Pokemon Guide to Relationships. Splash your way to victory. Credit for this awesome comic goes to psycochick browse.deviantart.com/art/Spirit-Pokemon-251461795. magikarp is top percentage
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Pokemon Guide to Relationships

Pokemon Guide to Relationships. Splash your way to victory. Credit for this awesome comic goes to psycochick browse.deviantart.com/art/Spirit-Pokemon-251461795.

Splash your way to victory. Credit for this awesome comic goes to psycochick

browse.deviantart.com/art/Spirit-Pokemon-251461795

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Submitted: 05/09/2013
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#3 - heafi (05/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #227 to #3 - cactusphalus (05/10/2013) [-]
"This bitch serious?"
#2 - Kairyuka ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
"And her amazing breakdance skills made me fall in love with her instantly"
"And her amazing breakdance skills made me fall in love with her instantly"
#82 to #2 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
A picture with Ted Mosby's kids would of fit perfect with your comment.
User avatar #49 to #2 - octaviano (05/10/2013) [-]
I think I need some sauce.
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#59 to #49 - neusdeus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#177 to #2 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/10/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this.
Reminded me of this.
#46 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 111** My spirit roll is trips
User avatar #92 to #46 - summoned (05/10/2013) [-]
I bet you wished you logged in
#95 to #92 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
people always assume anons have accounts
#111 to #95 - cormy (05/10/2013) [-]
I used to be an anon like you, until DJ 4DM1N disabled pics/gifs 'n' **** for us.
Also got rather annoyed of "You're anon, no one cares what you say/think."
#163 to #111 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
You are a disgrace...
User avatar #167 to #163 - cormy (05/10/2013) [-]
Disgrace to?
#226 to #167 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
N. Korea, they lost a citizen.
User avatar #257 to #226 - cormy (05/11/2013) [-]
I was never a North Korean Citizen, at the time we were still being called Anonymous.
#165 to #111 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Also. your comment number is the same as anon's roll. It must mean something...
#126 to #111 - cptnbarbrosa (05/10/2013) [-]
You're cormy nobody gives a **** about you... (for ol times sake)
User avatar #141 to #126 - cormy (05/10/2013) [-]
Looks like I still have a couple of links left of when I was anon. God some of my old comments were cancerous.
Entire thread of anonymous posts by me:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2884038/Crossing+the+Bridge+MLP/156#156
One solo: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2819055/TREAT/94#94
Another solo: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2819769/Casey/89#89
The anon in this thread is all me: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2820374/Camp/96#96
And instead of forum sport, should've been forum post* probably.
I'm surprised that triforce worked... Thought they had fixed that?

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User avatar #142 to #141 - cormy (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh what the **** ... Works in the tank but not here?

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User avatar #131 to #126 - cormy (05/10/2013) [-]
lol thanks... I guess.
Wonder if this thing still works from when it was being posted everywhere...

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User avatar #5 - reigndrac (05/10/2013) [-]
How to find your spirit Pokemon:
Step 1. Go to www.random.org/
Step 2. Keep the min at 1, set max to 649
Step 3. Generate
Step 4. ???
Step 5. Profit Get a pokemon you don't really care for.
Step 6. Repeats steps 1-5 until step 5 is no longer aplicable.
User avatar #93 to #5 - Fgner (05/10/2013) [-]
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Absol_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

Eh, I think I did pretty good my first try. I was hoping more along the lines of Zubat though. ******* love me some Zubat.
User avatar #10 to #5 - goldenslumbers (05/10/2013) [-]
rolled 224 on my first try. anyone know what is that?
User avatar #11 to #10 - reigndrac (05/10/2013) [-]
octillery, I think
#13 to #11 - goldenslumbers (05/10/2013) [-]
That's kind of disappointing
User avatar #18 to #5 - ladyseraph (05/10/2013) [-]
Thundurus on my first try. Not bad for a spirit pokemon, but it isn't what I would choose.
User avatar #24 to #5 - rasorburn (05/10/2013) [-]
I got ******* Sunkern
#34 to #5 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
I made a party of spirit pokemon
In order: Turtwig. :), Metapod. :/, Kyogre :D. Mudkip I herd u like, Drifblim :I, And regice :D, Overall not bad
User avatar #50 to #5 - nustix (05/10/2013) [-]
Togetic...
User avatar #62 to #5 - bronzecatgamer (05/10/2013) [-]
DEOXYS MOTHER ****** !
#122 to #5 - werito (05/10/2013) [-]
muthafukin mawile
#152 to #5 - IshimelofSomewhere (05/10/2013) [-]
i think i won
User avatar #199 to #5 - nnightfire (05/10/2013) [-]
Larvitar, I guess...
#204 to #5 - dotzero (05/10/2013) [-]
There is no way I'm letting my spirit Pokemon be ************* Slowking
#223 to #5 - wizardofstuff (05/10/2013) [-]
Aww hell yeah Dragonite
#228 to #5 - mattimeon (05/10/2013) [-]
212. Scizor! **** yeah!
#239 to #5 - xsubxerox (05/10/2013) [-]
Litterally got ******* Genesect. ON THE FIRST TRY.


I'll be fisting myself in the bathroom...
#73 to #5 - ataeru (05/10/2013) [-]
Yanma   
   
That's kinda cool, since I regularly use a Yanmega when playing competitively.
Yanma

That's kinda cool, since I regularly use a Yanmega when playing competitively.
User avatar #83 to #73 - lapsushominum ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
I got yanmega
#66 to #5 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
First roll "222" Corsola, I don't know how to feel about this. :P
#70 to #5 - sheperdofthestars (05/10/2013) [-]
I AM THE TOP PERCENTAGE MOTHER ******* !
User avatar #53 to #5 - sladee (05/10/2013) [-]
Aaron, one of my favs
User avatar #41 to #5 - andimac (05/10/2013) [-]
I got a strong independant black pokemon who don't need no m- oh, she's purple now...
#30 to #5 - RisenLichen (05/10/2013) [-]
380, Latias bitches
#21 to #5 - gisuar (05/10/2013) [-]
finneon whatever the **** this is. i never played any game past emerald no money for the new stuff and too old at least that's what my mother says.
#9 to #5 - blackcosmo (05/10/2013) [-]
First try, got #257 which is Blaziken.

**** yeah.
#12 to #9 - ezmack (05/10/2013) [-]
I got Virizion

It kind of looks like it's up to something....

I loss to your pokemon don't I :/
#72 to #12 - ravarshi (05/10/2013) [-]
actually, you'd beat me, i got Crawdaunt
#32 to #12 - scytherkris (05/10/2013) [-]
If the Blaziken didn't have Protect and Speed Boost, Virizion could outspeed and OHKO Blaziken easily with a Close Combat.
#14 to #12 - blackcosmo (05/10/2013) [-]
Fire/fighting versus grass/fighting   
   
I think you do, sir
Fire/fighting versus grass/fighting

I think you do, sir
#16 to #5 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Lopunny? **** me.
#86 to #5 - disembodiedlord (05/10/2013) [-]
**disembodiedlord rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at Really...? **
Step 1: Go to www.random.org/
Step 2: Keep the min at 1, set max to 151
Step 3: Generate
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit

...Meh...
#33 to #5 - scytherkris (05/10/2013) [-]
#12
Gavin Free Butterfree
Aww yiss
#85 to #5 - cookiebadger (05/10/2013) [-]
get #25, Pikachu **** yes!
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User avatar #28 to #5 - carboniteponeight (05/10/2013) [-]
I got Jirachi #385 never even heard of it
#42 to #28 - korvex (05/10/2013) [-]
Consider yourself lucky
#71 to #5 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Best ones I got were Onix, Jigglypuff, Uxie, and ******* MEW! Suck it fj!
#256 to #5 - Haentar (05/10/2013) [-]
#291
Ninjask - The Flippin' Ninja Pokemon!
#64 to #5 - thisbepi (05/10/2013) [-]
awww yis
#254 to #5 - cball (05/10/2013) [-]
Flygon, **** yeah!
#56 to #5 - octaviano (05/10/2013) [-]
Blitzle. Okayw/it.
I got Latias inbetween, but meeh.
#230 to #5 - ubermunchies (05/10/2013) [-]
I kid you not I got Magikarp first try. **** .
#52 to #5 - sirfisticuffs (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm okay with this.
#216 to #5 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Xatu.
Eh.
User avatar #43 to #5 - mindsculptorjace (05/10/2013) [-]
http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-bw/080.shtml
User avatar #190 to #5 - Blarge **User deleted account** (05/10/2013) [-]
i just got 129 three times in a row
#37 to #5 - infernosponge (05/10/2013) [-]
I got 69, laughed, saw it was bellsprout, cried.
#164 to #5 - shakalakaboomboom (05/10/2013) [-]
My god he's magnificent, and manly
#31 to #5 - mooghens (05/10/2013) [-]
Mightyena...
So what is that supposed to tell me? that i should cosplay as a ******* furry or what?
#76 to #31 - reigndrac (05/10/2013) [-]
It's ok; I got a granbull. And no- it means they're your 'spirit pokemon'. This can explain better than I can. knowyourmeme.com/memes/spirit-pok%C3%A9mon
#129 to #5 - cptnbarbrosa (05/10/2013) [-]
I got Genesect.... I was looking for Blastoise but a bug with a cannon on its back will work i guess
User avatar #25 to #5 - johnnyferno (05/10/2013) [-]
YEAH!
Got ******* Eevee!
User avatar #120 to #5 - lolwatthe (05/10/2013) [-]
veekun.com/dex/pokemon/whirlipede
I just need to get two and make a whirlicycle.
#22 to #5 - farfigschiter (05/10/2013) [-]
abomasnow... i am canadian so i guess a pine tree is the best i can hope for
#115 to #5 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Cloyster.
Now I don't need a fleshlight
User avatar #19 to #5 - potterfan (05/10/2013) [-]
373...*shrugs*
User avatar #17 to #5 - earloflemondgrab (05/10/2013) [-]
Pokemon 376? What is Metagross? I have never played any Pokemon after gen 2....
User avatar #100 to #17 - Fgner (05/10/2013) [-]
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Metagross_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

You lucky mother ****** . He's a God damned tank in both offense and defense. A Steel/Psychic type.
User avatar #258 to #100 - earloflemondgrab (05/11/2013) [-]
Holy **** this mother ****** is a monster?! I'm getting the third gen now just to get one!
User avatar #108 to #5 - manager (05/10/2013) [-]
I got a Rufflet.

'MERICAH. **** YEAH.
#15 to #5 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Darkrai.
#104 to #5 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Rayquaza bitches!

I would have preferred Wobbuffett, anyone want to swap?
User avatar #6 to #5 - drynix (05/10/2013) [-]
Rolled 249 on my first shot, which is Lugia,

I am okay with this.

Thank you for sharing this tactic
User avatar #7 to #6 - linksbrains (05/10/2013) [-]
Rolled 647 on my first shot, which is Keldeo..

I'm not sure what to think, since I never even knew of the existence of that pokemon..
User avatar #8 to #7 - drynix (05/10/2013) [-]
Keldeo is a pretty rare new awesome pokémon.

Sorta like regigigas with the other regi's. Although the other dogs unlock a special form for keldeo or something like that.

A pretty awesome pokémon altogether and super strong aswell :P A good roll I say!
User avatar #103 to #5 - fukkendragonite (05/10/2013) [-]
#111 Rhyhorn

Rhyhorn's pokedex entry in pokemon sapphire:

"Rhyhorn's brain is very small. It is so dense, while on a run it forgets why it started running in the first place. It apparently remembers sometimes if it demolishes something."

>tfw
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#1 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
If a girl did that to me, then explained, I would buy a pokeball.
#89 - thisotherdude (05/10/2013) [-]
My spirit pokemon... So much advice every three steps...
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User avatar #192 to #98 - ghostofwisebox (05/10/2013) [-]
**ghostofwisebox rolls 531**
#26 - bluelightbebop (05/10/2013) [-]
My Spirit Pokemon is a ************* Blaziken!!

He would be all wise, not talking, and all ******* cold and distant n' **** .


...

**** , i just got myself a new Step Dad.
User avatar #221 to #26 - Psychotic (05/10/2013) [-]
Fire type/ cold
choose one
#148 to #26 - deliciousdee ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
And sexy, don't forget sexy.
User avatar #107 - thekarmacharger (05/10/2013) [-]
**thekarmacharger rolls 391** my spirit pokemon number (if over current pokemon re roll
User avatar #118 to #107 - Vuumbleman (05/10/2013) [-]
**Vuumbleman rolls 782** I shall try!

User avatar #119 to #118 - Vuumbleman (05/10/2013) [-]
**Vuumbleman rolls 277** Err, once again!
User avatar #121 to #119 - Vuumbleman (05/10/2013) [-]
Hmm. Swellow. Not bad.

http://www.serebii.net/pokedex-bw/277.shtml
User avatar #123 to #121 - thekarmacharger (05/10/2013) [-]
Well thats swell(ow)
User avatar #124 to #123 - Vuumbleman (05/10/2013) [-]
Aye! I think I'd run it Jolly with Guts, Flame Orb, Facade, Brave Bird, Heat Wave, and Roost.
User avatar #125 to #124 - thekarmacharger (05/10/2013) [-]
I prefer having it with its hidden.
User avatar #128 to #125 - Vuumbleman (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, Scrappy can be pretty useful.
User avatar #127 to #107 - sszerox (05/10/2013) [-]
**sszerox rolls 513**
#130 to #127 - sszerox (05/10/2013) [-]
oh cool i can live with it
User avatar #133 to #107 - daringdestiny (05/10/2013) [-]
**daringdestiny rolls 576**
#135 to #133 - daringdestiny (05/10/2013) [-]
Could've been worse
User avatar #134 to #107 - mythichyphen (05/10/2013) [-]
**mythichyphen rolls 823**
Who's that Pokemon?
User avatar #136 to #134 - mythichyphen (05/10/2013) [-]
**mythichyphen rolls 633**
No wait
#137 to #136 - mythichyphen (05/10/2013) [-]
Awh nice! :D
User avatar #143 to #107 - odytoboman (05/10/2013) [-]
**odytoboman rolls 712**
User avatar #144 to #143 - odytoboman (05/10/2013) [-]
**odytoboman rolls 348** trying again
#147 to #144 - odytoboman (05/10/2013) [-]
He even seems all spirit-like.
User avatar #145 to #107 - SirSheepy (05/10/2013) [-]
**SirSheepy rolls 375**
#146 to #145 - SirSheepy (05/10/2013) [-]
could be worse
User avatar #149 to #107 - bakuraandmarik (05/10/2013) [-]
**bakuraandmarik rolls 207** let's do this
#175 to #107 - invalidcupcakes (05/10/2013) [-]
**invalidcupcakes rolls 363** Okay here it is
User avatar #232 to #107 - meganinja (05/10/2013) [-]
**meganinja rolls 156** I hope I get Dunsparce or something.
User avatar #233 to #232 - meganinja (05/10/2013) [-]
************* QUILAVA HELL YEAH!1!!!!!! CYNDAQUIL MY FAVORITE STARTER OH HELL YES.
#241 to #107 - tozence (05/10/2013) [-]
**tozence rolls 980** I hope it's good.
#242 to #241 - tozence (05/10/2013) [-]
**tozence rolls 396** Dang, let's try again.
#243 to #107 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 433**
#244 to #107 - archiehicox (05/10/2013) [-]
**archiehicox rolls 539**
#246 to #244 - archiehicox (05/10/2013) [-]
AWWW YISSSSS!
#110 to #107 - thekarmacharger (05/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I can deal with this.
User avatar #112 to #107 - twistedrider (05/10/2013) [-]
**twistedrider rolls 908** Let my try.
User avatar #113 to #112 - twistedrider (05/10/2013) [-]
**twistedrider rolls 921** Second try!
User avatar #114 to #113 - twistedrider (05/10/2013) [-]
**twistedrider rolls 565** Third time's a charm.
#116 to #114 - twistedrider (05/10/2013) [-]
I guess he's ok...
User avatar #117 to #116 - Vuumbleman (05/10/2013) [-]
Shell Smash and some other offensive moves and you're all set.
User avatar #150 to #107 - dracory (05/10/2013) [-]
**dracory rolls 000**
User avatar #151 to #150 - dracory (05/10/2013) [-]
. . . ok i get no pokemon spirit
User avatar #157 to #151 - darthblam ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
It's a sign!
User avatar #158 to #157 - dracory (05/10/2013) [-]
of what??
#159 to #158 - darthblam ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
SOMETHING!
SOMETHING!
User avatar #162 to #159 - dracory (05/10/2013) [-]
i know i get pokemon Zero this first pokemon thus all pokemon
User avatar #173 to #150 - darkor (05/10/2013) [-]
Missingno!
#222 to #150 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
It's... under...
User avatar #259 to #222 - dracory (05/11/2013) [-]
ya i can only reroll if its over
User avatar #91 - Tyranitar (05/10/2013) [-]
What's that, Tyranitar? Hyper Beam the bitch? Well, if you say so...
User avatar #105 to #91 - fukkendragonite (05/10/2013) [-]
Dragonite also supports this line of action.
#38 - anon (05/10/2013) [-]
Wearing glasses, intellectual
Casual clothes, relaxed
Believes in pokemon spirits
Has tits

10/10 would bang
User avatar #203 - urok (05/10/2013) [-]
**urok rolls 493** my spirit Pokemon
User avatar #205 to #203 - urok (05/10/2013) [-]
I... Am a god now.
#97 - brotherrosario (05/10/2013) [-]
This comic pretty accurately describes my life. :/
#68 - pukki (05/10/2013) [-]
When ever I start playing a new pokemon game. I always get my self a ************* magikarp. Why? Pic related.
#99 to #68 - torchrose (05/10/2013) [-]
But you're wrong
#4 - tomppi (05/10/2013) [-]
**tomppi rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at So close.. **
**tomppi rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at So close.. **
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User avatar #250 - MrMeatStick (05/10/2013) [-]
**MrMeatStick rolls 018**
trying to roll swalot. that guys a baller
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