>Be me at school
>I'm just kind of screwing around on a computer
>I decide to go on Facebook
>Page pops up, and there's a picture of a pony because of something I liked on Facebook a while back
>Asian guy happens to be passing by
>He's just joking around, and he goes, "WHY DO THEY HAVE SUCH HUGE EYES?!?"
> I decide to go all reversify on him
>I say, "WELL, WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH SMALL EYES?!?"
>We both realize what I just said, and start laughing like ******
hyenas on LSD
>White school administer lady overhears
>She comes up to me and lectures me on how my comment was "extremely offensive"
>She does this for about half an hour, telling me about racism
>She finally decides to leave
>Asian dude turns to me
>"What a bitch", he says
>We both laugh
>mfw I made a new Asian friend because of racism and ponies
>Thank you ponies
>Thank you racists