Closet bronies. . Tell me. What do you see? And shunting guns while I eat ts.]. steak. TELL THE TRUTH!!!. Shooting guns and eating steak in the UK? Yeah right, no guns and everything's secretly horse meat MLP
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#37 - rety (05/26/2013) [-]
Shooting guns and eating steak in the UK?
Yeah right, no guns and everything's secretly horse meat
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#80 to #37 - Rascal (05/26/2013) [-]
Eh, horse is nicer than beef, the only reason everyone is getting upset here is some of the horses where the meat came from were originally pets, which means they had medicine in them which can be a carcinogen to Humans.

Aaaaalso, it's worth noting, as horse is leaner than beef, it costs less, that is another reason why everyone got so pissy, companies losing out on money, it may only be about 4p cheaper per KG, but when you start looking at it in tonnes, it becomes a fair bit of cash.


Also, Shooting guns and eating steak, sounds like the Country to me.
User avatar #70 to #37 - lotengo (05/26/2013) [-]
i'm no Brit but horse meat is delicious
#100 to #70 - silverlance (05/27/2013) [-]
Seconded, never understood what all the fuss was about, horse is the ****
#247 to #100 - Rascal (06/13/2013) [-]
It'snot about the taste.
Imagine you want to by a playstation 3, you tell the clerk, he unlocks the door, hands you the box, you pay, take it home, open it, poof, xbox 360.
Sure, it's not so bad, but it's not what you paid for.
#189 to #100 - Rascal (05/27/2013) [-]
some people dont want to eat horses? thats fair game.

some people have a connection with horses.

just like dogs.
#107 to #37 - Rascal (05/27/2013) [-]
Well that's why its the mirror of desire, and not, say, mirror of what i did last saturday.
User avatar #40 to #37 - inkfox (05/26/2013) [-]
I....would disagree but that's actually kind of spot on
User avatar #77 to #40 - agentpurplek (05/26/2013) [-]
Idk in america we do have Taco Bell...which uses horse meat.
#201 to #77 - Rascal (05/27/2013) [-]
well horse meat is more healthy than cow meat as gross as it is to eat a horse
#175 to #171 - strangesir (05/27/2013) [-]
Hello again.

Have this.
#176 to #175 - khajiithaswares (05/27/2013) [-]
Thank you, sir. Nice to see a familiar face every once and a while.
#178 to #176 - strangesir (05/27/2013) [-]
Indeed. I am always fond of Khajiit and Argonians alike.
Aww, kitty joker
#180 to #178 - khajiithaswares (05/27/2013) [-]
True that, we need to end the opression and discrimination that befalls on the argonian and khajiit populaion of Tamriel and the rest of the world.   
kitty joker is best joker
True that, we need to end the opression and discrimination that befalls on the argonian and khajiit populaion of Tamriel and the rest of the world.
kitty joker is best joker
#182 to #180 - strangesir (05/27/2013) [-]
In short: Nords and Elves suck.   
   
That is all.
In short: Nords and Elves suck.

That is all.
User avatar #206 to #182 - sabcy (05/27/2013) [-]
orc master race.
User avatar #184 to #183 - strangesir (05/27/2013) [-]
... Well, it's kinda true, isn't it?
#185 to #184 - khajiithaswares (05/27/2013) [-]
i actually like nords
User avatar #186 to #185 - strangesir (05/27/2013) [-]
Well, yeah, some of them are okay, but I find most to be racist asses.
#188 to #186 - khajiithaswares (05/27/2013) [-]
Well, to be honest, then they kinda are. But a lot of characters are pre-programmed to be rude and racist. Don't want to hate on nords, because i'm into nord women irl as well.
Well, to be honest, then they kinda are. But a lot of characters are pre-programmed to be rude and racist. Don't want to hate on nords, because i'm into nord women irl as well.
#190 to #188 - strangesir (05/27/2013) [-]
Eh, I guess a few of them are kinda sexay.
#194 to #191 - strangesir (05/27/2013) [-]
Here's your reward for being a cool cat (huehue).
User avatar #196 to #194 - khajiithaswares (05/27/2013) [-]
This, is more than pleasing. ( ͡º ʖ ͡º)
#197 to #196 - strangesir (05/27/2013) [-]
That emoticon...
That emoticon...
#199 to #197 - khajiithaswares (05/27/2013) [-]
It does things to people
It does things to people
#202 to #199 - strangesir (05/27/2013) [-]
Evil things...
#203 to #202 - khajiithaswares (05/27/2013) [-]
Some people can handle it, some people can't...
Some people can handle it, some people can't...
#204 to #203 - strangesir (05/27/2013) [-]
Yes, indeed.
#207 to #204 - khajiithaswares (05/27/2013) [-]
Hopefully, it does not get to that..
Hopefully, it does not get to that..
#57 - emberstar (05/26/2013) [-]
I don't have a suitable reaction photo, so enjoy this random HP gif.
I don't have a suitable reaction photo, so enjoy this random HP gif.
#119 to #57 - Rascal (05/27/2013) [-]
Hmm, never heard of that before.

Is that one of those fancy new-age incantations?
#59 - thehumandirigible (05/26/2013) [-]
Ponies? I love ponies!

All 444 of them!
#68 to #59 - teranin ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
only 444? dude you need an upgrade...
#90 to #68 - xredsoxmuffin (05/26/2013) [-]
Yeah 444? Meet 580 Ponies on four wheels.
User avatar #94 to #90 - thehumandirigible (05/26/2013) [-]
Look below.

Code Red has gotcha beat.
User avatar #122 to #94 - xredsoxmuffin (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm talking stock, if you wanna go aftermarket I can get a super charger in here. Lol, all American muscle is good.
#125 to #122 - thehumandirigible (05/27/2013) [-]
Your reverance for American Muscle reminds me of a certain... Film character.
User avatar #137 to #125 - xredsoxmuffin (05/27/2013) [-]
Gotta love any gen of a Challenger.
#72 to #68 - thehumandirigible (05/26/2013) [-]
I could have gone for the Code Red custom mustang, which pushes out 1000+ ponies... But it's a sleeper on the outside, looking like a regular black Cobra, but with a beast lurking under the hood... I decided to save myself the flack of confused FJers. lol
#74 to #72 - teranin ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Yay fast cars. And btw yes, I'm aware I keep posting pictures of a nissan skyline gtr 34s. It's my favorite car. This is a 90s model without the snyper mods.
#75 to #74 - thehumandirigible (05/26/2013) [-]
Skyline GTRs are, without a doubt, one of the baddest cars you can get for sweet tuning... The possibilities and options are near endless, and as far as I'm concerned, challenged only by the Acura RSX.

Now, if we were gonna play faves, I'll deal my Ace... It ain't a Bugatti, which every faggot who think's they know sweet ass cars is going to pick... But my favorite all-time car is none other than the sleek and beautiful jet-streamlined Enzo Ferrari. What I would GIVE to even see one drive by...

I think the Ferrari 399 GTO comes close second... If you've ever heard one of those rev, you'll know what it's like to hear the roar of a tyrannosaur at 180MPH.
User avatar #89 to #74 - postie (05/26/2013) [-]
You have an excellent taste in cars good sir.
#76 - mraye (05/26/2013) [-]
What do I see, you ask?
What do I see, you ask?
#106 - theseventhalias (05/27/2013) [-]
The only reason why I am a closet brony is because I don't want people to think I am into the R34 stuff...because i'm not.
The only reason why I am a closet brony is because I don't want people to think I am into the R34 stuff...because i'm not.
User avatar #181 to #106 - wobblewub (05/27/2013) [-]
give in to the plot
User avatar #210 to #106 - sabcy (05/27/2013) [-]
dude, I'm not even interested in mlp and I rule 34 that **** , it's kinky
#215 to #210 - theseventhalias (05/27/2013) [-]
is that supposed to make me feel better?
User avatar #218 to #215 - sabcy (05/27/2013) [-]
Idk, I was just waving around one of my fetishes, I'm into animorphs/ talking animals/lesbians/etc.
User avatar #221 to #218 - theseventhalias (05/27/2013) [-]
yours are normal compared to mine... or at least less perverse
User avatar #222 to #221 - sabcy (05/27/2013) [-]
ahh, well what's the weirdest one you have
User avatar #223 to #222 - theseventhalias (05/27/2013) [-]
it's easier to say which ones I don't have
User avatar #254 to #223 - sabcy (03/06/2015) [-]
you never answered my question.
User avatar #255 to #254 - theseventhalias (03/06/2015) [-]
i'm not a closet brony anymore

I have 0 interest in MLP
User avatar #256 to #255 - sabcy (03/06/2015) [-]
kk
User avatar #224 to #223 - sabcy (05/27/2013) [-]
hehehehe lol
#214 to #210 - sabcy (05/27/2013) [-]
my lols
my lols
User avatar #114 to #106 - astraea (05/27/2013) [-]
Im into rule34 of everything
User avatar #245 to #114 - zonryu (06/01/2013) [-]
i second this
#132 - notandytags (05/27/2013) [-]
I have this in a tab for when my parents walk by
#135 to #132 - shureofsamsung (05/27/2013) [-]
**shureofsamsung rolls 88**
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#145 to #135 - elitechristovsky **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #144 to #135 - notandytags (05/27/2013) [-]
yes
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#163 - nigglymcniggerton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#193 to #163 - Rascal (05/27/2013) [-]
me too. i heard how annoying their voices were and it made me snap and close it.
#169 to #163 - TopDawg (05/27/2013) [-]
Same here, I just adore Rarity and Rarity accessories. Other than her, the show doesn't intrest me.
Same here, I just adore Rarity and Rarity accessories. Other than her, the show doesn't intrest me.
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#239 to #169 - nigglymcniggerton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#170 to #163 - richardfitzwell (05/27/2013) [-]
I can respect it.
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#174 to #170 - nigglymcniggerton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#173 to #163 - murrlogic (05/27/2013) [-]
It's Ironic the fanbase makes MLP more hilarious in it's fan fiction than Hasbro can with it's actual writing.

also Derpy.
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#177 to #173 - nigglymcniggerton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#198 to #163 - alhemicar (05/27/2013) [-]
it's ok
it's ok
#213 to #198 - Rascal (05/27/2013) [-]
I thought he was going to say " **** You"
User avatar #172 to #163 - jibbablabba (05/27/2013) [-]
At least you gave it a try and can honestly say it wasn't up your alley, unlike most people who just hate the show for the sake of hating it.
#150 to #128 - danyoung (05/27/2013) [-]
MOAR PONIES
#167 to #150 - lordnerevar (05/27/2013) [-]
But... the world...
But... the world...
#168 to #167 - lordnerevar (05/27/2013) [-]
It can't handle more ponies...
It can't handle more ponies...
#209 to #168 - sabcy (05/27/2013) [-]
then cat bug
then cat bug
#31 - kevinipples (05/26/2013) [-]
**kevinipples rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Brotoshop **
User avatar #5 - carboniteponeight (05/26/2013) [-]
this was the first pony post i saw reach front page
its still hilarious
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#129 to #44 - Rascal (05/27/2013) [-]
Those were the times...
When ponytime was still good... kinda.
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User avatar #73 to #45 - carboniteponeight (05/26/2013) [-]
Do brolans still exist, never even heard of the term till today
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#229 - tariv (05/27/2013) [-]
I don't understand how this got front page, but I like it.
I don't understand how this got front page, but I like it.
#6 - sparkofinsanity (05/26/2013) [-]
I love this
#10 - sinery (05/26/2013) [-]
Lifting weights.
High on ponies, powered by metal.
#92 to #10 - blockoutthepun (05/26/2013) [-]
**** this
User avatar #93 to #92 - sinery (05/26/2013) [-]
Can't blame you.
#28 to #10 - Rascal (05/26/2013) [-]
Luna is best sabaton lead singer
#22 to #10 - Rascal (05/26/2013) [-]
Not a brony by any extend..

But that is awesome. Reminds me of the metal-jacket the lead singer from Sabaton has.
#39 to #22 - optimussum (05/26/2013) [-]
joakim brodén
joakim brodén
#82 to #39 - Rascal (05/26/2013) [-]
Oh lord, Joakim being related to Bronies... STOP THIS MADNESS.

If it turns out he is a brony, I am going to go cry myself to sleep.
User avatar #84 to #82 - optimussum (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm not a brownie, I just love power metal
#250 to #39 - actionmastermegatr (05/18/2014) [-]
THEY ARE THE PONY ELITE BORN TO COMPETE NEVER RETREAT DASH DIVISION!
User avatar #251 to #250 - optimussum (05/18/2014) [-]
why this
User avatar #252 to #251 - actionmastermegatr (05/18/2014) [-]
seemed appropriate considering this in ponytime and I use every opportunity to talk about Sabaton because they're ******* awesome.
#11 to #10 - CaptainKill (05/26/2013) [-]
Metal Luna is bets Luna.
User avatar #12 to #11 - CaptainKill (05/26/2013) [-]
best*
#14 to #12 - sinery (05/26/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#24 to #11 - dagreatmax ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #33 - tacogrenade (05/26/2013) [-]
dont like mlp or harry potter but this was hilarious !
User avatar #66 to #33 - harbingerwolf (05/26/2013) [-]
Why was this neg thumbed?
They stated they are not fans, but didnt insult either of the franchises...
#79 - Bad Man (05/26/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Who says MLP is so bad?
#216 to #79 - sabcy (05/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#164 to #79 - Rascal (05/27/2013) [-]
Normal and rational people usually say that.
#85 to #79 - darkparadox (05/26/2013) [-]
It's someone's opinion, and they're completely entitled to it. I personally love it though
#81 to #79 - Rascal (05/26/2013) [-]
i do
#115 to #79 - godofcorndog (05/27/2013) [-]
The show itself isn't bad at all. It is the ones who making 			*******		 awkward when they post 			****		 that sexualizes the ponies.    
   
Gif related.
The show itself isn't bad at all. It is the ones who making ******* awkward when they post **** that sexualizes the ponies.

Gif related.
#121 to #115 - Rascal (05/27/2013) [-]
I have to agree with you on that.
#139 to #121 - godofcorndog (05/27/2013) [-]
Glad to hear, beautiful anon.
Glad to hear, beautiful anon.
#217 to #121 - Rascal (05/27/2013) [-]
And I agree with you agreeing to that
#47 - alucord (05/26/2013) [-]
wrong potions.
User avatar #49 to #47 - satrenkotheone (05/26/2013) [-]
But... shouldn't they all be unicorns?
User avatar #50 to #49 - malhaloc (05/26/2013) [-]
But Ron can't magic and Harry is best at flying.
User avatar #51 to #50 - satrenkotheone (05/26/2013) [-]
But they're still magic users.
User avatar #105 to #51 - newforomador ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
Gems filled with magic that can be activated using Latin (the language most of the spells are in)
User avatar #116 to #105 - satrenkotheone (05/27/2013) [-]
What...?
User avatar #118 to #116 - newforomador ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
Thats one way they could use magic. Gems filled with magic, use them the same as you would a wand.
User avatar #120 to #118 - satrenkotheone (05/27/2013) [-]
Never heard of them.
User avatar #123 to #120 - newforomador ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
I don't think they're canon but I've seen them in multiple fanfics
User avatar #124 to #123 - satrenkotheone (05/27/2013) [-]
Yes...fanfics.

I like fanfics.
User avatar #130 to #124 - newforomador ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
Have you read the Chess Game of the Gods?
User avatar #131 to #130 - satrenkotheone (05/27/2013) [-]
No, what's it about?

Have you read... wait... nevermind, I'm not done yet.
User avatar #133 to #131 - newforomador ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
Its a giant collaboration of a lot of authors (somewhere in the 30s-60s) each one having at least one story that they are still making. I am one of these authors. It is basicly a giant Human in Equestria thing, except each human put there was put there by some god or another in the form of something either in the show or something here on Earth. It has expanded past Equestria as there are multiple lands and the entire planet is known as Equis. Despite some other HiE fics this one is actually really good. If you want I can give a link to the group on fimfiction.
User avatar #134 to #133 - satrenkotheone (05/27/2013) [-]
Dunno if I could read that, not my cup of tea.

I liked F: Equestria though.
User avatar #136 to #134 - newforomador ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
I actually haven't read any of those yet. I looked at it and told myself that it looked too long but now that I've read what I've read of the Chess Game of the Gods (probably somewhere over a million words) I was thinking about going back and reading it.
#151 to #136 - satrenkotheone (05/27/2013) [-]
I was gonna do that but.... I'm not using my school computer.
User avatar #152 to #151 - newforomador ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
I would've just done it on my fimfiction account, but the internet was out when I started it and I never bothered with copying it onto there.
User avatar #153 to #152 - satrenkotheone (05/27/2013) [-]
I think I made an account... I lost it.

I could PM you to my current work which I haven't written on in forever, if you're interested in it.
User avatar #154 to #153 - newforomador ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
Sure. I'm always willing to help another author out. And I can understand not writing for awhile, I do it all the time. (or don't do it? I don't know)
#138 to #136 - satrenkotheone (05/27/2013) [-]
Aww, and now I have to go back to writing too.
#142 to #138 - newforomador ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
What is the plot of what you're writing.

P.S. Nice pic. Have one of my own.
#143 to #142 - satrenkotheone (05/27/2013) [-]
It's about a civil war and my "OC" is the leader of a royal house in a kingdom to the north or north east. Starting with how she inherited the position then going on from there.

I have one with transparent background, but the file size is too big.
User avatar #146 to #143 - newforomador ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
Sounds like a good story. What site do you use for fanfics. I pretty much only get on fimfiction.net.
#148 to #146 - satrenkotheone (05/27/2013) [-]
Currently writing it in google docs because... **** why not?
#149 to #148 - newforomador ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
Works for me. When I started my first story (which is paused currently) I was making it on a Word doc.
#241 - cabbagese **User deleted account** (05/27/2013) [-]
Did someone say 'shooting guns' and 'eating steak'?
User avatar #248 to #241 - anomorphous (06/20/2013) [-]
No, because when you eat steak you punch things.
And run faster.
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