Rayquaza keepin it's shit clean. . IN All ANCHIENT TOWER. Because you wipe your gad damned feet before you try to battle the Sky God Pokemon Emerald
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User avatar #1 - thelucci (04/21/2014) [-]
Because you wipe your gad damned feet before you try to battle the Sky God
#13 - keybladewarrior (04/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 to #13 - straightbusta ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
sticky this plz
User avatar #76 to #13 - harbingerwolf (04/22/2014) [-]
Rayquaza is best legendary.
#10 - qwertyjr (04/21/2014) [-]
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#54 to #10 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
Is this gif going to be posted on every ******* post about Pokemon for the rest of the days?
#68 to #10 - limb (04/22/2014) [-]
Can someone post the story of how that guy is his dad please?
#71 to #68 - twilightdusk (04/22/2014) [-]
From what I recall, the theory goes that Red(or whatever you name your character)'s dad left him before / shortly after he was born to try to become a pokemon champion. He then failed so hard that he was ashamed to return to his family, but stayed in contact with Professor Oak and thus learned that his son was starting on his pokemon journey. Still ashamed to face his son directly, he created that persona of being a nameless guy who just happens to show up at every gym to give advice about what type of pokemon that gym uses, so that he can help his son in some small way.
#74 to #71 - limb (04/22/2014) [-]
Found it.
#19 - magicalpotato (04/22/2014) [-]
I dunno, maybe Raquaza just wants to welcome guests in a warm and kindly matter
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User avatar #38 to #19 - amuter ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Perhaps the doormat is his way of saying that he expects pokemon trainers in a respectful manner. Just imagine how much your life would suck if you were an immortal being who's full-time job and purpose is to keep those two darn other immortal assholes Kyogre and Groudon from bitch-slapping each other all the time while they don't give a **** about the surrounding damages.
Rayquaza simply isn't getting "paid enough" for this **** and if some 10 year old for some reason manages to prove himself capable of capturing Rayquaza then **** yeah he's going on a god damn holiday. Sadly that kid captured Kyogre and Groudon as well so he STILL needs to put up with their **** ... at least inside of their pokeballs they don't cause tons of destruction and all that so Rayquaza can actually relax a bit.

TL DR Kyogre and Groudon needs to stop ******* quarreling.
User avatar #52 to #19 - inametoasted ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
matter ill stop
User avatar #3 - licestr (04/21/2014) [-]
They are ancient, it doesnt mean they dont have good manners!
#23 - tenpoundpom (04/22/2014) [-]
i was thinking about this this recently...

how awesome would a emerald/ruby/sapphire remake be?
User avatar #47 to #23 - teegoogilycoffeeme (04/22/2014) [-]
Well considering my Sapphire randomly disappeared in second grade, yes.
#75 to #23 - deezknuts (04/22/2014) [-]
they're talking about remakes...

It still feels like Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald are new....

Holy **** I was eight...
#40 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
#28 - bigredhouse ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
How could you possibly navigate that tower successfully on a touch screen?

here's a wallpaper for your trouble
User avatar #30 to #28 - zaiopeperse (04/22/2014) [-]
is it hard?
User avatar #32 to #30 - myaccountisnew (04/22/2014) [-]
That particular tower has cracked floors that make you fall to the previous floor if you stand on them too long. The only way to get across is to use the faster of the two bikes, but the floor is also littered with large rocks, making a kind of high speed maze that makes you start over if you mess up.
User avatar #45 to #28 - cannibaltroll (04/22/2014) [-]
It's a bitch at first but you can eventually do it... hell, TwitchPlaysPokemon was able to do it
#29 to #28 - osky (04/22/2014) [-]
The emulator he's using has a slow motion option. I didn't know this until it was too late.
My faith in the omega doof kept me going though.
User avatar #81 to #29 - Marker (04/22/2014) [-]
damn, the one I use has a speed up option but not a slowmo one.
Makes the place in the desert with the fossils a pain in the ass
User avatar #42 to #29 - lotengo (04/22/2014) [-]
My emulator did not have that, it cost me half an hour.
User avatar #6 - tomahawkkit (04/21/2014) [-]
because pocket monsters is meant to be realistic
#57 - skiskate (04/22/2014) [-]
Still waiting for a gen 3 HD remake
#83 to #57 - anon (07/07/2014) [-]
Wait no longer, my good friend.
#56 - skiskate (04/22/2014) [-]
So Twitch plays Pokemon is currently playing gen 3. It's amazing how almost nobody cares anymore.
#67 to #56 - atma (04/22/2014) [-]
I still watch it.   
 I'll never stop watching it    
Now we get Text-to-speech for a little while every hour.  Hrrng.
I still watch it.
I'll never stop watching it

Now we get Text-to-speech for a little while every hour. Hrrng.
User avatar #63 to #56 - straightbusta ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
it got old really quickly tbh. even i was excited about it but now...
#37 - whenindoubtsplooge (04/22/2014) [-]
I got thoroughly angry when I had to go over those god damn cracked floor parts. My struggles pale in comparison to the average american female's dog though
I got thoroughly angry when I had to go over those god damn cracked floor parts. My struggles pale in comparison to the average american female's dog though
User avatar #4 - mrsnowballs (04/21/2014) [-]
I used my masterball on Rayquaza... Caught the rest of legendaries with ultra's
User avatar #5 to #4 - platinuminfernape (04/21/2014) [-]
Faget, you're suposed to use that on the roaming pokemon.
User avatar #7 to #5 - mrsnowballs (04/21/2014) [-]
Bu-but it was my very first playthrough! And I caught three of the main legendaries! And Regirock/steel/ice. (God that Braille **** was a pain in the ass)
User avatar #20 to #7 - lateday (04/22/2014) [-]
If it makes you feel better, I used my very first master ball on an Absol in Ruby. First time ever playing Pokémon.
User avatar #9 to #7 - davvedavve (04/21/2014) [-]
Ever since they added a diffrent look depending on what ball you caught them in, I've only caught pokémon in the standard Pokeball. I refuse to use anything else.

Spent almost 50 balls on Mewtwo in the latest X game. Worth it though.
User avatar #35 to #9 - inquisition (04/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 to #9 - leonhardt (04/22/2014) [-]
Wait what?
What happens if you catch them in other balls?
User avatar #31 to #15 - myaccountisnew (04/22/2014) [-]
The games remember what ball you catch them in, and your character actually throws that kind of ball when you send it out. He just prefers how the regular balls look, I guess.
#16 to #15 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
He's talking about the effect that happens when you release the pokemon
User avatar #21 to #5 - wutda (04/22/2014) [-]
I caught latios with a netball
User avatar #82 to #21 - platinuminfernape (04/22/2014) [-]
#11 to #4 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
The first and only time I used a Masterball was against Mewtwo in Red, because I was a naive impatient little kid back then.
User avatar #17 to #11 - quotes (04/22/2014) [-]
you learnthat legendaries can be caught with regular balls with enough tries so why waste the master ball whne you can do it on something that may never happen again (shinies or even a roaming legendary if your lazy)
User avatar #24 to #17 - elbrysobrony (04/22/2014) [-]
Because in Red, there were no roamers or shinies.
User avatar #25 to #24 - quotes (04/22/2014) [-]
im just saying in general as red isnt the only pokemon game and isnt played much anymore (due to batteries dieing inside the game)
in general iv stoped using masterballs on legendaries as i can catch them without it
or cource shinies are so common now who cares
User avatar #26 to #25 - elbrysobrony (04/22/2014) [-]
Well, in that case, what's the point of having a master ball if you're never going to use it?
User avatar #18 to #4 - zergiel (04/22/2014) [-]
Rayquaza was the only legendary I catched with a Pokeball, I was so ******* proud after doing that. Then I lost my copy of Emerald...
I did it again though, in my brother's copy of Emerald he gave to me.
User avatar #44 to #18 - playerdous (04/22/2014) [-]
During my childhood the only game I really got close to beating in full was silver. I just had to beat red, then someone stole it along with my pichu/pikachu special edition gameboy. I'm pretty sure I beat yellow but I can't remember if I finished everything.
#46 to #44 - zergiel (04/22/2014) [-]
Those are the kind of people that deserve an unclean death...   
YFW the robber.
Those are the kind of people that deserve an unclean death...

YFW the robber.
#73 - FightClub (04/22/2014) [-]
finding this tower and learning how to ascend it when i was little was the most spectacular revelation i've ever uncovered
#66 - atma (04/22/2014) [-]
I see you like to play Pokemon Emerald on your phone. I, too, enjoy being awesome.
#78 to #66 - geebomb ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Gee, bruv, thank you. Keep enjoying as much as I will too
User avatar #50 - shmooo (04/22/2014) [-]
an ancient doormat in an ancient tower makes perfect sense
User avatar #80 - thelegendarygbd (04/22/2014) [-]
Just because it's an ancient tower doesn't mean you can just waltz in with your dirty ass shoes.
#77 - thelastelephant ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
>arrested by cops
>Wait five minutes
>Released by cops with full health and ammo
#65 - thomaster (04/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #55 - Kyogre (04/22/2014) [-]
Whatever bro. You have one ******* tower while I have the whole ******* ocean. I'm obviously the superior Titan here.
User avatar #59 to #55 - paraplegicdinosaur (04/22/2014) [-]
You were quelled with a roar, stfu
User avatar #60 to #59 - Kyogre (04/22/2014) [-]
Ray-Quay has a good singing voice. **** relaxes me.
#84 to #55 - anon (07/07/2014) [-]
Rayquaza has the whole sky
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