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Cupcakes the Musical

Lyrics:
Well here we are at last
You always were a pleasure
Are you wondering why you're in a vice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except, you're not laughing?
What's the matter Rainbow Dash, am I not being nice?

I need you for harvesting
That's what I'm planning on
Sorry your number came up
Oh, I'll be sad when you're gone

She was a lot like you
(But you're not quite as heavy)
I chopped up poor Gilda to feed to you
But then I burned her meat
And now she's gone forever
You will not follow suit, that much I will promise you

I know this is quite shocking
That's what I'm betting on
This is the end my Dashie
Nopony will know you're gone

So long my bestest friend
Well, duh, of course I meant you!
That would be funny, if it weren't so sad
You cannot be replaced
But it's too late for that now
When I go eat you, maybe I'll start feeling real glad

You'll be baked into cupcakes
That's what I'm planning on
I want you inside of me
Oh, I feel sad when you're gone
Nopony will know you're gone
Ah, we will soon be as one

Tags: cupcakes
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Submitted: 05/10/2012
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#8 - derpymuffin (05/10/2012) [-]
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
#1 - sidheim (05/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#22 - rainbowmaker (05/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#19 - gamerjunk (05/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#13 - nildnas (05/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Hey dashie, I just wanted you to know. I'm watching you
User avatar #2 - trappedtime (05/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Is the story really that bad?
I must read it!
User avatar #12 to #6 - fluttersquee ONLINE (05/10/2012) [-]
I read all the other "famous" gore fics, then I read Cheerilee's Garden, and I'm pretty sure nothing even comes close to comparing to it. The freaking Sweetie Belle part made me stop reading for a little bit.
#23 - imanassassin (05/10/2012) [-]
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST LISTEN TOO??.....
#17 - honourableevil (05/10/2012) [-]
Well, at least the Cupcake isn't a Lyra.
#7 - waler (05/10/2012) [-]
wait wat?
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#5 - sabison Comment deleted by randomosity [-]
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