What would you answer. in this impossible situation?. Which E the first Pokemon’? Mew Arceus treeing: Well feet: you tee. For those that Lie hat get this: Bulba
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What would you answer. in this impossible situation?. Which E the first Pokemon’? Mew Arceus treeing: Well feet: you tee. For those that Lie hat get this: Bulba

in this impossible situation?

Which E the first
Well feet: you tee.
For those that Lie hat get this:
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Mew is the genetic: ancestor to
all Pokemon Rhymers the
first Pokemart ever created, and Arcane
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everything, even space and time.
Therefore there is he -Barrett ansewer
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#29 - gisle (09/15/2013) [-]
Tricky question, but i found the answer
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#128 to #29 - Rascal (09/15/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 7,651** Only quads can stop Gigabidoof.
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#174 to #29 - hoskins (09/16/2013) [-]
oh nooooooo!
User avatar #188 to #29 - partnerintroll (09/16/2013) [-]
bidoofthundurusgiratinaregisteelgroudondarkraicresseliaraikouenteilati@smesprits uicunearceus
#56 to #29 - zoef (09/15/2013) [-]
bidoof master race   
 no kidding, i don't really care either way for the little 			******
bidoof master race
no kidding, i don't really care either way for the little ******
#102 to #65 - zanekin (09/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #212 to #155 - itemexchange (09/16/2013) [-]
the issue is he can still reply to himself and continue like you were never there
#198 to #155 - Rascal (09/16/2013) [-]
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

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#13 - necrid ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
The answer is obvious. Lord Farquaza. The story of the brave Farfetch'd that was tired of being bullied, so he killed Rayquaza and got his powers.
#141 to #13 - Rascal (09/15/2013) [-]
well shrek slaid the beast, now we will all be filled with his great seed
User avatar #53 to #13 - tauntaun (09/15/2013) [-]
nice thumbnail
User avatar #127 to #53 - necrid ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
Took me a whole 10 minutes in paint. Very worth it.
#103 to #13 - gibbbysan (09/15/2013) [-]
Ah, another disciple of Lord Farquaza.   
I know of this through Tatsudoshi.
Ah, another disciple of Lord Farquaza.
I know of this through Tatsudoshi.
User avatar #178 to #103 - necrid ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Yes, Tatsu is my favorite LPer.
User avatar #35 to #13 - hyrule (09/15/2013) [-]
Is it wrong that I thought of Lord Farquaad from Shrek?
User avatar #3 - makotoitou (09/15/2013) [-]
Doesn't Arceus being the first thing ever make Mew the second thing ever, thus eliminating Mew?
User avatar #4 to #3 - xsirxrepostxalotx (09/15/2013) [-]
Arceus is closer to a god than a pokemon, Mew in the ancestor of pokemon.
User avatar #5 to #4 - makotoitou (09/15/2013) [-]
But Arceus is still some part pokemon meaning he would be the first parts of pokemon created.
User avatar #6 to #5 - acidjunk ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
If i remember correctly, Arceus was the first pokemon, but not in a physical form. Therefore Mew was the first physical pokemon.
#38 to #3 - skullofwolf (09/15/2013) [-]
Rydon was the first pokemon entered into the video games
User avatar #98 to #3 - BeaverBalls ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
BUT mew was the first copyrighted pokemon
User avatar #7 to #3 - snakefire (09/15/2013) [-]
Arceus is as much a pokemon as god is a man.
#10 to #3 - RageGuyyourmom (09/15/2013) [-]
If you read the rest you also have to realize the legendary pokemon are the mythos of the region, Arceus being the creator was a Sinnoh myth and hasn't been validated yet while mew being the ancestor can be genetically traced. Ergo they can release a new "creator" pokemon next gen and its all still good.
User avatar #41 to #10 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/15/2013) [-]
Finally, someone gets it
#57 to #3 - Rascal (09/15/2013) [-]
I just consider Arceus' creation of the universe a myth, I'm a Pokemon Atheist.

(But seriously, Arceus is the stupidest Pokemon they have ever designed.)
User avatar #9 to #3 - andimac (09/15/2013) [-]
Mew was the first pokemon Copyrighted, so he's still in on that account.
#14 to #3 - jibb (09/15/2013) [-]
Mew is the ancestor to all "common" pokemon, not including legendaries.
According to this.
#39 to #14 - BenjaminFranklin (09/15/2013) [-]
Pantheon I made
User avatar #114 to #39 - basicargentinian (09/15/2013) [-]
you deserve a goddamn medal for that. awesome.
#256 to #114 - BenjaminFranklin (09/16/2013) [-]
I didn't make this, but it is also extremely informative. Thanks btw!
User avatar #260 to #256 - basicargentinian (09/16/2013) [-]
nice, but what about the lamp thingy and the icecream thingy?
#263 to #260 - BenjaminFranklin (09/17/2013) [-]
The Vannilish family is implied to have only appeared recently, likely because of humans, but I haven't heard anything about the Litwick line being related to humans. There are other pokemon made in the image of human made objects that aren't mentioned on that image as well like Drifloon. Both of those cases are ghosts though, my assertion is that they take the shape of objects familiar to humans (they are ghosts after all) to better lure humans to them as both families try to snatch people up.
User avatar #87 to #39 - novren (09/15/2013) [-]
that is ******* cool, man
User avatar #22 to #14 - jubnik (09/15/2013) [-]
pokemon is ******* complex
User avatar #34 to #14 - pacoseago (09/15/2013) [-]
I feel like Kyurem should be "Wuji" since Zekrom and Reshiram are Yin and Yang, and Wuji is a concept with them. Wuji is like "Nothingness" and Kyurem is often called "an empty shell".
#120 to #14 - spikedude (09/15/2013) [-]
So Mew is like the Genghis Kahn of Pokemon?
#95 to #14 - IronWill (09/15/2013) [-]
I think they got Time and Space backwards. Dialga is Time and Palkia is Space.
#33 - fizzor (09/15/2013) [-]
Silly darthshadow, there is no correct answer because the mighty overlord Magikarp, he who created that puny Arceus and left him to create the rest, isn't included.
User avatar #179 to #33 - Magikarp (09/16/2013) [-]
#47 - sylaz (09/15/2013) [-]
Ive always hated the fact that they introduced arceus being the god of pokemon.. I mean It's a god? And you a mere mortal can get a god pokemon! Srsly?

User avatar #206 to #47 - stripey (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah I really don't like Arceus at all, if it literally created the universe then being captured and fighting other pokemon, even losing at times, seems just stupid.

Plus it's strange that they introduced that so late in the series, all of a sudden there was a god pokemon.
User avatar #62 to #47 - warzon (09/15/2013) [-]
Then why dint you bitch when mew was around.
#69 to #62 - sylaz (09/15/2013) [-]
Cause Mew as far as i know aint a god?
User avatar #72 to #69 - warzon (09/15/2013) [-]
Well people might think otherwise
#78 to #72 - sylaz (09/15/2013) [-]
Well i don't really care what people may think? Sure some guy may tell me that it makes sense, lore wise. But it still don't change the way i feel about it..
User avatar #79 to #78 - warzon (09/15/2013) [-]
Well maybe its not a god.
just idolized
#60 to #47 - arreatface ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #88 to #47 - sonofposeidon (09/15/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ people, that is only his mortal form. The power of Arceus is so great it cannot be fathomed, and the only way it can interact with our world is through a mortal form, and since He knows not his own glory, his mortal form is susceptible to capture.
User avatar #85 to #47 - theshadowed (09/15/2013) [-]
Maybe its toying with you. I mean, eternity must get boring
User avatar #55 to #47 - alstorp (09/15/2013) [-]
I thought it was pretty stupid too. A Pokémon that created the whole universe... Like wtf.
#70 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
#270 to #70 - DoomAnaar (10/02/2013) [-]
Throw some D's on that pic!
User avatar #216 to #70 - iamaniceperson (09/16/2013) [-]
Where the **** is charizard
User avatar #89 to #70 - zorororonoa (09/15/2013) [-]
Obviously Typhlosion
#92 to #70 - Freelon (09/15/2013) [-]
swamperts fo sho
User avatar #42 - astraea (09/15/2013) [-]
Rhydon because we live in the real world.
User avatar #96 - zomaru (09/15/2013) [-]
A: They have ************* the PokeDex so many times I can no longer use it as a source. (They are still claiming that Mew and MewII are different pokemon... When MewII was biologically altered to be a stronger, sapient, mew. But he is not an evolved form, He's a mutant.)
B: While technically being the genetic ancestor, Wouldn't that make him created by Arceus as well?
C: First pokemon ever drawn up, nothing more to say here.
D: Sure, HE could be the one who created the universe, but the way pokemon has been going lately I expect by the time the next game rolls around there will be another god pokemon or 2 that created Arceus or some **** .
User avatar #113 to #96 - newforomador (09/15/2013) [-]
I'm actually kind of hoping for there to be more god pokemon that make up an entire pantheon, with Arceus being the equivalent of Zeus. I mostly think it'd make for quite an interesting movie.
User avatar #133 to #96 - Kyag (09/15/2013) [-]
The order of the Pokedex has never changed...
User avatar #134 to #133 - zomaru (09/15/2013) [-]
Between the games and the national pokedex. That and the classification of MewII as a separate pokemon already throws off the entire thing. Not to mention that fact that no one except Ash would even know MewII existed and thus no one would ever make a pokedex entry.
User avatar #135 to #134 - Kyag (09/15/2013) [-]
Technically you could still classify Mewtwo as a separate pokemon since he was supposed to be a clone and ended up basically completely different. Also remember that the Games are a separate entity from the series. Nothing that happens in one is supposed to affect the other.
User avatar #136 to #135 - zomaru (09/15/2013) [-]
In either the games or the anime, no scientist who isn't in league with Team Rocket would even be aware of MewII existence. Also, MewII is simply a clone of Mew, A highly mutated, sentient, clone. Proof being that Mew and MewII are just as powerful as one another.
User avatar #138 to #136 - Kyag (09/15/2013) [-]
Not according to their in game stats where Mewtwo is clearly superior. And again, we aren't aware of everything that goes on in the games. Maybe at somepoint his creation is made public. And remember that if you catch him, you can basically show him off to the world if you want.
User avatar #123 to #96 - skeptical (09/15/2013) [-]
He's a mewtant
I'm not even sorry
#117 to #96 - lucianolp (09/15/2013) [-]
Black and White held their dicks on Arceus being God, and I think X and Y's legendaries are just cool ass pokemon.
Therefore, Arceus is the one true god.
Also pic not related but I think you will enjoy.
#63 - archoninterface (09/15/2013) [-]
"Which is the first pokemon? Bulbasaur, mew, rhydon or arceus?" Bulbasaur is the first listed here, it is the first pokemon.
User avatar #172 - krasisisback (09/16/2013) [-]
If Arceus created the universe how is Mew his genetic ancestor?
User avatar #191 to #172 - sabcy (09/16/2013) [-]
mew was simply before time.
User avatar #193 to #191 - krasisisback (09/16/2013) [-]
Does that make him a hipster?
User avatar #195 to #193 - sabcy (09/16/2013) [-]
no, that makes it the cutest legendary ever on tv.
User avatar #175 to #172 - mitchr (09/16/2013) [-]
Ever read Homestuck? There's far, far, far more complex time crap in there.

At one point, the Green Sun, the center of the multiverse that is the source of power for the main antagonist, was created by the kids when they took a bomb there for the purpose of destroying it. They created it in the first place, at which point it had always been there.
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User avatar #177 to #176 - mitchr (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know.
The funny thing is, that's not even getting into everything else. Try tracing Jack Noir through time. There's a page on the MSPA wiki called "Weird Plot **** ".
#210 - Rascal (09/16/2013) [-]
#181 - chibullsa (09/16/2013) [-]
A god pokemon. A supreme, omnipotent being that fits right into your pocket in case you want to summon it to fight by your side to kill a caterpillar.
User avatar #139 - thornberry (09/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #140 to #139 - Mudkip (09/15/2013) [-]
You rang?
#142 to #140 - thornberry (09/15/2013) [-]
You answered
You answered
User avatar #143 to #142 - Mudkip (09/15/2013) [-]
I'm gonna have to confiscate that gif. For reasons.
User avatar #101 - zanekin (09/15/2013) [-]
The statement "There is no correct answer" is false
They are all correct answers you just don't know which one they're looking for
User avatar #248 - legionx (09/16/2013) [-]
The Chicken
User avatar #222 - panicfan (09/16/2013) [-]
found it on the web
In a vortex of complete chaos and nothingness, a single Egg comes into being, which then hatches into Arceus, the first Pokémon in existence. Arceus then creates Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina, giving them power over time, space, and antimatter respectively. Giratina, as punishment for its destructive nature, is sent by Arceus to live in the Distortion World. Dialga and Palkia then succeed in creating the universe and Pokémon world and retreat into their own dimensions afterwards, with a point of access being at the ancient Spear Pillar in Sinnoh.
#223 to #222 - nsfwismytralala (09/16/2013) [-]
That's explained in the text.. They are all the right answer.
User avatar #224 to #223 - panicfan (09/16/2013) [-]
chronologically Arceus is the first pokémon
#225 to #224 - nsfwismytralala (09/16/2013) [-]
Yes, Chronologically,
Realistically, Rhydon is the first.
Genetically, Mew is the first
And statistically, Bulbasaur is the first.
User avatar #227 to #225 - panicfan (09/16/2013) [-]
that question is just asked wrong they should specify
#231 to #227 - nsfwismytralala (09/16/2013) [-]
The question is "Which Pokemon is the first?" not "Which pokemon is the first chronologically" there is meant to be no wrong or right answer. You can't answer this one, chief.
User avatar #232 to #231 - panicfan (09/16/2013) [-]
its just the same thing i said the question is asked wrong they should specify if they're talking chronologically or in the pokedex etc. etc.
#234 to #232 - nsfwismytralala (09/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #235 to #234 - panicfan (09/16/2013) [-]
you're welcome
#228 to #224 - DJKitty (09/16/2013) [-]
Contextually, there is no right answer because the question is "Which is the first pokemon?"
It's not "Which is the first pokemon in the pokedex?" Or "Which is the first pokemon, chronologically speaking?" Et cetera.
User avatar #230 to #228 - panicfan (09/16/2013) [-]
yeah i know the question is just asked wrong
User avatar #233 to #230 - DJKitty (09/16/2013) [-]
See, there's where you're missing the joke.
It's not asked wrong, it's a trick question.
It's written in such a way that it has multiple answers that all contradict each other.
I'm not sure of the name for such a question, but no it's not asked wrong it's asked very cleverly.
User avatar #237 to #233 - panicfan (09/16/2013) [-]
well yeah its just to confuse all of us and start a massive debate and kill each other
User avatar #239 to #237 - DJKitty (09/16/2013) [-]
Actually it's meant to be clever and funny.
The lethal debates happen when people don't get the jokes.
#220 - awildniglet (09/16/2013) [-]
What the 			****
What the ****
User avatar #169 - elcreepo (09/16/2013) [-]
Well, Bulbasaur is only first in an index of pokemon. He didn't do anything else but be first on a list.

Mew is only the ancestor of all common pokemon, eliminating Rhydon and Bulbasaur. Rhydon was drawn first, so only when referring to the real world could you say he was the first pokemon.

Arceus came before everything and created Mew. Speaking in the world of pokemon, he's first.

The answer really only comes down to Arceus and Rhydon, and each is correct depending on whether the question is based on the physical world or the pokemon world.

I have no life.
User avatar #173 to #169 - krasisisback (09/16/2013) [-]
Not only all that but Bulbasaur is only first on one regions pokedex.
#184 to #173 - crazyspireman (09/16/2013) [-]
TECHNICALLY he's the first in the National Pokedex, which encompasses all of the regions.
TECHNICALLY he's the first in the National Pokedex, which encompasses all of the regions.
User avatar #46 - thehans (09/15/2013) [-]
mew is the original ancestor, rhydon was the first pokemon created


arceus created the universe

more wat
User avatar #48 to #46 - weinerdick (09/15/2013) [-]
They made Rhydon first IRL
Mew is the genetic ancestor to every pokemon
Bulbasaur is the first in the pokedex
Arceus is the one who created all of the everything
User avatar #50 to #48 - thehans (09/15/2013) [-]
oh, rydon was the first one made by the makers of pokemon, gotcha. i was thinking rydon was the first made by scientists in the pokemon universe from mew.
but if arceus created the universe in the show, why is mew the ancestor and not arceus? shouldnt mew precede areceus?
User avatar #51 to #50 - weinerdick (09/15/2013) [-]
Think god and adam and eve, where adam and eve were apparently one creature
User avatar #52 to #51 - thehans (09/15/2013) [-]
your logic is rock solid, thank you
i award you with thumbs
User avatar #219 - scoobi (09/16/2013) [-]
What in the mighty **** .
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