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#1 - johncaveson **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
#28 - riggyrigs (11/19/2013) [-]
crocodile related content
#30 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - nervaaurelius (11/18/2013) [-]
ok what the hell is happening
User avatar #3 to #2 - twistedwoodthing (11/19/2013) [-]
Krokodil is basically a Russian heroin substitute. It got its name from the fact that that there's a high likelihood of users getting gangrene or other gnarly conditions (hence "crocodile" skin.)
User avatar #5 to #2 - fasthink (11/19/2013) [-]
Many people in Russia are drug users. These drug users do not have a lot of money to buy drugs. They buy a cheap heroin called krokodil to get high. Krokodil disintegrates flesh. Many users have their skin rot and fall off,sometimes to the bone, and many times until the appendage needs to be amputated.
#4 to #2 - twistedwoodthing (11/19/2013) [-]
And on a scale of one to do not google image search, it's do not ******* google image search.
User avatar #33 to #4 - blobs (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #54 to #4 - dyalibya (11/20/2013) [-]
Do not tell me what to do
#55 to #54 - dyalibya (11/20/2013) [-]
I regret everything
#37 to #4 - blokrokker ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Who's stupid enough to do this?
#29 to #4 - alos (11/19/2013) [-]
Click here to un-see!  Aww 			****		, too late!
Click here to un-see! Aww **** , too late!
#9 to #4 - serotonin (11/19/2013) [-]
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#6 to #2 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
Krokodil is like heroin but way worse. Over time it actually consumes your flesh. Its also really big in russia.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thamuz ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
It's also moved over to the States,where I live in TX and NY has had a couple cases pop up recently.
#26 to #7 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
Why? Your stupid asses can actually afford heroin. You're such a beg of a country ffs.
User avatar #56 to #26 - thamuz ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
It's mostly the poor/homeless who can't afford it.

You would think that poverty don't exist in America,but the sad thing is that it is a very real thing still sadly.
#57 to #6 - nexdemise (11/20/2013) [-]
Well the part about krokodil is the fact that it's made in kitchens using who knows what chemicals, with tons of impurities, and then injected. The impurities in question is what causes cellular damage, and subsequently necrosis (gangrene), pure desomorphine wouldn't be much more harmful than heroin.
User avatar #36 to #6 - blokrokker ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
You know, in Far Cry 3 one of the SD Cards you can find has the Krokodil formula and results of testing it. I thought they just made it up, that nobody could be that ******* nuts. NOOOPE
#31 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
Schnappi das kleine Krokodil - Schnappi Krokodil?
User avatar #34 - awildniglet (11/19/2013) [-]
It's come over to America now
User avatar #38 to #34 - konradkurze (11/19/2013) [-]

never thought americans were dumb enough to inject a drug made of gasoline into their veins

User avatar #42 to #38 - fuzzyballs (11/19/2013) [-]
but europeans and asians are?
User avatar #43 to #42 - konradkurze (11/19/2013) [-]
well were talking about the russians who love substances so much in WW2 they drank anti-freeze for the alcohol (which caused blindness) some point someone made vodka out of brewing wood (which turned out to cause blindness or death), and now theyre making a heroin substitute out of gasoline and painkiller pills

User avatar #44 to #38 - defender (11/19/2013) [-]
Americans no drug users yes
User avatar #45 to #44 - konradkurze (11/19/2013) [-]
oh i know americans use drugs, just never though americans were stupid enough to use krokodil

after south korea, america has a pretty ******* high internet use rate, you'd think with the images and facts of rokidil filtering over to usa the americans would be pretty clued up to NOT use a gasoline based drug
User avatar #47 to #45 - defender (11/19/2013) [-]
Do you really think the people that stoop low enough to use a drug like krocdil have access to the internet
User avatar #48 to #47 - konradkurze (11/19/2013) [-] much as i tease america i still held out more hope that americans would be smarter than allowing krokodil into usa

right now, if its in usa id say the smartest thing would be just isolate the users and let them kill themselves
User avatar #49 to #48 - defender (11/19/2013) [-]
Or we could save use some time can shoot the users in the head when we find them or come to the hospital then let everyone know that hey use this drug get shot in the head
User avatar #50 to #49 - konradkurze (11/19/2013) [-]
good point
euthanasia is better than letting them run around causing ****
User avatar #51 to #50 - defender (11/19/2013) [-]
I feel the same way about gang members and other hardcore criminals just take out them out back a couple .22 rounds to the back of the head and then harvest their healthy organs for donations. No only do we get rid of the scum of society and we make sure they repay the public with their healthy organs plus keep our jail populations low
User avatar #58 to #51 - konradkurze (11/20/2013) [-]
god dammit you just reminded me of something iwas gonna put as OC

that part of the old movie 'loaded weapon' in the police station, a cop on the phone said "no no, killing a gang member is just an $18 can mail it in"
User avatar #46 to #45 - defender (11/19/2013) [-]
Why are you throwing nationalities into it, it's not that Americans are dumb enough to use it People are dumb enough to use it
User avatar #32 - jbgotswag (11/19/2013) [-]
picture of female with exposed arm bone
#14 - captaindropkik (11/19/2013) [-]
another one?! how have I only just noticed this, and has noone else?! that's Indonesia not Poland!
User avatar #40 to #14 - sequel (11/19/2013) [-]
No dude it's Monaco.
#15 to #14 - indonesia (11/19/2013) [-]
are you trying to post this in every polandball post?
#16 to #15 - captaindropkik (11/19/2013) [-]
Now that you mention it I might, I'm just waiting for Poland to get back to me
User avatar #17 to #16 - indonesia (11/19/2013) [-]
are you from poland then?
#18 to #17 - captaindropkik (11/19/2013) [-]
no no I'm from England, I've started learning Silat and some Indonesian recently so I noticed it! how long has this been going on for?!
User avatar #19 to #18 - indonesia (11/19/2013) [-]
according to,
polandball created since 2009

you learn Silat? that's cool. Which type of Silat did you learn?
#20 to #19 - captaindropkik (11/19/2013) [-]
ahhh so it's basically a mistake turned into a troll

aye not officially though, very difficult to study it here so I've invested in Sean Stark's "Pencak Silat Pertempuran" works, as well as a series of DVD's featuring masters like Yayan Ruhian and Cecep Arif Rahman. but I try and attend seminars by Maul Mornie? Like I say I'm not an official student, but my god I give it a lot of time!
#21 to #20 - indonesia (11/19/2013) [-]
so you like Yayan Ruhian? he's made a movie not so long ago
it's called The Raid

in this movie, Yayan Ruhian play as Mad Dog. He's the bad guy, but if you watch this movie, well you will see Yayan Ruhian acting really cool

yeah, Silat REALLY takes a lot of time. But if you're patience, and you have desire to learn, you will satisfied for all your hard work. My friends learn Silat Merpati Putih, he once broke our seniors (he's a bully by the way) left hand. totally worth it isn't it?
#22 to #21 - captaindropkik (11/19/2013) [-]
The Raid is my favourite movie! can't wait for the second one! which has Yayan in it again as some random guy, aaand Cecep is in it too! plus I just watched Merantau recently, that's Iko, Yayan and the same guy behind The Raid! brilliant film

haha it definitely is, there's something so magnetic about it, it's so versatile and instinctive! my karate teacher is always saying it's balls because "the evasions don't work against hook punches"
User avatar #23 to #22 - indonesia (11/19/2013) [-]
well that's depends. if the enemy hook punches are too slow or if you're fast enough, you can evade hook punches. the only weakness is not about the evade, its about your reflex and your speed. speed beats strength, reflex beats speed.

Even if your punches aren't hurt, but your punches are fast, and always hits the right spot, you can beat your enemy. no matter how big is your enemy, no matter how weak your punches are. try to learn that, that's what my Silat teacher said.
#24 to #23 - captaindropkik (11/19/2013) [-]
and that's exactly how I feel about it! in my karate class there's far too much emphasis placed on the technique itself and how safe you will be by learning it. but no matter how well you learn a technique if your brain and body aren't fast enough to get ahead of the opponent, you'll lose every time!

so you practice Silat as well? how long have you been studying it?
#25 to #24 - indonesia (11/19/2013) [-]
Yes that's true. Sadly i'm not as fast as others, but i have very strong punches. My average punches are above 200 kg, my other friends punches are <185 kg. But average punches in every country are different, so it's not count. but I'm pretty sure I have strong right hand.   
yes, I practice Silat for like 2 years. then I moved to Muay Thai martial arts, because I'm just bored to learn Silat, I want to learn something new.   
nice talking with you, sorry I have to go. good luck learning Silat, bro.   
gif kinda related to Silat  maybe not...
Yes that's true. Sadly i'm not as fast as others, but i have very strong punches. My average punches are above 200 kg, my other friends punches are <185 kg. But average punches in every country are different, so it's not count. but I'm pretty sure I have strong right hand.

yes, I practice Silat for like 2 years. then I moved to Muay Thai martial arts, because I'm just bored to learn Silat, I want to learn something new.

nice talking with you, sorry I have to go. good luck learning Silat, bro.

gif kinda related to Silat maybe not...
#52 to #25 - captaindropkik (11/19/2013) [-]
ohh that's interesting, we don't really measure punches in martial arts over here, unless maybe for competitions? I'm aiming for something of a balance, I want the stronger people to call me strong and the faster people to think of me as fast!

haha we've swapped then, I came from doing Muay Thai, they both go quite well together!

yeah it's been great meeting you and talking about it all! good luck

haha gotta love Russia
User avatar #53 to #20 - sladee (11/19/2013) [-]
I think it's a joke about how poland is upside down. i read that somewhere
#59 to #53 - captaindropkik (11/20/2013) [-]
yeah it's on the knowyourmeme site, started out as a mistake but carried on to piss off Polish people, isn't that lovely ahah
#27 - Rascal (11/19/2013) [-]
russia doesnt take care of heroin users at all, thats why som drug head created krokodil out of diffrent morphine pills. i cant even understand why someone would put that in their body, it can litteraly kill you after 10-20 days, it cant be compared to anything like it. this is no drug you just "try"

it says alot about how sick and addicted a heroin addict can get.

heroin and pain medication is extremly dangerous kidz! much more dangerous than meth and coke.
User avatar #35 to #27 - awildniglet (11/19/2013) [-]
It's not just morphine pills. They mix codeine (cold medicine) with paint thinners or gasoline and inject it into themselves. Krokodil is more addictive than heroin, so users would rather keep taking the drug and watch the flesh fall off their bodies than to go to withdrawl. Researchers believe that a person who takes even a small dosage of krokodil a day would still only have a max lifespan of 2 years
User avatar #39 to #27 - Lambda (11/19/2013) [-]
It's not the active chemical itself that's harmful to them, it's the horrid shoddy methods they use to cook it that leave toxic and harmful byproducts in it, which they then inject into their veins.
People resort to it because it's cheaper and more available than heroin. From one documentary a user was quoted "We dream every day of clean, pure heroin... but this is all we can get" Or something to that effect. Addiction does powerful damage to a mind.
User avatar #41 to #27 - PlagueDoctor (11/19/2013) [-]
krokodil got this succesfull cuzz hero is expensive. When the junkie has sold his last bedsheet and his mom's last semi-precious ring he has no other choise but to "enjoy" the much cheaper krok. its a sad, sad business..
User avatar #13 - Formus ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
meth is like a flour compered to krokodil
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#8 - zekaizer (11/19/2013) [-]
For the benefit of those who don't know the cyrillic alphabet, russia says, "polski, my old droog!"

What's between the two alt keys?
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