Visting Australia. Source: 1mgur. Passport? Have you ever been convicted of a criminal offense? No, sorry. I didn' t realise that was still a requirement!
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Visting Australia

Passport?
Have you ever been convicted
of a criminal offense?
No, sorry. I didn' t realise
that was still a requirement!
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Submitted: 07/04/2013
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#3 - canadianguyeh (07/04/2013) [-]
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#74 to #3 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
Traveled to murrica this morning... had too do this foure times... and checked my passport 6 times on my jerney... good job america
User avatar #115 to #74 - luqmanr (07/05/2013) [-]
Why so many thumbs down?
#136 to #115 - grandterskrasao (07/05/2013) [-]
cause hes being butthurt that America screens visitors.
User avatar #8 - mankey ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
Reason for visit?

Imperialism.
#33 - anonymoose (07/04/2013) [-]
Sad plane.
User avatar #44 to #33 - joeledo (07/05/2013) [-]
after Australia there will likely be snakes on a plane.

my apologies
#24 - tomainstream (07/04/2013) [-]
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#73 - mylifeasacomic (07/05/2013) [-]
uʍop ǝpısdn ʇ,usı sıɥʇ pǝpuǝɟɟo ɯ,ı 'uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ uɐ sɐ
uʍop ǝpısdn ʇ,usı sıɥʇ pǝpuǝɟɟo ɯ,ı 'uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ uɐ sɐ
#108 to #73 - honkan (07/05/2013) [-]
˙ʇlnsuı ǝɥʇ ʎpǝɯǝɹ dlǝɥ uɐɔ sıɥʇ ǝdoɥ I
#28 - pepemex (07/04/2013) [-]
Soon...
User avatar #29 to #28 - protomanrulez (07/04/2013) [-]
It looks sad.
#1 - phoxic (07/04/2013) [-]
Good one, have som thumbs!
Good one, have som thumbs!
#31 - geometric (07/04/2013) [-]
Visiting Australia.
Visiting Australia.
#12 - mintaj (07/04/2013) [-]
the plane seems to be very sad
#134 - antigravitycake (07/05/2013) [-]
+1
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#168 to #134 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
It's funny because you're Captain America .
User avatar #10 - supername (07/04/2013) [-]
Why does the plane look sad
User avatar #87 to #10 - zombiemanic (07/05/2013) [-]
It realised who the prime minister was in Australia..
#23 to #10 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
Because it's in Australia.
#169 to #23 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #140 - BeVuTz (07/05/2013) [-]
Anybody got a link where I can check more of these out?
User avatar #183 to #149 - BeVuTz (07/16/2013) [-]
Cheers, they're awesome
User avatar #117 - xfostbytex (07/05/2013) [-]
I wish I had a monocle that could squint.
#118 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
I understood the joke immediately.
#110 - disasterbater (07/05/2013) [-]
u wot m8
u wot m8
User avatar #66 - jorah (07/05/2013) [-]
Does Australia have high crime-rates or something?
I don't get it.
User avatar #67 to #66 - onomatopenis (07/05/2013) [-]
Basically when the English first colonized Australia they used it primarily for a prison because of there overcrowded ones.
#77 to #67 - repostsrepost (07/05/2013) [-]
*THEIR
User avatar #113 to #67 - trollolololgabe (07/05/2013) [-]
their*
#102 to #67 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
They didn't use it as a prison. They brought criminals across to use as free labour to help settle the land for colonization. The prisoners were then usually freed, and allowed to live on Australia, so it was a pretty good deal.
User avatar #68 to #67 - jorah (07/05/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
User avatar #152 to #67 - nephritho (07/05/2013) [-]
I can see why Australia was a prison because of all those ******* deadly animals.
Even the cute animals are ****** up.
User avatar #75 - jimjimmerson (07/05/2013) [-]
As a Canadian who speaks the queen's English I'm offended that a British citizen would say realise not realize.
User avatar #78 to #75 - sketchE (07/05/2013) [-]
i didnt realize there was a difference until it was highlighted as wrong
User avatar #79 to #78 - jimjimmerson (07/05/2013) [-]
Now you know.
#101 to #79 - sierrasierra (07/05/2013) [-]
It's realise in Australia
User avatar #89 to #75 - biomedic (07/05/2013) [-]
uhhh we say realise here in England :S
User avatar #90 to #89 - lolfire (07/05/2013) [-]
No we don't.

It's one of the few English words that originally uses the Z instead of the S.
In this case the S is the Americanized version.
User avatar #96 to #90 - biomedic (07/05/2013) [-]
Google has confused me further, from what I can gather neither is wrong but 'realise' is considered the English way and 'realize' the American. Personally from where I'm from it's always been 'realise' but I guess it varies.
#92 to #89 - jimjimmerson (07/05/2013) [-]
Maybe you don't realize you're personally saying it wrong. What's oxford dictionary say?
oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/realize?q=realise
Well, there you go.
User avatar #94 to #92 - biomedic (07/05/2013) [-]
wowww I've never met a person that spells it like that and it's always been 'realise' even at university level. Well.... Got my own language wrong. **** .
#95 to #94 - jimjimmerson (07/05/2013) [-]
That's okay. I got marked wrong for using U in colour at a university level... In Canada we use U... eh.
User avatar #123 to #95 - xanorth (07/05/2013) [-]
I don't know why you're getting thumbed down, but we do use U in quite a few words, like "honour".
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#109 to #75 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
'realise' is correct English whereas 'realize' is American English.
User avatar #97 to #75 - TarnRazor (07/05/2013) [-]
The British variation of the word is "Realise". "Realize" is American.
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User avatar #99 to #98 - TarnRazor (07/05/2013) [-]
Man I don't know what you're talking about.. It says Americans and Canadians spell it with a "z" and outside North America, it's spelled wit an "s".
User avatar #171 to #99 - jimjimmerson (07/05/2013) [-]
Just highlighting what it said. I don't mind being wrong.
#114 to #98 - thisotherdude (07/05/2013) [-]
Dude, shut the **** up, you're making Canadians look bad.
#133 to #114 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
They don't need his help to do that.
#170 to #133 - jimjimmerson (07/05/2013) [-]
Well, "anon" as much as I'd love to engage in a tiny dick contest about people making their country look bad, I've neither the ambition nor (according to your mother) tiny dick (yes you can call me dad). It was a simple comment about the letter Z being used in place of S in a word. I'd come to understand that Canada and the UK had common spellings of it. Have a good day.
User avatar #131 to #98 - takesomemorewater (07/05/2013) [-]
You are an asshole...
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