Now this is a story, All about how
I got sent to make friends, Out in another town
I'd like to take a minute, Just sit there and chill
Tell you how I learned of friendship, In a town called Ponyville.
In western Equestria, Born and raised
In Canterlot learning magic, In my Filly days
After a sonic rainboom I, Made the egg hatch after all
Became number one pupil, At Celestia's school
In the years that followed, I only kept to the books
Didn't go and make friends like a pony should
Then enough was enough and Celestia wasn't thrilled, she said
"You're gonna report on friendship in the town Ponyville"
I arrived by balloon, A pink pony came near
She gasped and ran away, and I thought that was weird.
A rainbow weather pony, She messed up my mane.
A fashionista pony fixed it, "Yellow, what's your name?"
I arrived at the barn about 10 or 11, Wanted me to stay for brunch
Said "no thanks, maybe later"
Look at this kingdom, There's friendship in the air
I've got Ponyville, You can **** Bel-Air!