Reichstone Cowboy. NOT OC. Stolen from /r/polandball. Why coming to me? Ich not know independence"; vhat is? Well, independence means ah' m mah own countrey. Ah
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Reichstone Cowboy

Reichstone Cowboy. NOT OC. Stolen from /r/polandball. Why coming to me? Ich not know independence"; vhat is? Well, independence means ah' m mah own countrey. Ah

NOT OC. Stolen from /r/polandball

Why coming to me? Ich not know
independence"; vhat is?
Well, independence means ah' m
mah own countrey. Ah need yer
help 'cuz yer strong.
Das ist gut. Ich Hebe.
Really?
K Sure, why not? You' been good,
and I could use another 'd' itllort... v,
It was the darndest thang... he gave
me mah independence raht away.
Gib sunglasses, mo
promised.
Ah didn' t need ta take 'em. Here, you
can have mah hat, instead.
Vat.
Yer welcome!
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Submitted: 02/08/2014
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User avatar #31 to #10 - commandershit (02/09/2014) [-]
full comic plz?
User avatar #12 - someguyonthewebz (02/08/2014) [-]
It's funny cause if anyone could be anything remotely friendly to Germany.. It would be Texas.
#13 to #12 - anon (02/08/2014) [-]
Reichtangle.
His name is Reichtangle, some sort of interpretation of German militarism similar to the Hulk and Bruce Banner in the sense that Reichtangle and Germany is the country but two separate personalities and when Germany's berserk button is pressed... It's Reichtangle Time.
#14 to #13 - fuckingcubes (02/08/2014) [-]
Reichtangle is the WW1 version of germany who pops back up to the surface every now and then. Prussians got **** done man.
User avatar #25 to #14 - thelastamerican (02/08/2014) [-]
Prussian soldiers were the epitome of professional.
User avatar #22 to #13 - someguyonthewebz (02/08/2014) [-]
I know but Texas has a large German population, hence my comment.
#17 to #12 - crotchlesshotpants (02/08/2014) [-]
Reichtangle is actually supposed to represent the German Reich which existed from 1870 to 1918. The German Reich was followed by the Weimar Republic. After that the Nazis took over.

Sources: I'm Wilhelm II the Deutsche Kaiser

Also pic is related (Its me and my Dad in Scottish attire)
#26 to #17 - hasanaat (02/08/2014) [-]
Kaiser Willhelm ii?

I think you mean Christian Bale.
#23 to #17 - anon (02/08/2014) [-]
what never heard of the third reich?
User avatar #20 to #17 - ronyx ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
Cool pic
User avatar #30 to #20 - crotchlesshotpants (02/09/2014) [-]
Danke schön.
User avatar #19 to #12 - RageRambo (02/08/2014) [-]
Texas actually has a sizable German population.
#1 - newdevyx (02/08/2014) [-]
This is probably one of the best polandball comics i've seen yet.
This is probably one of the best polandball comics i've seen yet.
User avatar #24 to #1 - chaossniper (02/08/2014) [-]
best polandball was that thing when uk was on the train that **** was awsome
User avatar #2 to #1 - psykojet ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
FYI, it's not OC.

I stole it from Reddit.
#3 to #2 - newdevyx (02/08/2014) [-]
**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #7665558 at Safe For Work Random Board ** shh....
**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #7665558 at Safe For Work Random Board ** shh....
User avatar #4 to #3 - psykojet ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
Nice roll though.
#18 - anon (02/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #16 - kurbeh (02/08/2014) [-]
The first time I see a happy Reichtangle : D
User avatar #37 - reginleif (02/09/2014) [-]
Texas along with many SouthWestern cultures had a strong German heritage, and tended to support German causes rather than English ones. This became a slight problem during WW1 and WW2 where there was fear that these people would spy for or promote German causes in the US. Also didn't help that many other immigrants (like irish) didn't exactly like England either (cause the English were kinda massive cunts.) This kinda lead to a situation where the US could have supprted either side, or at the very least it would have held them off joining for a while. Something the English didn't exactly like.

A similar conflict amongst Americans occurred very early in US history with Federalists and Anti Federalist groups who supported either closer ties with England or France.

tl;dnr: Different states in the US have different political leanings/heritage and as such support different policies which lead to closer ties to different countries. I'm from California so we don't really do that Euroasskissing. People here tend to like either Mexico or Canada.
#5 - theannoyingFJguy (02/08/2014) [-]
It's Reichtangle, not Reichstone...
It's Reichtangle, not Reichstone...
User avatar #6 to #5 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
>rhinestone cowboy
>reichstone cowboy
User avatar #7 to #5 - fargtwo (02/08/2014) [-]
Glen Campbell - Rhinestone Cowboy
User avatar #8 to #7 - theannoyingFJguy (02/08/2014) [-]
I'm a retard.
#9 to #8 - fargtwo (02/08/2014) [-]
It's an old song so it's perfectly excusable. I suppose I should be thanking you since I was about to make a Rhinestone Cowboy joke myself before I noticed it'd already been made.
#11 - anon (02/08/2014) [-]
Funny how MLP is so much better than USA
#33 to #11 - powertrooper (02/09/2014) [-]
Ignore the 			**********		, kids.
Ignore the ********** , kids.
#34 to #33 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
nah man, he's an anon, so it's open season.
nah man, he's an anon, so it's open season.
User avatar #35 to #34 - powertrooper (02/09/2014) [-]
I don't care if he's anon or not, he's a **********
User avatar #36 to #35 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, but since he's anon, we don't have to ignore him, and can give him all the red pixels he deserves.
#28 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
im not much of a fan of Poland ball but what exactly is this about?
User avatar #32 to #28 - psykojet ONLINE (02/09/2014) [-]
It goes off two things. 1. Texas independence. 2. The fact that the Germans lost out on the race to colonize Africa, so the Germans loved the idea of the wild west, which is why you find alot of German influence in places such as Texas, Oklahoma, and Arizona.
#15 - anon (02/08/2014) [-]
Where's the joke?
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