Peace is our profession. I did not make this comic but I hadn't seen it on here before so I thought I might as well post it. Sources of the two incidents: en.wi Polandball sweden usa
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Peace is our profession

Peace is our profession. I did not make this comic but I hadn't seen it on here before so I thought I might as well post it. Sources of the two incidents: en.wi

I did not make this comic but I hadn't seen it on here before so I thought I might as well post it.
Sources of the two incidents:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_SR-71_Blackbird#Operational_history
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gotland-class_submarine#Secondment_to_United_States_Navy

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User avatar #2 - traelos (08/05/2014) [-]
It's funny though because Sweden's armed forces have arguments to this day whether they'd be capable of defending their own borders for a week in the event of a serious invasion.
User avatar #90 to #2 - skarrer (08/06/2014) [-]
Ireland knows that feel.
#96 to #2 - unholytiming (08/06/2014) [-]
As of right now, the swedish armies can defend a small area of our capital for a week total before we run out of forces.
User avatar #6 to #2 - flyingvivo (08/05/2014) [-]
The disbanding of compulsory military service in 2010 was a pretty bad idea.
We sort of rely on being friends with everyone which has worked out pretty well the past 200 years but in the event of a new world war I think we'd have some serious problems.
We're a large country when compared to other European countries but there are less people living in Sweden than in the state of Ohio so compulsory military service would be a good thing here, it's just really hard to reintroduce.
#7 to #6 - traelos (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm sorry friend, but Sweden is too far gone to be picking on one small thing like ending compulsory service.

You're living in an area where the general cultural belief is that war is impossible and even if it were surrender is preferable to self-defense.

You should leave now while you still can, hang out in Finland and get drunk, or move out of Scandinavia while you still can.
User avatar #14 to #7 - flyingvivo (08/05/2014) [-]
If Sweden was invaded we would not win on our own but it's a lot harder to take over a country where most people have had proper military training. Sweden's defence plan is to make it as hard for the invading force as possible until help from other nations arrive.

Immigrants are nowhere near as big of a problem here as some idiots like the Swedish democrats claim. Uneducated idiots blame immigrants and say that it's their fault they don't have a job when in fact they don't have a job because they're uneducated idiots who blames everyone else for their shortcomings.
#25 to #14 - cherubium (08/05/2014) [-]
Lefty nuts are far a greater problem to the country and we have a ******** of them but the problem with our immigrants aren't really the job some lefty nuts want employers always to pick the immigrant over the qualified swede thing but the ****** integration that is present in sweden.
User avatar #82 to #25 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
I don't mind the lefties but you're right that the problem with immigration in Sweden is the bad integration and not the immigrants themselves.
#132 to #82 - cherubium (08/06/2014) [-]
Bad integration makes bad immigrants since the good immigrants integrate themselves nontheless.
#8 to #7 - siden ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
rolf bullied in school
#26 to #7 - cherubium (08/05/2014) [-]
I find it funny that Sweden is always the Muslim rape victim meanwhile muslim menance is far worse in bongistan england
#31 to #2 - fennoswede (08/05/2014) [-]
"we not knowings how to war, we only knowings how to peace"
User avatar #35 to #2 - mooghens ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Back in easter 2013, russians thought it was fun to fly a full on strike force consisting of 2 TU-22M strategic bombers complete with fighter escorts into swedish airspace and over key millitary installations near stockholm.

Danish Fighters stationed in ******* Latvia had to get airborne to tell them to **** off because everyone and their mothers in the Swedish Airforce were off duty.

If you allow another country you are not allied with to fly that deep into your airspace with strategic bombers that are capable of launching nuclear cruisemissiles, it's pretty ******* safe to say your entire ******* military is up for one hell of a review.
User avatar #42 to #35 - gatorade (08/06/2014) [-]
Dayum son... That's ******* nuts... The weirdest part is that they're not even a part of NATO. Yet we would gladly take them.

Damn Swedes.
#130 to #42 - cherubium (08/06/2014) [-]
Russian bombers do this reguarly against the baltic states and several baltic states are nato members so the fighters were already preparing to escort the bombers back to russia only differance in this scenario was that swedish airforce had no QRA planes ready which is ***** .
User avatar #117 to #42 - joiik (08/06/2014) [-]
were gonna be part of NATO soon though
#127 to #35 - cherubium (08/06/2014) [-]
Russian bombers do this all the time and they never violated swedish airspace only differance was that the airforce didn't have any planes in QRA which is a must.
User avatar #84 to #35 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
Earlier this year an American yet violated Swedish airspace and we didn't do **** about it. Personally I think we should have shot it down because it asked for permission and we denied it but it flew over Sweden anyway.
#32 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
>Lock on to SR-71
>Fire Missiles
>SR-71 out runs missiles
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#3 - insaneguy (08/05/2014) [-]
you can lock onto an sr-71 all day, but good luck with getting the missiles to catch up
you can lock onto an sr-71 all day, but good luck with getting the missiles to catch up
#15 to #3 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
an modern long range missile can catch up easily.
#17 to #15 - mattdoggy (08/05/2014) [-]
>not knowing top speed of the SR-71
>Not knowing altitude the aircraft flies at
>not knowing ceiling on the missiles
>not knowing missile range
>not knowing about "No Escape Zone"
>not knowing about missiles maneuverability

have you even seen a plane before?
User avatar #20 to #15 - lean (08/05/2014) [-]
No they can't. There are rumors of a brahmos II in development, but the fastest in service missile, brahmos I, tops out at mach 2.8 to 3. The official record of the sr-71 is 2242.5 MPH ground speed or mach 3.3 in those specific conditions (mach is a relative term). Even if you saw the sr-71 coming, by the time you pushed the button to launch a brahmos the plane would be too far ahead and the missile might at best tie it for speed.

Long range missiles don't go faster than cruise missiles. Moving faster requires exponentially more fuel, which means more weight and more size, and ICBMs are designed to go minimum 3,500 miles. There is a golden ratio of speed to distance depending on how the propulsion is engineered.
#27 to #20 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
too hold a high speed actually save very much fuel, but it's the accelerating that use more fuel.
so moving faster does not require more fuel it's to get up to that speed that does
#29 to #27 - Elemental (08/05/2014) [-]
Except it isn't like a car where you ease off the pedal once at speed, you need constant Propulsion otherwise you will slow down.
User avatar #34 to #29 - geothermal (08/06/2014) [-]
this^
User avatar #18 to #15 - skypatrol (08/05/2014) [-]
Modern missiles sure, not the **** they had in the Cold War.
And who knows what they have nowadays
#47 to #3 - Horsebait (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah... missile already exsists for it.
User avatar #36 to #3 - lancasthor (08/06/2014) [-]
According to Wiki, US Patriot SAM missile reaches top speed of 5.0 mach wityh ceiling of 80 thousand feet. Even the infamous Russian BUK system reaches 4.0 mach.

This combined to a sweet approaching vector and time to climb could result in troublesome situation for difficultly maneouverable SR-71.

Do notice that cold war era MIG-25 was recorded hitting mach 3.0 by the allies too. Its not enough to catch the SR-71, but it is enough to maneuver to a position for closer range but way more faster Air to air missile.

Ever wondered why these things do not fly boldly in the hostile airspace anymore?
#39 to #36 - insaneguy (08/06/2014) [-]
The sr-71 was built and operated in the 60's and 70's.
In the 2010s, a half a century later, we're obviously going to have better weapons systems.

For ****** sake, quit trying to pick apart the comment and just appreciate that it's one of the sexiest, most badass aircraft built to date
User avatar #59 to #39 - greyhoundfd (08/06/2014) [-]
They're beginning work on an SR-72, and from what I've seen the cockpit is sealed and uses piped-in visuals.

It's going to be the most beautiful aircraft ever built, and to top it off its speed will be doubled and it's supposed to have a missile compliment.

It kind of gives me a bit of a hard-on.
#67 to #59 - captainrattrap (08/06/2014) [-]
If you had a choice   
You get to choose between a night with this girl or any girl, or a night with the sr-72.   
Where would you fly it first?
If you had a choice
You get to choose between a night with this girl or any girl, or a night with the sr-72.
Where would you fly it first?
User avatar #78 to #67 - thewulfman (08/06/2014) [-]
Berlin probably. I love that city. I'd totally choose the SR-72, because it's a lot more likely you'll find someone else to have sex with than have a chance to fly that thing
inb4 everyone except you that is
User avatar #236 to #67 - greyhoundfd (08/07/2014) [-]
I think I'll fly it over a couple of Abo's and watch them bow down to worship it as a god.
User avatar #237 to #236 - captainrattrap (08/07/2014) [-]
Fookin mazin
#131 to #67 - karrotj (08/06/2014) [-]
Who is that, lol i would prolly choose her
#241 to #39 - anon (09/07/2014) [-]
And we still don't have anything better. Bear in mind that an SR-71 broke the world speed record...while on the way to a museum.
User avatar #95 to #39 - lancasthor (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh, im sorry for letting unneccessary facts ruin a good legacy. It goes against national pride to notice the reasons why this plane retired from military intelligence use.
And im not talking about some Hollywood-style unbeatable satellite network.

"good luck with getting the missiles to catch up" sounds cool, but is typical thumbed up ******** , because there are several in service.
#38 to #36 - randomknife (08/06/2014) [-]
while the top speed of a missile is faster than the sr-71 you have to take into account the tidbit where it does not cruise at its top speed. the propellant of an air to air missile lasts for a couple seconds at most and generally when firing on an sr-71 it will also be trying to climb. This will greatly slow the missile down while the sr71 just goes into a dive to outrun it. but yes. it is better to not be in an area where you are being fired on in the first place though
#73 to #3 - firesky (08/06/2014) [-]
As far as I read into it the SR-71 reaches topspeed of mach 3,3

The model JA 37 of the Saab 37 Viggen which was involved in this was armed with Skyflash rockets which reach mach 4.

So they could have shot it down.
#240 to #73 - anon (09/07/2014) [-]
Yeah but the missiles have to catch up to it before they run out of fuel, which won't happen unless they were fired at about the absolute minimum range for the missiles to lock on at.
#94 to #73 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
But missiles don't have an infinite amount of fuel. It would take a long time for the missile to reach the SR-71.
User avatar #145 to #94 - zuflux (08/06/2014) [-]
"Pilots who were trained to fly the SR-71 were not instructed in evasive maneuvers. Instead, they were told to simply out-fly any missiles."
A missile might be faster than the aircraft, but good luck having it catch up to the plane for that long.
User avatar #19 - iLime (08/05/2014) [-]
An sr-71 would be able to out-fly the missile.
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#22 to #19 - trainalf (08/05/2014) [-]
Not all of them- that's how the sole one to be shot down got shot down.
User avatar #23 to #22 - iLime (08/05/2014) [-]
the only way to shoot down an sr-71 would be to anticipate where it will be and fire a non guided missile. A blackbird is literally the fastest flying aircraft ever made.
#24 to #23 - trainalf (08/05/2014) [-]
You are correct. Forgive my earlier post; I was confusing the history of the SR-71 and the U-2.
User avatar #51 to #23 - icedcarbon (08/06/2014) [-]
There are missiles that are faster than the SR-71... such as AIM-120, newer AIM-7, Aster and more ... what SR-71 could do is be far enough so the missile runs out of fuel before it gets there. Someone using Semi active guidance will be able to pick the Blackbird by predicting where it will pass through and lock later while the missile is already on the way... it's easy... that is if they detect the bird first.
User avatar #53 to #51 - iLime (08/06/2014) [-]
No sr-71 was ever shot down during it's years of service, but you are right, there were missiles in its day faster than it, but i believe they were all owned by the US.
#75 to #53 - firesky (08/06/2014) [-]
Nope, the swedish planes had Skyflash rockets which reached mach 4 whereas the SR-71 reached top speeds of mach 3.3
User avatar #76 to #23 - TwiztidNinja (08/06/2014) [-]
I hope you are serious when you say was.
America has much faster aircraft in its closed hangers.
User avatar #235 to #76 - iLime (08/06/2014) [-]
The sr-71 is still the fastest jet ever made.
User avatar #238 to #235 - TwiztidNinja (08/07/2014) [-]
Sure if you want to think that there are not planes in Americas arsenal today capable of over mach 9 keep believing that, i will not stop you.
#52 - zerpderp (08/06/2014) [-]
so ******* ready
User avatar #69 to #52 - truesmokewolf (08/06/2014) [-]
Holy **** , is that for real? I was so ******* irritated when the Blackbird was decommissioned.
#80 to #69 - thewulfman (08/06/2014) [-]
It has the potential to be, but probably won't get funding due to sequestration and the fact that small drones could do the job cheaper.
#1 - justleaving (08/05/2014) [-]
related
#46 - jimmytwoshoes (08/06/2014) [-]
Do you even read my Christmas list?!
User avatar #70 to #46 - truesmokewolf (08/06/2014) [-]
The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. A long-range advanced reconnaissance aircraft capable of reaching Mach 3 and an altitude of 85,000 feet!
#58 - kingpongthedon (08/06/2014) [-]
I'll say it before and I'll say it again, if given the opportunity I'd totally **** an SR-71.
#48 - Horsebait (08/06/2014) [-]
US Submariner. Yeah... carriers arn't exactly all that great. just saying... 2 types of ships. submarines and targets.
#33 - unoletmehavename (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh man the SR71 is probably one of my favourite planes ever,its so sexy looking.
User avatar #61 - pibbs (08/06/2014) [-]
The SR-71 evaded over 4000 missiles in its flying history by simply outrunning them.
gizmodo.com/5511236/the-thrill-of-flying-the-sr-71-blackbird
#62 - schneidend (08/06/2014) [-]
According to 90% of the comments, the SR-71 can outrun missiles. 			********************		.
According to 90% of the comments, the SR-71 can outrun missiles. ******************** .
User avatar #64 to #62 - twofreegerbils (08/06/2014) [-]
Well, unless you know some missiles that can go mach 3. And the SR-72 will be able to go twice as fast.
#77 to #62 - rynkar (08/06/2014) [-]
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#242 to #62 - anon (09/07/2014) [-]
In terms of speed, no, but by the time you've fired the missile, it's already out of range.

Even if you do fire it before it's overhead, it still has to catch up with the thing before it runs out of fuel, which is typically after no more than 30 miles.
#112 - skullball ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
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#81 - stalini (08/06/2014) [-]
Russia made a parody about Sweden's defense
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTbL1hH19BE
#89 to #81 - brobafett (08/06/2014) [-]
BLOW THE **** OUT
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#92 to #81 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
implying a sub-human russian can make anything
#93 to #92 - stalini (08/06/2014) [-]
someone's butthurt
#72 - TwiztidNinja (08/06/2014) [-]
Many missiles locked onto the Sr-71, none ever caught up with it though.
Many missiles locked onto the Sr-71, none ever caught up with it though.


User avatar #106 to #72 - maffi (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh crap, a missile just locked onto me. *throttle up*
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#68 - Conquistador Comment deleted by flyingvivo [-]
User avatar #86 to #68 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
The vast majority here are agnostic/atheist.
And the vast majority of the Muslims who come here are very friendly and don't want any trouble.
#88 to #86 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh really?

Is that why after multiculturalism was introduced, that Sweden's rape rates sky rocketed while before you were one of the least crime ridden countries in Europe?

Not to mention how your media is censored in order to not make minorities look bad even though they're doing most of the crimes.
#91 to #88 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
Reported rape has gone up and that is partly because of our failures to integrate immigrants into our society but it's also because unlike in the US we actually report rape. In the US there have been a lot of cases where the victims are ridiculed and ignored but here in Sweden we've mostly gotten rid of victim blaming.
We also use a different definition of rape than some other countries, for example if two people are in a relationship and one of them rapes the other ten times then that is counted as ten accounts of rape and not just one.
When it comes to immigrants raping then it has very little to do with multiculturalism, it has to do with broken people coming from broken countries and not being properly integrated into society.

One more thing about statistics, what two countries do you think have the most amount of kidnappings per capita?
www.bbc.com/news/magazine-19592372
User avatar #116 to #91 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
As much as I hate to agree with that kid, what you say makes no sense. Integrating immigrants into society doesn't have anything to do with it other than the fact that not integrated units are more likely to commit crimes-they are still responsible for them and it doesn't matter if they are integrated or not.

Also, what you say doesn't explain how rape crime rate increases with the number of immigrants. You say that it's different than US, but that doesn't answer why the number of reported rapes in Sweden was significantly lower back in a day. Also, the definition of rape in Sweden didn't change across these years so it doesn't actually prove your point in the slightest. You were to explain the increase the number of rapes, so you should aim at the time factor. The chart you provided actually shows why both of your arguments are irrelevant.

I also call BS on Australia and Canada being the kidnapping capitals of the world (there is a difference between kidnapping, missing, confirmed kidnapping and don't get me started on comparing the quality of work of Canadian police and, for example, Mexican one.)
User avatar #150 to #116 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
The kidnapping statistic is to show that the amount of reported crimes does not always correlate with the amount of crimes committed. In the graph it looks like rape in the US has gone down but I highly doubt that.

The legal definition of rape in Sweden was actually changed in 2005 which is one of the main reasons for the 2006 major increase in reported cases of rape.

"In 2005, the definition of rape in the Swedish Sexual Crimes Act was broadened to include, for instance, having sex with someone who is asleep, or someone who could be considered to be in a “helpless state”. This applies to situations when someone would not be capable of saying “no”. A typical situation where the law could be applied is if someone who is drunk at a party falls asleep only to wake up and realize that someone is having sex with them.

That would constitute rape according to the 2005 law, and not “sexual abuse”, which was the case before the law was amended. In this respect the new law did not criminalize behaviour that previously had been legal, but rather broadened the definition of what constitutes rape to include a larger number of sexual crimes."
www.ipsnews.net/2011/02/rape-as-sweden-redefines-it-2/

I wasn't defending the rapists I was simply saying that this could have been avoided if we didn't just send a bunch of immigrants to the same place (for example Rosengård) and then expect them to become "Swedish" and civilised. If you take a bunch of people from broken countries and you send them all to the same place in Sweden then ofc they're going to have a hard time learning Swedish because they don't meet that many Swedish people and ofc the crime is going to rise in that area because they come from countries where education is poor crime is normal.

The best way to handle immigration is to spread out immigrant families so that they come in contact with Swedish people and Swedish culture a lot more. A few of my classmates came from other countries when they were very young, fortunately for them their parents had money so they ended up in a few decent places in Uppsala and could go to normal schools with good teachers. Had they instead ended up in Rosengård then I doubt they would be as "normal" and civilized as they are.
User avatar #168 to #150 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
About kidnapping-> That was just a sidenote, BBC doesn't care about such details it seem... (since what they write there is a total ******** from the criminal science's point of view)

Yeah, already read that about the novelization in 2005, didn't know about it. I just wonder why was it so narrow before the update.

I think that the problem is with the guys who willingly go to another country and think that the prosecution system there is as bad as in their homelands. Immigrants should obey law at all times, and not being "Swedish" or civilized doesn't excuse them. If they don't know how to cope with life in Sweden, they shouldn't have gone there in the first place, after all.
User avatar #173 to #168 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
It doesn't excuse them but if we send a bunch of immigrants to the same area then it's going to pretty much impossible for them to get into society and they'll have to steal and rob to survive so we shouldn't act all surprised and blame them for our failure to integrate them into society. We should blame the criminals for the crimes but we should remember that most of them became criminals because of where they eventually grew up and not because they're from a different country.
User avatar #105 to #91 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
'Multiculturalism failing': Violent riots engulf Stockholm suburbs

You can't possibly integrate them to your society because they don't want to. And at least in the US, you can find out who did the crime. In Sweden, I've heard the media doesn't even do that. You're basically the most jewified country in the world now. But keep pretending multiculturalism and Islamification is good. It's just more entertainment for the rest of the world and proof to libtards it doesn't work. Lol, typical liberal defense mechanism. "b..but ets our fault dey liv sheti livz n cent integrate". And statistics are statistics. Ever since your country went all Jewish, your crime rates in general have went sky high. Put the blame on something else all you want, but you can't deny the data.

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User avatar #110 to #105 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
Lol,'d at all the pissed off liberals/swefags.
#115 to #114 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
>MFW.
>MFW.
User avatar #124 to #114 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
Well, that kid isn't completely wrong, he just doesn't know how to formulate his arguments properly.
User avatar #137 to #124 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
Says the weeaboo who blocks and **** talks people who won arguments against "her".
#141 to #137 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
"won"
"won"
User avatar #146 to #141 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
Lol, your ego just makes you think you're better than everyone else.
User avatar #126 to #124 - gabemczombie (08/06/2014) [-]
Have you ever thouhgt about the fact that he might JUST be an idiot looking to troll?
You can't really say stuff like that about sweden without knowing what's going on here.
A lot of muslims are assholes, could be right. The ones that are make the most noise, the ones that aren't just want to be alone.
Altough, he is right about the media part. We're very scared when it comes to be called a racist... Or a sexist or anything, for that matter.
User avatar #135 to #126 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, as I said before, some of his points weren't that idiotic, only that he stated it in a very inaccurate and kinda idiotic way. Lack of arguing and logical thinking skills rather than being totally wrong. Too bad that because of such kids, credible arguments get dismissed.

Well, I've never been to Sweden, but I know from the statistics that muslims are quite a bit of a problem there.
#138 to #135 - gabemczombie (08/06/2014) [-]
I had this discussion with my dad a while ago.   
You come to a country with no money and a few mouths to feed.   
No one wants to hire you since you don't speak the language, so you start to steal, so you get involved in criminal activity. So they blame immigration instead of poverty.   
 My dad's argument
I had this discussion with my dad a while ago.
You come to a country with no money and a few mouths to feed.
No one wants to hire you since you don't speak the language, so you start to steal, so you get involved in criminal activity. So they blame immigration instead of poverty.
My dad's argument
User avatar #155 to #138 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
I heard this argument once against the Swedish democrats (a racist political party in Sweden).
"As an immigrant you can't win, if you don't have a job and live on welfare then they complain and say that you're taking their tax money, but if you get a job then they complain and say that you took their job."
User avatar #161 to #155 - gabemczombie (08/06/2014) [-]
Well those guys are idiots. Ironically enough, most of the voters aren't from sweden
User avatar #147 to #138 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
Well, that is true, but it isn't enough to diminish one's responsibility.

When you come to a country, you should speak the language and have enough financial fluency to sustain your family. It's still your choice to move to that country.

Immigration is connected with poverty that way. A country shouldn't be obliged to help the immigrants who don't work on themselves and it doesn't excuse the immigrants in the slightest.
User avatar #151 to #147 - gabemczombie (08/06/2014) [-]
Most of the immigrants are refugees and people of the sort.
But still, to say that every person that flees from any of the middle-eastern countries and come here JUST to be a dick and all that is, and will always be, wrong.
My friend's parents are from Iran and they integrated while still staying strong to their culture's ways without doing anything illegal. As it, in my own opinion, should be.
User avatar #154 to #151 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, but it's still their responsibility not to commit crimes. If they want to live there and the country agrees to it, it's fine. But when the majority of a group starts being a pain in the ass of the country which took them in, that's a big no-no
User avatar #162 to #154 - gabemczombie (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh i'm not trying to excuse them for their behaviour, just saying that there's a reason.
The reason isn't an excuse, however.
I once saw a group on fb that was named "Alla vi som hatar svenskar".
Which translates to "All of us who hates swedes"... Written in swedish.
Some people
User avatar #170 to #162 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah... it's even more infuriating when you realize that these people were took in by your country.

That's also why immigration should be strictly limited, immigrants are almost always additional trouble.

It's also kinda annoying how muslims tend to try and change your culture instead of adapting. It's very dangerous since most developed countries welcome them with open arms and expect the same in return, whereas islam itself has some mechanisms built in which are destructive for a country and morality.
User avatar #231 to #170 - gabemczombie (08/06/2014) [-]
Yup. People are ******
User avatar #140 to #135 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
I did argue. And I provided proof.

Too bad you never do the same.
User avatar #142 to #140 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah but your argumentation skills are next to zero, and you can't make proper conclusions.

Beat it kid, your credibility is a total null, nobody treats you seriously anymore. You embarrassed yourself too many times.
User avatar #148 to #142 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
My argument skills? I actually provide logical and present a basis for said logic. All you do is revert to spamming "ur dum" over and over while posting some smug animu pic to save face.

How ironic that you try so hard to discredit me by calling me a "kid" yet you're the one who acts like a stereotypical 15 year old girl spamming animu and using ****** comebacks.

I embarrassed myself? Oh god... more irony. I'm not the one blocking and hiding profile and comments after hordes of users came to make fun of your ******** .
#153 to #148 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
You're free to keep your little worldview where everything is simple and keep the bad, complicated things away, but don't get so worked up, please. It's actually awkward to see someone snapping and crying like this.
You're free to keep your little worldview where everything is simple and keep the bad, complicated things away, but don't get so worked up, please. It's actually awkward to see someone snapping and crying like this.
#156 to #153 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
>Upset

Top lel.

As if you're not the one who thumbs down my comments on every post ever since I pissed you off that first time.

Why could you be so upset? Because you realize I say the truth. Accept it. And I'm not the only one you grudge over. Nice try though, furfag.
#177 to #156 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
All right, last one time since I don't really think I'll get much more from poking that monkey with a stick. People of this thread, sorry for brewing another round of QQ but I just can't help myself when someone presents such an inviting, vulnerable and helpless target.

1. You pissed me off? You seriously think that? More like amused me. Such low creatures are the exact reason why I can be assured of my superiority over kids like you (I still want to think that you are just an underage who just wants to act like an adult than an adult who learnt nothing over so many years at school). Low intellect isn't your fault, but acting as if you were equal to me while constantly showing your lack of knowledge, logical and comprehension skills is hilarious. You were one of the fastest to lose all credibility in my eyes, and I've seen more idiots than you could possibly comprehend.

2. I actually pointed out how you are upset, and since it's obviously the case, your last line shows how you can't connect 2 pieces of information together, bravo. ("Why could you be so upset? Because you realize I say the truth" that line perfectly described to me how you feel, btw, thanks.) Also, thinking that I even notice you before you try to beg for attention is just as amusing as using the phrase 'to grudge over' without knowing what it means.

3. Ask your uneducated friend schinzel about how he literally snapped, burst into tears and blocked a couple of people along with deleting their comments when called out on his lack of understanding matter which is obvious to most people after middle school.

I know that you had problems with that in the past, so I'll just state it once again- this conversation is over and replying to this message is not in order. I hope that will be simple enough for you to comprehend. Play nice with your little friends, it seems like you fit in perfectly.

Cya kid, take care and don't overdo the internet, books and ecucation are important too <3
User avatar #180 to #177 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh god the ego and autism.... It's waaaaaay too high.

Nice cover ups, furfag. So tell me, why does a subhuman like yourself have such a high ego?

" You were one of the fastest to lose all credibility in my eyes, and I've seen more idiots than you could possibly comprehend. " Well, it seems you've confirmed that I make you angrier the most.

Why must you contradict yourself?
User avatar #149 to #148 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
Lol, Orc, aoeui, schnizel. Get a load of this **** .
User avatar #157 to #149 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
lel
just ignore her
User avatar #158 to #157 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
Eh, I enjoy watching her throw ******** .

And she's everywhere too and gets completely upset when I'm there.
User avatar #163 to #91 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
>Reported rape has gone up and that is partly because of our failures to integrate immigrants into our society
>our failures
>our
What's Malmo?
#171 to #163 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
Malmö is a city.
The worst crimes committed in malmö were committed by a Swedish white male btw.
www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-17981221
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009%E2%80%9310_Malm%C3%B6_shootings
#175 to #171 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
>One quarter were committed by people born overseas, while almost 20 percent were committed by those born in Sweden to one or two parents born abroad.
>5% Muslim population commit nearly 77.6% of all rape crimes
User avatar #178 to #175 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
And like all uneducated people you don't provide any sources.
User avatar #183 to #178 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Cry harder Swede.
User avatar #190 to #182 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
>thelocal
>1997-2001

Sweden has changed since then you know.
#197 to #196 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
How about some English, I don't speak bork.
User avatar #200 to #197 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
It's a ******* graph showing reported crimes per 100'000 people in Malmö (pink), Skåne County (light blue), and Sweden (dark blue).
It clearly shows that reported rime in Malmö has stayed still for the past 14 years.
User avatar #201 to #200 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, they stayed high.
User avatar #205 to #201 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
There were more reported crimes per capita in Stockholm last year than there was in Malmö.
Larger cities have higher crime rates than the national average. It's the same in all countries.
User avatar #209 to #207 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
What the **** does that have to do with Sweden?
User avatar #213 to #209 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Are facts racist now?
Go cry harder homo.
User avatar #210 to #209 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Nope, it's France, but still relevant idiot.
User avatar #206 to #205 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Because immigrants are in your capital too and it's a very large city.
While that may be true, for the case of Sweden immigrants do a large amount of crime for their small size.

Sweden
www.whyileftsweden.com/?p=407
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Xy-lXixUiJM [Embed]
sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=103&artikel=5612131
www.europeandailynews.org/2014/04/11/sweden-14-year-old-girl-pregnant-after-being-raped-by-gambian-immigrant/

>Immigrants are overrepresented in Sweden's crime statistics. In a study by the Swedish National Council for Crime Prevention in 1997-2001, 25% of the almost 1,520,000 offences were found to be committed by people born abroad, while almost 20% were committed by Swedish-born people with a foreign background. In the study, immigrants were found to be four times more likely to be investigated for lethal violence and robbery than ethnic Swedes. In addition, immigrants were three times more likely to be investigated for violent assault, and five times more likely to be investigated for sex crimes. Those from North Africa and Western Asia were overrepresented.

The report is based on statistics for those "suspected" of offences, but Stina Holmberg of the Council for Crime Prevention said that there was "little difference" in the statistics for those suspected of crimes and those actually convicted.

"Slightly under 60 percent of the almost 1,520,000 offences ... registered during the period covered by the study can be attributed to persons who were born in Sweden to two Swedish-born parents," it said.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_and_crime#Sweden

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Stockholm_riots
www.nationmaster.com/country/sw-sweden/cri-crime
User avatar #191 to #190 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
You suck more cocks now, ok.
#174 to #171 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
And by percentage immigrants are more likely and cause more crime than the natives. Just because a Swede killed three people does not change the fact that most crime is caused by immigrants. Swedes, even the politicians are fleeing Malmo.
First link is a man killing immigrants, and the second one is a man killing a woman dating one.
Guess who burned these cars?
User avatar #179 to #174 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
Angry poor people with nothing better to do burned those cars.
#184 to #179 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
The same people that love England as much as Sweden.
User avatar #181 to #179 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Muslims, angry muslims on welfare.
User avatar #185 to #181 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
A lot of the people involved in the 2013 Husby riots were actually not from Husby. They were bored stupid young men of a lot of ethnicities and religions with nothing better to do.
#188 to #185 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
>won't admit that they were muslims
User avatar #186 to #185 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
DAMAGE CONTROL!
DAMAGE CONTROL!!
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User avatar #160 to #91 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
I forgot to mention that the 2006 increase in the graph is mostly because of the 2005 legal redefinition of rape.

"In 2005, the definition of rape in the Swedish Sexual Crimes Act was broadened to include, for instance, having sex with someone who is asleep, or someone who could be considered to be in a “helpless state”. This applies to situations when someone would not be capable of saying “no”. A typical situation where the law could be applied is if someone who is drunk at a party falls asleep only to wake up and realize that someone is having sex with them.

That would constitute rape according to the 2005 law, and not “sexual abuse”, which was the case before the law was amended. In this respect the new law did not criminalize behaviour that previously had been legal, but rather broadened the definition of what constitutes rape to include a larger number of sexual crimes.

The fact that the definition had been broadened could soon be seen in the rape statistics – the number of reported rapes more than doubled between 2004 and 2009, a year when almost 6,000 cases were reported. According to a Crime Survey made by BRÅ, the Swedish National Council for Crime Prevention, there were, however, no indications of an increase in the actual number of people who fell victims to sexual crimes between 2005-2008."
Source: www.ipsnews.net/2011/02/rape-as-sweden-redefines-it-2/
User avatar #111 to #91 - gabemczombie (08/06/2014) [-]
In sweden a lot of girls recently have been ignored and made to blame for being rape due to not saying no often enough. Dude, we suck at making people pay for their crimes.
User avatar #118 to #111 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
So, what's the definition of rape in your criminal code/act?
User avatar #152 to #118 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
It's pretty strict actually. It was broadened in 2005.
www.ipsnews.net/2011/02/rape-as-sweden-redefines-it-2/

"In 2005, the definition of rape in the Swedish Sexual Crimes Act was broadened to include, for instance, having sex with someone who is asleep, or someone who could be considered to be in a “helpless state”. This applies to situations when someone would not be capable of saying “no”. A typical situation where the law could be applied is if someone who is drunk at a party falls asleep only to wake up and realize that someone is having sex with them.

....

The fact that the definition had been broadened could soon be seen in the rape statistics – the number of reported rapes more than doubled between 2004 and 2009, a year when almost 6,000 cases were reported. According to a Crime Survey made by BRÅ, the Swedish National Council for Crime Prevention, there were, however, no indications of an increase in the actual number of people who fell victims to sexual crimes between 2005-2008."
User avatar #164 to #152 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh. Well I was asking about the definition de lege lata, but seeing that it was changed in 2005...

Yeah, that's a totally valid argument for the increase of the rape crime rate from 2005, kinda explains it. I just didn't know about the novelization since I'm totally not into Swedish criminal law. Thanks for the info.
User avatar #167 to #164 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
no problem
User avatar #120 to #118 - gabemczombie (08/06/2014) [-]
In my personal opinion or in our glurious law book, thing... Whatever?
User avatar #121 to #120 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm asking about your legal regulations.
User avatar #122 to #121 - gabemczombie (08/06/2014) [-]
Honestly i don't have a clue. Hold on, i'll look it up
User avatar #123 to #122 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
Just asking since if it's something like 'sex without consent of both parties', even slight hint that you don't want to have sex or even lack of clear approval would be rape.
User avatar #125 to #123 - gabemczombie (08/06/2014) [-]
Okay i found it.
Rape is when someone uses violence or wih threats of an,otherwise illegal act, forces a person to have sex or to particpate or "endure" a sexual act that is, with the situation bla bla bla, comparable to having sex.
The reason for the "bla bla bla" was because translating it from top tier swedish to regular english was a pain in the ass... ANYWAY, here you go
User avatar #128 to #125 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
So, just like I thought. Kinda similar to international acts. In that case lack of approval or hints of disapproving of an intercourse results in rapes. These girls which were 'ignored' for 'not saying no'... who they were ignored by? Police is simply obliged to take cases like these
#136 to #128 - cherubium (08/06/2014) [-]
The major thing between sweden and other countries is that rape is counted when it is reported compared to when the perptrator is found guilty in other countries and sweden also counts every idividual rape so someone raped by their parents during their childhood is reported as 100+ rapes while it is just another 1 in other countries.
User avatar #129 to #128 - gabemczombie (08/06/2014) [-]
In the court.
Heard about this girl that got gangraped when she was drunk out of her mind and literally could not say no. Now if that doesn't count as rape, i don't know what does.
#133 to #129 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
Uhm... that judge is an embarrassment to the legal system. This is such a clear case of rape that I don't even.

I really hope the case was brought to the 2nd instance court which would surely obliterate these rapists. Also, it would 100% end with a disciplinary action against the judge and most likely result in him losing a job, with an additional fine (although I don't know if you have a system of responsibility of judges and offices for obvious law breaking, but he'd almost surely lose a job)
#139 to #133 - cherubium (08/06/2014) [-]
That case made the rape definition even more detailed.
#134 to #133 - gabemczombie (08/06/2014) [-]
Honestly i heard about it from my mom.   
So i could, by all means, be wrong.
Honestly i heard about it from my mom.
So i could, by all means, be wrong.
User avatar #108 to #86 - bestfoxgirl (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, muslims who come to western countries are very friendly indeed

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnJBW49afzg
User avatar #113 to #108 - Conquistador (08/06/2014) [-]
You again?
#159 to #86 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
My aunt lives there, even she said that the immigrants made it a ******** .
User avatar #165 to #159 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
The vast majority of the Muslims who come her come here because they want to escape from the extremist groups in the Middle East such as ISIS. I know several people who immigrated here when they were very you and they're really nice people. They don't want **** to do with ISIS and other extremist organisations, they probably hate them even more than you do.

And for the record **** you schnizel you uneducated ignorant cunt! I'm not going to block you because I'm not as big of a coward as you are.
#169 to #165 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
>The vast majority of the Muslims who come her come here because they want to escape from the extremist groups in the Middle East such as ISIS.
Nope, they come there for free **** and welfare, and of course they are going to be nice when you give them free money.
> I know several people who immigrated here when they were very you and they're really nice people.
Romans knew several goths that were nice.
>They don't want **** to do with ISIS and other extremist organisations, they probably hate them even more than you do.
Lel, around 70% of muslims in the Netherlands support the global chalifate, almost all muslims in Sweden support sharia law for muslims and most of those want to install sharia as the law there.
>And for the record **** you schnizel you uneducated ignorant cunt! I'm not going to block you because I'm not as big of a coward as you are.
ad shigdy higdy
User avatar #176 to #169 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
There's no use arguing with you because you're an uneducated idiot who won't listen to reason.

Racists in Sweden has caused far more problems for Sweden than immigrants have.
#189 to #176 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #187 to #176 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
>There's no use arguing with you because you're an uneducated idiot who won't listen to reason.
Said the Swede who imports millions of immigrants into his country and lets them **** him in the but.
>Racists in Sweden has caused far more problems for Sweden than immigrants have.
Nope, leftists have.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1MYMVfyHi0
User avatar #193 to #187 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
Far left people are closer to the far right than they are to the moderate left.
Socialism isn't the issue, extremism is.
User avatar #195 to #193 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Leftists have also caused amost terrorist acts in the world, then muslims and after them reightwingers. Also, "rightwing" crimes in Sweden are small compared to the coalition of retards.
User avatar #194 to #193 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
>Far left people are closer to the far right than they are to the moderate left.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Left is left, violent or moderate. They share similar goals and ambitions and not all are ready to fight for them.
>Socialism isn't the issue
Yes it is, as well as your welfare state.
>extremism
Dumbass, almost all people on this planet are willing to fight for their beliefs.
User avatar #198 to #194 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
far left = violent and hates everything
far right = violent and hates everything

The far left is to the moderate left what WBC and the KKK are to moderate Christians.
User avatar #199 to #198 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
HAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Left=Stand for leftists and their ambitions
Right=Stand for rightwingers and their ambitions
Or you could generalise even more
Violent and hates everything=People that are violent and hate everything.
****** , other blacks killed more blacks in 6 months than KKK has done in its entire exsistance.
User avatar #202 to #199 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
There are few groups the moderate left hate as much as the radical left and there are few groups the moderate right hat as much as the radical right.
Seriously the left party has distanced themselves from their own youth party because the youth party became too radical and too far left.
User avatar #204 to #202 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
And the only rightwingers I see over there is SD, and they are "moderate".
User avatar #208 to #204 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
You think calling people whores and walking around the capital with iron bars is moderate?
There's also Svenskarnas parti (party of the Swedes) who are violent neo-nazis.
#212 to #208 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
>muh feelings
User avatar #211 to #208 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
>You think calling people whores and walking around the capital with iron bars is moderate?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
>There's also Svenskarnas parti (party of the Swedes) who are violent neo-nazis.
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
User avatar #214 to #211 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
Why are you laughing.
In 2010 three of the top candidates from SD were caught on tape harassing a drunk man, saying racist and sexist slurs to people, and walking around with iron bars.
sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4rnr%C3%B6rsskandalen

And yes, Svenskarnas parti are laughable idiots.
User avatar #215 to #214 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
>caught on tape harassing a drunk ma
Why and where?
>saying racist and sexist slurs to people
Oh no, people call transexuals degenerates and call people from Pakistan pakis, oh no, the horror. It's the SAME as all those crimes the leftists and the immigrants have done.
User avatar #217 to #216 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh no!
He called people with bad words and they use weapons to defend themselves from immigrants and leftists.
User avatar #233 to #217 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
Our native population is Sami btw.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sami_people
#234 to #233 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
No, it's the I2 haplogroup Nordics who were there from the Paleolith age and the Sami came later on with the migrations of arounnd 3500BC.
User avatar #230 to #217 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
You're a pathetic piece of **** and you seem to know nothing about society and your view of Sweden is a false one.
You think these dumb **** cowards known as SD are some heroes when they don't even know basic math. Their proposed budget is laughable and even worse than Feministiskt initiativ's one.

I've lived here my whole life and I know my country way better than you do. You only see the occasional problems and bring them up as if they're a huge deal when in fact they're not. Immigrants are not a problem in Sweden, uneducated ********* like you are.
I'm done arguing with you now. You're so blind with stupidity that you think attacking a drunk man and calling someone a whore is acceptable behaviour for a politician.When WW3 comes I hope you're at the front line. We need another big war to get rid of all the ******* extremists (left, right, and religious ones).
#232 to #230 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
> flyingvivo confirmed for autism
Occasional problems are the shrinking Swedish native population and the rape to your women. I hope there is a WW3, and if there is one then I will be there just for you.
User avatar #227 to #217 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
The gif shows two members of Svenkarnas parti (SvP) attacking someone and then getting arrested by police during a neo-nazi demonstration.
User avatar #229 to #227 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Also, he took it from a woman, they wanted to get it back and he was running away from them.
User avatar #228 to #227 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
No, actually, the guy has stolen their flag and was a leftist you blind **** .
Swedes confirmed for brainwashed.
User avatar #226 to #225 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
>Post same video again
>Just because they weren't attacked THAT DAY MEANS that they are always safe
>Implying they don't have to fight for their lives, safety and freedom every day to keep their nation their own

Logic, you have none.
User avatar #221 to #217 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
Lol do you even know what that gif is about?
User avatar #224 to #221 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
I have a ton of gifs and videos from leftists, do you want me to post them?
User avatar #223 to #221 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Also, you have just been rekt.
User avatar #222 to #221 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
A leftist took a Swedish flag from a proud patriot.
User avatar #218 to #217 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
They weren't defending themselves from anyone, they were provoking and harassing people in central Stockholm.
I usually don't mind "bad words" but if you're running for the Swedish equivalent of Congress then you shouldn't call people whores and ****** lovers.
User avatar #220 to #218 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Also, immigrants even form areas of Malmo where even the police are afraid to go. I wonder why they go in areas that are full of natives but are afraid to go to immigrant population centers, hmmmm?
The SD protect themselves from immigrants and leftists from any way they can, and when they are attacked, they fight back.
#219 to #218 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
&gt;They weren't defending themselves from anyone, they were provoking and harassing people in central Stockholm.    
TOP 			*******		 LEL   
&gt;I usually don't mind &quot;bad words&quot; but if you're running for the Swedish equivalent of Congress then you shouldn't call people whores and 			******		 lovers.   
Oh no, they hurt peoples feelings!
>They weren't defending themselves from anyone, they were provoking and harassing people in central Stockholm.
TOP ******* LEL
>I usually don't mind "bad words" but if you're running for the Swedish equivalent of Congress then you shouldn't call people whores and ****** lovers.
Oh no, they hurt peoples feelings!
User avatar #203 to #202 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
>generalising
>damage control
****** , leftists and immigrants are still leading in their terror and criminal acts and they make the "rightwing" extremists look small.
Romania has some bad roads and Germany has some bad roads, therefor they are all the same in quality and lenght, right?
>Seriously the left party has distanced themselves from their own youth party because the youth party became too radical and too far left.
Oh no, their party said that they are bad! They are going to do nothing about it, eh?
User avatar #166 to #165 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
very *young and
#85 to #68 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
#239 - dangerface (08/08/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure every Army has these Stories about the United States Armed Forces. It is the story about the Submarine I heard about a united maneuver of NATO-Troops where germans claimed to be the Submarine trolling the carrier. Or the classic lighthouse-joke.

User avatar #97 - beerbeerbeer (08/06/2014) [-]
Sweden mentioned, swell with köttbullar.

No, but this comic made me think of how Polish military violated Swedish airspace this summer. That could become a fun polanball comic.
User avatar #99 to #97 - flyingvivo (08/06/2014) [-]
They did? I only heard about the US violating Swedish airspace.
#101 to #99 - beerbeerbeer (08/06/2014) [-]
Was on the news this morning, happened around midsummer. I guess Poland wanted to bomb the **** out of the Thai berrypicker slaves that take all their work.
#143 to #101 - icanmakeyourbedroc (08/06/2014) [-]
Norwegian guy breaking in:
The Polish are still the majority of immigrant workers in Norway. the Baltics have started to come take the work from the Polish (in Norway), so the Polish have started to work their way up in the system, starting their own companies and **** .
User avatar #83 - zackyr (08/06/2014) [-]
As a swede with some experience with the armed forces, I can tell you that there is more to the first story. Apparently the pilot of the JA 37 Viggen, as the fighter jet is called, received a blank congratulations card to his house. The card had no message exempt for a pre-written template "Congratulations!".
User avatar #37 to #28 - arziben (08/06/2014) [-]
that's neat
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