Women. Protip for girls: Duckfacing, mutilating yourself, and over-the-top anything is not attractive. Less is more. Keep it simple. Minimalist.. what woman thi
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Protip for girls: Duckfacing, mutilating yourself, and over-the-top anything is not attractive.
Less is more. Keep it simple. Minimalist.

what woman think
they lack like
what women want to
look like
what women make
themseves lack like
...
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Submitted: 05/12/2013
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#146 - bubblesthefishlulz (05/13/2013) [-]
IM a woman and i believe this **** ! I`m so ******* sick of hearing my skinny friends say their fat!
User avatar #142 - saiyajinwarrior ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I dunno, Magikarp is pretty sexy.
#127 - fiddlestickers (05/13/2013) [-]
But, I like Jynx...
User avatar #104 - psykobear ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Stop making me want to play Pokemon, I have school work to do, dammit!
User avatar #90 - jettaelas (05/13/2013) [-]
Maybe they put on makeup for themselves, not you
#130 to #90 - trollmobile (05/13/2013) [-]
they still look like the joker.
#87 - laspussy (05/13/2013) [-]
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#147 to #87 - zombiesexsymbol (05/13/2013) [-]
I've seen enough 						******					 to know where this is going...
I've seen enough ****** to know where this is going...
User avatar #83 - seniorawesomesauce (05/13/2013) [-]
That's a pretty sexy magikarp...
User avatar #82 - darkjustifier (05/13/2013) [-]
Then some of them evolve...and that's the moment the periods start.
User avatar #80 - xjessicaxrabbitx (05/13/2013) [-]
Who doesn't want to look like magikarp?
#73 - snaresinger (05/13/2013) [-]
Fixed
User avatar #117 to #73 - thegamerslife ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Yours is better. :D
#72 - srskate (05/13/2013) [-]
I would **** this bitch like there is no tomorrow.
#69 - anonymous (05/13/2013) [-]
I like how a male on funnyjunk is acting like he has some influence on how women dress, or that his opinion even matters
#138 to #69 - rakuraimasuta (05/13/2013) [-]
Nobodys opinion matters thats why their called opinions
User avatar #97 to #69 - hardongo (05/13/2013) [-]
see? this is the kind of ****** comment that gives woman bad reputation in this site since you are obviously a girl
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User avatar #75 to #69 - snaresinger (05/13/2013) [-]
First off, he never acted like he had influence. Second off, why are you saying his opinion doesn't matter? Personally, I think everyone's opinion matters. What doesn't matter is assumptions and factual inaccuracies made by oversensitive, overbearing people. Go away please.
#85 to #75 - anonymous (05/13/2013) [-]
The description is definitely her attempting to influence people ( I looked at her profile and it says female so my b) the new phase of "makeup is unattractive. trying is unattractive. Liking certain unnatural styles is unattractive and attention whoring " basically is if you aren't born with a naturally pretty face you shouldn't try, if you actually like the effect of the makeup you use, or even trying something different in terms of self image to be yourself is now uncool. You like the way eyeliner looks? You want a mohawk? You like bold lipstick colors? Piercings? Hair dye? Stop trying so hard, minimalist is best and I don't find you attractive so that's the only thing that matters.
User avatar #131 to #85 - snaresinger (05/13/2013) [-]
The problem is that you're making unwarranted assumptions.
#94 to #85 - SenatorSnowe (05/13/2013) [-]
I guess OP (me) can clarify a bit:
~I'm male (my profile says female because the person I named my profile after is female).
~By minimalist, I meant that five pounds of makeup on your face isn't making someone look beautiful, rather the opposite, but SOME makeup is good.
~I don't think of myself as an influential person. However, I may not have a worldwide audience, but I think I can influence whoever cares to read my posts to a certain extent with my opinions and my inner musings. Just as anyone who cares to do so would.
~The question of whether my opinion matters is relative. If someone thinks so, that's great. If not, that's fine; I won't be too butthurt over their opinions on my opinions.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way (pic related).
#63 - anonymous (05/13/2013) [-]
Relating all this to videogame references girls don't understand is why you can't get a girlfriend.

Just saying,
User avatar #49 - mizory (05/13/2013) [-]
I wanna look like a human being not a pokemon
#67 to #49 - captnpl (05/13/2013) [-]
Underachievers never succeed in life. Reach for the stars!
User avatar #68 to #67 - mizory (05/13/2013) [-]
ok?
#39 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [-]
i always wanted to get a blowjob from jinx...
User avatar #66 to #39 - errdayimfjing ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I would like to work at blow inc. as well
User avatar #70 to #66 - deathcampforjewtie (05/13/2013) [-]
You could be the boss, and you'd be rich and famous!
#36 - anonymous (05/12/2013) [-]
Wow, thank you anonymous male on the internetz for telling me how to look and/or behave in order to get attention from guys. That's all I've ever aspired to do with my life!
#95 to #36 - SenatorSnowe (05/13/2013) [-]
Why, you're quite welcome.
#71 to #36 - ivoryhammer (05/13/2013) [-]
It's a joke
#52 to #36 - anonymous (05/13/2013) [-]
you're headed down a long terrifying road of red thumbs mam, good luck
#35 - tffan (05/12/2013) [-]
**tffan rolled a random image posted in comment #318266 at Ponyville ** what women Actually look like.    
   
Oh God this roll better turn out good.
**tffan rolled a random image posted in comment #318266 at Ponyville ** what women Actually look like.

Oh God this roll better turn out good.
#31 - wamegor (05/12/2013) [-]
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#84 to #31 - HolyArachnid (05/13/2013) [-]
<----- Very much related.
User avatar #115 to #84 - flyingflufferflow (05/13/2013) [-]
i used to get these jokes...now i dont know the name of these new pokemon so now im that old guy who complains about pokemon
User avatar #121 to #115 - ghouleyed (05/13/2013) [-]
It's name is Mareep but i still don't get it either.
User avatar #124 to #121 - flyingflufferflow (05/13/2013) [-]
thankya
User avatar #123 to #121 - flyingflufferflow (05/13/2013) [-]
oh okay, mareep = may rape. i think so atleast.
User avatar #129 to #123 - croogzpvp ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I' Mareep you in your sleep = I'ma rape you in yoru sleep.

That's my thinking.
User avatar #125 to #123 - ghouleyed (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh now i get it thx ;D
User avatar #126 to #125 - flyingflufferflow (05/13/2013) [-]
lol no prob, have a good day my friend. :)
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