What goes around comes around. r/polandball inb4 . This country is harsh and unforgiving, But I have managed to build a city... Well done, old boy'. say, do' yo 1812
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This country is harsh and unforgiving,
But I have managed to build a city...
Well done, old boy'.
say, do' you hear something? ‘.
URGG FIREFIGHT
AMERICA BURN'.
AMERICA LIKE FIRE .
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AMERICA LIKE sum:
There, there, ehar/ t have an
idea that might cheer you up.
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Submitted: 11/02/2013
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User avatar #22 - sparkofinsanity (11/03/2013) [-]
This is the second post of polandball about the war of 1812 I've seen today. Is it the 201st anniversary of this or something? Or is it hate on America day?
User avatar #114 to #22 - jukuku (11/03/2013) [-]
So if someone brings up something in American history and it wasn't particularly favorable, it is hating on America? You're being far too sensitive about this, it's a joke.
#120 to #114 - tinypoodle (11/03/2013) [-]
No, but all of the unessicary things making america look completely stupid on every single thing related to history does seem to get a bit hatefull.
User avatar #121 to #120 - jukuku (11/03/2013) [-]
Maybe, but then again, how smart could the people who decided to burn down a town have been?
#123 to #121 - tinypoodle (11/03/2013) [-]
I agree, but you but even the most justified thing begins to get tiresome after you have seen it enough. Like an over used phrase.
User avatar #164 to #114 - sparkofinsanity (11/04/2013) [-]
I was simply asking. If it was only one of these posts, I wouldn't have even left a comment. It's the fact that I came across 2 comics about the exact same thing. Plus the comments weren't too kind either. I just made an assumption.
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#30 to #22 - sequel (11/03/2013) [-]
Nah, I posted both of them because well.. I just think they relate to each other.

But if it is Hate-On-America Day then.. here. I'm American.

User avatar #159 to #30 - tittentei (11/03/2013) [-]
What's up nerds?
#126 to #30 - newdevyx (11/03/2013) [-]
no comment from Finland, just mean look.... well, that describes angry Finns well.
#24 to #22 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
Everyday is hate on America day.. and I'd know, being an American.
Everyday is hate on America day.. and I'd know, being an American.
#107 to #24 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
Even as a non-American, I find the endless unfounded America bashing to be extremely trying at times.
#113 to #24 - ifsaz **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
Not hate on America, people just hate the assholes from all over the world. It's just U.S.A. is so involved in world politics, most of the people has something to say on the subject. And mine is this. I've watch this recently and I'm furious. But you know, not the entire population is like this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui0NL3bb21o&feature=&t=1h3m40s

Do you feel my frustration? If you do, I don't hate you. We're on the same path.
User avatar #122 to #113 - snowshark (11/03/2013) [-]
Well butter me ****** what the hell was that?

I mean, I knew it was possible to be a colossal douchebag but words do not describe the level of douche-quake educing ************ dick-cheese that amounts to any man who would do that kind of **** .

Douchebags aren't specific to the US but god damn the US makes no attempt to hide theirs. Hell, they promote them to high-office sometimes.

******************** I'm glad there are people like John Green proving that America isn't the barren wasteland that many believe it to be but even then this is beyond smeg-head levels of "I want to shoot this guy in the dick to be extra sure he can't reproduce."
#156 to #122 - ifsaz **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
I don't know what was that but... When I think of it I feel really really angry. I figuratively burn from inside.
User avatar #152 to #113 - meganinja (11/03/2013) [-]
well the U.S.A. is the single largest economy and military on Earth. the US has the rescources to be involved in everything. There's kinda an obligation by being top dog, along with the government being used to being involved in everything from the Cold War. All our Congressmen and Polititians were raised during the Cold War and have that mentaility that if you're not in everybody's business that bad ****** going to happen.
#148 to #24 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
as a brit we don't hate america we just wish you'd tone it down a bit with the whole we're number 1 thing you don't acknowledge the bad parts of your history so we do it for you
#46 to #24 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
why do people have justin bieber fan as their name?
because yours is..
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User avatar #42 to #24 - kievaughnb (11/03/2013) [-]
Every day*

For future reference. Might help you write a paper in the future or something.
User avatar #33 to #1 - shabattman (11/03/2013) [-]
ARE YOU ******* SORRY, EH?
User avatar #2 to #1 - puremadmentalged (11/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, Canada really showed America what it's all aboot
#44 - arcticassassin (11/03/2013) [-]
And then they all became good friends.
#70 to #44 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
in diplomacy there are no friends
#94 to #44 - bummerdrummer (11/03/2013) [-]
white* kids
#138 to #94 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
Right. Cool kids.
User avatar #112 to #94 - bassline (11/03/2013) [-]
>Implying these countries aren't over run with black people and mudslimes.
#118 to #112 - toensix (11/03/2013) [-]
the majority is still white except maybe in the US but over there hispanics are the fastest growing demographic.
the majority is still white except maybe in the US but over there hispanics are the fastest growing demographic.
#61 to #44 - sheldonthorpe (11/03/2013) [-]
secretly we still don't like you america
secretly we still don't like you america
User avatar #65 to #61 - ihatem (11/03/2013) [-]
Who cares, America publicly doesn't even like America.
User avatar #75 to #61 - wacemindu (11/03/2013) [-]
secretly??
#51 to #44 - blanketandpillow (11/03/2013) [-]
I love all the posts that make the US seem like the ignorant yet lovable and good at heart teenager, Canada seem like the passive kid that has good ideas but no one can hear them because they talk so quietly, and Britain as the adult who acts so sick and tired of America's attitude, but deep down we all know they all love each other.

It actually makes me quite happy when there's posts like that.
User avatar #124 to #51 - zzforrest (11/03/2013) [-]
Your post is so warm and loving I wore it like a blanket in Antarctica during the winter and was comfortable.
#28 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
Neglects to mention God giving the US a hurricane to extinguish the fire because God blesses the 'Murica
User avatar #9 - kjoni (11/02/2013) [-]
I wonder how would it be if history in schools was taught with polandball comics? Imagine history schoolbooks' pages filled just with these comics
#13 to #9 - sequel (11/02/2013) [-]
It would be learning historical/geographical/political knowledge.. at the cost of the English language.
#60 - konradkurze (11/03/2013) [-]
Canadian communists?
User avatar #77 to #60 - feelythefeel (11/03/2013) [-]
Canadian democratic socialist here, but I can appreciate a good bout of Katyusha.
User avatar #78 to #77 - konradkurze (11/03/2013) [-]
Katyusha you say

Sisters Tolmachevy Katyusha, Катюша Den pobedy 2007
User avatar #125 to #79 - commandwolf (11/03/2013) [-]
Katyusha (full version) AMV - Girls und Panzer OST
I don't know your opinion on anime, but I believe this is an alright version of the song.
User avatar #161 to #125 - feelythefeel (11/03/2013) [-]
**** you, I love anime. This is my second favorite version of the song.
User avatar #163 to #161 - commandwolf (11/03/2013) [-]
I didn't say I hated it, you just gotta be careful with people when you talk about it.
Personally, I loved this whole series, especially this episode. But I don't wanna shove things down other's throats, except for Zoids, because Zoids.
User avatar #80 to #79 - konradkurze (11/03/2013) [-]
here have another great one

Russian Red Army Choir - O Field, My Field (Polushko Pole)
User avatar #83 to #80 - feelythefeel (11/03/2013) [-]
C&C Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March Not actually a Soviet song, but nice nonetheless.
User avatar #84 to #83 - konradkurze (11/03/2013) [-]
dude
Oh Field my field is a classic song about soviet soldiers going off to war and their women working in the fields waiting for them to come home
User avatar #85 to #84 - feelythefeel (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm talking about what I posted. Durr.
User avatar #86 to #85 - konradkurze (11/03/2013) [-]
fine you want soviet red alert

Soviet Power of USSR
User avatar #87 to #86 - feelythefeel (11/03/2013) [-]
That doesn't sound soviet at all.
User avatar #88 to #87 - konradkurze (11/03/2013) [-]
*facepalm*

soviet army with red alert music
User avatar #89 to #88 - feelythefeel (11/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, I just thought that the common thread between all of this music was that it at least sounded Russian.
User avatar #91 to #90 - feelythefeel (11/03/2013) [-]
God dammit. If we're going to go that far, just look up "Moonbase Alpha Russian anthem".
User avatar #98 to #97 - konradkurze (11/03/2013) [-]
actual soviet anthem redone in rock back in the 80's to try and westernize it and help younger soviets feel proud of their nation
User avatar #99 to #98 - feelythefeel (11/03/2013) [-]
And the assumedly Japanese subtitles are for...?
User avatar #101 to #99 - konradkurze (11/03/2013) [-]
i think theyre chinese subtitles,..and possibly put in given back in the days communist russia and communist china were close
User avatar #132 to #101 - thatoneiranianguy (11/03/2013) [-]
Except by 1980 China and the Soviet Union relatively hated each other.

Sino-Soviet split everyone.
User avatar #160 to #132 - konradkurze (11/03/2013) [-]
so itd come across more like russia put the subtitles on it and tried sharing with china to lighten the mood?
User avatar #102 to #101 - feelythefeel (11/03/2013) [-]
Oh. Okay. Well, I think we've wandered a fair bit from the purpose of the conversation at this point.
User avatar #110 to #108 - richardastley (11/03/2013) [-]
Apparently the US gets the most work done out of any country.
User avatar #131 to #110 - exceeding (11/03/2013) [-]
what kind of work are we talking about?
User avatar #135 to #131 - richardastley (11/03/2013) [-]
Sorry, I worded it wrong. Americans, on average, work the most (hours/week kind of thing).
User avatar #137 to #135 - exceeding (11/03/2013) [-]
Average annual hours actually worked per worker

stats.oecd.org/Index.aspx?DataSetCode=ANHRS
United States 11e place
User avatar #158 to #137 - richardastley (11/03/2013) [-]
Ah! Why thank you! I just heard it in class some time in my first year at uni. Didn't really look into it. Now I know!
#26 - endospore ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
What's with all the War of 1812 posts today? It's one of the more inexplicable and esoteric bandwagons that comes to mind...
User avatar #29 to #26 - sequel (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm responsible for both of 1812 polandball comics.
#52 to #26 - tasomo (11/03/2013) [-]
This site is filled with non-Americans who generally quite anyone making fun of America and American teens who are too young to realize every country is completely ****** up and therefore think everywhere is better than America because all they know is America.
#59 to #52 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
No, no thats madness!

Well sir, me and my fedora will just browse the internet elsewhere.
User avatar #10 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (11/02/2013) [-]
Its quite funny actually. The "White" house didn't actually exist at this time. Oh, the HOUSE existed but it was a regular colour. It wasn't until we set it ablaze that you had to white wash it to get rid of the black scorch marks. Just remember America, your most recognisable building, and a symbol of the free world, only exists because the British empire burned it.
User avatar #40 to #10 - srskate (11/03/2013) [-]
#pheonixesBitch
#50 to #10 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
Born in war, raised on flame, aged with innovation... got wasted on power and is staggering around everywhere like a drunk... Murica.
User avatar #55 to #10 - brokenfirefly (11/03/2013) [-]
That's like saying Hitler is the worlds greatest hero because he didn't take over the world.... that makes no sense....
User avatar #56 to #10 - someguyonthewebz (11/03/2013) [-]
Sorry to inform you but it wasn't until after the Civil War that the White House became Iconic as the "Symbol of the Free World" (until of course Lady Liberty.) When President Lincoln was killed, the White House was refered to as "Lincoln's House". So in reality, In 1812, the White House was very unimportant in contrast to how it is today.
#20 to #10 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
geez, the brits are even meaner than the americans
#prideoftheswedennation
#15 to #10 - anon (11/02/2013) [-]
well ya technically america its self is due to england but its not like you can give them credit for everything america has done
User avatar #18 to #15 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (11/03/2013) [-]
Well not to the British entirely... The french too, with out whom the Americans WOULD have lost the war, look it up. Honestly, im not even joking either, the french blockaded british ships from sending more troops, supplies etc to America.
#134 to #18 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
And without the british Canada would've lost the war, since the british did literally everything of significance in the war.
#27 to #10 - endospore ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, and the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France. That's... kind of the point of America. You know, the great melting pot?
User avatar #54 to #27 - ronyx (11/03/2013) [-]
It's not like they gave us the whole statue assembled to begin with, do some research and find out how it was actually put together and how many people donated all they had so it could be built.
User avatar #49 to #27 - nervaaurelius (11/03/2013) [-]
Non americans don't get the whole melting pot thing. Every other post from them is complaining out immigrants. dont hurt me
User avatar #63 to #49 - xdeathspawnx (11/03/2013) [-]
complaining about illegal immigrants, not people who come here who come here the way they're supposed to.
#81 to #63 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
Which also to be fair, the outside view of America's standpoint on Illegal Immigrants is also focused on the people who think it's their duty to personally defend the US-Mexico border armed and ready. Those people are some crazy ***** that I wouldn't even wanna go near.
User avatar #155 to #81 - xdeathspawnx (11/03/2013) [-]
That's definitely not how it is. The Border Patrol is responsible for watching the US mexico border (and all other ways into the US) for illegal migrants. If a US citizen found out that someone was an illegal immigrant they would either

1) do nothing because they don't want to ruin that person's life.
2) report them to the police or Border Patrol, who would then most likely have them deported to their country of origin.

Any US citizen who was trying to guard the border them self would quickly be picked up and questioned by border patrol, and if they did manage to kill someone trying to get over he border they would face serious punishment.
#157 to #155 - luigiyoshi **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
I'm not talkin reality here. Just stereotypes.
#25 - oedad (11/03/2013) [-]
Battle of New Orleans look it up US lost less than 50 men UK lost a army of over 5,000
#72 to #25 - personacv (11/03/2013) [-]
True only around 50 Americans were killed but it was only 350 (or something like that) that the British lost, I think the biggest loss the British had were around 1500 wounded.
User avatar #140 to #25 - liquidvoodoo (11/03/2013) [-]
US: 55 killed
UK: 386 killed

Source: oh so reliable Wikipedia
User avatar #142 to #25 - theshadowed ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
On the other hand, pretty much every battle Washington fought.
#116 - reaperriley ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
#69 to #66 - dogeate (11/03/2013) [-]
dam you beat me to it
#127 - lordraine ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
I like how you can clearly demarcate the plunge in quality of these. There's a direct correlation with how political and edgy they are and how ********* and riddled with errors and inaccuracies they are.

The sunglasses on America and Israel being a box used to be a joke, and not something to be taken seriously. Now? Well. Look at the content.
User avatar #104 - thesupremebiscuit (11/03/2013) [-]
And then there's the original York in England, where I live, that everyone seems to forget about. It's actually pretty cash
User avatar #106 to #104 - hailhisnoodliness (11/03/2013) [-]
I might be off to uni there and I agree **** did look pretty cash
User avatar #109 to #104 - tiredandhungry (11/03/2013) [-]
I studied in Leeds but my mum moved to York. It was handy for going to the football. Such a shame they sold the name of the stadium to the Kitkat Crescent...
User avatar #73 - dtox (11/03/2013) [-]
The war of 1812 was just a *********** of incompetence, it's pretty much a prime example of "WHAT NOT TO DO" when it comes to fighting wars.
#4 - rulebysecrecy ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
Bet they dont teach that in US elementary.
#43 to #4 - mayoroftownsville (11/03/2013) [-]
They did where I went. Remember, though, curricula vary widely not just by state, but by individual school district in America. Broad powers are given even on the level of individual teachers to decide what will and will not be taught. It's very stupid.
User avatar #111 to #4 - someponynew (11/03/2013) [-]
The school system has failed me :c
User avatar #115 to #4 - jukuku (11/03/2013) [-]
There are no winners in war. Yes, America failed to annex Canada but both sides took many losses. There was no gain for Canada in the war, there was just a pile of bodies and families left with nobody to call a father.
User avatar #48 to #4 - nervaaurelius (11/03/2013) [-]
We were taught about this except more of that we were fighting the British Empire not Canada. Sorry guys it doesnt count for yall though.
#5 to #4 - anon (11/02/2013) [-]
I think they mentioned it once in 8th grade...
but I had a nutjob teacher (the good kind) so it probably isn't standard
User avatar #62 to #4 - xdeathspawnx (11/03/2013) [-]
actually they teach us about the war as a whole, instead of just one arbitrary battle that most Canadians seem to be focused on, even though there were almost no Canadians at the Burning of Washington.
User avatar #31 to #4 - Greevon (11/03/2013) [-]
I think it's funny that a lot of people think that Americans aren't taught about our losses in school. On the contrary, the losses are the biggest parts of the curriculum. You don't spend time dwelling on a battle where your forces demolished the enemy and continued on, you focus on key battles or devastating losses.
Hell, the civil war is one of the biggest things in U.S. history and EVERY battle in that war was a loss for Americans.
#38 to #4 - swagloon (11/03/2013) [-]
Pretty much no; considering that's where the national anthem came from of course they ******* teach that.

I bet they tell you that the 'Canadians' burned down the Capital in your school even through it was the British Navy, fresh from European war, that laid siege upon the US 'White House'.
#144 to #38 - stripey (11/03/2013) [-]
oh snap you just hit him where it hurts
User avatar #145 to #144 - hit **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 to #4 - iyr (11/02/2013) [-]
Except that they do. When I was taking US history in school, we had plenty to study about the war of 1812 and the whitehouse being reduced to rubble.
User avatar #67 to #11 - mlpokeyuan (11/03/2013) [-]
I never learned that York was burned. I thought the British colonies just created New York.
#105 to #67 - destructodan **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
Its annoying that we did that, there's a York in the UK, there was one in Canada and there's new york and york in the USA
User avatar #12 to #11 - rulebysecrecy ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
hm good stuff.
#143 to #11 - hillbillypowpow (11/03/2013) [-]
No, because Grand Master General Andrew Jackson won us the war when he beat the British at New Orleans. after the war was already over.
User avatar #130 to #11 - retentions (11/03/2013) [-]
i was never once taught about the white house being burnt or of any type of war between america and Canada in highschool
User avatar #64 - xdeathspawnx (11/03/2013) [-]
except you forgot the part where Britain blockaded American ports to try and stop trade, was kidnapping american sailors and forcing them to serve in the British Nay, and was supplying Native Americans with guns and encouraging them to attack US citizens.

inb4 hate from Canadians and Brits who think that Americas attacks were unprovoked.
#92 to #64 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
pretty much all wars in history are ******* retarded, everyone thats fighting them (not individual soldiers, theyre good people, i mean nations as a whole)

every side just does stupid **** to the other, the only war i can think of off the top of my head that had to be fought was WWII. but like all of america's and britain's other wars are pure conquest, stupidity.
User avatar #95 to #92 - huskersrule (11/03/2013) [-]
wow you are dumb we fought in Korea to stop the north from taking over the south same in Vietnam both Iraq wars was because of bad people killing innocent people the civil war was to keep are country together the revolutionary war was for are freedom. no plz tell me how all the USA wars were for conquest. ******* tard
#133 to #95 - themonkeyfrompluto (11/03/2013) [-]
ahahahha "you are umb" the irony XD
#100 to #95 - astafarianp (11/03/2013) [-]
Is this a joke? "both Iraq wars was because of bad people killing innocent people". I'll give you the 1st Iraq war, but are you seriously gonna say that the 2nd one was caused by Iraq killing innocent people?
User avatar #162 to #100 - huskersrule (11/03/2013) [-]
umm ever heard of 9/11?
#165 to #162 - astafarianp (11/04/2013) [-]
Yes i have. And Iraq had nothing to do with it.
User avatar #93 to #64 - Xaponz (11/03/2013) [-]
i myself don't know much about american history, but wasn't the port blocking done strategically because Britain was at war with France at the time and Americans were helping the French with supplies? This may be completely wrong but this is what i thought.
User avatar #154 to #93 - xdeathspawnx (11/03/2013) [-]
it was still breaking international trade law, and was a huge hit to the US economy. The US was suffering consequences of a war they weren't and didn't want to be involved in.
#149 to #93 - hitro (11/03/2013) [-]
If I recall which i may not correctly ( cause who likes american history anyway)

America was staying neutral and was willing to trade with France or Britain, and in truth the kidnapping thing was done by both British and french, but the British did it more often and worse, so i think we started to lean on the Frenches side.
User avatar #82 to #64 - parcedon (11/03/2013) [-]
Someone who has actually read a history text, astounding.
User avatar #14 - pfccross (11/02/2013) [-]
for those not in the know, canada burned down the white house in the war of 1812.
#16 to #14 - sequel (11/02/2013) [-]
not in the know?
#32 to #14 - bdawg (11/03/2013) [-]
Actually it was British soldiers.
Actually it was British soldiers.
#23 to #14 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
British.*
User avatar #57 to #23 - Crusader (11/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it's like saying the the American Revolution was fought between the British and the French and British.

By 1812 we were identifying as Canadians and we essentially our own country, they just sent over navy forces and commanders.
#136 to #57 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
Except the forces that burned down the white house were british, from Britian, not Canadian. That's like saying the French seized Berlin in 1945, just because you were part of an alliance doesn't mean you did anything.
#39 to #23 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
It was most definitely Canada. Americans hate to admit it.
#139 to #39 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
Actually it was Royal Marines straight from the Napoleonic wars.
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