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#4 - holler
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(05/20/2013) [-]
.
#81 to #4 - anon
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(05/21/2013) [-]
you forgot the dinosaurs
#77 to #4 - breakfastlunch
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(05/21/2013) [-]
So Noah, is, like, the most badass Pokemon trainer ever.
#31 to #4 - fallenoffacliff
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(05/20/2013) [-]
The red period........
#37 to #4 - waaw
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Fourteen times for the kosher ones.
#6 - psykobear
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(05/20/2013) [-]
But the Water Pokemon would have been fine...
#108 to #6 - hoverin
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(05/21/2013) [-]
By that time, the Fire Pokemon attacked and everything changed as the Water Pokemon were eradicated.
#110 to #108 - psykobear
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(05/21/2013) [-]
#23 to #6 - lostboa
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(05/20/2013) [-]
They survived, but they all live in the unexplorable depths of the oceans.
#69 to #23 - psykobear
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(05/21/2013) [-]
#52 to #6 - IcRetoast
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(05/20/2013) [-]
...not since the accident.
#8 to #6 - weinerdick
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(05/20/2013) [-]
unless they were smashed into **** from the massive flood
#67 to #8 - psykobear
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(05/21/2013) [-]
The flood was caused by a rain, and wouldn't all come at once.
#9 to #8 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Then what about the flying type pokémon?
#10 to #9 - weinerdick
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(05/20/2013) [-]
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
they were all... sleeping?
#11 to #10 - amuzen ONLINE
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(05/20/2013) [-]
What about the ghost pokemon that don't need to eat breath or sleep?
#12 to #11 - weinerdick
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(05/20/2013) [-]
They're all in the bottom of the deepest well in the world, under the ocean
#20 to #12 - baaltomekk
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(05/20/2013) [-]
No. It was a flood of holy water and they got purified
#21 to #20 - weinerdick
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(05/20/2013) [-]
come to think of it, god caused it, so it makes sense that it would be holy
#104 to #9 - clockworkmage
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(05/21/2013) [-]
They have to land.
#14 to #6 - yunonomynameeh [OP]
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I like how you're trying to find some logical and realistic reasons why this couldn't be true -but I don't think you need to disprove anything here.
I like how you're trying to find some logical and realistic reasons why this couldn't be true -but I don't think you need to disprove anything here.
#68 to #14 - psykobear
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Yeah...
I'm fighting fire with fire a bit.
#109 to #68 - anon
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(05/21/2013) [-]
more like fire with fire/fighting
#111 to #109 - psykobear
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(05/21/2013) [-]
#34 - missrainbowdash
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(05/20/2013) [-]
#53 to #34 - aclopolipise
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(05/20/2013) [-]
And the bears, oh my!
#76 to #53 - yunonomynameeh [OP]
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(05/21/2013) [-]
I honestly tried fitting the bears into that bubble.... I couldn't make it even/centered enough and my OCD told me to go **** myself.
#1 - danielhargadine
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Everybody aboard the Noah's Arceus.
#5 to #1 - tacogrenade
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(05/20/2013) [-]
*roll Dubz* Did i do it..
#62 to #1 - bluslenderman
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(05/21/2013) [-]
**bluslenderman rolls 25**
#91 to #1 - apollyonyagami
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(05/21/2013) [-]
**apollyonyagami rolls 79**
#92 to #91 - apollyonyagami
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(05/21/2013) [-]
im a disgrace to the clan...
#24 - urinalofjustice
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I get it now! Noah had to save the animals from Archie and Team Aqua!
#65 to #24 - jakerszzzz
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Cthulu = Kyogre o.o
#72 to #65 - anon
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(05/21/2013) [-]
I think it would be tangela...
#49 to #24 - dedaluminus
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I don't know what you've heard, but I've NEVER worked with Team Aqua.
#36 - navywannabe
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I dont' think a biblical figure would say "and ****".
#47 to #36 - dedaluminus
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(05/20/2013) [-]
People cursed just as much back then. I'd be willing to bet they even cursed more, what with the floods and the cities exploding and the wives turning into pillars of salt and the firstborns getting killed
#38 to #36 - yunonomynameeh [OP]
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I don't think a biblical figure would be talking to a Pokemon either, let's just stretch the truth a little shall we?
#41 to #38 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Ok we could state the extreamly obvious...but a thumbs up for you good sir.
#55 - thesnozeberries
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(05/21/2013) [-]
At my local pizza place me and my friend invented a pizza that's on their menu now we ordered a pizza with every meat topping they had. its called the inverted half Noah's arc, instead of saving 2 of every animal we slaughter one of every animal.

tl;dr i love animals, they're so tasty...
#28 - tredbear
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(05/20/2013) [-]
but pokemon are fiction, along with digimon, bakugon, yugiyo, ect. so your argument is invalid.
#29 to #28 - slugnugget
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(05/20/2013) [-]
implying that the story of Noah's Ark isnt?
#73 to #29 - spidahridah
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(05/21/2013) [-]
Why the **** is this thumbed down? Are you actually saying some people BELIEVE in the Noah's Ark story? Holy **** man.
#79 to #73 - hammarhead
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(05/21/2013) [-]
they're all getting thumbed down for discussing religion.
#83 to #79 - spidahridah
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(05/21/2013) [-]
I have nothing against religion, nor Christians. But I highly doubted Christians in the 21st century still believed in ******* Noah's Ark..
#30 to #29 - tredbear
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(05/20/2013) [-]
noah's ark was fictional too, religion is a joke
#32 to #30 - slugnugget
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(05/20/2013) [-]
so is this post. dont take it literally.
#33 to #32 - tredbear
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(05/20/2013) [-]
#35 to #33 - Sethorein ONLINE
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(05/20/2013) [-]
are you new here?
#27 - ainsley
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Goddammit Noah, the lions and horses are literally right behind you. Get your **** together.
#80 - Yojimbo
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(05/21/2013) [-]
I'm still trying to wrap my head around how Slowpoke was the first Pokemon at the Ark in the first place
I'm still trying to wrap my head around how Slowpoke was the first Pokemon at the Ark in the first place
#96 to #80 - vatra
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(05/21/2013) [-]
They built the ark on top of slowpoke's house, he wasn't even aware it was being built until Noah told him to get the other pokemon.