatar #130 to #129 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
One moment, getting rid of excess particles *splits the atoms of one of the pieces of toast* once I release this hold, there will be fire, I'd suggest you get out of here Stalker.
#131 to #130 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
i'm on the moon
User avatar #132 to #131 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Good, no collateral damage, toast removed, excess radiation detected, HazMat teams deployed.

...now how the hell did all of this toast get here...
#133 to #132 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
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#135 to #134 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
oh you wanted toast
#136 to #135 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
No, I wanted pancakes.
#137 to #136 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
no you get muffins
no you get muffins

#138 to #137 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
...but I already got muffins....
#139 to #138 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
you need more
#105 to #63 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
can't hurt me but i can hurt you
User avatar #106 to #105 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Not if I absorbed the powers of 073.

Come at me, I'll even leave my hands behind my back.
#107 to #106 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
guess what i'm
User avatar #108 to #107 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Then you will simply stab yourself in the back.

Keep 'em comin', your knife wounds tickle.
#109 to #108 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
this isn't over
#110 to #109 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Who said it was?

pic unrelated.
#111 to #110 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
you let your guard down prepare to die
#112 to #111 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
*mounts bayonet* FOR LESS EXPENSIVE AMMO!!! *charges*
#113 to #112 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
and the battle begins
#114 to #113 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
and it ends with me tripping and falling out the window. Down 20 stories, and accidentally impaling a guard at the base of the neck with the bayonet. Whoops.
and it ends with me tripping and falling out the window. Down 20 stories, and accidentally impaling a guard at the base of the neck with the bayonet. Whoops.
#115 to #114 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
i am the winner
User avatar #116 to #115 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
I still live, so I'd call it a tie.
#117 to #116 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
and its a tie
#118 to #117 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
I forgot where the hell we were fighting at
#119 to #118 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
i forget what we are fighting about went to a bomb to a party and then a sword fight thread
i forget what we are fighting about went to a bomb to a party and then a sword fight thread
#120 to #119 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
We were at my facility...which is underground....wait, then how did I fall 20 stories and kill a guard?
#121 to #120 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
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#122 to #121 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
I blame portals   
   
.gif unrelated, yet so related.
I blame portals

.gif unrelated, yet so related.
#123 to #122 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
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#124 to #123 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
I placed some moonstone at the bottom of an elevator shaft for quick exfil, but I didn't expect the other side to put me in Canterlot...						****					 I need to get out of here...
I placed some moonstone at the bottom of an elevator shaft for quick exfil, but I didn't expect the other side to put me in Canterlot... **** I need to get out of here...
#85 to #63 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
his name is Cable
User avatar #86 to #85 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Hmm....SCP-217, I win.
#87 to #86 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
one does not simply kill Cable
User avatar #88 to #87 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Nope, I wasn't finished yet.

Then I will slap him with a Tothbrush, also known as SCP-063.
#89 to #88 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
you can't hurt him has a energy field around his body and has telepathy
#90 to #89 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
SCP-143, Telepathy eliminated

and how strong, exactly, is this energy field?
#91 to #90 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
you can't break it
#92 to #91 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Are you sure?

Because this Gauss Rifle disagrees with you. It can accelerate 10g Depleted Uranium w/ Tungsten NanoCarbide reinforcement and a nanogram of Quarkium at its core at .6c, and I can throw these downrange at 900 RPM.

The impact of a single round is akin to that of a 16" gun that they mount on BATTLESHIPS.

Let him come, I am ready.
#93 to #92 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
he is uber strong nothing can kill unless he body slides by two and then you have a 7 second window but he never really uses it
User avatar #94 to #93 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Fine, if you can has substitute, so can I.

MEET...682!
#95 to #94 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
yes you may
#96 to #95 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Well, while those two are occupied...*pulls out a gladius* shall we dance?
#97 to #96 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
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#98 to #97 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
...did this fight thread just de-evolve into a dance thread?
...did this fight thread just de-evolve into a dance thread?
#99 to #98 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
yes it did
yes it did
#100 to #99 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
....I am okay with this, but I will get that swordfight I wanted later...
....I am okay with this, but I will get that swordfight I wanted later...
#101 to #100 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
have at the
#102 to #101 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
COME AT ME, ALICORN WRETCH!
COME AT ME, ALICORN WRETCH!
#103 to #102 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
let it begin
#104 to #103 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Hmm...seems there is no way for my gladius to cut through that armor...give me a sec...HERE IT IS! *mounts bayonet* AAAAAAH MOTHERLAND!!
#67 to #66 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Nightmare is a spy?
#68 to #67 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
yes she is
#69 to #68 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Time to go back to my facility!
Time to go back to my facility!
#70 to #69 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
i'll be right behind you
#72 to #70 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Then I will unleash SCP-076-2

May Longcat help your sorry soul then.
#74 to #73 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
and if Able is stopped (which I severely doubt), 682 will be unleashed, and I will get my Gauss Rifle. I'm not sure you and the Rifle have been acquainted.
#75 to #74 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
let me show you my elements of chaos
#76 to #75 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Let me show you the song of my people my little Quarkium Bomb.   
   
Equestria will be destroyed in the process, but that's just collateral damage, nothing of value will be lost to the Foundation.
Let me show you the song of my people my little Quarkium Bomb.

Equestria will be destroyed in the process, but that's just collateral damage, nothing of value will be lost to the Foundation.
#77 to #76 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
not if they have anything to say about it
User avatar #78 to #77 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Any breach of the containment field around the Pure Quarkium inside the bomb will kill us all, remember that.

But it doesn't have to come to that, put down the Element of Chaos, and I will defuse the bomb. If you do not comply in the next 10 seconds, the bomb WILL detonate, I will die, so will you and everything in a 1 AU radius.

Put it down, and we shall fight reasonably. Like proper people.
#79 to #78 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
the elements of chaos are back to there normal state now disarm the bomb
#80 to #79 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
Bomb disarmed, Chaos Controlled.

Now all I need is a blood sample, c'mere.
#81 to #80 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
i don't think so i may not be able to kill you but i know someone who can
#82 to #81 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
I'm waiting....
I'm waiting....
#83 to #82 - xluna (04/18/2012) [-]
this man
#84 to #83 - DaCrazyOne (04/18/2012) [-]
...not recalling a name, identify?
...not recalling a name, identify?
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