Tom, you have no idea..... Source: http:///5K2AI44XI0s?t=1m8s.. Loki is probably technically a clopper, due to the fact that it turned himself into a female horse, got impregnated, and gave birth to a six-legged horse. Horse People Bro
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#11 - emberstar (11/09/2013) [-]
Loki is probably technically a clopper, due to the fact that it turned himself into a female horse, got impregnated, and gave birth to a six-legged horse.
Loki is probably technically a clopper, due to the fact that it turned himself into a female horse, got impregnated, and gave birth to a six-legged horse.
#45 to #11 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
Eight-legged*
User avatar #90 to #45 - emberstar (11/09/2013) [-]
.....yea, I realized that after posting it.
User avatar #12 to #11 - heartlessrobot (11/09/2013) [-]
Who's to say he didn't try it as a human first, then realize a dude can't get pregnant that way?
Yes I'm waiting for drawn porn of it.
#13 to #12 - emberstar (11/09/2013) [-]
No one is, I'm just referring to the Norse legends.    
I don't judge that, but I'd be that Loki would.
No one is, I'm just referring to the Norse legends.
I don't judge that, but I'd be that Loki would.
#15 to #13 - heartlessrobot (11/09/2013) [-]
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I require porn of this.
User avatar #17 to #15 - emberstar (11/09/2013) [-]
Sorry, but I lack said porn...
This artist has some good comics, not porn, but still interesting You need to login to view this link
User avatar #18 to #17 - heartlessrobot (11/09/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, still got a boner when thor kissed horse-loki.
#14 to #12 - emberstar (11/09/2013) [-]
As would Stark/Iron Man/RDJ
As would Stark/Iron Man/RDJ
User avatar #16 to #14 - heartlessrobot (11/09/2013) [-]
Everyone knows stark is a top.
#114 to #11 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
wouldnt that technically make him a zoophiliac because not only did he do it but with a real horse, lets not forget people like that dont tend to get any sexual activity animal or not
#247 to #114 - newforomador (11/09/2013) [-]
Oh, he definitely is. Not only did he have a horse as a kid, he also had the Fenrir wolf, and the World Serpent.
User avatar #201 to #11 - garroshhellscream (11/09/2013) [-]
keep in mind that he was raped... in my mind that makes it even more funny
User avatar #203 to #11 - blubblub (11/09/2013) [-]
There are actually many stories about how the horse was faster than him in his horse form, caught him and then raped him.
User avatar #209 to #11 - gayboard ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it be bestiality? ;o
#271 to #11 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
You made my ******* day. Thank you.
User avatar #28 to #11 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
To be fair, with the amount of Mead the Aesir hammered down, it was only a matter of time until one of them shagged an animal.
User avatar #20 to #11 - thundagawd (11/09/2013) [-]
Eight-legged horse*

I'm sorry, it was just weird how you had like 8 replies and no one pointed it out.
User avatar #22 to #20 - demandsgayversion (11/09/2013) [-]
2 of those weren't legs.
User avatar #23 to #22 - thundagawd (11/09/2013) [-]
Then what were they? In the Prose Edda it CLEARLY says "best is Sleipnir, he is Odin's, he has eight legs" (4 legs in the front, 4 legs in the back). A horses limbs are always referred to as legs, they don't have arms, that's why they wear horseshoes, and not something irrelevant like horsegloves.
User avatar #40 to #23 - leebobo (11/09/2013) [-]
the german word for gloves is (tranlated) "handshoes"
coincidence??
#43 to #40 - harryhai (11/09/2013) [-]
omfg...How did I never....that can never be unseen
User avatar #46 to #43 - leebobo (11/09/2013) [-]
you do know that hai is shark in german.... ?
#47 to #46 - harryhai (11/09/2013) [-]
yeeesssss I´am in fact german ^^
User avatar #48 to #47 - leebobo (11/09/2013) [-]
ach so. dann moin moin!
alles fit im schritt?
User avatar #49 to #48 - harryhai (11/09/2013) [-]
durchaus werter Herr, durchaus. Und bei Ihnen?
User avatar #50 to #49 - leebobo (11/09/2013) [-]
du kannst du zu mir sagen(schreiben)
ja, ich sitz herum und fappe
#51 to #50 - harryhai (11/09/2013) [-]
aber...es is no fap november
User avatar #52 to #51 - leebobo (11/09/2013) [-]
hab ich fappen gesagt? ich meinte naturlich aufraumen, putzen usw.....
*unschultige blick*
User avatar #53 to #52 - harryhai (11/09/2013) [-]
HA jaja, wenn jemand fragt is man immer am aufräumen xD wo kommste denn her?
User avatar #54 to #53 - leebobo (11/09/2013) [-]
eigentlich bin ich Englander, aber ich habe ne par jahre in Deutchland gewohnt.
User avatar #55 to #54 - harryhai (11/09/2013) [-]
achsooooo, dafür is dein Deutsch aber ziemlich gut
User avatar #56 to #55 - leebobo (11/09/2013) [-]
Als english sprecher war deutch lernen fur mich nicht schwer. englisch is sowieso germanisch basiert.. ich sage immer englich ist ein drittel deutch, ein drittel fransoesich und ein drittel latin. ist ungefahr richtig
User avatar #57 to #56 - harryhai (11/09/2013) [-]
ja stimmt schon, dass die Sprachen verwandt sind genau wie die ganzen Skandinavischen Sachen auch. Allerdings hatte ich in der Schule trotzdem meine Probleme mit Englisch ^^
User avatar #58 to #57 - leebobo (11/09/2013) [-]
aber fremdsprachen werden unterichtet in deutchland. in england nur ab 14ja, fur 2 jahre nur. unser schul system ist echt peinlich.....
#68 to #58 - harryhai (11/09/2013) [-]
oha, die Franzosen Ja, Sprachen lernen find ich auch ziemlich stark. Dafür liebe ich die Universität, es gibt Kurse für einfach alles, von Russisch, über Finnisch bis zu Koreanisch. Wie es scheint ham wir die Kapazität der Kommentarleiste erreicht ^^
User avatar #70 to #68 - leebobo (11/09/2013) [-]
wir sin gut. verdammt gut
User avatar #60 to #58 - harryhai (11/09/2013) [-]
echt? is wahrscheinlich n bissl darauf basiert, dass Englisch nun mal Weltsprache ist. Da kann man sich dann schon mal drauf ausruhen . Ich fands immer nervig, dass in unsrem Schulsystem neben Englisch ( was ja Pflicht is) nur Französisch angeboten wird. Ausser die Ausnahmen wo die Schulen selber andere Optionen anbieten.
User avatar #65 to #60 - leebobo (11/09/2013) [-]
ich find es aber trotzdem schade das wir englander keine fremdspachen lernen, weltsprache hin und her. ich hab die grossten respect fur menchen die zwei, drei, oder mehrerer sprachen beherrschen. nebenbei, find ich fraziesisch uberflussig: frankreich war der einzige land wo ich war wo die leute mir auf der frage "parle vous anglais?" mit "ja, aber tuen wir nicht/ wollen wir nicht" geantwortet haben
#237 to #48 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
ja, icht gebrennen jueden
User avatar #112 to #46 - mercurry (11/09/2013) [-]
did you know that "hai" means shark in finland also.
User avatar #223 to #112 - ninjason (11/09/2013) [-]
and haai means shark in Afrikaans, a South African language derived from Dutch
#67 to #46 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
It's the same here in Finland.
User avatar #69 to #67 - leebobo (11/09/2013) [-]
well done.
#256 to #67 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
and Estonia
User avatar #89 to #20 - emberstar (11/09/2013) [-]
.....yea, I realized that after posting it.
User avatar #6 - mondominiman (11/08/2013) [-]
I never did like smosh.
#72 to #6 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
I hate their new attitude to everything "hey man, gaming channels are totally in right now, let's rake in more cash"

"Give us like half a million, and we'll make an iphone game that will probably be ****** and gimmicky, despite most iphone games being about only 100, 000. Also, we could fund this ourselves but you know"

Despite the fact that Joey Graceffa, some asshole who vlogs, makes a good 100,000 a year (as his tax form has proven to show) by only being in the top 100 most subscribed.
User avatar #128 to #6 - gjaa (11/09/2013) [-]
Me neither but this particular video is funny in places
#154 to #6 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
Man, fuch Smosh.
User avatar #210 to #6 - gayboard ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
They used to be good but then they ran out of material.
User avatar #105 to #6 - rambomanthree (11/09/2013) [-]
they are cancerous
#10 to #6 - dashgamer (11/08/2013) [-]
I don't, either. They're too over-the-top in that their jokes are presented with shouting and insane hyperbole, as if they're entertaining children on a playground.
It can be amusing, and sometimes really clever, but many of their skits are more annoying than funny.
They've given me a few laughs, though.
User avatar #41 to #10 - idunnolol (11/09/2013) [-]
I dont either. But you like MLP which is "also" entertaining for children on a playground.
User avatar #62 to #41 - darkestyew (11/09/2013) [-]
That was actually really good, 10/10
User avatar #152 to #10 - demrogz (11/09/2013) [-]
I do think their audience are younger people, have you seen when they've gone to vidcon? Almost all of them there are 12 year olds.
#153 to #152 - dashgamer (11/09/2013) [-]
I did not know that. Thanks for informing me.
I did not know that. Thanks for informing me.
User avatar #189 to #153 - toxicovrtake ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
pretty sure that gif gave me cancer
User avatar #192 to #189 - dashgamer (11/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know, those harmful sun rays coming through the cloud cover can give you skin cancer sometimes. Darn it, Rainbow Dash, close up the clouds at these high elevations!
#59 - crellow (11/09/2013) [-]
this
User avatar #77 to #59 - xxhadesflamesxx (11/09/2013) [-]
oh god
User avatar #276 to #59 - vikinginabox (11/09/2013) [-]
His chin looks like a hairy nutsack
User avatar #81 to #59 - toketsothemage (11/09/2013) [-]
i love how the tail is just staring at him with uneasiness.
User avatar #168 to #81 - thewaronbeingcool (11/09/2013) [-]
"Of all the things to latch onto... Why did I choose this?!"
#138 - gwenisghey (11/09/2013) [-]
i really dont see why its a big deal he doesnt know
i mean, everybody who hates the show and its fandom thinks its a big " **** you" to us because some famous person doesnt know what it is, but its really of no consequence either way
#257 to #138 - yuukoku (11/09/2013) [-]
I'm glad he doesn't know. It's just a sort of disturbing internet thing. Not that I hate bronies, but I just think that it's something that soccer moms would take to the supreme court about or people would be brought out and publicly lynched if the general public and mainstream media found out.
User avatar #258 to #257 - gwenisghey (11/09/2013) [-]
are you stuck in 2011 or something
User avatar #261 to #258 - yuukoku (11/09/2013) [-]
I still read newspapers.
User avatar #262 to #261 - gwenisghey (11/09/2013) [-]
clearly youre out of the loop
User avatar #263 to #262 - yuukoku (11/09/2013) [-]
So, fill me in.
User avatar #267 to #263 - gwenisghey (11/09/2013) [-]
its been public for loong time now, to the point where when it makes mainstream news people complain because it was news years ago. the hype is over. its just there now
User avatar #268 to #267 - yuukoku (11/09/2013) [-]
I mean, I've seen bronies at the airport and around cities, but I didn't know that they already got over it. Was there any controversy?
User avatar #269 to #268 - gwenisghey (11/09/2013) [-]
not "got over it". its just not a big hype train anymore like it used to be, and thats good.and of course there was controversy and it was goddamn hilarious
User avatar #270 to #269 - yuukoku (11/09/2013) [-]
Aw... I wish I could have seen it.
User avatar #142 to #138 - sexyhimself (11/09/2013) [-]
thumbed up for making sense. would've thumbed up again if possible for Total Drama pic.


made me sad when the person who was voted off last episode was voted off
User avatar #144 to #142 - gwenisghey (11/09/2013) [-]
i havent seen s5 yet because i wanted to finish s4 so i could get to know the new characters more
User avatar #145 to #144 - sexyhimself (11/09/2013) [-]
would be a good idea.

the s4 final was awesome.
User avatar #146 to #145 - gwenisghey (11/09/2013) [-]
and 2 different endings apparently
User avatar #147 to #146 - sexyhimself (11/09/2013) [-]
all seasons have 2 endings
User avatar #148 to #147 - gwenisghey (11/09/2013) [-]
ive seen s1's but i didnt know 2 and 3 had one
User avatar #149 to #148 - sexyhimself (11/09/2013) [-]
they all do so people won't be butthurt or something
User avatar #151 to #149 - gwenisghey (11/09/2013) [-]
that makes no sense considering the first of every season starts out with who really won the last one
User avatar #181 to #151 - sexyhimself (11/09/2013) [-]
the system is kind of ****** , I know.
#160 to #151 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
No they have two endings because it's a different winners in every country. People get to vote for who they want to win and the one that gets the most wins in that country.

For example in the first season, Owen won in
Canada, USA, Latin America, United Kingdom, Denmark, Italy, Australia, Philippines, Russia, Serbia, Hungary, Netherlands, Portugal, Israel, France and Spain) While Gwen won in Norway, Poland, Romania, and Sweden
User avatar #166 to #144 - Dialga **User deleted account** (11/09/2013) [-]
Wait, they're still making this show? I thought they stopped after season 2
User avatar #167 to #166 - gwenisghey (11/09/2013) [-]
yeah
#32 - wwttff (11/09/2013) [-]
Loki is most definitely a Brony for obvious reasons.
User avatar #33 to #32 - spearpwi (11/09/2013) [-]
Like not even knowing what one is? I'd say that's a pretty great reason.
#36 to #33 - wwttff (11/09/2013) [-]
You confuse me sir.
User avatar #37 to #36 - spearpwi (11/09/2013) [-]
I'm just being a twat. Ignore me, if you can.
#170 to #32 - albertjester (11/09/2013) [-]
you clever devil.
#35 to #32 - SognaVetr (11/09/2013) [-]
MFW i saw what you did there
#44 to #32 - walcorn ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #34 to #32 - spearpwi (11/09/2013) [-]
wait a minute, you're about to refer to Loki ******* a horse whilst disguised. Sorry! My mistake.
User avatar #2 - bjartur (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm glad he doesn't know.
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#4 to #3 - bjartur (11/08/2013) [-]
I don't remember you, care to explain ?
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#7 to #5 - bjartur (11/08/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry.

Didn't notice your username
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User avatar #103 - asheyboo ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
Loki Interview PRANK If anyone wants to watch
its pretty hilarious
User avatar #115 to #103 - syntheticdoll (11/09/2013) [-]
"Why is Chris Hemsworth such a beautiful man?" It's easy, Tom gave him his spare fabolousness.
#162 - Bad Man (11/09/2013) [-]
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Let's be honest here, which stranger would you rather be in a room with? A brony, belieber, or twihard?

The answer is brony. Why?
Because they won't talk to you about it.
User avatar #163 to #162 - Maroon ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #171 to #162 - fanfiction (11/09/2013) [-]
nah, they'd just sit in a corner being autistic ******* faggots
User avatar #172 to #162 - hoffmeisterh (11/09/2013) [-]
Are we alone, because if we are the twihard. No witnesses...
#212 to #162 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
a twihard or belieber duh, because there's a chance they could be a hot girl. the brony is pretty much 100% confirmed to be an overweight, acne filled, fedora wearing neckbeard who doesn't shower.
#220 to #162 - wobblewub ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
This is so true. Unless you're just one of those guys.

Talking about MLP even though I like it would be the LAST ******* thing I'd want to talk about with a stranger.
#204 - lieutenantbuzzkill (11/09/2013) [-]
I respect bronies, hell i watched a few episodes and it's ok.

But the concept still freaks me out sometimes.
User avatar #158 - mycatislookingatme (11/09/2013) [-]
1: What Gwenisghey said.

2: I feel like Loki would be a brony, just because that would piss the most people off on the internet.
User avatar #63 - tmbg (11/09/2013) [-]
well. At least you guys are the lesser of three evils.
#132 to #63 - vapaus (11/09/2013) [-]
I'd much rather hear that, considering what others seem to be saying around here. Good on you.
I'd much rather hear that, considering what others seem to be saying around here. Good on you.
User avatar #248 - konradkurze (11/09/2013) [-]
are you a fag, a fag, or a fag?

great options
#240 - bdowns (11/09/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #4147914 at Friendly ** I'm neutral about bronies
User avatar #250 to #240 - biscuitsunited (11/09/2013) [-]
Looks like they don't share your view.
User avatar #251 to #250 - bdowns (11/09/2013) [-]
well thats just too bad.
#264 to #240 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #4295041 at Friendly **
#265 to #240 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #252 - mexicandudeinsd (11/09/2013) [-]
Bronies, Believers and Twihards are all faggots



Deal With It
User avatar #104 - WolfPrince (11/09/2013) [-]
Grouping those three together greatly disgusts me.
User avatar #110 to #104 - trixcision (11/09/2013) [-]
yes.
User avatar #108 to #104 - sanguinesolitude (11/09/2013) [-]
i agree. Liking twilight or justin bieber is questionable, but those people do not deserve to be compared to perverted scum like bronies.
User avatar #116 to #108 - WolfPrince (11/09/2013) [-]
Huehuehue
#109 to #104 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
brony butthurt detected
User avatar #119 to #109 - WolfPrince (11/09/2013) [-]
Can't say I'm pleased. Would you be?
User avatar #122 to #119 - TheMather ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
Tell me how you as a fandom are better than the other two and you'll have the right to be displeased.
User avatar #134 to #122 - WolfPrince (11/09/2013) [-]
I'll give it a try.
Bronies have raised a lot of money for charity.
Beleibers and Twitards have spent their parents money on crap.
Inb4 pony toys, I have never bought anything from hasbro.
User avatar #135 to #134 - TheMather ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
Just because you haven't doesn't change the fact that a large portion of the fandom does.
Also a quick Google search shows that beliebers too have organized charity drives.
User avatar #136 to #135 - WolfPrince (11/09/2013) [-]
To be fair, I shouldn't group every person in any fandom as the same.
Every fandom has their tards and normal people. He could've asked the same thing but replaced one of them with "whovian", "trekkie" etc.
User avatar #137 to #136 - TheMather ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
Other fandoms aren't regarded to be as pushy and in your face as bronies, beliebers and twihards though. Apart from the war between trekkies and star wars fans, it was previously unheard of for a fandom to be this hostile and aggressive.
User avatar #141 to #137 - WolfPrince (11/09/2013) [-]
I don't really see that, all I ever see are post of pony related humour being disliked. And I can understand why, to you guys it's cringe worthy and not funny. But to bronies they're just inside jokes.
Personally, I do cringe whenever I see a lot of the pony stuff posted here.
User avatar #155 to #141 - TheMather ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
To put it this way, an easy way to tell the hostility of a fandom is to see how it reacts to receiving hate.
Hostile fandoms respond with hatred and or flamebaiting of their own (in this regard bronies and beliebers stand out the most).
Neutral fandoms respond with rational counterarguments or projected indifference (here avatards and homestucks stand out the most).
Passive fandoms just ignore it (trekkies, furries, etc.)

If it was merely the exaggerated tendency to make everything related to ponies, you'd be seen as no worse than furries, your problem is that you have a rather large portion of people who take a near militant approach towards haters and that have taken the pressure to have people indoctrinated in your fandom up to a level otherwise only seen in religious cults.
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User avatar #143 to #139 - TheMather ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
Furries are the most vilified fandom in modern history though. They've never actually done anything wrong, because if they did they'd be at risk of being literally massacred. People hate them simply by virtue of finding them distasteful.
#185 to #143 - flarenight ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
google images/yahoo images either way. search my little pony. start with safe search on. now do it again with safe search off. realize how many kids watch this show and also use the internet. think about how many parents have to deal with this because someone left safe search off when their daughter/son googled my little pony.
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#120 to #104 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
No, wasting Tom Hiddleston's time irritates me.
#274 - scratchinmagician (11/09/2013) [-]
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mfw bronies
User avatar #195 - Vpirate ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
That was the best interview ever.
User avatar #164 - kiaserzerg ONLINE (11/09/2013) [-]
Norse loki is one of the original bronies. he did get laid by a horse and gave birth to sleipneir
User avatar #157 - thejoyboytoy (11/09/2013) [-]
Hey Guys, this is just me not knowing what a Brony is! Well Good Luck.
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