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NARWHAL!!!. Just Sayin' Again... Subscribe for more funnies and ! Accept ALL the Friend Requests!!!. But THIS... This is absolutely INCONCEIVABLE in every way'?

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User avatar #170 to #4 - zelyx (04/02/2012) [-]
First thing I could think of was this: http://www . youtube.com/watch?v=OeUWYcct-ZQ at 1:53

what is wrong with me... D:
User avatar #50 - Fifee Boy (04/02/2012) [-]
are you saying that unicorns should exist, or that they could exist?

Of coarse a horse with a horn could exist, we could have 2 penises for nipples it would be awesome but we dont because we dont need them, as horses dont need ******* horns.
User avatar #344 to #50 - zionsype (04/02/2012) [-]
I think he trying to make fun of the people who says unicorns couldn't exist
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User avatar #52 to #51 - xtrmbragnrytz (04/02/2012) [-]
stabbing ****
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#126 to #52 - apillow (04/02/2012) [-]
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#448 to #52 - xXthabeastXx (04/02/2012) [-]
So 			*******		 simple yet so 			*******		 funny...
So ******* simple yet so ******* funny...
User avatar #53 to #51 - Fifee Boy (04/02/2012) [-]
its a narwhal, a type of whale, and it needs its horn to attack its prey or duel with other narwhals for females or for dominance or something
User avatar #323 to #53 - GymLeaderAmir (04/02/2012) [-]
thats not true, the tusk hasnt had an identified purpose because some narwhals do not have horns so mating and feeding and stuff is blown out the window
User avatar #518 to #323 - msvegeta (04/02/2012) [-]
Well actually, narwhals are so elusive that they aren't sure, but they haven't ruled out mating yet. In fact, that's what they think it is most likely for
User avatar #550 to #518 - GymLeaderAmir (04/03/2012) [-]
learn something knew everyday ;o
User avatar #80 to #51 - megaton (04/02/2012) [-]
narwhals also use that horn to break ice when traveling through cold areas
#361 to #51 - holyknighthun (04/02/2012) [-]
They stop Cthulu eating ye!
#23 - lesbianlover (04/02/2012) [-]
What if Unicorns existed but evolved into narwhals when the Flood happend
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#399 to #330 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
What you actually have to concider is the fact that evolution does not happen in one day. Unicorns could not turn in to narwhals just becouse they fell in the water.
#542 to #399 - lesbianlover (04/03/2012) [-]
it's a joke anon i no it's not possible it would take years for them to evolve
User avatar #514 to #330 - msvegeta (04/02/2012) [-]
Yeah but most of those religions were influenced by eachother, the first time the flood story cropped up was with ancient egypt, and Judaism cropped up not far geographically speaking. All the most popular religions these days like Christianity and Islam branched out of that. So it's possible that the coincidence exists not b/c it happened, but b/c the religions have borrowed stories from eachother
#541 to #514 - lesbianlover (04/03/2012) [-]
true but there's is proof of a great flood many cultures have stories of it wether it's in their religion or not
User avatar #547 to #541 - msvegeta (04/03/2012) [-]
Yeah... and another explanation is that the first civilizations began in river valleys. You can see this in Egypt with the Nile River, in China with the Huang He, and in Mesopotamia with the Tigris and Euphrates. So floods have been central in shaping the habits, culture, and religion of the first settled peoples.
#124 to #23 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
I think unicorn was another name for a rhino in the bible.
#144 to #124 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
It's still it's latin name. And the bible is written in latin
#146 to #144 - junter (04/02/2012) [-]
Also, I'm pretty sure unicorns are never mentioned in the bible ever.
#383 to #146 - frodr (04/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #485 to #144 - piclemaniscool (04/02/2012) [-]
The bible was written in Hebrew.
#418 to #23 - bacxz (04/02/2012) [-]
Have you read the narwals legend?
They were unicors, but they were in danger, so they ran to the oceans, becoming narwals, hidden form any problem.

#93 to #23 - silverbolt (04/02/2012) [-]
Well seeing how dolphins are believed to have evolved from an equine mammal its completely possible narwhals did too. But due to their natural habitat it'd be pretty hard to find any fossil records of possible missing links =P
#184 to #93 - ubercomfychair (04/02/2012) [-]
dolphins evolved from wolves
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User avatar #506 to #356 - jajayes (04/02/2012) [-]
Hunger Games....Read/seen it?
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User avatar #509 to #508 - jajayes (04/02/2012) [-]
Like most things, i've yet to see the movie, any good?
User avatar #290 to #184 - silverbolt (04/02/2012) [-]
No they have small limbs that are completely useless (like humans having tails) but have that have similarities between modern hoofed animals such as one large digit similar to a hoof. But seeing as wolves come from a tree not too far from that branch i wouldn't be surprised if there was a theory they were related.
#450 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
So what do we get?
THIS!?
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User avatar #468 to #450 - mechanicalsquirrel (04/02/2012) [-]
what.the. **** . is that?
User avatar #470 to #450 - Silvur (04/02/2012) [-]
welp
now i'm not horny anymore
User avatar #492 to #450 - Yukia (04/02/2012) [-]
Fun fact- It's a goblin shark :3

Scariest ******* in the world
#437 - rockstarjack (04/02/2012) [-]
<<<<< Still a better love story than Twilight......
#440 to #437 - noblekira (04/02/2012) [-]
Love that episode, pic slightly related
#444 to #440 - rockstarjack (04/02/2012) [-]
See Justin? Somebody agrees!
#464 to #444 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
"It's not a unicorn, it's a horse with a sword on his head.... and he's there to guard my hopes and dreams"
#222 - ThePleasureman (04/02/2012) [-]
&quot;Unicorns&quot; are actually rhinos. French, Spanish, and English explorers went into Africa and only saw these 			*******		 from a distance and what they looked like were horses with big as horns on their heads so them being all imaginative and hot as satans ballsack hallucinating, they came up with the unicorn 			*******		. Kings believed the 			********		 and artists and writers could only imagine what they looked like so when the explorer said &quot;in the land of africa there aare horses with a horn on their head&quot; the artists and writers thought of an actual 			*******		 horse with an actual 			*******		 cool as horn. so they adopted the idea into mythology and all that 			********		. TL;DR Unicorns are mistake in the translation of ideas after explorers saw rhinos in africa.
"Unicorns" are actually rhinos. French, Spanish, and English explorers went into Africa and only saw these ******* from a distance and what they looked like were horses with big as horns on their heads so them being all imaginative and hot as satans ballsack hallucinating, they came up with the unicorn ******* . Kings believed the ******** and artists and writers could only imagine what they looked like so when the explorer said "in the land of africa there aare horses with a horn on their head" the artists and writers thought of an actual ******* horse with an actual ******* cool as horn. so they adopted the idea into mythology and all that ******** . TL;DR Unicorns are mistake in the translation of ideas after explorers saw rhinos in africa.
User avatar #240 to #222 - lordofthesea (04/02/2012) [-]
According to Judaic lore, there are many creatures that either do not exist anymore (extinction) , or hide themselves well from us for various reasons. Among them is "a purple hided equine creature, with a long horn protruding from it's head."
#244 to #240 - ThePleasureman (04/02/2012) [-]
That probably helped contribute to the western idea of a unicorn.
User avatar #246 to #244 - ThePleasureman (04/02/2012) [-]
and pic unrelated, its just cool
User avatar #325 to #240 - lordofthesea (04/02/2012) [-]
Oh yeah... forgot you guys hate religion.... I'm not a hardcore "YOU ARE ALL SINNERS"fag... I was just forced to study religion overall and learned some random stuff...

User avatar #223 to #222 - thepickme (04/02/2012) [-]
splendid tale, old chap
User avatar #379 - jacefacey (04/02/2012) [-]
If a narwhal's horn is actually a tooth, does that mean that a unicorn that uses its horn for magic is technically a tooth fairy?
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User avatar #13 to #7 - Jayce (04/02/2012) [-]
Narwhals, narwhals they're pretty big and pretty white, they'll beat a polar bear in a fight.
User avatar #18 to #13 - wrpen (04/02/2012) [-]
Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kick-ass facial horn
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User avatar #24 to #22 - wrpen (04/02/2012) [-]
Narwhals, they are narwhals. Narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls

User avatar #33 to #24 - raganoxer (04/02/2012) [-]
Narwals, they are narwals, narwals, inventor of the shish kebab
#403 to #33 - tropius (04/02/2012) [-]
Never gonna give you up
#545 to #403 - tropius (04/03/2012) [-]
Somebody favorited my comment. I love you
Somebody favorited my comment. I love you
#543 to #403 - raganoxer (04/03/2012) [-]
never gonna let you down, never gonna ruuun around it
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User avatar #34 to #33 - wrpen (04/02/2012) [-]
/thread
User avatar #341 to #33 - zionsype (04/02/2012) [-]
WE ARE YOUNG, BUT WE HAVE HEART,
#417 - autumnmayjune (04/02/2012) [-]
Jus' saying.
#398 - zacyzacy (04/02/2012) [-]
i finally get to use this
#326 - dcdude (04/02/2012) [-]
I saw this In real life .... A Unicow !!!
User avatar #348 to #326 - MakiChan (04/02/2012) [-]
sure why not.....tech the unicorn was originaly a goat but somewhere down the line people made it a horse instead. so seeing a cow wouldnt surprise me since they have horns.
#510 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
> Be a Narhwal
> **** a horse
> Have unicorn babies
> Be famous
> Get all the narwhal bitches
> Die happy
#459 - miaandvinny (04/02/2012) [-]
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#152 - lancecripple (04/02/2012) [-]
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#163 to #152 - cokeguy (04/02/2012) [-]
NARWHALS, NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN, CAUSING A COMMOTION, JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO AWESOME!
#481 - davisdamen (04/02/2012) [-]
just be glad that this doesn't have a land-based equivalent
User avatar #516 to #481 - neoexdeath (04/02/2012) [-]
It does, Gary Busey.
#405 - biblicaljesus (04/02/2012) [-]
You are an idiot
Look at this very real creature right before your eyes
Who's inconceivable now?
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User avatar #415 to #405 - gcgporn (04/02/2012) [-]
seems legit
#375 - thekingofangmar (04/02/2012) [-]
Here you go
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#343 to #329 - zeusthebrony (04/02/2012) [-]
Yeah like its cutie mark
User avatar #369 to #364 - muslimassassin (04/02/2012) [-]
>Implying when someone posts a joke, they are automatically "butthurt"
>Do so with a "funny" pony picture

Brony Logic.
#373 to #369 - zeusthebrony (04/02/2012) [-]
This is my final reaction to you good sir... enjoy
This is my final reaction to you good sir... enjoy
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#467 - yurilowenthall (04/02/2012) [-]
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