Celestia and luna as colts. bs dum tsss. Cd t Fil' colt hasley. BWAHAHAHA, CAPITALIST PIG HANDGUNS DO NOT MEASURE TO GLORIOUS NAGANT REVOLVER!


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#24 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #29 to #24 - frienderman (04/10/2012) [-]
Smith and Wesson has made a double action .50 cal Magnum.
User avatar #30 to #29 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
BMG or AE?

and can it be suppressed?

Thought so.
User avatar #31 to #30 - frienderman (04/10/2012) [-]
They had to create a new round for it, no neither.

There is no need for a suppressor, as people can't hear you when they're dead.
User avatar #32 to #31 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
Link to pistol?

Obviously, but others WILL hear the gunshot besides your target, and then they call for backup and then you are boned.
User avatar #42 to #32 - Jewssassin (04/10/2012) [-]
Its called the Smith an Wesson 500 mag. Its DA/SA and shut the **** up about suppressors.
The S&W 500 is NOT a military weapon, its a hunting weapon, also suppressors dont make a gun completely silent, this isnt a video game or a movie. Very few guns with very good suppressors are as quiet that they are in the movies, one of which would actually be the Nagant Revolver because the cylinder movies forward to make a seal with the beginning of the barrel. Regardless, a suppressor in a military action is used to mask the LOCATION of the firer, also it eliminates mussel flash, and weakens mussel climb. Even more so if you use cold loaded ammo to remain subsonic.
#52 to #42 - frienderman (04/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #61 to #52 - Jewssassin (04/10/2012) [-]
I think this would be the fourth or fifth time Ive had to learn someone on Funny Junk about suppressors and it sure as **** wont be the last.
User avatar #62 to #61 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
>Implying that I don't already know about suppressors and **** .

I am a /k/omrade, damn it, I know my **** .
#66 to #62 - Jewssassin (04/10/2012) [-]
You are a /k/ommando, yet you know not about the S&W 500, and you want to suppress one.
User avatar #67 to #66 - Jewssassin (04/10/2012) [-]
You be nogunz.
#68 to #67 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
Niet, I have bolt-action Marlin in closet.

and the name had to be said for it all to click together, I am ********* at charades.

and I hope to add a Moist Nugget to the starting collection, wait, 2 of them, so I can Oberez one of them, for the glory of the motherland.
User avatar #77 to #68 - frienderman (04/10/2012) [-]
I'm going to order a Schwerer Gustav, make my own P-1500 Land Kreuzer, and prove that bigger guns are better.
User avatar #78 to #77 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
Mein gott...you best have a destructive weapons license or you may have to go SKS inna woods, or is it Garand....so many recent changes, it's hard to keep track.
User avatar #83 to #78 - frienderman (04/10/2012) [-]
Pffft... Laws are for wimps. Put one of the cop's 9 mm cap guns against a P-1500 and then we'll have an argument.
User avatar #85 to #83 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
It doesn't take much 9mm to drop a human, you best have something on the defensive side of this equation.
#86 to #85 - frienderman (04/11/2012) [-]
Have you seen concepts of the P-1500 Land Kreuzer? It's a tank. With a Schwerer Gustav on top. Have a picture of one.
#88 to #86 - DaCrazyOne (04/11/2012) [-]
I...I...I think I came a little...but all it would take is some BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT to take it down.
User avatar #98 to #88 - frienderman (04/11/2012) [-]
Hmm... It was going to have several flak guns on it, and I'm sure a 21st century version would have some SAMs.
User avatar #116 to #98 - DaCrazyOne (04/11/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter, still badass.

Did you read up on the weapons it can bring to bear?
User avatar #103 to #98 - DaCrazyOne (04/11/2012) [-]
Hmm...I might have to pull out the big guns for this one...and it'll make your Schwerer Gustav look like a pea shooter....meet...THE BOLO, Mark 33


Fear ye, and despair, for Hellbore cannons are only the beginning....
User avatar #109 to #103 - frienderman (04/11/2012) [-]
Touche. But the P-1500 was actually in development on its way to production, it just got canceled because it was too expensive, as opposed to the Bolo, which is purely fictitious.
User avatar #76 to #42 - Charizard (04/10/2012) [-]
Its also good for not blowing out your hearing, but you know you don't need that at all. Also Don't call it "cold loaded" just call it subsonic ammo all it is is just less powder.
User avatar #89 to #76 - Jewssassin (04/11/2012) [-]
That is a plus, the uses of suppressors for civilian use really end there unless you really want one for hunting.
User avatar #91 to #89 - Charizard (04/11/2012) [-]
Yea kinda in a lot of places hunting with them is illegal which makes no ******* scene. But
imagine how load and how bad your ears will heart if you fire a gun inside your house for self defense, good reason to have one.
User avatar #127 to #91 - Jewssassin (04/11/2012) [-]
Yeah. I saw one guy on /k/ says his Home Defense weapon is a S&W 29 with 300 grain hornady hollow points. So if he misses his attacker they will both just sit there with bleeding ears dazed until the police arrive.
Really if you dont want to KILL your ears with a HD firearm and not have to wear Ear Pro everywhere, you could use a 9mm or .380ACP, but its still going to do some damage and you will have ringing in your ears for acouple of days.
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#69 to #24 - anon (04/10/2012) [-]
read panzer aces. Albert ernst took a shot to the forehead and survived and was able to return to the eastern front.
read panzer aces. Albert ernst took a shot to the forehead and survived and was able to return to the eastern front.
User avatar #74 to #69 - DaCrazyOne (04/10/2012) [-]
Fascist propaganda, I say.
#25 to #24 - shadowbloodedge (04/10/2012) [-]
You must be from    
You must be from

User avatar #59 to #11 - blokrokker (04/10/2012) [-]
Just a related gif for you
#84 - fantomen (04/10/2012) [-]
What the **** is going on here?
#2 - haker (04/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #6 to #2 - sporkbacon (04/10/2012) [-]
did you get my message?

User avatar #7 to #6 - haker (04/10/2012) [-]
no, but I'll be done tomorrow, in the morning if I can get to it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sporkbacon (04/10/2012) [-]
#5 - sierramike (04/10/2012) [-]
Logic is flawed, that would mean Luna is older then Celsetia.
Logic is flawed, that would mean Luna is older then Celsetia.
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User avatar #17 to #10 - sierramike (04/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #41 to #5 - trostell (04/10/2012) [-]
Actually, think about it this way: Luna is old-fashioned. Stuck in the old ways because of being on the moon for so long. Celestia us more "in tune" with the current times. Thus, it makes sense that Celestia would be the newer, current style of Colt handgun.
#45 to #41 - sierramike (04/10/2012) [-]
True, but still. I stick by my first statement. Plus luna is way cooler then celestia, SHE deserves the 1911 more then her sister. inb4 opinions.
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#90 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
Well since we're showing all the cute guns lol
#4 - hauntzor (04/10/2012) [-]
I'm so glad those guns are labeled, otherwise I'd be completely lost on the joke
I'm so glad those guns are labeled, otherwise I'd be completely lost on the joke
#82 - ragingbrony ONLINE (04/10/2012) [-]
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#63 - overwatchmd (04/10/2012) [-]
I lolled
I lolled
#33 - deathlordgusta (04/10/2012) [-]
how i feel when i don't get the joke
User avatar #34 to #33 - cdm (04/10/2012) [-]
Colt. Young horse, type of gun. Homonyms.
#128 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Except that a colt is a young male horse...
User avatar #131 to #130 - lexarcommander (04/11/2012) [-]
emphasis on male, so, although clever, this picture wouldnt work with these two characters... snips and snails maybe
User avatar #132 to #130 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
No... Celestia and Luna are females. If they were young, they would be fillies. And you could easily make a joke with the Phillies...
User avatar #133 to #132 - kingedofnoob (04/11/2012) [-]
Fair enough, I just thought that the joke was a pun on having Celestia and Luna portrayed as males, but instead Colt guns rather than Colts.
#134 to #133 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Wait... what?
User avatar #135 to #134 - kingedofnoob (04/11/2012) [-]
Never mind.
User avatar #137 to #135 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
I'm just confused. Did you not see the content? Or did you not understand my comment?
User avatar #141 to #137 - kingedofnoob (04/11/2012) [-]
Honestly it doesn't matter, I think that we just both took the joke in different ways, I get where you're coming from but I am just not in the mood for this debate. I did see the content btw.
User avatar #142 to #141 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Oh okay. Well, have a good day sir!
User avatar #143 to #142 - kingedofnoob (04/11/2012) [-]
You too kind sir.
#145 to #128 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
The joke is rule 63. You see "Celestia and Luna as Colts" and think "Oh, rule 63 they're shown as guys" but you get there and they're literally guns. That's the joke.

Also, fukken saved.
User avatar #146 to #145 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
sorry, that's not at all what I expected... not really anyway.
#147 to #146 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
Well, it's not like I can't see why you'd see it differently. OP had a good joke, but not the best presentation.
#148 to #147 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
I'm glad you explained it for me though. Thank you Anon. You are indeed a cool guy, and eh don't afraid of anything.
#149 to #148 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
I try to be reasonable.
#150 to #149 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
I like you Anon, you're a funny guy! If you ever make an account, add me.
I like you Anon, you're a funny guy! If you ever make an account, add me.
#151 to #150 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
Well, seeing as how there are some normal people still on this site, maybe I will. I just need a name.
#153 to #151 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Just make sure you don't have troll in your name. Nobody will take you seriously...
#155 to #153 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
Well, I'm sure you'd know.

oh god almost out of derpy pics
#156 to #155 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
Fear not Anon... I have a ******** of Derpy pics. 151 in all to be exact.
User avatar #158 to #156 - pukingrainbows (04/11/2012) [-]
That's anon btw
User avatar #157 to #156 - pukingrainbows (04/11/2012) [-]
I have more at home, I'm at work now.
#160 to #157 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
ANON! I mean... puking...   
You did it! :D
ANON! I mean... puking...

You did it! :D
#161 to #160 - pukingrainbows (04/11/2012) [-]
Yep, I now have one friend.
#163 to #161 - commontroll (04/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #165 - techketzer (04/11/2012) [-]
This made me lol good and proper.
#129 - cubanwhiteman (04/11/2012) [-]
Isn't Luna younger, and smaller?
#162 to #129 - undeadpenguin (04/11/2012) [-]
same thought that went through my head as well
#144 to #129 - anon (04/11/2012) [-]
But she has caps lock voice (bigger bullets)
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#16 - mahkra (04/10/2012) [-]
Doctor: "Ppfffft whatever" pew pew
Doctor: "Ppfffft whatever" pew pew
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