this cracked me up. . Having already dawned a few power' drinks, she turns around, faces him, lacks him straight in the eye and says, . 'N will screw anybody, a
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this cracked me up

Having already dawned a few
power' drinks, she turns
around, faces him, lacks him
straight in the eye and says, . 'N
will screw anybody, anytime. E as .
anywhere, their place, my
place, in the can front
door, door, on the
ground, standing up, sitting
down, naked or' with clothes
an... It doesn' t matter to
me. I just have it."
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
Na kidding... I' m in Congress tau. What state
do you represent?"
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#11 - iFail (07/26/2013) [-]
Now that's some pretty effective advert placement!
User avatar #68 to #11 - deathstare (07/27/2013) [-]
You brought that to my attention
User avatar #72 to #11 - gitanisme (08/01/2013) [-]
Actually no.
#13 to #11 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (07/26/2013) [-]
#34 to #11 - weissessand (07/26/2013) [-]
I didn't even see it.
#20 - boxdweller ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
#22 to #20 - teranin (07/26/2013) [-]
the context makes this comment way funnier
the context makes this comment way funnier
#3 - jonnyfunk (07/26/2013) [-]
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#47 to #41 - creepyunclebob (07/27/2013) [-]
good idea...
#48 to #47 - creepyunclebob (07/27/2013) [-]
dammit, I failed.
#55 - arrowfrogamped (07/27/2013) [-]
THAT'S FUNNY!!!!
#61 - npfortytwo (07/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #67 to #64 - lacklusterpelican (07/27/2013) [-]
Thumbed you down because I thought everyone was here for the joke... Then I scrolled down. I was wrong and I'm sorry. +1 for you
#70 to #67 - aglet (07/27/2013) [-]
+1 for honesty.
+1 for honesty.
User avatar #54 - etherlord (07/27/2013) [-]
I remember this having -1 thumbs in the newest uploads last night. How the **** did it make it here?
User avatar #27 - xtremehivoltage (07/26/2013) [-]
If you examine the photo closely, you may notice that the woman is drinking a beverage.
#17 - ugoboom ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
#30 to #17 - walkerjam (07/26/2013) [-]
Have this.
#52 - snackman (07/27/2013) [-]
Just because of boobs.
#18 - raiseurdongers (07/26/2013) [-]
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
#19 to #18 - zerojaxx (07/26/2013) [-]
PRAISE THE SCUM
PRAISE THE SCUM
User avatar #33 to #19 - eatmaishorts (07/26/2013) [-]
YES MY BROTHER
User avatar #26 to #18 - bowlerpipe (07/26/2013) [-]
ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
#32 - walkerjam (07/26/2013) [-]
If the guy she was talking to is Bill Clintonhe would mean the same as she meant I'm tired someone please tell me to go to sleep or something I shouldn't be awake I'm meeting my relatives tomorrow and maybe some horseracing I don't know
If the guy she was talking to is Bill Clintonhe would mean the same as she meant I'm tired someone please tell me to go to sleep or something I shouldn't be awake I'm meeting my relatives tomorrow and maybe some horseracing I don't know
User avatar #36 to #32 - PVTDickStryker (07/27/2013) [-]
Stay awake, the internet needs you!
User avatar #38 to #36 - walkerjam (07/27/2013) [-]
Well yeah, someone's gonna have to take the red thumbs I guess.
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User avatar #6 to #2 - natanhiel (07/26/2013) [-]
Except that never happens

**** off
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User avatar #8 to #7 - natanhiel (07/26/2013) [-]
Those guys are cunts, and aren't accepted.
User avatar #16 to #8 - stanleys (07/26/2013) [-]
I thought being a cunt was a requirement to make an account
#28 to #16 - twi (07/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #9 - natanhiel (07/26/2013) [-]
I've never seen them higher than -10.
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#21 to #10 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
Just admit you're wrong and stop.
#15 to #10 - anon (07/26/2013) [-]
you are wrong and im gonna leave it at that
#25 to #2 - WitchKingTroll (07/26/2013) [-]
Pardon me, but you do not have to hate women to know that falsely accusing a man of rape is wrong, let alone after willingly having sex.
#37 to #2 - anon (07/27/2013) [-]
"Hurr! Jokes even involving women is made by such beta virgins! Thumb me up guise! XD"

Good job trying to follow the "if it's offensive to women, call the OP a beta and get thumbs"-trend. You just showed the retarded hive-mind state Funnyjunk is in right now.
User avatar #5 to #2 - savvasp (07/26/2013) [-]
then when she ****** him she yelled out rape and sued him
#45 to #5 - justhangingaround (07/27/2013) [-]
Bravo
User avatar #66 - spanishninja (07/27/2013) [-]
grandma teats
no kidding with a good bra she would be gorgeous
#63 - seanstantine (07/27/2013) [-]
at this moment in time I am a boob guy..

off to **** , later
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