I don't see why America has a problem. . Hey dear, do you think we' ll ever get married too? We' re brothers, retard.. I was bored.
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#2 - anonimperiumreturn (07/23/2014) [-]
I was bored.
#58 to #2 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
OAHAHAHAHAHA

you are so "funny"
#32 to #2 - shitforluck (07/24/2014) [-]
No circle tools
#148 to #2 - lellone (07/24/2014) [-]
the homo was so strong the sunglasses disappeared
#112 to #2 - iviking (07/24/2014) [-]
Well done
Well done
#15 to #2 - newerhinji (07/24/2014) [-]
Good work!
Good work!
#3 - thatuglynat (07/23/2014) [-]
my body is ready, America
my body is ready, America
#139 to #3 - epicactual (07/24/2014) [-]
Its ok, we're more comfortable with you on top
#85 - lazaman (07/24/2014) [-]
On the topic of Canada, how do you guys 			*******		 make such violent and obnoxious feminists.   
Like really, that one red haired chick is Canadian, and there are tons of other examples of here in canada.   
   
Your places like British Columbia are full of the stereotypical overly polite, and "eh" saying Canadian, but then you get into places like Ottawa, and Toronto in Ontario, and you see these foaming at the mouth feminists, its just odd.
On the topic of Canada, how do you guys ******* make such violent and obnoxious feminists.
Like really, that one red haired chick is Canadian, and there are tons of other examples of here in canada.

Your places like British Columbia are full of the stereotypical overly polite, and "eh" saying Canadian, but then you get into places like Ottawa, and Toronto in Ontario, and you see these foaming at the mouth feminists, its just odd.
User avatar #150 to #85 - thefifthdoctor ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I live in ottawa, i havent seen any
User avatar #151 to #150 - spanishninja ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
protip: get out of your house sometimes
User avatar #152 to #151 - thefifthdoctor ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Theres a world outside of my house?
#166 to #85 - anon (11/15/2014) [-]
Its not just canadians, violent feminists are popping up in very country that has had a long time of prosperity and peace.

Read about r/K selction theory.
User avatar #89 to #85 - medewu ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Its the Mixture of being too close to America habits travel all over.
User avatar #117 to #89 - Conquistador (07/24/2014) [-]
>Implying Canadians haven't been thinking they're better than the US and everyone else because they think they're some left wing utopia.
#147 to #117 - malusdark (07/24/2014) [-]
Wait, we aren't?
User avatar #153 to #147 - Conquistador (07/24/2014) [-]
Never were.
#158 to #153 - malusdark (07/25/2014) [-]
Considering how I see Americans treat people when they come up to Dawson Creek to travel the Alaska highway they act like some pretty high and mighty ***** I would think that the people that act more modest are better.
User avatar #159 to #158 - Conquistador (07/25/2014) [-]
Really? The same could be said about the Canadians who travel to NY and various other popular vacation spots. Not to mention the hordes of jingoistic canadians on FJ who spam Canadian flags bragging about "muh helthcayr" and thumbing down anybody who questions them when they say they're better than everyone saying they're the moral compass of the world while spamming "sorry" memes as half assed attempts to back what they say.

If being liberal lunatics meant superiority, then Sweden must be waaaaay ahead of you.
#161 to #159 - malusdark (07/26/2014) [-]
Don't know the ones you have met, but you're welcome to come up here and we'll be happy to change how you view us. Yes we do spam the "sorry" memes the same can be said for every other country that has something different about them. what's wrong with being a liberal, yes they do have some retarded views but don't all parties that try to get into power. Oh I don't doubt that they are since Sweden is a heel of a place wouldn't mind moving there, would recommend you visit it.
#162 to #161 - Conquistador (07/27/2014) [-]
Some Canadians are alright and don't act like the nationalistic lunatics most FJ Canadians are. The memes on the other hard, are quite annoying. Same with the "merica" ******** . I just think it's very idiotic and childish to get +100 thumbs just for spewing "sorry" over and over.

As for Sweden, this pic is pretty much how most people see them now.
#163 to #162 - malusdark (07/27/2014) [-]
I do agree that we have a few on here but at the same time you can't have good without the bad, the same can be said about any group of people from a different country. Yeah that picture works quite well. how about we end this with we both have our views of people on funnyjunk, it's getting kinda old xD.
User avatar #142 to #85 - clavatninenine (07/24/2014) [-]
because they are told they are right and are made to feel like special snowflakes because of universal free healthcare.
#125 to #85 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
From my experience, it's really the cities. I've lived in Ontario my whole life, and the bigger cities like Toronto, Ottawa, Mississauga and Hamilton tend to have more rude people. Once you get away from the cities into the rural areas and smaller towns/cities, people tend to be nicer. I think that's typical of most places, but yeah! Ontario is not all bad, I love it here. Even in my stinky old city of Hamilton.
User avatar #116 to #85 - anonimperiumreturn (07/24/2014) [-]
Once a year Canadians hold a ritual in which they transfer all their hatred and violence into a newborn child so that they can remain in their "hyperpolitius" state. These newborns are often exiled by the polite population.
User avatar #121 to #116 - lazaman (07/24/2014) [-]
Sounds legit.
#4 - dutchfag ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
nothing wrong with some brotherly love
User avatar #145 to #111 - ayumu (07/24/2014) [-]
America is not Canada's shorts, Canada is America's hat!
User avatar #155 to #145 - dutchfag ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
do you have a funny picture to prove it?
DIDNT THINK SO
User avatar #157 to #156 - dutchfag ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
well played
User avatar #35 - lorppanaattori (07/24/2014) [-]
Finland is a golddigger. Only reason we love Estonia is because alcohol is multiple times cheaper there and the ferry is only 25€. Parnu is a pretty sweet place tho!
User avatar #108 to #35 - rahakas (07/24/2014) [-]
true dat
#94 to #35 - rudebrat (07/24/2014) [-]
This man   
He understands
This man
He understands
#31 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
You know what's really weird? I am german and here, in germany, no girl really shows interest in me at all, but whenever I go to france girls are 			*******		 chasing me everywhere. I constantly get approached by them and complimented. I wish I was born in france.   
   
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You know what's really weird? I am german and here, in germany, no girl really shows interest in me at all, but whenever I go to france girls are ******* chasing me everywhere. I constantly get approached by them and complimented. I wish I was born in france.

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#124 to #31 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Pickpocketing french-skanks are usual. Just saying.
You're probably handsome as **** too though...
#141 to #31 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Being a foreigner makes you interesting, come to Canada chicks will dig you here too - I had some fun in Germany too haha
User avatar #52 to #31 - womo (07/24/2014) [-]
But if you were born in France surely they wouldn't give a **** .
User avatar #48 to #31 - easternigguh (07/24/2014) [-]
Gold Diggers m8
User avatar #61 to #31 - mathmanchris (07/24/2014) [-]
Das ist echt merkwürdig, die meisten Französinnen die ich kenne, sind doch eher anspruchsvoller als deutsche Mädels. Nimm dir ruhig 'ne Französin, die sind super =)
#70 to #61 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Aber ich hasse frankreich
User avatar #71 to #70 - mathmanchris (07/24/2014) [-]
Warum?
#72 to #71 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Die Sprache alleine reicht schon. Und die meisten Menschen sind tatsächlich ziemlich unhygienisch also..
User avatar #73 to #72 - mathmanchris (07/24/2014) [-]
Unhygienisch? Wie kommst du darauf? Ich kenne wahrscheinlich deutlich mehr Franzosen als du, aber unhygienisch ist keiner von denen.
Die Sprache, ja gut, da tun sich viele Deutsche schwer mit, aber du willst mir doch nicht erklären, daß du Franzosen und Frankreich "hasst", weil du zu doof für die Sprache bist, oder?
#82 to #73 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Warum glaubst du, dass es um das Verstehen der Sprache geht?
Mir gefällt der Klang der Sprache einfach nicht. Wird ihm wahrscheinlich ähnlich gehn.
#92 to #82 - mathmanchris (07/24/2014) [-]
> Aber ich hasse frankreich
> Warum?
> Die Sprache alleine reicht schon.

Warum hasst man eine Nation und seine Bewohner nur weil einem die Sprache misfällt? Das ist schon seine Sache, weil unbestreitbare Meinung, aber deswegen ca 60 Millionen Menschen hassen? Wie dumm ist das denn, bitte?

Zum Thema Hygiene, siehe Bild. 1110 Liter Wasser zum Duschen/Baden pro Woche und Person in Frankreich und Deutschland. Mal gehört und blöd nachgeplappert.
#93 to #92 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Ich bin btw nicht der anon. Also kann ich deine Fragen leider nicht beantworten.
User avatar #100 to #93 - mathmanchris (07/24/2014) [-]
Hatte ich nicht angnommen. Wie auch immer, schönen Abend.
#102 to #100 - draaaaiven ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Dir auch einen schönen Abend noch.
User avatar #56 to #31 - trapjesus (07/24/2014) [-]
probably because french ppl dont shower and u smell like a god damn rose to them
User avatar #65 to #31 - Maroon (07/24/2014) [-]
Then the French girls would ignore you.
#99 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
dat finland x estonia tho
User avatar #1 - huszti (07/23/2014) [-]
as a German, all this love stuff between Germany and France makes me throw up a little every time. yeah i know Germany and France are pretty close politically
User avatar #5 to #1 - traelos (07/24/2014) [-]
**** that noise man. You guys should take back Alsace-Lorraine! France isn't even NATO, no allied powers to stop you this time!
#9 to #5 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
you just went full retard there trails France is part of NATO....
User avatar #10 to #9 - traelos (07/24/2014) [-]
Didn't they leave in the 70's?
#11 to #10 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
only for a brief period of time because of De Gaule since he hated America
#44 to #11 - gerfox (07/24/2014) [-]
He didn't hate America, he just wanted France (and the EU as its puppet) to be a third superpower between the US and Russia. He was on friendlier terms with Roosevelt than Churchill during the war for instance.
#12 to #11 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
in 1966
#14 to #1 - viralkamina ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
agree. I am german and i don't really like france
User avatar #8 to #1 - jiichei (07/24/2014) [-]
same for me with finns <3 estonians. ****** just not entirely true. or rather, you can't just explain our relationship like that.
User avatar #24 to #8 - boneblast (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah its more of a cheap beer/tourism based relationship.
#38 to #24 - jiichei (07/24/2014) [-]
yeah, exactly. and now even that relationship is gonna decrease thanks to taxes and that sorta of thing.
#6 to #1 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Youre Hungarian, retard
User avatar #37 to #1 - noisia (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't think the German people like French people, just the governments really.

I was playing league of legends the other day, and the match host asked where I came from. I said UK.
He did the same to someone else, who replied that they were French. He then immediately kicked him. I lol'd.

Probably for the best. They'd have just surrendered anyway.
User avatar #42 to #37 - listerthepessimist (07/24/2014) [-]
france has terrible internet, it was probably for the lag
User avatar #41 to #1 - listerthepessimist (07/24/2014) [-]
it's you who keeps going round their house with your 'advances'
User avatar #43 to #41 - huszti (07/24/2014) [-]
1. it's the politicians being friendly towards france/french people
2. no german likes the french
3. the only thing we want to advance are our tanks.
User avatar #47 to #43 - listerthepessimist (07/24/2014) [-]
and I thought Germans having no sense of humour was a huge misconception
User avatar #49 to #47 - huszti (07/24/2014) [-]
maybe your joke just sucked arse
User avatar #55 to #49 - listerthepessimist (07/24/2014) [-]
maybe it did, and you made the same joke on point 3
User avatar #45 - wthree (07/24/2014) [-]
Why is Estonia always looking so ******* hot.
User avatar #67 to #45 - deathweaver (07/24/2014) [-]
invade estonia
#66 to #45 - duvallwhitey ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
u ok?
#46 to #45 - neoshock (07/24/2014) [-]
How do you find a ball hot

HOW

XPLAIN
#51 to #46 - thesecretbear (07/24/2014) [-]
Clay is just so erotic man
User avatar #80 to #46 - angelious ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
i think its the bowtie
#76 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Canada mentioned, swell with high taxes
User avatar #140 to #101 - chrisel (07/24/2014) [-]
No homo.
#68 - ryles (07/24/2014) [-]
Canada mentioned, swell with syrup
#164 to #68 - anon (08/13/2014) [-]
I'm not Canadian (actually Danish), but gif fits
User avatar #57 - hackmon (07/24/2014) [-]
this one is actually funny
#50 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, they are both England's kids.
#87 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Dude I'd be down for a North American federation any day of the week. Shame that it won't happen in our lifetime.
User avatar #131 to #87 - IamWhoIam (07/24/2014) [-]
Does this federation include all of North America or just the US and Canada?
#110 - chiefbonebiter (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm sorry but shouldn't Finland be the girl there? She even looks like she's a woman in dress
User avatar #146 to #110 - Mortuus (07/24/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #154 to #110 - bouazizforever (07/24/2014) [-]
Found the estonian
#160 to #110 - chiefbonebiter (07/25/2014) [-]
See it yet? It's even called "Suomineito" (Maiden of Finland)
User avatar #122 to #110 - machomustachio (07/24/2014) [-]
I see a man with stubs for arms trying to run from a box cart.
User avatar #138 to #122 - swagfagit (07/24/2014) [-]
or big brother admin with that big dick he is swingin around
#18 - buttholee (07/24/2014) [-]
Canada mentioned. Swell with healthcare and syrup
Canada mentioned. Swell with healthcare and syrup
#105 - gabrijelsmommy (07/24/2014) [-]
Wincest
#81 - cornflakekiller (07/24/2014) [-]
Why is Germany marrying France and not Austria ?
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