Zimmerman Found Not Guilty. Court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters!.. Let there be no mistake of what happened that night: >8th Grader Trayvon Martin is walking home in his graduation cap and gown >Aryan Nation member George
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Zimmerman Found Not Guilty

Court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters!

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User avatar #8 - I Am Monkey (07/14/2013) [+] (138 replies)
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Let there be no mistake of what happened that night:
>8th Grader Trayvon Martin is walking home in his graduation cap and gown
>Aryan Nation member George Zimmerman driving around in his Confederate Flag draped pickup
>Zimmerman spots Trayvon through the night by the glow of his halo
>The Klansman takes chase
>The football star nearly outruns him, but he is trapped by a "do not enter" sign
>Faced with certain death or disobeying the law, he makes his stand
>Trayvon attempts to reason his attacker, but the illiterate racist will have none of it
>Zimmerman steps out of his vehicle and asks "Any last words?"
>Trayvon looks his executioner in the eye and replies "World Peace"
>"WHITE POWER!" exclaims Zimmerman as he unloads with his fully-automatic assault rifle
>If not for the Republican party he may have survived, but the skinhead's extended magazine, unfettered by their legislation unloads hundreds of rounds into the future Nobel Piece Prize recipient
>Zimmerman then bashes his own head into the curb repeatedly screaming "help me!"
>When he is finished, Hitler himself steps back into his gas-guzzling vehicle
>As Trayvon lay dying, the last thing he sees is the "Bush Cheney 2004" bumper sticker disapear into the night
User avatar #1 - I Am Monkey (07/14/2013) [+] (14 replies)
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All comments ranting about Zimmerman will be met with "you mad".
It's not even an insult, you are inherently mad.
#2 - mbasm (07/14/2013) [+] (15 replies)
This will be the only reply I post to ANY Zimmerman thing.

Regardless of what happened (NONE of us can say what happened, we weren't there. All we see if the media's portrayal that a large white man brutally murdered a sweet tempered black child in cold blood. We have NO idea what happened leading up to that, say whatever you want about racism and such) the jurors did what they were supposed to do: look at the evidence in front of them, and make a decision about whether or not there was enough evidence to convict Zimmerman. None of us can say what happened, we did not see all the evidence. Not to mention 98% of what you all "know" about the case is from Facebook Shares.

I am prepared for My **** Storm now.
User avatar #3 to #2 - I Am Monkey (07/14/2013) [-]
None of us can no for sure what happened, but you can infer from the evidence. Trayvon liked to fight. He had been suspended for fighting. He had many text and twitter posts involving fighting. If the question is "Started the fight?" the answer is pretty obvious. The last person who talked to him said that a "creepy ass cracker" was following him. In Trayvon's world a reasonable response to being followed is to beat the hell out of that person. Did he just punch him in the face or subdue him? No, he got on top of him and started to beat the **** out of him, because that's how he rolls. According to one of his twitter friend's, he didn't make his last opponent "bleed enough". Unfortunately for him, this opponent was armed.

Then there's the unresolved issue of the scream. The audio track you'll hear on the news is a scream and a gunshot. Implying that Trayvon saw the gun and screamed before being shot. However, in the full audio tape there is nearly a minute of screaming "help me!". This unequivocally proves it to be Zimmerman's voice. He was the man being beaten. All of the injuries in the fight were sustained by Zimmerman other than the gunshot wound. Unless Trayvon was on top of him hysterically screaming "Help me!" while beating him, I don't see any other explanation.
#27 - cupotruth ONLINE (07/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is it even worth arguing anymore?   
   
I feel like people are doing it just to argue.   
   
It's gotten to a pathetic point.   
   
Pro Zimmerman people be glad he's free.   
   
Anti Zimmerman people be glad his life is now ruined.   
   
Now lets Cage this 						****					.
Is it even worth arguing anymore?

I feel like people are doing it just to argue.

It's gotten to a pathetic point.

Pro Zimmerman people be glad he's free.

Anti Zimmerman people be glad his life is now ruined.

Now lets Cage this **** .
#37 - mattdoggy (07/14/2013) [-]
Dancing lobsters it is
Dancing lobsters it is
User avatar #43 - backupclover (07/14/2013) [+] (19 replies)
My problem is, Zimmerman had no reason to follow Martin at all, the cops told him not to too.
#64 - derpyhoovezz (07/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The important thing that people need to understand about this is:
>Travon was proven to be the first to break the law by fighting

>Zimmerman was getting his ass kicked, and if you had a gun, im shure you wouldnt sit there and "Take it like a man"

>The public has no say in Justice SO THERE IS NO NEED TO RIOT AND PROTEST
User avatar #40 - licestr (07/14/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I don't even know what the hell this Zimmerman thing is, anyone care to explain what happened/is happening?
User avatar #52 to #40 - unikornking ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
I'll explain what I know, but I don't know much since I haven't watched any news or **** to get this info.Zimmerman was in a neighborhood (this story is what he says happened) where a few breakins had happened recenty and he saw a suspicious black kid walking around the streets super late and called 911 informing them,he said he was going to follow him and the person he was talking to said don't, go home police will handle this. 10 mins later police show up and kid dead zimmerman injured he said kid tryed to kill him or something so he pulled his gun and killed him in self defense. Police closed case as self defense then this reached the public and then people demanded a trial and trying to make it a race thing when zimmerman isn't even caucasian. Also, kind of ridiculous trial happened like over a year after the events
#61 - flashcache (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#35 - Enternal (07/14/2013) [-]
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#47 - crazyolitis (07/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And here I am, being European and not knoing what the 						********************					 is going on.   
   
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And here I am, being European and not knoing what the ******************** is going on.

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User avatar #60 to #47 - responsibletim (07/15/2013) [-]
TrayTray was walking home from the store when he got Zimmy Zammy'd
#39 - socialoutcast (07/14/2013) [-]
This is the funniest thing I saw all day
This is the funniest thing I saw all day
User avatar #71 - ggggotmethisname (07/15/2013) [+] (6 replies)
can someone fill me in with the facts about the case, not the crap the media tells us
User avatar #116 - mrbuu (07/15/2013) [-]
zimmer down.
#83 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Trayvon Martin is dead because he is black and because George Zimmerman can’t differentiate — and didn’t see the need to — between criminal and non-criminal black people. Which is to say, George Zimmerman is a racist. Because if you cannot differentiate between black criminals and just plain kids, and don’t even see the need to try, apparently, you are a racist. I don’t care what your Peruvian mother says, or her white husband who married the Peruvian mother, or your brother, or your black friends, or the black girl you took to prom, or the black kids you mentored. If you see a black child and assume 'criminal,' despite no behavioral evidence at all to suggest such a conclusion, you are a racist. No exceptions. That goes for George Zimmerman and for anyone reading this.
User avatar #69 - ggggotmethisname (07/15/2013) [-]
will it blend
User avatar #56 - xodia (07/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Can someone tell me what this who George Zimmerman thing is?
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