Pokemon Logic. . Sallah iia Pokemon arceus
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#3 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Master ball ain't nothing to **** with.
#22 - Ihazfunkitty (02/17/2013) [-]
arceus: born before all pokemon   
   
mew: ancestor of all pokemon   
wat
arceus: born before all pokemon

mew: ancestor of all pokemon
wat
User avatar #62 to #22 - garymuthafuknoak (02/17/2013) [-]
I see it as Arceus created Mew who created Pokemon
User avatar #30 to #22 - lateday (02/17/2013) [-]
There is no official way to explain that. Gamefreak is a dick.
User avatar #46 to #22 - cheastnut (02/17/2013) [-]
Arceus or Mew?
-"which came first the chicken or the egg?"
#136 to #22 - deitysugar (02/18/2013) [-]
I love this story!
#27 to #22 - mylazy (02/17/2013) [-]
I believe there is a flow chart that shows this. Looks a lot like this one.
User avatar #39 to #27 - Sargeras (02/17/2013) [-]
So um.. Where's Deoxys?
#53 to #39 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Deoxys is an alien
User avatar #110 to #53 - Keril (02/17/2013) [-]
However, if I remember correctly, Arceus created the whole Universe, including Deoxys. Though it is logical that it is not precent in the chart due to not having origin in the World where we experience the Pokémon Universe.
#112 to #39 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
I'd think Deoxys would be the "Guardian of Space" or "The Galactic Traveler" or something along those lines.
User avatar #38 to #27 - patofeliz (02/17/2013) [-]
Mew should read "Great DNA reservoir"
User avatar #66 to #38 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (02/17/2013) [-]
That makes it sound like a whore.
Also, there were probably a ******* of mews.
User avatar #43 to #27 - TheBarneyStinson (02/17/2013) [-]
Reshiram, Zekrom, and Kyurem were all the same Pokemon.
#213 to #27 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
and where is gumamon and wargreymon? huehueh...
#91 to #27 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
The Tao Trio is wrong, but otherwise it's correct.
User avatar #49 to #27 - simplescience (02/17/2013) [-]
I remember reading on didyouknowgaming that the lake trio is based off the Triforce.
User avatar #83 to #49 - CrashingSea (02/17/2013) [-]
Unless there's something from one of the big people at GameFreak I wouldn't quite believe it...
#94 to #19 - virtigo (02/17/2013) [-]
.. Darkrai and Mewtwo are not real legenderies, and where is Groudon and Mew? Mew was a god too, it created all life.
.. Darkrai and Mewtwo are not real legenderies, and where is Groudon and Mew? Mew was a god too, it created all life.
#100 to #94 - mishaestrin (02/17/2013) [-]
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#111 to #4 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Accept phanact as your savior and win a free funnyjunk item.
User avatar #8 to #4 - taintedangel (02/17/2013) [-]
Seems legit.
#2 - thegreatcalvino (02/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #28 - lateday (02/17/2013) [-]
When does Satan ever enslave God himself?
User avatar #31 to #29 - rabaneristo (02/17/2013) [-]
When Jesus fought the dragon.
#109 to #28 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
I was expecting a "Half Life 3 Confirmed" joke
#33 to #28 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
only phanact is god
User avatar #36 to #33 - weefee (02/17/2013) [-]
wut
#88 to #33 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Phanact be Praised. Praise the Great fat. Keep us whole. Unity is Forever. There is no Death. Only Rebirth. Give unto the Phanact and the Phanact will give unto you. Embrace the Evolution. Take Us. We are Ready. FunnyJunk is life everlasting for all of its children. Praise Phanact, chosen of the fat, architect of FunnyJunk. To join is to survive.
"Holy anonymous creatures, transform me into your servant, show me the path to enlightenment, as you alter my flesh and free my soul. One Mind, One Soul, One Flesh, One Purpose, One People. Unity after death unity forever. Phanact be praised.
User avatar #55 to #33 - daarck (02/17/2013) [-]
All hail lord phanact!
User avatar #74 to #28 - iaminfactawizard (02/17/2013) [-]
arceus is love

arceus is life
User avatar #63 - kanatana ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Roman soldiers nailed the Jewish Messiah to a stick. Arceus should be glad he got off light.
User avatar #35 - srskate (02/17/2013) [-]
You just helped him save the universe
Arceus lives forever
He is rewarding you while he waits for your death.
User avatar #45 to #35 - mycatislookingatme (02/17/2013) [-]
>Implying ash isn't immortal.
User avatar #101 to #45 - admiralen ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
>implying you are ash in any game with arceus or that ash even captures/befriends arceus enough to have him as a combat companion
User avatar #10 - Faz (02/17/2013) [-]
MEW IS THE ONE TRUE GOD, SUPPORT MEWISM!
User avatar #68 to #10 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (02/17/2013) [-]
I think its Mudaism
#12 to #10 - murrlogic (02/17/2013) [-]
**** YOUR **** ! Glorious Deoxys Master Race!
#23 to #12 - ludislavonac (02/17/2013) [-]
Excuse me while I can't hear you over how awesome I am
#24 to #23 - murrlogic (02/17/2013) [-]
Bend over...
#32 to #24 - ludislavonac (02/17/2013) [-]
Deoxes pls
#5 - bostpost (02/17/2013) [-]
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#77 - pjotor (02/17/2013) [-]
>Implying he dosen't let himslef get caught by said ten year old for the lolz
>Implying he can't break out at any moment
#147 to #77 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
>implying hes implying
#54 - crazyolitis (02/17/2013) [-]
Only pokemon thing I have.
User avatar #18 - sketchysketchist (02/17/2013) [-]
The final game's going to have the one of a kind god type pokemon that has all abilities and nothing is super effective against it except Atheist types.
User avatar #6 - angelious (02/17/2013) [-]
actually in the manga it is shown that arceus cant be captured by masterball or any other ball to begin with

capturing him is just a game mechanic
#7 to #6 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Since the games are the original storyline, they're the most valid. Besides, every region has their own mythology about how everything was created. If Arceus was God, it would be impossible to defeat.
User avatar #9 to #7 - angelious (02/17/2013) [-]
he did pretty much own the four other creator (legendary)pokemons in the manga

and as i said its game mechanics.

its not like squall from ff8 actually has 100 blackholes in his pants

or is immune to tornados and lightning strikes.its just gameplay mechanics
#11 to #7 - henryhg (02/17/2013) [-]
So you could say that each region has it's own gods and religions?
User avatar #47 to #11 - TheBarneyStinson (02/17/2013) [-]
They do all have their own stories, but none of them contradict each other.
#152 to #47 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
In Kanto, Mew is believed to be the first pokemon. In Sinnoh, Arceus is believed to be the first pokemon. That right there is what you call a contradiction.
User avatar #219 to #152 - TheBarneyStinson (02/18/2013) [-]
Arceus isn't the first Pokemon, it's the creator of the universe. Mew created life (directly or indirectly), and Arceus created time and space. This also means that Mew briefly existed before time and space, but so did Arceus, so it'd not hard to believe. Plus, Mew is a comparatively simple life form, so it makes sense that it's first.
#218 to #152 - henryhg (02/18/2013) [-]
So Dialga and Palkia created the Sinnoh region,    
Reshiram and Zekrom crated Unova,   
but didn't Groudon create the continents and Regigigas pulled them? Another contradiction
So Dialga and Palkia created the Sinnoh region,
Reshiram and Zekrom crated Unova,
but didn't Groudon create the continents and Regigigas pulled them? Another contradiction
User avatar #220 to #218 - TheBarneyStinson (02/18/2013) [-]
Groudon only created the land. The way I see it, Kyogre created the sea, the Groudon created and expanded the land. Regigas separated them, and then any region specific Pokemon gave them all of their defining traits (volcanoes, deserts, etc.)
User avatar #224 to #220 - Kyogre (02/21/2013) [-]
^ This guy knows his history. You should listen to him.
#164 - hidanthatbitch (02/18/2013) [-]
Get in bitch .
Get in bitch .
#115 - anon (02/17/2013) [-]
Nope. Mew pokemon master. **** arceus.
#173 - mrdrpage (02/18/2013) [-]
Mew is best legendary
#205 to #173 - chonies (02/18/2013) [-]
Mew is life
Mew is life
#226 to #173 - darthdingo (03/03/2013) [-]
<- Are you sure?
User avatar #227 to #226 - mrdrpage (03/03/2013) [-]
But it's not a legendary...
User avatar #228 to #227 - darthdingo (03/03/2013) [-]
No, but it's still pretty interesting.
User avatar #229 to #228 - mrdrpage (03/03/2013) [-]
Eevee is best pokemon
#230 to #229 - darthdingo (03/03/2013) [-]
I guess so.
I guess so.
User avatar #107 - jackrogers (02/17/2013) [-]
I dont care how powerful Arceus is supposed to be, I will always see mew as the first and the strongest.
#138 to #107 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
mew can do pretty much anything due to being able to learn every move, but what ever role you choose for it another pokemon could do the same thing, usually a lot better
#145 to #107 - sniffalot (02/18/2013) [-]
I always thought MewTwo was stronger.
#155 to #145 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
It is, but it came from mew
User avatar #114 to #107 - Crusader (02/17/2013) [-]
Arceus is the pokemon who created everything, yet Mew is the first pokemon from which all other pokemon are descended, therefore Arceus is a descendant of Mew, except that Arceus created Mew.

It's like you being your father's father.
User avatar #124 to #114 - sketchE ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
you can think of it as the holy trinity. jesus is god but god is his father
#126 to #124 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
But shrek is love
User avatar #139 to #124 - Crusader (02/18/2013) [-]
Well no, that's not quite the same.
God is the trinity, but he is made up of 3 parts.
Just like Prince harry is a Man, at the same time he is a Prince, a soldier and a brother.
All together they are what make him up as what he is.
#122 to #114 - icametocomment (02/18/2013) [-]
I couldn't find a Pokemon-related one of these.
#135 to #114 - shitflippingpattie (02/18/2013) [-]
Mew created Arceus, then Celebi took Arceus back to the beginning of time so it could create the world.
******** .
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