Xatu's Truth. Xatu's cool, mmmmkay?. 173: [III looooll smdsm dm
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#12 - fizzor (07/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #38 to #33 - kingron (07/04/2013) [-]
that half life 3 will come
User avatar #42 - semilunarknight ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
If Xatu can see the future why the **** does it attack me with my level 90's
#153 to #42 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
Because a real man doesn't back down from a fight, even though he knows h's going to lose.
#48 to #42 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
To help train your Pokemon, for if it avoids the fight, you will not be strong enough to save the world.
User avatar #49 to #48 - semilunarknight ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
Mind=Blown
User avatar #74 to #48 - dillard1 (07/04/2013) [-]
Since when do you save the world in Ruby?
#78 to #74 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
don't you stop team magma from removing the ocean? i thought that maybe a world without water couldn't support life but you know that's just me
#137 to #74 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
Start button.
Save game.
#53 - forgottenmyshorts (07/04/2013) [-]
Logically Xatu should be uncatchable as it could foresee a battle, which ball would be thrown and when in order to avoid it
#54 to #53 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
It may or may not avoid being caught, depending on the future it has foreseen, Xatu protects the world and will take whatever actions needed, to save the world.
User avatar #55 to #54 - forgottenmyshorts (07/04/2013) [-]
That sounded like it was straight out of a disaster movie trailer
User avatar #56 to #53 - warioteam (07/04/2013) [-]
It probably takes good concentration, and in a battle it probably is hard.
User avatar #102 to #53 - zorororonoa (07/04/2013) [-]
You can catch a ******* God in that game. Xatu is nothing.
#121 to #53 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
unless it became lonely and therefore wanted to be captured.
#129 to #53 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
Consider the following. It says it possesses the ability to foresee events so this means two things: He can see into the future however it cannot see into the whole future, it would see random events. To explain in simplified terms; we shall use A B and C, as parts in the time: It can see part C however it cannot see part A and part B. It could also be you can't change the fate so no matter what it would be captured if fate destined it.
#67 to #53 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
unless it wants to be caught or its able to forsee the future but not change it.
User avatar #63 to #53 - dapokekid (07/04/2013) [-]
Or maybe it knows it would like the trainer
#29 - kabuthefox (07/04/2013) [-]
ruby came out in 2003?....
damn i feel old
User avatar #59 to #29 - lucianolp (07/04/2013) [-]
My first was Emerald. Gen 3 is getting old...
#79 to #59 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
you kidding? gen three is old? try playing the original red or green, hell even yellow. those games are old. and if your not satisfied with that there's always pong.
User avatar #173 to #79 - lucianolp (07/05/2013) [-]
I'm not saying gens 1 and 2 aren't old. In fact, saying gen 3 is old says gens 1 and 2 are REALLY old.
User avatar #113 to #79 - suiker (07/04/2013) [-]
Pokémon yellow was the first game I played, but pokémon emerald was the first one I bought. Since I'm only 15, but I still feel old because I have perfect memory of everything
#58 - dashgamer (07/04/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it is less concerned about the devolution of culture than it is the thousand thousand possibilities for the future to become one of genocide.
I'm pretty sure it is less concerned about the devolution of culture than it is the thousand thousand possibilities for the future to become one of genocide.
#6 - ancientchaos (07/03/2013) [-]
Ive seen some ****
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#7 to #6 - ancientchaos (07/03/2013) [-]
And so has Treecko
User avatar #104 to #23 - ancientchaos (07/04/2013) [-]
Good job


I did that on complete accident lol
User avatar #11 to #7 - seniorawesomesauce (07/03/2013) [-]
He also resembles an enemy from a level in Pulseman, a game also made by Gamefreak in 1994 (before pokemon) and that would be the "Past" he sees, and the Trecko on his chest would be the "future".
#73 to #7 - socketization (07/04/2013) [-]
That lined up perfectly.
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#75 - Sneim (07/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #177 to #75 - scytherkris (07/06/2013) [-]
I don't get it, those Pokemon are great and can actually be extremely useful...
User avatar #81 to #75 - fukkenbisharp (07/04/2013) [-]
those are all cool pokemon
User avatar #85 to #81 - thebritishsonic (07/04/2013) [-]
Well one of them is.

ba dum tish
User avatar #174 to #81 - derpityhurr (07/05/2013) [-]
lol loser
User avatar #17 - nigstonarnold (07/04/2013) [-]
Whats wrong with Skyrim?
User avatar #115 to #17 - bowlerpipe (07/04/2013) [-]
Play Oblivion.
Then play Morrowind.
Then play Daggerfall.

You will know what is wrong with Skyrim.
User avatar #138 to #115 - popkornking (07/04/2013) [-]
Oh yeah of course go play Daggerfall he says, so much better than Skyrim he says, yeah I sure love running across a map legitimately the size of ******* Great Britain, that sounds like a wonderful ******* time, especially with all the brilliant and varied randomly generated terrain, all in near indecipherable graphics, mhm that sounds awesome.
User avatar #158 to #138 - srslyjakecease (07/04/2013) [-]
He may be wrong about daggerfall... but he's absolutely right about morrowind
(once you get mods to fix the broken as **** combat system... ill concede that that was terrible.)
User avatar #18 to #17 - Noah (07/04/2013) [-]
This a repost, when it was created the arrow to the knee jokes were being overused.
User avatar #19 to #18 - nigstonarnold (07/04/2013) [-]
Ohhh, yeah I used to not like those jokes so much either..

...but then I took an arrow to the knee.
+40
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User avatar #64 to #25 - lastofthedovakhiin (07/04/2013) [-]
He can't that easily if he's dunmer.
#45 to #19 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
IN THE KNEE*****'
**** YOU ********
#26 to #19 - tomthehippie (07/04/2013) [-]
I used to tell arrow to the knee jokes...

Then some ****** shot me in the knee with an arrow... do you have any clue how much that **** hurts?!
#34 to #26 - BoSvNCR (07/04/2013) [-]
I imagine its on par with the pain of reading that joke
User avatar #35 to #34 - hasinvadedyou (07/04/2013) [-]
Everyone knows "took an arrow to the knee" is just old Nord slang for getting married, and even if it doesn't.. thinking it does has calmed my jimmies when talking to guards.
#83 to #37 - logickid (07/04/2013) [-]
Wow that looks exactly like my cat.


**** .
User avatar #100 - katypower (07/04/2013) [-]
YOLO
You Oughta Look Out.
YOLO (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar)
#72 - weirddark (07/04/2013) [-]
Inside the head
#80 to #72 - clifford (07/04/2013) [-]
*******		 love that movie (and loved the book even more) heres a gif. of Pascow!
******* love that movie (and loved the book even more) heres a gif. of Pascow!
User avatar #98 to #80 - thesupervillian (07/04/2013) [-]
Im un-aware of what this is, may i know the name?
User avatar #103 to #98 - clifford (07/04/2013) [-]
Stephen Kings pet cemetery, both the book and movie were amazing to me!
#96 - floofy (07/04/2013) [-]
mfw call of duty just ***** out games nowadays and people just buy $10 gun camos.
User avatar #140 to #96 - popkornking (07/04/2013) [-]
The gun camos are like $2, and they aren't terrible games, just not really new, same goes with most franchises, they just aren't as mainstream.
#82 - clifford (07/04/2013) [-]
Natu was my first shiny, I got him in emerald, but then I traded him to my ds, forgot about him and sold all my ds games and all my gba pokemon games except for sapphire and leaf green, now I'm getting back into playing sapphire and miss him dearly, rest in peace you shiny totem pole looking ************ .
#146 - argonianmaidohonor (07/04/2013) [-]
Skyrim is not a bad thing!
What Xatu really sees is a jigglypuff being a dragon slayer
User avatar #148 to #146 - anthonyh (07/04/2013) [-]
He was referring to the "arrow to the knee" jokes
User avatar #151 to #148 - argonianmaidohonor (07/04/2013) [-]
Well they were funny in the beginning to be honest but thank you for letting me know.
#156 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
But can he foresee why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#108 - thebritishguy (07/04/2013) [-]
I like all of these things because they are just material to make jokes out of
#70 - goingtopuke (07/04/2013) [-]
im pretty sure this would have been funnier when the joke was more relevant
#116 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
Xatu confirms Half life 3
#123 to #116 - Rascal (07/04/2013) [-]
no he doesn't you ******** now stop this "helf lif 3 cumfered" **** and get over it
User avatar #130 to #123 - pwnagraphy (07/04/2013) [-]
why did you reply badly trying to thumbwhore your first post
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