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User avatar #7 - harryboom (04/05/2012) [-]
is so plus one more than you can ever say
#19 to #7 - monkeykilr (04/05/2012) [-]
what right do you have to pick a number greater than any of my numbers when you don't even know what my number is yet
#21 to #19 - harryboom (04/05/2012) [-]
your number is 12
the same as the century your legend began in
#24 to #21 - monkeykilr (04/05/2012) [-]
my number should be 11 so that when you and your 1 plus it would be 12.
But because you seem to have some knowledge of my legend i will now tell it to you so that you may once more enjoy the wonder that is my legend.

It was a mid winter day or was it summer?
regardless it was a warm spring morning and i was taking a drink of tea at my local tea shop my mornings always starts with a cup a tea and at lunch i have coffe.
do you know what i drink at the end of the day?
#25 to #24 - harryboom (04/05/2012) [-]
an old guy like you?
whisky i guess?
#28 to #25 - monkeykilr (04/05/2012) [-]
at the end of the day i put on my pyjamas and go to bed before i have to save all of creation in the morning.
and that is why i start every day with a glass of fine wine.
#29 to #28 - harryboom (04/05/2012) [-]
what a guy
#31 to #29 - monkeykilr (04/05/2012) [-]
do you know what this hat is?
#33 to #31 - harryboom (04/05/2012) [-]
well it looks like it's made of silk if that's what you mean
#34 to #33 - monkeykilr (04/05/2012) [-]
The best chef wears the tallest hat.
#37 to #34 - harryboom (04/05/2012) [-]
wait when did you become a chef?
#39 to #37 - monkeykilr (04/05/2012) [-]
who ever said i was a chef?
#41 to #39 - harryboom (04/05/2012) [-]
ok so if i wanted to use you as a weapon what would i have to do
#42 to #41 - monkeykilr (04/05/2012) [-]
for such an easy task all you would have to do is follow the 1000 provisions.
like provision #495: i will not tolorate the asking of stupid question except on a tuesday after tea and biskets.
#43 to #42 - harryboom (04/05/2012) [-]
will coffee be acceptable?
will coffee be acceptable?
#44 to #43 - monkeykilr (04/05/2012) [-]
I said tea.
i will not have anything but tea with my biskets.
which reminds me of another of the 1000 provisions #281: you will never wear a ball cap with a tie.
#45 to #44 - harryboom (04/05/2012) [-]
does that include bow ties?
#46 to #45 - monkeykilr (04/05/2012) [-]
of corse bow ties are excluded.
and for this excelent question of your i will now sing you a song.
#48 to #46 - harryboom (04/05/2012) [-]
oh good   
proceed mighty Excalibur
oh good
proceed mighty Excalibur
User avatar #49 to #48 - monkeykilr (04/05/2012) [-]
Here we go!

Excalibur, Excalibur
From United Kingdom
I'm looking for him
I'm going to California

Excalibur, Excalibur
From United Kingdom
I'm looking for her
I'm going to California

#50 to #49 - harryboom (04/05/2012) [-]
it's beautiful
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