God dammit vaporeon. btw espeon is besteon.. Pokemon was made for 6-11 year old children. Why you still watch this crap? FJ autism section? vaporeon Eevee Pokemon
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#23 - Ihazfunkitty (01/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #82 to #23 - CrushOrange (01/13/2014) [-]
Glaceon looks so freaking happy
User avatar #91 to #82 - torchrose (01/13/2014) [-]
That's because he knows that he's the best eeveelution
#60 to #45 - invshika (01/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #177 to #60 - SgtBaha (01/13/2014) [-]
Can you tell me what this is from?
User avatar #183 to #177 - invshika (01/14/2014) [-]
what anon said
#178 to #177 - anon (01/13/2014) [-]
toradora! brah
#12 - theguywhofarted (01/13/2014) [-]
What did you expect it to do? summon a ******* water dragon out of it's ass?
User avatar #65 to #12 - darkor ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
he injected 5 whole marijuanas
#146 to #65 - anon (01/13/2014) [-]
Kids, this is what happens when you snort bicycles intravenously.
User avatar #13 to #12 - infinitereaper (01/13/2014) [-]
yes
#30 to #12 - anon (01/13/2014) [-]
So that's why we can't do it...
#27 - cristianalo ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Thumbed for the description
#5 - anon (01/13/2014) [-]
Nah Nah its tactics mang

Espeon is setting up a light screen, Umbreon is setting up a reflect

Vaporeon is getting rid of the Ground threat so jolteon can comein and baton pass setup

then pass to either Flareon or vaporeon to sweep the rest of the team
User avatar #9 to #5 - myaccountisnew ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
hmm. Umbreon could totally set up a curse while healing with wish, then baton pass out to Jolteon, get the agilities, and then let Flareon go nuts. Eeveelutions ftw, i guess.
User avatar #72 to #9 - vulper (01/13/2014) [-]
Hate to burst your bubble but Jolts wouldn't survive long enough to get the speed to a positive multiplier, he's too fragile even with x4 defense. Plus Flareon's only usable set has him die after a few turns anyways, whether you're using Flare Blitz or facade.
User avatar #162 to #72 - myaccountisnew ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Jolteon can use wish as well, and i only put flareon in there to make him feel useful for once.
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User avatar #71 to #5 - RisenLichen (01/13/2014) [-]
why would you send flareon to do anything?
#62 - invshika (01/13/2014) [-]
Espeon besteon
User avatar #103 to #62 - radroach (01/13/2014) [-]
Magic bounce, 130 special attack, 110 speed. **** yeah.
User avatar #126 to #103 - exclamation (01/13/2014) [-]
Only problem is Pursuit trapping and being outclassed by Alakazam, but she can still run with the big dogs... err... foxes.
User avatar #127 to #126 - radroach (01/13/2014) [-]
She? Man, Eevee has an 87.5% chance of being male.
User avatar #128 to #127 - exclamation (01/13/2014) [-]
That's just a gameplay mechanic Game Freak put in to keep us from breeding Eevees early game. They're cute Pokemon, and I refer to cute Pokemon with a female pronoun because it just seems right to me. I'm not trying to imply that everything female has to be cute.
User avatar #131 to #128 - radroach (01/13/2014) [-]
I refer to all Pokemon as "it" unless they have a 100% gender ratio, like Latios and Latias.
#68 - the fuzzball (01/13/2014) [-]
vaporeon is best. just look at that adorable little thing
User avatar #111 to #68 - cormy (01/13/2014) [-]
I can never get passed the dog cone... thing.
#14 - wazzup (01/13/2014) [-]
Eveeloutions are best pokemans.
User avatar #137 to #14 - fantasma (01/13/2014) [-]
What's that porkyman on the bottom right?
User avatar #141 to #137 - Haentar (01/13/2014) [-]
It's the one Gamefreak made when weed was made legal. #420blazeiteon.
Nah it's leafeon
User avatar #145 to #141 - fantasma (01/13/2014) [-]
Oh.
I completely forgot Leafeon exists.
Whoops.
#35 - silverhellion (01/13/2014) [-]
**** everything. jolteon is best.
#50 - cjasper (01/13/2014) [-]
I think we all know who is the best eeveelution.
I think we all know who is the best eeveelution.
User avatar #98 to #50 - ariplayer (01/13/2014) [-]
high ass base spec attack and speed + volt absorb ability??? **** yeah Jolteon
User avatar #132 to #50 - novembersky **User deleted account** (01/13/2014) [-]
My ***** !
User avatar #52 to #50 - oxymoronking ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
everyone knows that no need to point it out
User avatar #57 to #50 - skeptical (01/13/2014) [-]
yes. vaporeon.
User avatar #88 to #50 - torchrose (01/13/2014) [-]
Well duh, it's Glaceon
User avatar #102 to #50 - radroach (01/13/2014) [-]
Uh, dude, wrong picture? You accidentally put Jolteon instead of Espeon.
User avatar #16 - learmy (01/13/2014) [-]
Pokemon was made for 6-11 year old children. Why you still watch this crap? FJ autism section?
#97 to #16 - rinaz (01/13/2014) [-]
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#99 to #16 - itrinx (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm pretty okay with what he says, if he's talking about the show (guys, if you haven't watched pokemon since the old ones, then watch an episode right now and you'll understand).

But ***** i hope you ain't talking **** bout the video games.
#26 to #16 - anon (01/13/2014) [-]
You deserve all the green thumbs of FJ
#86 to #16 - twentyten (01/13/2014) [-]
Ironically, I think this is pretty "clever" and subtle. He specifically put 6-11, knowing full well we associate people on this site to be 12yo.
User avatar #148 to #16 - welliguessitsaname (01/13/2014) [-]
because we are all 6-11 year old children, you shrimpdick **********
#201 to #16 - nonanonnon (01/17/2014) [-]
I thought the autism section was the pony board...
#36 to #16 - kaboomz (01/13/2014) [-]
> implying kids these days want to play pokemon
> implying growing up means forget about your childhood
> implying re-watching and old show and playing its game is autistic
#135 to #36 - fantasma (01/13/2014) [-]
PRETEND MY GIF SAYS 2014.
PRETEND MY GIF SAYS 2014.
#150 to #36 - wagastragas (01/13/2014) [-]
i still like the old series, and still play the games, but in all seriousness, the new episodes of the anime are dumb as **** , like they dont think kids wont understand something complex.

the plot for each ep basicly its just a fight where both trainers yell evade that attack. and yell their own attack until one of theior pokemons doesnt evade and loose, i get why kids would watch it but, if you are an adult the new series its boring as **** .


sometimes ash its even retarded out of his mind, to the point of saying pokemon types doesnt matter,,,
User avatar #160 to #150 - kaboomz (01/13/2014) [-]
"omg what pokemon is that?"
"Pikachu, the mouse pokemon..."
"oh right i have one"


this retarded?
#187 to #160 - wagastragas (01/14/2014) [-]
basicly
User avatar #56 to #36 - skeptical (01/13/2014) [-]
you are the best kind of person
User avatar #38 to #16 - kegstand (01/13/2014) [-]
And what age was MLP made for originally again?
#63 to #16 - thefukingarchangel (01/13/2014) [-]
so is dr who
legend of kora
adventure time
and most animes

yet you still see grown ass men still watching those shows
#64 to #63 - anon (01/13/2014) [-]
not really much for dr who
User avatar #66 to #64 - thefukingarchangel (01/13/2014) [-]
if dr who was really not for kids, you'd see allot more gore, sex, and swearing.
User avatar #70 to #66 - garfvader (01/13/2014) [-]
its more of an all ages show, not every show has to be 18+ to be good
User avatar #112 to #66 - cormy (01/13/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's kind of like Star Trek and Start Trek definitely doesn't have much gore/sex/swearing. Especially the not-Kirk ones.
User avatar #149 to #112 - welliguessitsaname (01/13/2014) [-]
All. Hail. Britannia.
#151 to #149 - cormy (01/13/2014) [-]
All hail LELOUCH!
User avatar #152 to #151 - welliguessitsaname (01/13/2014) [-]
Filthy Eleven.
User avatar #109 to #63 - redrepeater (01/13/2014) [-]
Don't forget about MLP.
#34 to #16 - silverhellion (01/13/2014) [-]
that's a nice negative level you got there, would be a shame if people saw through your fail trolling and decided to thumb the 			****		 outta you.
that's a nice negative level you got there, would be a shame if people saw through your fail trolling and decided to thumb the **** outta you.
#19 to #16 - ganjalf ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
fFrom your negative level I deduced you are a troll, so I thumbed you up to make your efforts vain.
I laugh at you, sir. good day.
#33 to #19 - ciacheczko (01/13/2014) [-]
1. Pretend to be a negative troll   
2. Get free thumbs.   
3. ????   
4. Profit.   
   
Yea I know i won't actually work
1. Pretend to be a negative troll
2. Get free thumbs.
3. ????
4. Profit.

Yea I know i won't actually work
User avatar #122 to #33 - nadjie (01/13/2014) [-]
why? are you a ****** ?
User avatar #157 to #33 - mitchr (01/13/2014) [-]
Well, the troll's level -226, so he's probably pissed about all the green thumbs.
User avatar #20 to #19 - zombieblob (01/13/2014) [-]
Did you really need to chech his level to know it? You're not too bright are ya?
#24 to #20 - ganjalf ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Maybe he was just stupid, you never know on the internet.
#143 to #24 - pkrbarmovie (01/13/2014) [-]
Because to say that pokemon is for kids is stupid...?
User avatar #21 to #20 - zombieblob (01/13/2014) [-]
*check
#105 to #19 - anon (01/13/2014) [-]
Wow, you noticed that "learmy" is a troll, when he made a comment usually surely would be downthumbed. You sir are a genius, you can spot a troll ******* miles away, some day I want to be like you.

Good ******* job, god ******* damnit
User avatar #25 to #19 - evebishop (01/13/2014) [-]
I wonder....if you were to + thumb him and then I - thumb him does that just keep him at the same level? Trying not to feed the trolls
User avatar #29 to #25 - viperish (01/13/2014) [-]
No, I think it's better to check his level and thumb accordingly. That way we can maintain his total level near zero.
#110 to #25 - anon (01/13/2014) [-]
Yeah it's better for everyone to thumb him up to get him to lvl 0, rather than just stay at lvl -238 or whatever, and then gain reds elsewhere.
#31 to #16 - leonidasking (01/13/2014) [-]
I agree with you completely, i never got this pokèmon hype after i passed 11.
#22 to #16 - anon (01/13/2014) [-]
i know this is a troll but actually there are more pokemon fans above the age of 15 than there are of 7 or 8 yr olds

suck it bitch
#47 to #16 - albinohummingbird (01/13/2014) [-]
you will die the most horrid of deaths...
you will die the most horrid of deaths...
User avatar #133 to #16 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (01/13/2014) [-]
Good job
#93 to #16 - sotalokki ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
I give it one week until everyone starts to do this for thumbs
#90 to #16 - dingbox (01/13/2014) [-]
Mastertroll/10   
   
Like skyrim with guns
Mastertroll/10

Like skyrim with guns
#17 to #16 - Lilstow ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - fuckthepopo (01/12/2014) [-]
There are the guys at parties able to party and have a good time.
Then there is me, who throws up on everything.

True story: I threw up about a 1/4liter of vomit from 4 stories at a college dorm party a few months ago and a janitorial staff cart was below the torrent of sludge. The roof was dented, and they actually sat in it before cleaning it up. They asked everyone at the party and no one took responsibility for the incident.

They'll never know.
User avatar #4 to #3 - doctorpickle (01/13/2014) [-]
So it was you, you little **** .
#6 to #4 - fuckthepopo (01/13/2014) [-]
You'll never find me.
You'll never find me.
#8 to #6 - doctorpickle (01/13/2014) [-]
See ya tomorrow, ***** .

You are so dead.
User avatar #113 to #8 - cormy (01/13/2014) [-]
Would your name happen to be Pierce by any chance?
User avatar #114 to #113 - doctorpickle (01/13/2014) [-]
No, sorry, eh?
User avatar #123 to #114 - cormy (01/13/2014) [-]
It's just that the face in the pic reminded me of someone I knew. Is that you in the pic?
User avatar #140 to #123 - doctorpickle (01/13/2014) [-]
Nah.
User avatar #28 to #4 - fuzzypickles (01/13/2014) [-]
hello pickle
User avatar #54 to #28 - doctorpickle (01/13/2014) [-]
hello pickle
User avatar #134 - rynana (01/13/2014) [-]
Everyone here is getting angry. And I'm just here like I love all my Eeveelutions equally...
#214 to #134 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]
beautiful ;)
#116 - chaossniper (01/13/2014) [-]
guys just let it be
#144 to #116 - detroitshanker (01/13/2014) [-]
you guys do know that the ditto is going to rape the **** out of the eevee, right?
#85 - kanadetenshi (01/13/2014) [-]
Espeon master race.
User avatar #142 - gmarrox (01/13/2014) [-]
Umbreon master eeveelution, scrub.
#32 - muckyducky (01/13/2014) [-]
But I like vaporeon It passes massive amounts of hp with wish...
#170 - loodee (01/13/2014) [-]
gais

all eeveelutions are bestest eeveelutions
#205 to #170 - teegoogilycoffeeme (01/19/2014) [-]
But I don't know why...
User avatar #18 - vikingontour (01/13/2014) [-]
I just farted from laughing
#155 - gongthehawkeye (01/13/2014) [-]
See, Vaporeon can take a hit, unlike Espeon, and learns good moves, unlike Umbreon.   
Therefore Vaporeon is the best Pokemon forever for all time and ever.
See, Vaporeon can take a hit, unlike Espeon, and learns good moves, unlike Umbreon.
Therefore Vaporeon is the best Pokemon forever for all time and ever.
User avatar #176 to #175 - gongthehawkeye (01/13/2014) [-]
Drop a rock on it
Turn the heat up
Punch it
Hit it with a gear
User avatar #179 to #176 - giinthir (01/13/2014) [-]
You gotta do ALL of that at least twice. And by the second time, you're already dead. It's Sp Atk and Sp Def is ******* crazy, and it's got the speed to match.
User avatar #186 to #179 - thehonorwolf (01/14/2014) [-]
It doesn't have the speed to match at all. it's speed is base 65 which is a joke and although its physical defense may save it from being taken out in one hit it's special defense is only base 95. Base 95 may not be bad but it's not good enough to survive a flamethrower from most fire type pokemon.
User avatar #189 to #186 - giinthir (01/14/2014) [-]
Oh but it is. It's sp def is crazy.
User avatar #192 to #189 - thehonorwolf (01/15/2014) [-]
Crazy? No, it's base 130 special attack is crazy. It's base 95 special defense is decent, but without it being fully EV trained, and without Glaceon holding an Assault Vest, it won't survive a flamethrower from a fire type pokemon with a base sp atk of 95 or greater.
User avatar #190 to #189 - gongthehawkeye (01/15/2014) [-]
Most Rock, Steel, and Fighting type attacks are physical.
boom.
User avatar #191 to #190 - giinthir (01/15/2014) [-]
It can withstand a Close Combat from an enemy 10 levels above it. Believe me. It's fine.
#196 to #191 - gongthehawkeye (01/16/2014) [-]
That's because ingame Pokemon are retardedly weak.
Think about it realistically: You're going to be fighting another person with Pokemon that have been trained to do the most possible damage in any situation. Glaceon's STAB moves are only SE against Grass, Flying, and Ground, no one's gonna send out those types against it, unless it's something like Excadrill, who takes neutral damage. It's speed is meh, so it's not gonna hit first, it's probably gonna die, and if it doesn't die from one hit, it's damage will probably get resisted or just not kill. Unless you're lucky enough to get a freeze (which almost never happens) chances are you'll have to switch out to another Pokemon.
TLDR: Pokemon is totally serious business.
User avatar #197 to #196 - giinthir (01/16/2014) [-]
Why would i fight online.
User avatar #198 to #197 - gongthehawkeye (01/16/2014) [-]
Because it's fun.
Why keep playing the game over and over again? Doesn't that get boring after a while?
And of course Glaceon is good ingame, every Pokemon is good ingame because the AI Pokemon are retardedly easy.
User avatar #199 to #198 - giinthir (01/16/2014) [-]
I've put over 280 hours into it. I'm pretty much just doing the Battle Chateau. It hasn't gotten boring yet.
#213 to #199 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]
everything discussion is a battle that you have to win, huh? you need to reconsider your life. ;O
User avatar #215 to #213 - giinthir (05/21/2014) [-]
Okay first of all, this post is like 4 months old. Why are you even here? Second, emoticons are gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.
User avatar #200 to #199 - gongthehawkeye (01/16/2014) [-]
You know what, **** it.
Whatever.
#202 to #200 - giinthir (01/17/2014) [-]
Sure, I'll accept a truce.
Sure, I'll accept a truce.
#212 to #155 - anon (05/21/2014) [-]
hey dont hate on umbreon D:
he has potential, and he'll wreck you like wreck it ralph and you wont even know.
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