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Fucking Gensixers

arizonas E sschool I] Source the
DEE:
Ciro:
EEN ac h fl Ort) ant) savior:
Ciro:
Look at these ****** new Pokemon. Ugh, get it
together, Game Freak I
I hope you' : ing_
No, I' m not ******* joking. Miyamoto needs to realize that
he' s running out of ideas tor the pokemon series and take
the series back to it' s roots.
what the tuck that blue one is literally a turtle colored blue how
lazy can they get.
Some blue thing is a turtle, but the green one is also a turtle??
all three new starters arepost turtles what The ****
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#6 - saxong (09/16/2013) [+] (10 replies)
stickied
Comment section of people who don't get the joke
Comment section of people who don't get the joke
#7 - jtistillam ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
I bet that red one is a Fire/Fighting.
#63 to #7 - bxn (09/16/2013) [-]
maybe its dragon!!
User avatar #113 to #63 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Dragon/Fighting

That'd be so ******* badass
User avatar #176 to #113 - orangelightning (09/17/2013) [-]
be totally broken, but yeah would be cool
#10 - chasskika (09/16/2013) [-]
this pretty much sums up everything going on here...
#11 to #10 - chasskika (09/16/2013) [-]
and i don't wanna tell how to live your life, but you may want to sticky one of these sarcasm posts so the stupidity ceases
#36 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
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#37 to #36 - felixjarl ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
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#155 to #37 - puntsik (09/16/2013) [-]
Mine broke so I'll be taking that.
Mine broke so I'll be taking that.
#27 - pappathethird (09/16/2013) [-]
What I see in the comments are members of the fj community experiencing what we would have referred to as 'being trolled' a few years back    
   
By tumblers.   
   
It is a sad sight.
What I see in the comments are members of the fj community experiencing what we would have referred to as 'being trolled' a few years back

By tumblers.

It is a sad sight.
#61 to #27 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Even ******* facebook manages to do that.
#85 - Wumbologist (09/16/2013) [-]
Squirtle is by far the most genius Pokemon ever conceived, especially considering that it's the English name for a Japanese Pokemon.   
Think about it.   
It's a squirrel's tale on a turtle, so "squirtle."   
"Squirt" refers to water.   
Boom—squirrel + turtle water type.
Squirtle is by far the most genius Pokemon ever conceived, especially considering that it's the English name for a Japanese Pokemon.
Think about it.
It's a squirrel's tale on a turtle, so "squirtle."
"Squirt" refers to water.
Boom—squirrel + turtle water type.
User avatar #172 to #85 - stonedplatypus (09/16/2013) [-]
Squirt+turtle = Squirtle
Char+salamander = Charmander
Bulb+dinosaur = Bulbasaur
#99 to #85 - thesimonved (09/16/2013) [-]
And damn, it's final form Blastoise has got to be the smoothest guy ever.... I mean he ******* shoots water from his body using giant rpg-like tubes coming from his body.
User avatar #38 - finblob (09/16/2013) [-]
After reading of the comments I realised just how many retards are actually on Funnyjunk.
#45 to #38 - osamathemamalama (09/16/2013) [-]
I feel your pain
#47 - floydcalling (09/16/2013) [-]
Pokemon have never been particularly original for the most part.  They've always resembled some real world counterpart, whether it be turtle, squirrel, groundhog, or ice cream cone.
Pokemon have never been particularly original for the most part. They've always resembled some real world counterpart, whether it be turtle, squirrel, groundhog, or ice cream cone.
User avatar #98 to #47 - sqman (09/16/2013) [-]
Explain lugia
User avatar #116 to #98 - scytherkris (09/16/2013) [-]
"Lugia's origin is unclear. While it is regarded a legendary bird Pokémon, it also has elements of dragons, dinosaurs, and sea creatures. It is suggested that Ryūjin, a dragon who lived on the ocean floor and was the Shinto god of the sea, is a possible basis for Lugia. The two have similarities in mythology, and further evidence lies in Lugia's Shiny coloration: red and white are also the colors of the coral of which the Ryūgū-jō's palace was made. The beluga whale, a white whale with a similar body shape and coloration to Lugia, is also cited as a design source: at the very least, it may also form part of Lugia's name origin."

Basically a dragon-bird-whale
User avatar #111 to #98 - floydcalling (09/16/2013) [-]
>For the most part.
I do realize that there exist exceptions to the rule.
#12 - semidemon ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
im ok with turtles
#110 - CatholicPriest (09/16/2013) [-]
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#72 - harbingerwolf (09/16/2013) [-]
I dont understand why a whole generation has to be black listed because of a few ****** pokemon. There are ******* awesome pokemon and ******* terrible pokemon in every generation.
#49 - backerxii (09/16/2013) [-]
MFW I got the joke
MFW I got the joke
User avatar #93 to #49 - safo (09/16/2013) [-]
i didnt..
#32 - theblargypargler (09/16/2013) [-]
Now that you think of it, first gen wasn't much more creative than the others.
#158 - warioteam (09/16/2013) [-]
goddamn it gamefreak why dont you just rename the series turtlemon you ******* money grabbing pigs
#16 - infinitereaper (09/16/2013) [-]
SUCH MAGNIFICENT
#17 to #16 - infinitereaper (09/16/2013) [-]
MUCH DESIGN
#22 to #18 - mudkipfucker (09/16/2013) [-]
SUCH CREATIVITY
User avatar #75 to #23 - drewsky (09/16/2013) [-]
Bidoofados?
#21 to #18 - infinitereaper (09/16/2013) [-]
Listen I'll be honest. Gen V has some of the crappiest Pokemon I've seen. But there are brushes of brilliance. A few are ******* awesome. But for the most part I was rather disappointed. A lot are just okay. I'm talking both by looks and battle capability.

The original will always be the original. They set the precedent, and new gens have given us some awesome Pokemon. Gen III for example was freaking amazing.

Gen V was just a bit underwhelming for me.
#103 to #21 - jajathezombie (09/16/2013) [-]
I will forever love gen V simply because they made a dragon who looks like a T-rex in golden plate armor with battle axes attached to his face.
#59 to #21 - ripgeckosncherios (09/16/2013) [-]
pretty much this
the main part i miss in new games is the introduction of new storylines/battlemodes (although horde battle changed that a bit)
seeing more games like colloseum, with an alternate storyline would be awesome and I wouldn't mind what pokemon they used for it
#66 to #59 - hoskins (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, as much as the genwunners would scream and yell, I think that a new storyline that maybe called on necessity rather than "I'm ten therefore I must tame animals to fight because it is my passion." would be nice. Something more closely based on the antagonists, Team <insert cool word here> would play a more active role and the player wouldn't stare at them with indifference.

But that's just me.
#167 to #21 - atma ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Gen V has my favorite roster since the first. I felt like Sugimori was keeping away from the stiff and robotic creations that made up a big portion of the 2nd to 4th gens, and was returning to a more organic style that resembled his earliest works.
Even though Magnemite is like a hunk of metal, it still resembles an animal more than, say, Nuzleaf because of the way that it was drawn, posed, and gorgeously colored. Gen V brings me back to that appeal.
User avatar #169 to #167 - infinitereaper (09/16/2013) [-]
Gen V wasn't that bad, but it was just boring to me (fort the most part) I'm a fan of inspiring designs. Stuff that opens up imagination. Anyways I'm only talking about the Pokemon. The story/gameplay/features are ******* great.
#165 to #18 - anon (09/16/2013) [-]
Keep crying dickweed. Im sorry not every pokemon is as good as generation one.You cant base a whole generation on just 3 pokemon idiot. Gen five is one of my favorites, but you dont see me going around telling everyone about how much i like it. So why don't you piss off with your "gen five was uncreative" ******** .
#179 to #165 - hoskins (09/17/2013) [-]
what the **** are you going on about
User avatar #166 to #165 - infinitereaper (09/16/2013) [-]
Stop crying anon
User avatar #80 to #26 - lordzak (09/16/2013) [-]
I like Muk. Muk would be in my top 20 Pokemon of gen one.
User avatar #82 to #80 - xturboxx (09/16/2013) [-]
Muk would be somewhere in my top 151 of the first gen
User avatar #124 to #26 - infinitereaper (09/16/2013) [-]
I ******* love Muk
#31 - ipostfunny ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
Wow these guys are so stupid,
I can't believe that they don't know the difference...
Bulbasaur is clearly a tortoise, not a turtle
#42 to #31 - Spikeydeath (09/16/2013) [-]
and charmanders a drake...oh wait no he's not
#25 - iridium (09/16/2013) [-]
I like how they just bring up Miyamoto's name as if he has had anything to do with the Pokemon franchise over the last decade.

I know they're joking, it adds to the joke
#28 to #25 - krynax ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
**krynax rolled a random image posted in comment #140 at Whenever I try to draw **
#106 - zanekin (09/16/2013) [-]
I get the joke but the second form of the starters this time isn't very promising,
the chespin evolution makes me chuckle
User avatar #109 to #106 - demonicchimera (09/16/2013) [-]
From the first evos, I thought that I'd probably get Fennekin with Chespin as a back-up. But after their second evos were revealed I'm leaning towards Froakie.
User avatar #159 to #106 - delicaking (09/16/2013) [-]
**** now it looks like Fennekin will end up another fire/fighting
User avatar #174 to #159 - jockothecrock (09/17/2013) [-]
it uses a wand/torch for special attacks, so its actually going to be either fire fairy or fire/ psychic.
#181 to #174 - delicaking (09/17/2013) [-]
This pleases me
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User avatar #177 to #106 - finblob (09/17/2013) [-]
Does anyone have the name of Fennekins 2nd form or is it not released? It looks so adorable.
User avatar #183 to #177 - jockothecrock (09/18/2013) [-]
braxillen
User avatar #184 to #183 - finblob (09/18/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #182 to #177 - zanekin (09/17/2013) [-]
If someone here reads japanese i'm sure they could tell from this picture haha
User avatar #120 to #106 - mycatislookingatme (09/16/2013) [-]
First evolves have a habit of looking silly.

Croconaw, Combusken, etc.
#77 - gibroner (09/16/2013) [-]
I almost fell into your trap... almost
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