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#2 - konradkurze
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#84 to #2 - lordcuntdestroyer
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#54 to #2 - swagbot
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Chill out Britfags.

An insult against your Politicians is only an insult against you 'Normal Citizens' in the respect that you support your politicians and enable the Evil that they do.

Don't want the Butthurt that goes along with Truth? Change the reality underlying that Truth. Or you can always lie to yourselves, but that just defers the butthurt, it doesn't eliminate it.

inb4 "You Amerifags are ruining the world too!" Yes, and I post hundreds of comments about that too... but right now, we're talking about Britain.
#71 to #54 - lordlucifer
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I think you will find that we take the piss out of our self's more than the rest of the world. That person was thumbed down because hes retarded
#125 to #71 - swagbot
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He didn't deserve -200+ thumbs. That's called Mob Mentality - and before you ask - yes, even Brits are capable of that.
#132 to #125 - swagloon
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#137 to #132 - swagbot
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Something like:

"Britain logic:
Normal person steals a loaf of bread - send them to rot in Australia.
Rich Person pillages India for years - make them a Knight."
#176 to #137 - swagloon
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#172 to #125 - lordlucifer
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(07/05/2013) [-]
You are just as retarded as your username.
#175 to #172 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
that coming from lordlucifer
#177 to #175 - swagbot
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...and the dude who just used a completely irrelevant ad-hominem attack.

It's a random, anonymous, internet username. What the **** is your point?
#144 to #54 - konradkurze
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britfags are the ones who began the UN with the theme of 'creating a new world order" and theyre using the USA as the thug to do it
#178 to #144 - swagbot
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That cracks me up - a bunch of little Brits, the skinniest, whitest, ginger-est race of the face of the Earth thinks that somehow, from their tiny little Island, with all of its Propriety and Funny Names, think that they deserve to rule the world, and because of that, have consistently generated misery and suffering around the world for the past 500 years.

I guess that just goes to show you that even inbred morons can rule the world if they manipulate "Man's Desire To Be Ruled".

(Not talking about the whole population, just supporters of the NWO)
#179 to #178 - konradkurze
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well isnt that a giveaway....isnt it usually the smaller weaker one that has to find a way to outthink the bigger ones?
just because the brits pulled their people out of all the countries they used to rule doesnt mean they pulled out their control.....

britain began the UN for the NWO now most of europe is under it as the EU
on the east,. russia has already melted 2 coutries borders so theyre just part of russia now
and usa is attacking and conquering how many countries and setting up NWO banks in each one
#180 to #179 - swagbot
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I think every person who has a compatible personality will try to get their slice of the NWO. Russians, though viewed as adorably autistic, are no different.

The key to defeating the NWO is spreading the philosophy of Peace, Productivity and Defense, and then taking action where necessary to remove people who try to undermine the lives of those following that philosophy with force.
#181 to #180 - konradkurze
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well given so many people across the world are selfish bitches who want so much for themselves, they'll all kiss up to the NOW to get slices of power

russia is no different, theyre just not waving it around like homos on a gay parade float as usa and europe are....russia is just doing things quietly....also helped that most people dont have a clue about the places around russia, people only knew a tiny bit about kazahkstan because thats where the borat pretended to come from....but people have a tiny bit more knowledge about europoe so when it comes up that someone joins the EU, they have a rough idea

yes i agree,,,we need to promote the good sides of life more to inspire people to follow them....especially retraining americans, some of which actually think obama's ideal of freedom involves invading other countries
#86 to #2 - furiousmarshmellow
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Get the **** back to helping me with my computer.
#127 to #86 - konradkurze
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(07/05/2013) [-]
< no you want this guy who has alphabet soup for a name

starting with britain then moving onto usa....they arent much good for anything except slave labor
#141 to #127 - turtletroll ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Calm down Hitler.
#142 to #141 - konradkurze
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#143 to #142 - turtletroll ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Fite me irl
Fite me irl
#145 to #143 - konradkurze
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#167 to #145 - turtletroll ONLINE
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Fukken chat blocked again.
#146 to #145 - turtletroll ONLINE
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#147 to #146 - konradkurze
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< we'll fight american style

weapon in one hand, drumstick in the other
#148 to #147 - turtletroll ONLINE
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I`m going to win.   
   
This is me training in the UFC.
I`m going to win.

This is me training in the UFC.
#150 to #148 - konradkurze
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(07/05/2013) [-]
this is my daddy
he taught me how to fight

flee while you can
#151 to #150 - turtletroll ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah but my mum is ******* bubbles.

Bubbles will slap your ****.
#153 to #151 - konradkurze
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(07/05/2013) [-]
BUBBLES!!!!!
BUB
BUB
BUB
BUBBLESSSSSS
#154 to #153 - turtletroll ONLINE
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I will ******* destroy your bubbles with the greatest of ease.   
   
Your ******* with a monster.
I will ******* destroy your bubbles with the greatest of ease.

Your ******* with a monster.
#155 to #154 - konradkurze
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#156 to #155 - turtletroll ONLINE
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#157 to #156 - konradkurze
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#158 to #157 - turtletroll ONLINE
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But you would have to get close to my fury of kicks.
But you would have to get close to my fury of kicks.
#159 to #158 - konradkurze
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(07/05/2013) [-]
kick as much as you like
you wont stop this breeding bull from studding you
#165 to #159 - turtletroll ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
That just turns me on.
That just turns me on.
#166 to #165 - konradkurze
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#15 to #2 - Fgner
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(07/04/2013) [-]
You know, it's pretty bad that I can see your username and instinctively think:

"Oh ****, not this guy again."
#17 to #15 - konradkurze
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(07/04/2013) [-]
yeah, alot of people are so pathetic they hate me for reminding them of the bad things of human history......

just because i dont ignore history that makes me a bad guy?
#35 to #17 - turtletroll ONLINE
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(07/04/2013) [-]
To be honest you said it like that is how England is as of the moment. Your referencing something that happened 250 years ago.
#39 to #35 - konradkurze
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i put it in the context of back in the day that britain sent people to australia as a jail was in a similar era to its slavery over india

then again that was wrong, most FJ'ers are prepube and most likely havent gotten to history class yet
#41 to #39 - turtletroll ONLINE
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Well obviously that`s common knowledge. The point is that you said it like it is still common practice.
#42 to #41 - konradkurze
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(07/04/2013) [-]
....that turtletroll
....has trolled
#43 to #42 - turtletroll ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Im fukken saving that picture.

Thank you.
#45 to #43 - konradkurze
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see
i may be strong on my beliefs but i still have a sense of humor

turtles be trolling today
#47 to #45 - turtletroll ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah you were the guy from the 420 post right?
#48 to #47 - konradkurze
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which one?
#49 to #48 - turtletroll ONLINE
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The post is just called 420. We were talking about 30 minutes ago i think
#50 to #49 - konradkurze
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oh that one
yeah that was me...trying to be the voice questioning "why"
#51 to #50 - turtletroll ONLINE
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The reason why is to have a good time!
#53 to #51 - konradkurze
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(07/05/2013) [-]
chaos has warped my mind

that line 'have a good time' made me think of this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiUt5HuW3xc
#83 to #53 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Rape 2:17-2:26
#55 to #53 - turtletroll ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
****** brootal
#56 to #55 - konradkurze
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(07/05/2013) [-]
still
one can enjoy life without putting substances into their bodies
#57 to #56 - turtletroll ONLINE
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That is true but its 30 minutes of good time.

You don`t have to take it but i enjoy it and would recommend trying it once to see if you like it or not.
#60 to #57 - konradkurze
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well there are more natural things to achieve a period of stimulation for 30 minutes, that costs nothing, is perfectly legal and doesnt make your house smell bad
#63 to #60 - turtletroll ONLINE
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Both
#61 to #60 - turtletroll ONLINE
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i`m going to be now. `tis late here in England.
#62 to #61 - konradkurze
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if a turtle has its shell removed....is it naked or homeless?
#34 to #17 - MKZeke
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No, you're not a bad guy for remembering history. Good on you for that.
You're a bad person because you go to a website called FUNNYjunk and post something that is not funny in any way and that shoots down the mood from the content you posted on. Believe me, if I wanted to learn about history, I'd google it. I don't go to a website meant for humor to learn about the hateful history of the world.
#4 to #2 - thechosentroll
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The last time that was their logic people were mocking the Right brothers for thinking something heavier than air could fly.
#16 to #4 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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I think you are thinking of the Wrong brothers.
#14 to #4 - konradkurze
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that was the point
it was a long time ago since britain was the slavemaster of india, just as it was a long time ago britain was the jailor of australia
#36 to #2 - blademontane
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yfw
#7 to #2 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account**
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*****, it's like 2013 we don't do that **** anymore.
#18 to #7 - konradkurze
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no, britain keeps its best criminals in the government now
#20 to #2 - naitsabesh
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(07/04/2013) [-]
At least your gif matched your thumbs.
#21 to #20 - konradkurze
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yeah, too many crying pre-pube teens like to throw red thumbs around at pretty much everyone who has a different opinion than them
#25 to #21 - lizardnigger
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come at me   
i have enough gifs to fite u m8
come at me
i have enough gifs to fite u m8
#26 to #25 - konradkurze
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#27 to #26 - lizardnigger
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#30 to #27 - konradkurze
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#93 to #30 - countbleck
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#128 to #93 - konradkurze
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youre gayer than a room full of elton johns
#174 to #128 - countbleck
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k
#58 to #21 - anon
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I love that statement because I had pubes at 12, so I could never have been a "pre-pube teen"
#9 to #2 - harbingerwolf ONLINE
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Found the Indian.
#13 to #9 - lolfire
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India.
A land of ancient mysterious, mystic ancient mystery. An ancient mysterious, mystic land locked within an ancient mysterious mystic tradition of ancient mysterious mystic mystery wrapped within the mysteries of ancient mysticism.

With 4 billion people that we used to run with two blokes and a bike. Al Murray on nations
#52 to #13 - swagbot
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Watched the whole thing. Absolutely Awesome.
#22 to #13 - eddymolly
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I love Al Murray, I like his descriptions of hell one

Al Murray - Live at the Apollo, Shame and Hell Rant.
#19 to #13 - snowshark
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I swear Al Murray is what American people sound like to the rest of the world only he's funny.
#126 to #19 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
maybe specifically to where your from, but otherwise we have really no opinion or not the same opinion on most of those countries
#173 to #13 - alhemicar
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what did the original comment say?
#5 to #2 - turtletroll ONLINE
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Do you even know what year it is?
#162 to #5 - markonj
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What did he say though?
#164 to #162 - turtletroll ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
It was like

"British logic.

A normal person steals bread : Rots in australia
Starves Indians in India : Gets promoted."
#3 - canadianguyeh
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#74 to #3 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Traveled to murrica this morning... had too do this foure times... and checked my passport 6 times on my jerney... good job america
#115 to #74 - luqmanr
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Why so many thumbs down?
#136 to #115 - grandterskrasao
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(07/05/2013) [-]
cause hes being butthurt that America screens visitors.
#1 - phoxic
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Good one, have som thumbs!
Good one, have som thumbs!
#135 to #1 - tealkangaroo
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Thumbs - Sherlock BBC
#24 - tomainstream
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#8 - mankey ONLINE
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Reason for visit?

Imperialism.
#33 - anonymoose
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Sad plane.
#44 to #33 - joeledo
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(07/05/2013) [-]
after Australia there will likely be snakes on a plane.

my apologies
#73 - mylifeasacomic
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(07/05/2013) [-]
uʍop ǝpısdn ʇ,usı sıɥʇ pǝpuǝɟɟo ɯ,ı 'uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ uɐ sɐ
uʍop ǝpısdn ʇ,usı sıɥʇ pǝpuǝɟɟo ɯ,ı 'uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ uɐ sɐ
#108 to #73 - honkan
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˙ʇlnsuı ǝɥʇ ʎpǝɯǝɹ dlǝɥ uɐɔ sıɥʇ ǝdoɥ I
#28 - pepemex ONLINE
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Soon...
#29 to #28 - protomanrulez
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(07/04/2013) [-]
It looks sad.
#66 - jorah
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Does Australia have high crime-rates or something?
I don't get it.
#67 to #66 - onomatopenis
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Basically when the English first colonized Australia they used it primarily for a prison because of there overcrowded ones.
#77 to #67 - repostsrepost
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*THEIR
#113 to #67 - trollolololgabe
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their*
#68 to #67 - jorah
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
#152 to #67 - nephritho
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I can see why Australia was a prison because of all those ******* deadly animals.
Even the cute animals are ****** up.
#102 to #67 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
They didn't use it as a prison. They brought criminals across to use as free labour to help settle the land for colonization. The prisoners were then usually freed, and allowed to live on Australia, so it was a pretty good deal.
#31 - geometric
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Visiting Australia.
Visiting Australia.