Six Day War. Soviet yuo are of idiot. Where in the in Egyptian Wehrmacht? Sir, there /s offere sign of kebab, f tell you, do like f did... Let enemy deep into t Polandball israelcube Egyptball sovietball

Six Day War

Where in the in
Egyptian Wehrmacht?
there /s offere
sign of kebab,
f tell you, do like f did...
Let enemy
deep into territory
So viet, you are
of genius...
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#23 - intrepidy ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
"Sir, there is zero sign of kebab"   
Oh god.
"Sir, there is zero sign of kebab"

Oh god.
User avatar #5 - Crusader (06/21/2013) [-]
I may be missing the joke, but is it that Egypt is on near the equator and therefore has no real "winter" like you would find in Northern Europe or North America?
#13 to #5 - taurusguy (06/21/2013) [-]
Russia won for example the war against Napoleon thanks to winter, but Egypt doesnt have winter, like you said, so they are ****** .
#16 to #13 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
If you want to conquer Russia do as the mongols: attack during the winter so you aren't ****** 6 months in.
#31 to #13 - scumbagposter (06/21/2013) [-]
MFW i'm Egyptian
MFW i'm Egyptian
#24 to #5 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
That's why he said "wait" at the end
User avatar #17 to #5 - diablojoe (06/21/2013) [-]
It's a reference to the 6 day war, when Israeli troops were able to make a sizable into enemy territory due to some tactical blunders by the Egyptians
#6 to #5 - soundofwinter [OP](06/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #9 - Crusader (06/21/2013) [-]
I got the joke, I was just double checking
#178 to #9 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
When it comes to history based jokes, sometimes you have to explain. That's just how it is.
#15 to #5 - nexdemise ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Yes, that's precisely the joke here. During WW2 when Nazi Germany invaded Soviet Union the Soviets just pulled back further and further and burned all farms, granaries, etc along the way. So the Germans were in the ass end of nowhere in Mother Russia with no food and no supplies once winter hit.

Obviously Egypt doesn't have winters.
#19 to #15 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
And many of the russian POW's in german hands (some millions, no **** ) died because they had no food because the scortched earth tech used by those russians.
#32 - heafi (06/21/2013) [-]
He's still pretty save. It takes the Jews 40 years to cross the Sinai.
#1 - crazyolitis (06/20/2013) [-]
Yay Polandball.
#94 to #1 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
I'd put my money on the nazi mech, looks buff as **** . Also that gigantic ************ of a star is just going to lopside the american bot
#109 to #94 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
It looks like it's made of nothing but pocket knifes.
#173 to #94 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Probably another star on the other side.
#98 - markertemp (06/21/2013) [-]
This image has expired
It's entirely possible.
User avatar #99 to #98 - chaossniper (06/21/2013) [-]
yes and more common that you think
User avatar #100 to #99 - markertemp (06/21/2013) [-]
Though, it is different than winter in Russia, that's for sure.
User avatar #101 to #100 - chaossniper (06/21/2013) [-]
well its bearly under 4°C
User avatar #171 to #101 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
"Grrr Grrr" said Bearly the bear under the thermometer reading 4°C

Bearly's owner Well took this as a statement of discontent with the bear's current situation.

Well tough cookies Bearly. Tough cookies for you.
#150 to #98 - Mesmus (06/21/2013) [-]
i see a curvy butt
User avatar #12 - Mahazama (06/21/2013) [-]
The Six Day war on the ground was nothing like the Six Day war in the AIR.
#117 to #12 - turneo (06/21/2013) [-]
You sir, have my like.
User avatar #18 to #12 - mattus (06/21/2013) [-]
More like the 2 hour war... hueheueheueheue
#148 - osanilevich (06/21/2013) [-]
"The kebab has been removed"
User avatar #184 to #183 - luiselvergas (06/21/2013) [-]
fuuuck wait to small
#120 - schneidend (06/21/2013) [-]
You're a fool if you think that's the sole reason why people keep failing to invade Russia. Russians are 			*******		 crazy. If they lose, they burn all their 			****		 to the ground and leave you with nothing before they retreat.
You're a fool if you think that's the sole reason why people keep failing to invade Russia. Russians are ******* crazy. If they lose, they burn all their **** to the ground and leave you with nothing before they retreat.
User avatar #134 to #120 - certifiedidiot (06/21/2013) [-]
Sure they weren't just freezing?
User avatar #135 to #134 - schneidend (06/21/2013) [-]
Russians have 100% cold resistance.
#136 to #135 - certifiedidiot (06/21/2013) [-]
Damn nord master race.
#139 to #120 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Actually, that's a pretty smart military tactic. It effectively removes improvised weaponry, intel, as well as preventing them from using that particular base as a hideout. The winter was also a pretty big factor in favor of Russia
#140 to #139 - schneidend (06/21/2013) [-]
Smart and 			*******		 nutso are not mutually exclusive.
Smart and ******* nutso are not mutually exclusive.
User avatar #154 to #140 - keiishiyama (06/21/2013) [-]
"Controlled chaos" is not a term in your dictionary, is it?
User avatar #157 to #154 - schneidend (06/21/2013) [-]
Considering it's a phrase composed of two words, I would imagine it is not in any dictionary that adheres to academic standards.

User avatar #158 to #157 - keiishiyama (06/21/2013) [-]
Would you rather I consult the mighty thesaurus and change my word from "dictionary" to "vocabulary"?
User avatar #159 to #158 - schneidend (06/21/2013) [-]
Be warned: I might pop a boner if you did.
User avatar #160 to #159 - keiishiyama (06/21/2013) [-]
Well I just ******* did it, kiddo. Enjoy.
User avatar #87 - xxhunterxx (06/21/2013) [-]
I didn't get it at first, and then I realized: Egypt is a desert.
User avatar #25 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-] you Americans are actually on Israels side?
I know that your government is, but i thought that you weren't as dumb as them.
Do you even realize that the people who lived in Israel before WW2 were driven away forcefully, so the Jews could have their own country?
England took Israel and gave it to the Jews in the first place, so why the **** are the Palestenian people the bad guys?
Palestine stands no chance against Israel, because America is giving them weaponry, defense systems etc.
They are at war and when Palestine starts an attack that doesn't even do any damage to Israel because of the Iron Dome America gave them, Israel attacks them as an act of revenge and blows up whole towns and hundreds of people.

So who the **** are the bad guys here?
The people of Palestine, who just want to get their country back and stand no chance
The people of Israel, who just took their country away from others and use every little **** as an excuse to attack Palestine and get help from America?

I know this is going to cause a massive ********* , but I don't even care.
I hope at least you people will start thinking for once, if your government won't.

I'm not from Palestine or anything like that, I'm in fact European and most people in Europe see things from the same point as I do.

That's one of the many things why the rest of the world hates you, America.
#81 to #25 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
By the way, which part of Palestine are you referring to? The 30% of it that is in small pockets around Israel? Or the 70% of it which is now Jordan?
#115 to #25 - UnoSkullmanx (06/21/2013) [-]
The Muslims took that land from the Jews in the first place, a very long time ago. That doesn't mean the Palestinians are the bad guys, it just means the Jews have a claim to the area.
User avatar #155 to #115 - alhemicar (06/21/2013) [-]

It were the Persians who took Palestine from the Jews. When the Christians took it over they drove out everyone else.

When Muslims freed Jerusalem it was thanks to them that the Jews could re-enter it.
User avatar #164 to #155 - thatoneiranianguy (06/21/2013) [-]
It was the Persians throughout history that kept freeing the Jews quite often. Example: Cyrus the Great's freeing Jews from Babylon.
User avatar #188 to #164 - alhemicar (06/22/2013) [-]
Yes but Christians expelled them from Jerusalem. Muslims are responsible for them getting back there.
User avatar #102 to #25 - tammus (06/21/2013) [-]
The IDF has a strict policy on the killing of civilians. The only times when civilians are killed are accidental and because Hamas used civilian buildings (hospitals, playgrounds, mosques, etc.) to hide their missiles.

The IDF phones civilians living in areas where they might bomb to warn them, they drop leaflets advising them to distance themselves from Hamas active areas, they call of airstrikes if civilians are spotted nearby the target, and as well as using pinpoint precision, they drop dud bombs prior to actual ones, giving warning to civilians still in the area.
#186 to #102 - abdullahmag (06/21/2013) [-]
so Gaza is just a "misunderstanding"??
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#59 to #58 - kanudaman ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Are you insane? Read the news, no one is killing arabs because they are inferior.
User avatar #68 to #59 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
I won't even try to discuss with you, not because I think that you're right, but because from reading your comment I see that you don't know **** about the real world and believe everything what the news are telling you.
Of course American news will justify Israels actions, because Israel and America are allies.
#69 to #68 - kanudaman ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
I didn't say anything about American news. You don't have to be a jerk about it, if you want to share your opinions, views or knowledge, please do. Don't just say "you don't know **** " and end the discussion with that. That's the kind of crap that leads nowhere.
User avatar #76 to #69 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
You called this guy insane because of his opinion, so you're the exact same jerk as I am.

I'm sorry I did that, but saying "Read the news, no one is killing arabs because they are inferior. " is not even an answer to my post, because I never stated that Arabs are being killed because they are inferior, I just said they stand no chance against Israel.

Also your other comment stating "They are giving land away, not taking more." Is just completely false, because Israel was Jewish before they were taken over more than 1300 years ago and it grew smaller due to the fact that it was ruled by many different "governments" who were doing whatever the **** they wanted to do.
So it weren't the Jews who generously gave away parts of Israel.
#82 to #76 - kanudaman ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
First of all, I called him insane not because of his opinion, but because he said Israel kills Palestenian people because they are inferior, and that is, in fact, not true. I wasn't referring to your post, only to his.

And I'm not sure why you're talking about what happened thousands of years ago, I don't think is relevant. I'm was talking about the last few decades, not centuries... That was Israel giving away, not through war or something like that.
User avatar #60 to #59 - theshadowed (06/21/2013) [-]
While I have heard it, I have completely forgotten where so I cannot supply source. So I will delete my comment as it was possibly ******** . Sorry
User avatar #79 to #59 - tarekmig (06/21/2013) [-]
Jordan won the war when Israel attacked and tried to take over Jordan but they didn't succeed just saying.

User avatar #165 to #25 - ranzoray (06/21/2013) [-]
The world isn't black and white, you know
#181 to #25 - necrolich (06/21/2013) [-]
Israel is the bastion of democracy in that ******** of a desert
User avatar #86 to #25 - MaelRadec ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
hey europe supports israel too sometimes... jews always have the money... btw the english didn't give the jews anything, nor was the iron dome bought from the US millitary... shows how much you know
User avatar #78 to #25 - TheSchwartz (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm mostly pro-Israel in my stance of the Israeli-Arab conflict, although I do disagree with quite a bit of Israel's decisions.

The mentality during the planning of Israel's conception was one fresh out of the throes of genocide. It was one born out of fear and paranoia that Jews were not safe where they were and had to have their own country if they ever wanted to ensure their survival and ensure another holocaust never happens again to them. After all, a majority of their history was comprised of misery, suffering, and death. Zionists, specifically Hershel, figured that the absolute best place to have a Jewish state within the British colony of Palestine. Eventually, they got their wish, but without the consent of the Palestinians. I disagree with this move simply because it mirrored the Munich Convention, where the Allied powers gave half of Czechoslovakia to Nazi Germany without their consent as well.

It's understandable why the Palestinians waged war with Israel in '48, but it was the greed of the neighboring countries as they tried to invade and annex any Israeli land they could capture, which they failed to do. And because of this, any sort of "sympathy" Arab governments show towards the Palestinians are invalidated in my mind.

The Palestinian factions fighting against Israel nowadays have taken a horrible turn. Hizb'allah and Hamas especially caused this. People in Israel have been targeted indiscriminately through whatever means they can manage, suicide bombings, rockets, and even gunfire, which is why Israel is so heavily guarded and explicitly strict with its border policies. It has to, otherwise it would be the end of them. And while clashes between Israel and these Palestinian factions result in a number of civilian casualties, mostly Palestinians, at least Israel tries to warn them to evacuate the area, as hard as that may be. And, here's the kicker, more Palestinians civilians are killed by these Palestinian factions than by Israel's attacks.
User avatar #80 to #78 - TheSchwartz (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it's as black and white as good and evil between the two in the conflict, but after seeing what Hamas and Hizb'allah do to their own, not to mention what Syria, Jordan, and Egypt do to their own, I believe that all hell will break loose in the Middle East more than it has already, and it will not benefit the Palestinians at all. Not one bit.
User avatar #93 to #78 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
acually is Hertzel...
#104 to #25 - vikdane (06/21/2013) [-]
WOW, wow wow! Back the **** off, snowball.

I am from Europe myself (Denmark), and thankfully there are plenty Europeans as well as Americans who supports Israel.

No, England did not take the country from the Palestinians. They took it from the Ottoman Empire - who took it from the Arabs - who took it from the Mammeluks - who took it from the Crusaders etc etc.

The so called "Palestine" - which never was owned by palestinians - included all of Jordan as well. That is right. What England gave to the jews was, in fact, 1/8 of what had been promissed to them in the first place. Rest was given to the arabs, who, again, ****** it up for themselves by civil war, kicked the PLO out of Jordan, King denied land for palestinians - bye bye peace.

The pals could have gained massive land (actually 98% of what they wanted.. why you think Clinton was so pissed?) in both 2000 and 2006 in peacetalks, but no, they refused. Wonder why? Even Fatah denies to tell why, so I understand.

And to your comment about the other stuff: Grow up. This whole "Israel is the big evil guy, the palestinians the small cute puppies" is so old and extremly annoying. Do I support everything Israel and the IDF does? No. But tell me, after Israel gave all of Gaza to the palestinians in 2005, what happend? I'll tell you....

The war-mongoring, sharia-supporting islamist group Hamas, who actually does have the destruction of Israel in its charter, wins the election, civilwar breaks out between them and Fatah, dozens die. 8000 rockets and morters gets fired at Israel before Israel launch op. Cast Lead in 2009. 4 YEARS! That is how long Israel wait. How many other countries would not just carpetbomb the whole area?

Yeah, ok, sorry for the long post. Anyway. Soooo many things I would like to address, but I'll stop for now....


User avatar #71 to #25 - darthblam (06/21/2013) [-]
I've chosen to not give a **** about the whole situation.
Neither side is in the right in my opinion. Sure the Palestinians may have had my sympathy for some time, but the way they are dealing with the problem is just wrong. And they are bringing more problems upon themselves.
The only reason I supported Israel for a bit is because I think the idea of having a non-Islamic nation in the Middle East might be kind of a good idea.. but **** , they are almost just as radical and violent as the Muslims around them.

So in the end, I just don't give a **** anymore.
User avatar #29 to #25 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
I doubt most people of Europe are as stupid as you are, " Iron Dome America gave them", lol, Israel developed the Iron dome, America doesn't even have one, they bought a French version, and if you use the "Palestinians were there before the Jews" excuse, then let me ask you... who was there before the Palestinians?
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User avatar #46 to #34 - tealcanaan (06/21/2013) [-]
They are the only country in the area that is still on our side one hundred percent, but Israel is and has always been in it for themselves. They only side with us because it's beneficial to them with our weapons agreements and the fact that they stole weapons grade uranium from us and are notorious for their spy rings in the U.S., and they still act as though they are allies.....
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#185 to #46 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Israel stole weapons from the US? No, they were given some weapons in the beginning to defend themselves. From that point on, Israel developed or bought their own weapons. And the weapons Israel was given weren't even very good. They were just leftovers from WWII, but Israel still successfully defended itself on three fronts and even made gains.
Israel's weapons and technology development is one of the best in the world, and they actually develop much of the technology the US uses. UAVs? Israel. Cellphones? Israel.
Israel also has more Nobel Prizes by itself than all of the Arab/Muslim countries combined. This is not because they are given them, this is because they earned them.
And that whole "They only side with us because it is beneficial" ******** ? What happened in Egypt not too long ago? Wasn't the US Government allied with Mubarak for nearly all of his 3 decade reign of tyranny? And didn't the US turn its back on him as soon as it wasn't beneficial? Yeah.
Don't preach BS.
User avatar #189 to #185 - tealcanaan (06/22/2013) [-]
No we paid Egypt through "aid" to stay off of Israel's back. Also they have developed their nukes through weapons grade uranium proliferated from the U.S. through their vast spy networks, which I mite add is the largest spy network of any of our "allies".
User avatar #44 to #34 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
well, I can't really answer that, but I have a hunch about why so many European support the Palestinians.
I what my family in Europe says is true (and they have no reason to lie to me), the Immigration of Arabs from Arab countries made them quite the number, so the people of Europe hear more stories from them about the suffering of their family and therefore gives them more support.
User avatar #51 to #44 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
My whole family lives spread all over Europe and I live here since i was born and I have to say that neither anyone from my family nor I have ever heard someone from an Arab country tell stories about their families in Palestine.
But I did hear Jews, who don't even have families in Israel complain about Palestine and other Arab countries.

So I don't think my opinion is really influenced by stories other people tell,
I just try to look at the whole situation objectively and in my opinion,
Israel are the "bad guys". (I know you can't divide things like that in "good" or "bad", but I just think the stuff Israel does isn't justified)
User avatar #53 to #51 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
of course not everything Israel does is justified, neither sides do, but when one side hides weapons and explosives in hospitals and schools, well, that just speaks for itself.
User avatar #57 to #53 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
Both sides do this.
But if Palestine does it, the media (especially American media, so they can justify their support for Israel) will make a big thing out of it.
If Israel does it, it's most likely it won't even be said in the news.
User avatar #61 to #57 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but if you think Israel does it you are insane,
it has an organized army with plenty of bases all over the country, and the only ones that are near cities are purely for managing the rest of the bases.
plus, it has a special devision (called the "home front command") who's whole role is protecting the citizens and nothing else, so keeping weapons and explosives in civilized structures is out of the question.
#96 to #57 - silvertongueddevil (06/21/2013) [-]
You give me one instance of Israel hiding weapons in a 			*******		 school or a hospital I will pay a hooker in what ever country you live in to blow you.   
You give me one instance of Israel hiding weapons in a ******* school or a hospital I will pay a hooker in what ever country you live in to blow you.

#67 to #57 - kanudaman ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Israel does not hide weapons in hospitals and schools, jesus ******* christ.
#108 to #57 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
If you want to know why America Supports Israel look at the cold war, it was just another proxy war to see what some US tech could do against some Russian tech that the Arabs had. We support them now because they are an important ally against middle eastern based terrorism that the US considers its primary concern. If we complain about them killing civilians they could just as easily talk about our actions in the middle east, it is better for both sides to support each other.
User avatar #161 to #108 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
actually, Israel started with the support of the USSR, then it switched because of several reasons which I am too tired to explain.
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User avatar #37 to #29 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
I didn't think of America giving them the Iron Dome literally, but America funded a rather big part of it. And it's not only about the Iron Dome. Or do you really want to say America isn't helping Israel overpower Palestine at all?

The Jews were there first. That's true.
But it was conquered by the Arabs in 635.
That's a really ******* long time.
It's like giving back America to the native population after so many years.
#73 to #37 - dontshoot (06/21/2013) [-]
territory's change all the time ******* get over yourself
User avatar #74 to #73 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #75 to #74 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
You didn't get the point of this discussion, so I won't bother taking the time to answer you properly.
#77 to #75 - dontshoot (06/21/2013) [-]
but by answering twice you justified my comment also i made a statement that did not need a response.
User avatar #47 to #37 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
and sorry for calling you stupid, I guess I went a little overboard there...
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User avatar #42 to #37 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
true, true, America does fund a lot of the Israeli development, and yes, Jews did live in Israel a long time ago, but, here is the thing, there aren't as nearly as many native Americans left as Jews, and although I don't really know about how the ones that are left are being treated, I don't think that they are hated as much as the Jews were when Israel was founded. plus, Palestine at the time wasn't only in the area in which Israel exist today, it included the area in which Jordan is,so by creating Israel, not all of Palestine was taken, but only 1/3 of it, leaving plenty of space for 2 states.
User avatar #48 to #42 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
If someone would say "hey, we'll give 1/3 of America back to the natives", and your state was part of the 1/3, would you just go with it?

Also the Jews where hated by the Nazis and that's it.
Nowadays you can't say anything negative about Israel or Jews without being called a Nazi.
Aren't the people from Palestine much more hated?
They're being called " *********** " or "terrorists", especially from Americans.

But is "being hated" a valid reason to take something away from others?
I don't think so.
User avatar #52 to #48 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
1/3 is relative to the size, Israel is about the size of New Jersey, plus, before the Jews settled in the country was mostly dessert and swamps, less the 30% was settled, so if 6000000 native Americans wanted to take such an are with barely any life in it, well, they might not have gotten it since America doesn't really need to answer to anyone, but it would have most probably made some noise among the population of the world.
and I'm sorry to tell you but the world has a long history of hating Jews, even in the middle ages there were ghettos for Jews (only that in this case it was to protect them from the citizens), the Nazis were just the last and biggest demonstration of this hate.
and the Palestinians started to be hated because of 9/11 mostly
User avatar #56 to #52 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
I get your point, but I think it isn't about size or terrain, it's about property.
No human want's to give up their property, especially, if they aren't even asked about it.
The problem isn't that people from Palestine don't have enough place to live, it's more about fear, that one day the Jews will maybe try to get even more land, and take away even bigger parts of Palestine.
That's like giving a small part of America, with only small numbers of inhabitants to the people of north Europe, because their ancestors (the Vikings) were there a long time ago. Wouldn't Americans be afraid of them taking away more of their land and culture?

In fact, aren't many Americans ranting about Immigrants infiltrating their culture already, although they don't even have land nor the ability to form such big groups to threaten American culture?
#70 to #56 - kanudaman ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Meh, you mention America in every comment you make.
Anyway, the "fear that the jews will want more" is pretty preposterous, if you look at the maps of israel from the last several decades, you'll see it has gotten smaller, not bigger. They are giving land away, not taking more.
User avatar #64 to #56 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Americans mostly complain about those immigrants taking work places that an Americans could have, and Palestinian was never an independent country with its own government, since the Jews were kicked out it was controlled by several superpowers (at the times), eventually being controlled by the Turkish empire, then the British which allowed the Jews to settle in, and on the day they left the Jews declared independence, so in other words, it is the first independent government to control the area since its ancestors.
#54 to #25 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Let me ask you this. If Paris got shot by missiles to although it didn't get damaged. you think the french government would do nothing against it? give me a break you know they would, and every other country would do the same. Yes i admit it was a mistake forcing people out of their homes. And now it's just like it was when England controlled this place, when England controlled this place Jews and Palestinian were the bad boys and England have punished both of the Jews and Palestinian with brute force. Jews are the only ones who had their own country in this place since history exist, you can look for another autonomic country here but you wont find any.
I'm not saying my side is all sunshine and butterflies, but neither does the Palestinians. just think about it for a little. The Truth is always somewhere between what all the medias are showing.

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User avatar #62 to #54 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
I never said that the Palestinians didn't do anything wrong.
I just said that their actions are more reasonable, because they were driven away by force.

Of course the french government would do something about it.
But what if let's say England took over parts of France and the french people who were left would attack those parts of England, which belonged to them not too long ago. England would clearly do something against it, but would the attack justify them to launch a counter attack, if they have provoked the attack by taking the parts of France away in the first place?

From their and their allies point of view it would justify it.
But seen objectively it clearly wouldn't.

I agree with you on the media part though.
User avatar #89 to #62 - MaelRadec ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
you just said the reason of the 100 years war between england and france
#43 to #25 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Some things that you said are plain wrong, some of them are:
England didn't just give the country to the Jews. There was an agreement where the jews will have around 40% of then country, and the arabs refused it. So the Jews took what they got. Then everyone attacked them, and they defended themselves.

Iron Dome was not "given to Israel by American", it was developed by Israel.
User avatar #49 to #43 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
Again, if someone would say "hey, we'll give 40% of America back to the natives", and your state was part of the 40%, would you just go with it?

And I already talked about Iron Dome, they didn't just gave it to them, but they funded big parts of it and they also funded many other things to make Israel more powerful then Palestine.
#63 to #49 - kanudaman ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
I really don't know. Obviously what was done to the Native Americans was horrible, but it doesn't seem like much can be done about it now. The point is, Israel is now a functioning state with millions of citizens. If take a good look at history, you'll see that there were several offers made by Israel towards the Palestenians, none were accepted or really discussed.

I understand that the Palestenians deserve a home. But if you look at the middle east, you'll see there are a lot of Arab countries. A lot. A loooooooooot. Israel is a very small piece of land, and it is the only part of land the Jewish people have. They have a country there. What do you think should be done? Should the Jewish people give away their tiny piece of land? I don't think all Arabs are the same people. but I do believe they could find some arrangment, so they find a place for the Palestenians.
User avatar #66 to #63 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
Read my comment #56 in this thread.
#166 to #43 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
absolutely correct, there is a true saying - if israel puts the weapons down there will be no more israe, if palestine put the weapons down, there would be peace
User avatar #28 to #25 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
Implying citizens can control the government. Gtfo dude.....
User avatar #30 to #28 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
Did I ever say citizens can control the government?

In fact i even said:
"I know that your government is, but i thought that you weren't as dumb as them. "

I'm not talking about your ******* government, I'm talking about you, the citizens.

That's why i wrote this in the first place. I know your government is dumb and that you can't change it, but i was surprised that the citizens think the same.

If you're unable to read and comprehend what I'm trying to say then it's you, who should get the **** out.

I'm okay with people having another opinion, but not with people not even trying to understand what I want to say.
User avatar #33 to #30 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
Maybe if you would have said it less like you wanted to sodomize American people and more like you wanted to ask what the opinion of the American people was... I would have believed you! But it's your own fault for hating Americans just because a small majority believes something...
User avatar #35 to #33 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
What the **** is wrong with you?
Did I ever say I hate America?
I said "That's one of the many things why the rest of the world hates you, America."
And it's a well known fact that America is hated and considered dumb in most civilized parts of the world. That's not my personal opinion.

And please show me the sentence(s) that made you think i want to sodomize American people.
User avatar #36 to #35 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm just tired of how everyone seems to think if you are American, you are automatically a douchebag... It makes me sad
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User avatar #39 to #36 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
I don't think that way.
The government being a bunch of ********* (like pretty much everywhere else in the world) doesn't make the people douchebags too.

That's exactly the reason why I was shocked that the majority of citizens of the U.S. think this way (and that was the reason why I made this post in the first place).
User avatar #41 to #39 - thenoodleking **User deleted account** (06/21/2013) [-]
Well, since we both know causing a **** storm won't help.. Why don't we forget about all the stupid political stuff for now?
#121 to #25 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
You're a ******* idiot. Israel wants merely to exist. Palestine wants the eradication of them, the USA, the entire western world, and anyone who is not of their race. And I suppose you don't believe the Jewish people deserve a home after being displaced for thousands of years and going through the Mother ******* Holocaust.
**** you sir
#130 to #121 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
It's a ******* religion, should we also make give a country to scientology or the Westboro?
User avatar #151 to #130 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Jew have gone past religion when people hated on them even after they got baptized, so today its more of a race, for example, I'm an atheist Jew.
#119 to #25 - vigilantej (06/21/2013) [-]
uhm just an fyi israel originally belonged to the Hebrew people well they where the majority at a time and they where forced out of there homeland and england gave it back to them and they are not perfect but there not the "bad guys" neither is Palestine to look at it as a black and white issue is so ******* dumb yet you claim to be smarter and americans are stupid but you are taking an issue where you cannot say who is actually bad or good and saying israel is bad palenstine good yet forget palenstine reguarly shoots rockets off into civilan parts of israel so obviously israel responds but thats how war works they are both wrong and should just have peace
User avatar #83 to #25 - didactus ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
If you still think Israel is that bad, look up Khartoum Sudan arab summit 1967 and see why Israel doesn't like most of the arab nations. I'm not from Israel nor do I defend them, but I understand why they dislike the arabs.
User avatar #40 to #25 - trippypunchline (06/21/2013) [-]
Seriously, why do so many other nationalities think all Americans are so dumb? You Europeans and other nationalities need to realize that you base many of your opinions on stereotypes. The small percentage of Americans who are actually bad just happen to be the most vocal. Hence the idea that the less you know the more confident you are you know everything and vice-versa. It's no different than an American saying all British people have bad teeth and drink tea everyday or all Irish people are red headed alcoholics. It doesn't stay true for the entire population because it is just a stereotype. Stop basing your opinions on those stereotypes and the trolls you meet on the internet and you may find those of us who are actually capable of rational ideas and discourse of ideas, politics, and so on. I mean no offense by this and I am not attacking you directly. I'm just saying there are a lot of us Americans that are intelligent and can make our own choices, we just know better than and don't care to get involved with stupid internet arguments and other ******** ... like i just did... just felt the need to express that.
User avatar #50 to #40 - Antiquisition (06/21/2013) [-]
Please read my comment #39, it's further down in this thread.
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User avatar #177 to #25 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
...Israel had plenty of Jews before the war... The natives were never autonomous, they either lived under a colonial power or were displaced... the UN partition would have given them proper borders had they accepted it. Not to mention that they unquestionably got the better end of the deal before deciding that annihilating Israel was the better idea.

Both groups feel entitled to the land. One is willing to share, one isn't. That's what it boils down to.

I don't feel much like writing a bloody dissertation... but suffice to say if you need any education on Jewish history and why the Jews desperately sought out Israel for the entirety of their exile I'd be more than happy to tell you.
User avatar #91 to #25 - issoku (06/21/2013) [-]
Wrong, all of the civilized countries are on Israel's side. For example, my country, Finland, has a foreign minister who is very critical of Israel. But, we still buy weapons and other systems from Israel for tens of millions of euros.

And while the popular opinion in Finland is not exactly pro-Israel, you will never hear Fins calling Jews names etc. The same does not apply to Palestinians and Arabs.
User avatar #84 to #25 - floofy (06/21/2013) [-]
this is you assuming everyone in america supports them because you said it. therefore its mystically true. where ya from so i can go "Wait everyone in -insert country- likes sucking horse cock?"
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#85 to #25 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Israel has the right to defend themselves. Following your logic, Germany is allowed to send homemade rockets against Poland without Poland having a right to defend themselves only because Germany "forcefully" lost land during WW2.

You are so deluded by pathos and biased as **** .
User avatar #97 to #25 - markertemp (06/21/2013) [-]
The real problem is trying to get any government involved in this age old conflict. The Israelis and Palestinians hate each other. It's a border dispute that has been going on FAR longer than the 1940's. As a Jew, let me say, other countries, stop trying to help, you're only hurting yourselves no matter what side you take.
#26 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
finally, something about MY homeland
#167 to #26 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
samee!! what part, rosh haayin here!
User avatar #168 to #167 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Rishon-Le-Zion m8
#72 to #26 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
>"world domination"
#103 to #72 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
thats why Einstein was working on the atom bomb...
User avatar #144 - TarnRazor (06/21/2013) [-]
Post about Egypt. Swell with Egyptian pri- Oh..
User avatar #170 to #144 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
...well it got better... right?
User avatar #175 to #170 - TarnRazor (06/21/2013) [-]
Yeah it did.. Well.. No not really. It all went downhill from there
User avatar #179 to #175 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
Seems like the entire region is imploding. Libya, Egypt, Syria... what next...
#107 - arborday (06/21/2013) [-]
**arborday rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at This was a good idea. ** MFW i dont get euro humor
User avatar #132 to #107 - breadbasket (06/21/2013) [-]
Also, it's funny because he called Soviet smart.
User avatar #131 to #107 - breadbasket (06/21/2013) [-]
Russian winters are harsh. People from outside of the country would have no idea what to do.
User avatar #163 - Haruhi (06/21/2013) [-]
Yay Israel.
User avatar #169 to #163 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
God is clearly on Israel's side
User avatar #90 - crazylance (06/21/2013) [-]
I love how everybody think that all Israelis are Jews.
There's a difference between being Israeli and being a Jew but many people miss the point, even in Israel, where I was born and raised, people will discriminate you if you're not Jewish, being a Russian/American/British is okay so long as you're also part Jewish. Also, if you didn't do the circumcision at birth, people are going to hate you so much, they might stone you (Not really, but that's my thought).

tl;dr jew and israeli = different things
#190 to #90 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
can i just ask, why are you not jewish and living there? im going there to live with my gf who is jewish and im a goy, she said hardly anyone is a goy like me, im kind of scared about it
User avatar #191 to #190 - crazylance (06/22/2013) [-]
I live here because my father's grandmother was Jewish, by Jewish laws you can live in Israel only if at least one of the wives was Jewish in three generations, just ask your GF, I highly doubt she would be mad at you for not understanding.
User avatar #95 to #90 - slapchoppin (06/21/2013) [-]
a majority of israelis are the descendants of the hebrew people who were called jews
#106 to #95 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
A majority of Israelis are European immigrants that came after WW2 from places like Germany and Poland after the British wanted to create a Jewish state. They have overpopulated the natives.
User avatar #174 to #106 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
There were always native Jews there... and overpopulated? That implies that the land is being exhausted. The place was a swamp before the European and American Jewry came in and brought the land to prosperity...
User avatar #92 to #90 - lolzordz (06/21/2013) [-]
no one even talks about circumcision in israel lol what are you on about
User avatar #110 to #92 - crazylance (06/21/2013) [-]
Of course they don't openly talk about circumcision, but if you mention that you never did one, they're going to hate you, at least that's how my school makes it look like.
User avatar #146 to #110 - lolzordz (06/21/2013) [-]
they wouldnt hate you, they would laugh at you cause its weird not to be circumcised. have you really lived in israel or are you just making it up?
User avatar #147 to #146 - crazylance (06/21/2013) [-]
I was born and raised in Israel for as far as I can remember, thankfully I didn't even think about the whole Jewish religion thing up until FJ began down-grading Jews and such.
User avatar #149 to #147 - lolzordz (06/21/2013) [-]
yeah i hate it when they do that... if they lived in israel they would know real jews dont even care about money.. but seriously jews dont hate non-jews lol. maximum they laugh at them for being different.
especially if you speak hebrew with an english accent
User avatar #105 to #90 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
when did you leave? when you were 9? because thats the age all of the discrimination ends, unless you live in Bnei-Brak which is a city for religious assholes or if you are an Arab, which the uneducated ********* hate (to be fare there are a lot of the)
User avatar #111 to #105 - crazylance (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm afraid I did not leave, I just didn't do a circumcision and I hide it by saying that I actually did do one.
User avatar #112 to #111 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
well I'm sorry, but I live in Israel and have a bunch of friends which are not Jews, one of the is even gay, I met him at my military base and he was one of the most popular people there
User avatar #113 to #112 - crazylance (06/21/2013) [-]
Nothing to be sorry about really, good to see you have friends, I'm bisexual and I still have friends.
User avatar #114 to #113 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
gr8 m8, but what I'm saying is that unless you are 12, or live in a ****** area, nobody will hate you if you are not Jewish.
User avatar #116 to #114 - crazylance (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm 16, live in Ashkelon at Atikot A.K.A the slums, where all the arsim hang out.
User avatar #122 to #116 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
well then of course these arses will pick on you, thats what arses do, but you cant judge the people of an entire country based on its poor hoods, its like saying that all Americans are watermelon chugging ******* because of Harlem
User avatar #124 to #122 - crazylance (06/21/2013) [-]
Never said everyone are arses, they don't pick on me because I don't even bother going out, no interesting activity to do outside and even if I do go outside, it's far away from my own neighborhood. Thankfully I just finished my first year in engineering class, got 2 more years to go, hopefully I don't get stuck with the same retarded assholes.
User avatar #125 to #124 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
when you say "discriminate" it means that you wont be treated equally generally, which means your sentence was wrong.
anyway, what you meant to say was that not everybody is a ******* chill.
User avatar #126 to #125 - crazylance (06/21/2013) [-]
Guess I did, they discriminate you -if- they find out.
User avatar #127 to #126 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
you still don't get it.
just because you are not a Jew, nobody will prevent you from getting a certain job,
or not allow you to move to some house or anything,
doing those things IS what discrimination means.
User avatar #128 to #127 - crazylance (06/21/2013) [-]
Then I apologize, my definition of discrimination has indeed differed from yours.
#129 to #128 - mrmask ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #172 to #90 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
75% of Israel is Jewish... And if you live in Tel aviv or other less religious cities I'm curious as to how religion really matters at all...

And compared to other Middle Eastern countries, Israel is a bastion of tolerance...
#21 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
i love when arabs get ****** up
User avatar #2 - lordlolland (06/21/2013) [-]
For once I lived up to the name of my home island.
#3 to #2 - anon (06/21/2013) [-]
Sydsjælland Masterrace
User avatar #4 to #3 - lordlolland (06/21/2013) [-]
Men dog, en fra det gamle land! Fortæl mig, er historierne min moder fortalte mig om vor etniske hjemstavn sande? Er der virkelig ingen roer og bruges bogstavet "D" faktisk til andet end pynt?
User avatar #10 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (06/21/2013) [-]
wha wha whaaaaaat in the fuuuuuck was that ********* ???
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