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#2 - cjwers (10/04/2013) [-]
>fapping in bed
>dad walks in
>pull covers over myself
>(innocent smirk)
>he sits on my bed
>begins to talk for 10 minutes
>doesn't suspect a thing

You would think that would have ONLY happened once... maybe twice
#3 to #2 - Milos (10/04/2013) [-]
I've been there.
#5 to #2 - sinery (10/04/2013) [-]
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#28 to #2 - xgrandmoffx (10/05/2013) [-]
>be naked and fapping
>only me and my dad in the house at the time (by the way, this is a different occasion from the other story I posted in this commentary section)
>hear him walking up the stairs
>he grabs the doorknob
>think: 'I should probably try to not get caught'
>I don't even bother to close my porn, I just stand up and walk over to the door to block it with my body
>door opens about an inch, I slam it shut with my naked torso
>he says: "Oh, I'm sorry, are you changing?"
>think: 'well, no need to make up an alibi, he just game me one'
>he walks away
>I close my porn and get dressed, too scared to continue

Sort of similar to yours, I guess.
#30 to #28 - cjwers (10/06/2013) [-]
Nobody's ever given me a free alibi.
Nobody's ever given me a free alibi.
#29 to #28 - xgrandmoffx (10/05/2013) [-]
>more accurate pic for the >mfw

I should have checked more than one folder for a reaction image.
User avatar #20 - mondominiman (10/04/2013) [-]
A good and bad comes out of that.
Bad:: Your parents know you beat off
Good: You can now beat off to pony porn without worrying about your parents finding out.
User avatar #9 - mylittlesentry (10/04/2013) [-]
[old geezer mode]

When I was a teenager, we didn't have the world wide web. You had your choice of the JC Penny catalog, the Sears catalog, or bribing complete strangers on the street to buy whatever random magazines for you that they happened to have at the corner gas station.

Kids today don't appreciate the value of having to work for your porn.

[/old geezer mode]
User avatar #31 to #9 - piddythediddy (10/10/2013) [-]
when i was a teenager we didn't even have that we'd have to push our buttcheeks together to look like boobs and use that
User avatar #19 to #9 - dashgamer (10/04/2013) [-]
Psssh. I didn't even know what pornography was until some older kid introduced me to it. He traded me old, wrinkled clippings of women for valuable things: I gave him my gameboy for some crappy photos. These photos were so poor in quality that they were often torn, and since the women back then still had hair in the magazines, all I saw of their crotches was a big black blob, so, being an innocent kid, I just thought it was a black, amorphous version of myself.
Basically, with my first exposure to women, I thought they all had big black dicks between their legs.
You may have had to work for your porn, but I had to work to even know what the hell was going on.
User avatar #24 - dabronydude (10/04/2013) [-]
i am still glad i have never had a situation like this...must be terrible.
User avatar #8 - zonryu (10/04/2013) [-]
>be me at 13
>hear mom coming down the hall
>computer is on the same wall as the door and facing the opposite wall
>computer freezes as i try to click out
>mom bursts in to ask what i want for dinner
>porn still on screen
>all she has to do is turn her head
>tell her what i want and she leaves
>never gotten caught
#1 - dashgamer (10/04/2013) [-]
>Be 17
>Just got internet in my room a couple days prior
>Start fap session with crappy porn, don't really know any good sites
>Not really into it, go to a ****** quality video of college girls flashing their tits at some frat party
>Terrible porn video
>Dad walks in
>Try to Alt+F4 with sticky hands
>Complete fail
>Video still playing, ****** dance music with dumbass drunk girls
>We're both more embarrassed about the porn I was fapping to than the fact that I was fapping
>MFW the only thing my dad knows about my private life is that I have the worst taste for porn
#6 to #1 - teranin ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
why were you're hands sticky. Seriously, is no one going to discuss why dashgamer was trying to whack off with sticky hands!?
User avatar #22 to #6 - dashgamer (10/04/2013) [-]
Have you tried fapping for forty minutes without being able to finish? Stuff comes out.
User avatar #7 to #6 - teranin ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 to #7 - butterisgood (10/04/2013) [-]
i'm pretty sure cum is sticky
User avatar #11 to #10 - teranin ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
dash never said they finished
User avatar #12 to #11 - butterisgood (10/04/2013) [-]
What about precum?
User avatar #13 to #12 - teranin ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
they said their porn experience was sub par, not a lot of penile anticipation should have been present.
User avatar #15 to #13 - butterisgood (10/04/2013) [-]
He probably wasn't used to doing it with videos at the time, and it excited him, he probably finds it sub par looking back on the situation.
User avatar #16 to #15 - teranin ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
Not really into it, go to a ****** quality video of college girls flashing their tits at some frat party

His words
#17 to #16 - butterisgood (10/04/2013) [-]
The only explanation i can think of is that he was probably eating spaghetti beforehand.
User avatar #18 to #17 - teranin ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
LOL that's possible
#32 - atrocitustheking (10/11/2013) [-]
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I shouldn't laugh so hard at another's misfortune, but damn dude, you got screwed.
User avatar #25 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/05/2013) [-]
times like this makes me wish there was some sort of latch that would lock in place on my doors to stop people from entering
oh wait they already have that
#23 - xgrandmoffx (10/04/2013) [-]
>be hanging out in sweatpants and a t-shirt
>only people in house are me and my dad
>he's downstairs watching television or some ****
>time for a fap
>look for some porn
>find some porn, using rasterized stillframes because audio is dangerous when other people are in the house
>disrobe and begin to fap
>fap for some time
>feels good, man
>hear dad coming up the stairs
>oh **** , gotta hide
>close porn tab; no technical issues because my computer loves me
>he's walking down the hall
>getting on the ******* edge
>put shirt on first
>hear him grab the doorknob
>ultimate panic mode
>hands shaking, I grab my boxers and start to put them on
>dad opens the door and sees me just as I'm pulling my underwear back up
>he starts to say something, but realizes what I have been doing and just turns and walks away, closing the door behind him
>we have not spoken of it to this day
>mfw a mere .5 seconds was all I needed to remain a fap ninja since it isn't out of the ordinary for me to chill in my boxers and a t-shirt
User avatar #26 to #23 - mondominiman (10/05/2013) [-]
Why do you beat it completely naked? Just a higher risk of getting caught and everyone seeing you nude.
User avatar #27 to #26 - xgrandmoffx (10/05/2013) [-]
Probably because late twentieth century filmography has caused me to associate sex and nudity. And most of the porn I have seen in my time ends with full nudity. When one can wait for everyone else to leave the house and when one remembers to close the window, there is no risk of getting caught.
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