>be hosting cookout
>Friends start coming in
>One friend brings in weird looking cupcakes
>I go wide-eyed and say "I'm not eating those."
>Friends ask why
>I say "just something I read."
>Cookout is awesome
>Then it was time to eat the cupcakes
>Friend pleading for me to eat one
>Slap it out of her hand
>Boss cookout finishes like a boss as we all luang at what I did
Dear lord cupcakes what have you done