Yep. To bad they were not real. Cod will always be that gay who could have made Pokemon real. instead was all fike, nah man, malaria. To me But 1, atemt, err: M Pokemon
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#1 - swampert
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(07/27/2012) [-]
I think the human race and most other species would be dead as **** with pokemon roaming around.
#2 to #1 - KungFuZerO
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(07/27/2012) [-]
says swampert...
#8 to #2 - swampert
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Swampert is a stone cold bamf. He will murder your family with a smile on his face
#3 to #2 - swampert
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Hell to the yeah just having pokemon doesn't give us any method of reality warping containment like the pokeball. Also at least some of the pokemon are clearly pretty savage, look at Gyarados, Sharpedo, Tyranitar, Cacturne, Charizard, Magcargo. Hell most of them have the easy capacity to be lethal. And wait until legendarys are considered...
#4 to #3 - fukkentyranitar
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(07/27/2012) [-]
Hes right y'know
#5 to #4 - swampert
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(07/27/2012) [-]
**** yeah we got two of my 5 favorite pokemon representing right here
#9 to #3 - KungFuZerO
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(07/27/2012) [-]
I dont know why you think that OP meant that if pokemon we real, they would act as if they were real animals and we wouldnt have the technology to contain them

in fact, i am pretty positive that by "real," OP meant that pokemon would act like they do in the show, like not murdering people, and that we would have pokeballs and such
#10 to #9 - swampert
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(07/27/2012) [-]
I suppose but even with containment there would be tons of casualties. There were still ones in the show that were quite savage, and you don't need to be actively dangerous to still cause assloads of collateral damage. Most of the pokedex lore is talking about how world endingly deadly various pokes are after all
#11 to #10 - KungFuZerO
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(07/27/2012) [-]
#12 to #11 - swampert
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Thats pretty ****** funny. I'll have to use that image occasionally
#108 to #3 - ararat
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(07/28/2012) [-]
all i have to say is,
**** Zubats.
#116 to #108 - swampert
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Yeah but consider Golbat it is a 5 foot tall 120+ pound bat that drinks it's weight in blood every night. Thats some ****** up ****
#47 to #3 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
way to leave out the biggest BAMF of all....************* Aggron
#48 to #47 - swampert
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Yeah but in actual lore aggron isn't quite as impressive overall. He is ******* awesome though
#45 to #3 - zraxx
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Before pokeballs were invented only a handful of people could train Pokemon, they would make an emotional connection and just like some "savage" animals today people train them.
#46 - pineapplepeople
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Well if the infinite universe theory is correct, he did make a universe with pokemon. He just decided you weren't worthy to live there.
#49 to #46 - goll ONLINE
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(07/28/2012) [-]
infinite universe is ******** innumerable universe on the other hand is plausible
#56 to #49 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence
#58 to #56 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Absence of your mom is proof of your mom on my dick.
Absence of your mom is proof of your mom on my dick.
#59 to #58 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Damn........I have been bested. Good night to you sir.
#60 to #59 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
I love how you're a good sport about it.
#50 to #49 - pineapplepeople
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(07/28/2012) [-]
There is no proof (as mfar as I know) in favor of either.
#51 to #50 - pineapplepeople
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(07/28/2012) [-]
*far
#53 to #51 - goll ONLINE
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(07/28/2012) [-]
no proof is why i said plausible, infinite is impossible though
#55 to #53 - pineapplepeople
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Why? If the multiverse is 10-dimensional as many physicists believe, then every possible and impossible unverse would sit in a single "point" in that dimension.
#100 to #46 - drosenblum
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(07/28/2012) [-]
If the infinite universe theory is correct, then there is a universe with Pokemon, and I do live there.
#52 to #46 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Your post saddens me..........
#54 to #52 - pineapplepeople
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Well, there would also be an infinite number of universes where "you" are a pokemon master.
#101 to #54 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE
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(07/28/2012) [-]
And one where I am a prostitute that ***** little boys for money. That saddens me even more.
#7 - Vandeekree ONLINE
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(07/27/2012) [-]
You only say that because you imagine yourself as Ash or Red or any of the main characters, but there's a reason why they win so often. Why you go through so many fields of sad trainers standing with a single rattita who get surprised when u beat them. Those are the average joes, the norm. Not the elite trainers who make it to the elite 4. What have you done in this life? Gained riches? Became the elite of anything? No. You will...most of us will just be the little trainer with his rattita telling ourselves our rattita is in the top percentile of rattita but only the few, the driven, and the lucky ever taste the slowpoke tail my friend. Wish all you like, nothing would change.
#70 to #7 - xuberpwnagex
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(07/28/2012) [-]
They suck because they put no effort in. You travel across the country on foot, never resting and constantly training while they wait there with a few pokemon and massive egos. The guy who runs a marathon places much better than the guy who stands at the starting line.
#110 to #7 - ararat
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(07/28/2012) [-]
only the few, the driven, and the lucky ever taste the slowpoke tail

slowbro is a slowpoke with a shellder biting on its tail. wat.
#29 to #7 - zehutit
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(07/28/2012) [-]
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#39 to #7 - ranchochupacabra
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(07/28/2012) [-]
;[
#44 to #7 - zraxx
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(07/28/2012) [-]
JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM? I am the man who shall raise his Rattata to the extremes, I am the man who shall break the heavens. I WILL be the very best. I AM JOEY
#16 to #7 - thatsnumberwang ONLINE
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(07/28/2012) [-]
I think you just crushed part of my soul
I think you just crushed part of my soul
#82 - pulu
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(07/28/2012) [-]
**pulu rolls 79**
#83 to #82 - pulu
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(07/28/2012) [-]
''It's not very effective''
#84 to #83 - paras
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#85 to #84 - paras
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(07/28/2012) [-]
**paras rolls 33**
#95 to #85 - jeej
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(07/28/2012) [-]
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#88 to #85 - superkewlguy
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(07/28/2012) [-]
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#73 - blakjack
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#90 to #73 - tmark
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(07/28/2012) [-]
made me laugh more than the content. awesome.
#113 to #73 - champaigne
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(07/28/2012) [-]
#19 - jokeface
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(07/28/2012) [-]
God? no sir, for Pokemon to be real you must believe in evolution.
#21 to #19 - murpmurp ONLINE
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(07/28/2012) [-]
entei? a metal tiger monster that uses magic and ****? **** you i havent watched pokemon in a while AND ZAPDOS, HES A ******* LIGHTNING BIRD. I DOUBT THAT EVOLUTION CAN MAKE A LIGHTNING BIRD.
#22 to #21 - jokeface
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(07/28/2012) [-]
you completely missed the joke
#117 to #22 - murpmurp ONLINE
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(07/28/2012) [-]
i feel really stupid now that i know you were joking. no sure if pic related.
i feel really stupid now that i know you were joking. no sure if pic related.
#30 to #19 - mikeymanboy
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(07/28/2012) [-]
It's a joke, so don't bust my balls.
#32 to #30 - jokeface
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(07/28/2012) [-]
mine was a joke too
#33 to #32 - mikeymanboy
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(07/28/2012) [-]
I know, that's why I thumbed it back up.   
Have my spankin' new original .gif as token of friendship.
I know, that's why I thumbed it back up.
Have my spankin' new original .gif as token of friendship.
#34 to #33 - jokeface
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(07/28/2012) [-]
why thank you my good man :)
#65 - cocksmash
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(07/28/2012) [-]
There is no god
#74 to #65 - biggieboy
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#89 to #74 - redthumb
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#91 to #89 - biggieboy
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#77 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
So you want God to have made animals with super powers that we force to fight until one of them is knocked unconscious? Well there's a real life version of that, it's called dog fighting, and it's illegal, as pokemon battles would be in real life. In fact most would likely be hunted to extinction because they're so dangerous or used by the military to fight wars. We would be lucky if we got to own meowths.
#92 to #77 - lordsothe
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(07/28/2012) [-]
**** morality. I want a Garchomp.
#81 to #77 - pulu
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Dogs don't have superpowers
#20 - dehymenator
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(07/28/2012) [-]
He did make pokemon.  They just are not called that.  They are called animals.  Do you know how ****** we would be if he made a mewtwo?
He did make pokemon. They just are not called that. They are called animals. Do you know how ****** we would be if he made a mewtwo?
#28 to #20 - anon
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Until I find a Salamander burning down forests, they are not Pokemon.
#36 to #20 - bommeraang
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(07/28/2012) [-]
Humans made mewtwo...
#31 - darklit
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