Farewell baby. It will be hilarious when some random trainer meets it in route 1. I In , Sc) urce.. fenne. chin Hit a hey or a girl?' the new mother says eagerl
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Farewell baby

Farewell baby. It will be hilarious when some random trainer meets it in route 1. I In , Sc) urce.. fenne. chin Hit a hey or a girl?' the new mother says eagerl

It will be hilarious when some random trainer meets it in route 1

I In , Sc) urce.. fenne. chin
Hit a hey or a girl?' the new mother says eagerly. after having her baby.
What does it matter? It' s not a shiny" says the meter- releasing the
newborn into the will
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#99 to #15 - maxsexington (11/12/2013) [-]
They kill and skin white nig nogs in south africa..the only explanation is its south africa
User avatar #2 - genderless (11/11/2013) [-]
i wonder...are human shinies albinos and melanistics?
User avatar #45 to #2 - theguywhofarted (11/11/2013) [-]
i guess that's what it is supposed to be
Melianistics and albinos don't sparkle though
User avatar #64 to #45 - trivdiego (11/12/2013) [-]
they do if you poke them a couple of times with a knife
#191 to #64 - thecrayzeeman (11/12/2013) [-]
He was only bleeding.

You lied to me.
User avatar #3 to #2 - turkeyslapper (11/11/2013) [-]
Or gingers
#9 to #3 - Rascal (11/11/2013) [-]
gingers are genetic, albinos aren't.
User avatar #10 to #9 - bjornkrage (11/11/2013) [-]
technically they are.

they are just more rare because they're produced from recessive genes.
User avatar #195 to #10 - weazr ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Woo! I am a shiny!
#58 - kennyxvi (11/11/2013) [-]
So...are Albinos considered shinies in the real world then?
#196 to #58 - weazr ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
MFW Being a shiny.
MFW Being a shiny.
#56 - azelot (11/11/2013) [-]
This image has expired
i know this is on frontpage but c'mon ******* relevant!
#54 - murpmurp ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #70 to #54 - kombee (11/12/2013) [-]
Thank you very much good sir. I don't havethe game yet but if all goes well I will by January. Have a thumb!
#186 - Hawke (11/12/2013) [-]
"Is it a boy or a girl?" the new mother says eagerly, after having her baby.   
"What does it matter? You filthy cis gendered transphobic scum" says the feminist doctor, removing the baby's genitalia with a scalpel so it can decide what it wants to be when it's older.
"Is it a boy or a girl?" the new mother says eagerly, after having her baby.
"What does it matter? You filthy cis gendered transphobic scum" says the feminist doctor, removing the baby's genitalia with a scalpel so it can decide what it wants to be when it's older.
#67 - atma (11/12/2013) [-]
I caught the first Shiny that I've ever seen since I started playing in Gen 4
That's one shiny over the course of... maybe 1,000 hours of gameplay?
It's an Ariados, one of the worst contenders of the NU tier, but I won't let that stop me from loving him, dammit.
User avatar #119 to #67 - heartlessrobot (11/12/2013) [-]
My first shiny was an Eevee, which became a shiny Umbreon. **** was so cash.
#178 to #67 - yisumad (11/12/2013) [-]
Amazingly, my first shiny was off of the GTS: Lvl 100, Shiny, DEOXYS.
<MFW
I win.
User avatar #68 to #67 - theguywhofarted (11/12/2013) [-]
my first shiny was zigzagoon dude, i played 5 generations for.... a zigzagoon?
#74 to #68 - atma (11/12/2013) [-]
My first reaction probably would have been to crack up
Then I would have been content because Zigzagoon is adorable
If it was Bidoof I would have known that somebody had it out for me
User avatar #69 to #68 - saltyfries (11/12/2013) [-]
my first shiny was a Torkoal in Gen 3, and a little while later a Claydol, both are now gone but not forgotten , traded them for needed pokemon in Gen 5
User avatar #78 to #69 - atma (11/12/2013) [-]
I think it's good to have the capacity to love them, but not to cling onto them like they're your biblical saviors :V
They are just a different color, after all... although gold Torkoal is freakin' sweet
I hope you got some awesome Pokemon out of those trades!
#85 to #78 - theguywhofarted (11/12/2013) [-]
There are some that look really gross, like light green or pink patterns, but you must accept that shiny charizard and shiny umbreon are the ****
User avatar #83 to #78 - saltyfries (11/12/2013) [-]
keyword "needed", I traded Torkoal for a Zorua, and my Claydol for a Thundarus I believe so I could get Landorus so I could complete my pokedex in Black 1
User avatar #90 to #83 - atma (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh nice, I got Pokémon Dream Radar like a dork because I couldn't find anybody else who had a Tornadus
Still need to transfer them both from 2 to 1 so I can get muh Landorus, then proceed to put them all in my box and never use them ever
User avatar #71 to #69 - theguywhofarted (11/12/2013) [-]
you got them in gen 3 and didn't clone them?
User avatar #72 to #71 - saltyfries (11/12/2013) [-]
idk how to clone in Gen 3, I didn't even know you could do that?
User avatar #75 to #72 - kombee (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm not sure you can actually. You could easily in gen 2, however I think they did some anti-measures to that in gen 3. Found this in Bulbapedia though:

"While Pokémon cloning was completely absent on most games of this generation, the glitch returned in a different form in Pokémon Emerald, where the Link-Battle mode of the Battle Tower saved only the party and Bag of the player, even if he or she chooses "no" when the game asks to; this was due to the game's need to save a massive amount of data and check connections. Like in the methods from the previous generation, if the save is interrupted at the right moment, up to six Pokémon can be cloned at one time. However, unless the player is willing to lose a Pokémon, up to five of them can be cloned at once. It is also possible to clone numerous items at once."

So I guess you could in Emerald, somehow?
User avatar #79 to #75 - theguywhofarted (11/12/2013) [-]
that's it, it was really easy actually, faster than gen 2. There was a risky way in gen 4 using the GTS, and the other way for gen 4 and 5 is by using roms
User avatar #76 to #72 - theguywhofarted (11/12/2013) [-]
in battle tower, switching boxes or something, i had an army of shiny linoones
User avatar #86 to #68 - vivapinatapro (11/12/2013) [-]
My first was a Volbeat, and I also found a shiny Zigzagoon, who is now a Sp Att. Linoone, and I love it. It is waiting patiently to be transferred to Pokemon X this Christmas.
User avatar #80 to #68 - sketchE ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
i love zigzagoon. is his shiny really bad?
User avatar #73 to #67 - kombee (11/12/2013) [-]
Don't worry dude, it has become slightly better in 6th gen tiers because of Sticky Web. I've even seen some use it in OU (although I don't recommend that).
I personally prefer Galvantula over Ariados but it's a cool Pokemon non-the-less. Great find.
User avatar #84 to #73 - atma (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh, sweet, I was wondering how it held up in Gen 6. I didn't even know Sticky Web was a move until now, although any entry hazard gets me salivating. They really do.
I'm pretty sure he can plant some Toxic Spikes as well?
User avatar #98 to #84 - kombee (11/12/2013) [-]
Yep. A focus sash, physical build with X-scissor/T-spikes/Sticky web/Sucker punch (or poison jab) could work out great as a lead. It could easily become setup fodder though so you probably have to change.
ALTHOUGH, I've just checked and Ariados can learn infestation, which is a great move. It traps your opponent so he can't switch, and inflicts 1/8th damage of their health for four to five turns which could lead to an interesting suicide lead. It's a shame with Ariados' speed though. It is outsped by almost any Pokemon, but with sucker-punch it might have an upper edge?
#106 to #98 - atma (11/12/2013) [-]
Infestation, the best move to ever involve barfing parasites into your opponent's innards.
Ugh, if he could outspeed most other Pokémon that would be a brutal way to get a match started. Infest them to keep them from switching to a good counter, entry hazard the poop out of them, then... whatever, you've already done enough, Ariados. He doesn't have any quadruple weaknesses, so it might still be a good method to try.
#118 to #106 - kombee (11/12/2013) [-]
Sure! You gotta love a pokemon that can do that, lol. It sounds great in theory, now it's just about waiting until the tiers are finalized and then try it out.    
Man I feel so hype for Pokemon but I still don't have the game yet. I might get it around January though, if things go well.
Sure! You gotta love a pokemon that can do that, lol. It sounds great in theory, now it's just about waiting until the tiers are finalized and then try it out.
Man I feel so hype for Pokemon but I still don't have the game yet. I might get it around January though, if things go well.
#92 to #67 - sunfire (11/12/2013) [-]
My first shiny was a Pachirisu, but it was the first one I'd ever caught. I was pretty frickin' surprised when I found out they were blue. Sadly, I've still never caught another shiny, but... I thought it was pretty cool. Good times :3
User avatar #111 to #92 - atma (11/12/2013) [-]
How pissed would you be if you didn't want one and just knocked it out... ಠ_ಠ
#169 to #67 - falconxmard (11/12/2013) [-]
I've never caught a shiny and I've played every non spinoff game( or one of the versions) since Silver on gameboy color. Never caught a shiny, but I've caught a pokemon with pokerus.
User avatar #173 to #169 - atma (11/12/2013) [-]
Haha yeah, Pokerus was one of the first things I got playing Pokemon, I had no idea what the hell it meant and thought it was some kind of horrible status ailment
Then somebody in-game told me about it... I didn't know it was even rarer than shiny Pokemon until the other day, though.
I'm there with you, though, this is the first and only one I've ever seen in my own games! You might want to consider the Poke Radar chaining technique if you're dying to get one.
User avatar #101 to #67 - mitchr (11/12/2013) [-]
First was an unown.

I named it Ohmygod in celebration of its ******** Blue-shaded skin.
User avatar #121 to #101 - heartlessrobot (11/12/2013) [-]
I caught one of every type of unknown, and named each one for the letter it looked like.
User avatar #122 to #121 - mitchr (11/12/2013) [-]
All I have to catch is ! and ?.
User avatar #117 to #101 - atma (11/12/2013) [-]
After having a million of them rape my face as I explored the Ruins of Alph, I would **** my pants if I saw a blue one flying at me, too.
First shiny an Unown... I'm... sorry? I think it would be pretty badass if it had a Hidden Power Water.
User avatar #120 to #117 - mitchr (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm happy with it.


Though next I want a Shiny Ralts. The Gardevoir evolutionary line with shinies looks great.
User avatar #125 to #120 - swagasauruss (11/12/2013) [-]
Gardevoir looks badass shiny or not
User avatar #127 to #125 - mitchr (11/12/2013) [-]
It looks regal, Shiny or not.
Gallade looks badass shiny or not.
User avatar #128 to #127 - swagasauruss (11/12/2013) [-]
God I just love that whole evolutionary line!
User avatar #129 to #128 - mitchr (11/12/2013) [-]
Everyone does.
User avatar #131 to #129 - swagasauruss (11/12/2013) [-]
Now I'm sad I've never caught a shiny...and I've played hours and hours....
User avatar #133 to #131 - mitchr (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh, I said that like a week before I caught my first.

Trust me, it shall come.
User avatar #135 to #133 - swagasauruss (11/12/2013) [-]
already put 1000s of hours into playing all the games (excluding X and Y) haven't played those yet, but getting them for christmas
User avatar #137 to #135 - mitchr (11/12/2013) [-]
And so had I. And I said I was sad that I had never seen a shiny.

Three days later, up pops a blue unown.
User avatar #140 to #137 - swagasauruss (11/12/2013) [-]
Hope I get something epic
User avatar #147 to #140 - mitchr (11/12/2013) [-]
I got an Unown. As Pokemon go in badassery, Unown is pretty low on the list.

It doesn't matter what the hell your first shiny is, it's still awesome.
User avatar #148 to #147 - swagasauruss (11/12/2013) [-]
mhmm
#46 - nonowgetout (11/11/2013) [-]
Slightly relevant
Slightly relevant
#77 - doktorpaj (11/12/2013) [-]
"is it a boy or a girl"
What kind of question is that, of course it's a boy or a girl.
#4 - xboxperks (11/11/2013) [-]
What do you mean, boy or girl? You tell me. I know it's the meme picture.
#152 - badboycoen (11/12/2013) [-]
After over 450 eggs.
User avatar #167 to #152 - carpediam (11/12/2013) [-]
Shiny Mega Gardevoir is awesome. That Black Dress is the **** .
User avatar #190 to #167 - badboycoen (11/12/2013) [-]
The black dress is why I had to get her.
#97 - Rascal (11/12/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #109 at (1985) ** mfw i catch a shiny
#166 - falconxmard (11/12/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #149 posted by brokenhalf at pokeprint ** :im apart of the master race 
   
What my doctor said to my mom when I was born
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #149 posted by brokenhalf at pokeprint ** :
im apart of the master race

What my doctor said to my mom when I was born
User avatar #183 to #166 - brokenhalf (11/12/2013) [-]
you are the first person to ever roll me in a random comment. take a free thumb.
User avatar #8 - KillinTime (11/11/2013) [-]
who actually breeds for shinies though?
User avatar #35 to #8 - xdeathspawnx (11/11/2013) [-]
Breeding is the easiest way to get shinnies, especially if you want a pokemon with a low encounter rate.
User avatar #88 to #8 - greenstrongworld (11/12/2013) [-]
I do. I'm hatching Pinsirs atm. I have more than 400 eggs.
#144 to #8 - picklesexer (11/12/2013) [-]
MFW hatched 5 Charmander eggs and got shiny. also on the same day I hatched shiny Emolga in less than 10 eggs.
#150 to #8 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
When you breed for shinies using the masuda method you can control their Nature and have some control over their IVs
#156 to #150 - Rascal (11/12/2013) [-]
That Gardevoirs stats aren't that good though, it's SP attack is only 259 at lv. 74, my Gardevoir is level 34 with about 128 SP attk
User avatar #159 to #156 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
Because its timid and not modest. Mine was meant for speed
#11 to #8 - infinitereaper (11/11/2013) [-]
I do, posting results,

Lucario
Gender: Female
Nature: Adamant
Overall Stats: Relatively Superior
Number of Eggs: Roughly 130
#13 to #11 - infinitereaper (11/11/2013) [-]
Dragonite
Gender: Female
Nature: Jolly
Overall Stats: Relatively Superior
Number of eggs: Roughly 200
#55 to #13 - skiskate (11/11/2013) [-]
Salamence
Gender: Male
Nature: Adamant
Overall Stats: Relatively Superior
Number of Eggs: N/A (found in the wild)
#14 to #13 - infinitereaper (11/11/2013) [-]
Currently working on Hydregion
Number of eggs hatched so far:
300+
#36 to #14 - lotengo ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
shiny, gender, nature, number of eggs, breeding.

MFW i only had pokemon Blue
User avatar #66 to #36 - caterpiec (11/12/2013) [-]
Even though I own some of the newer games, that is still MFW as well. Ain't nobody got time for that.
#26 to #14 - unbird (11/11/2013) [-]
I got this ****** last night.
User avatar #27 to #26 - infinitereaper (11/11/2013) [-]
I feel so left out.

What the **** is that.
User avatar #29 to #27 - unbird (11/11/2013) [-]
That is a Phantump. He's a Gen VI Pokeman.
User avatar #30 to #29 - infinitereaper (11/11/2013) [-]
I love him.
User avatar #31 to #30 - unbird (11/11/2013) [-]
.Same...
User avatar #60 to #26 - IAmManbearpig (11/11/2013) [-]
holy **** , i just looked him up and he evolves into a Gnarl
User avatar #52 to #26 - thewellhungarian (11/11/2013) [-]
AAAHHHH lucky bastard.....
#18 to #14 - slend (11/11/2013) [-]
...I found a shiny Hydreigon in the wilds! He's pretty darn beefy.

+Spec def, - attack. Sweet stats.
User avatar #21 to #18 - infinitereaper (11/11/2013) [-]
Nice. I've only ever encountered one wild shiny. And it was a zubat.
#23 to #21 - slend (11/11/2013) [-]
Thanks, yeah it was my first ever.
Moments like these pay off when after playing pokemon since the 1st gen
all your friends got all these shinies and you end up having nothing save
that one shiny you saw in the battle tower in FR/LG that you couldn't catch.

And then I get a Hydreigon. Good lord, I was so happy.
User avatar #28 to #23 - alria (11/11/2013) [-]
I saw and accidentally killed the second wild shiny I had ever encountered last night. It was a Dratini.
#16 to #14 - mohne (11/11/2013) [-]
wow you really have too much time
wow you really have too much time
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#24 to #22 - slend (11/11/2013) [-]
Because he can take it. Because he knows what he's doing it for.
He's not the pokemon trainer they want, he's the trainer they deserve.
#39 to #11 - flarewolfthegame (11/11/2013) [-]
Hawlucha
Gender: Male
Nature: Timid
Overall Stats: Relatively Superior
Number of Eggs: Around 260-270
#96 - hatenay (11/12/2013) [-]
who the **** cares about a different color animal in a kids game
User avatar #112 to #96 - ihatecarltonbanks (11/12/2013) [-]
your'e trying to hard for those new levels.
#115 to #112 - hatenay (11/12/2013) [-]
not trying m8
just trying to say my opinion, i can do it now because i wont get banned because of thumbs
User avatar #116 to #115 - ihatecarltonbanks (11/12/2013) [-]
keep telling yourself that
#189 - trollaccountjpg (11/12/2013) [-]
I hate faggots and I hate friendzone
fedora power
9gag **** funnyjunkers

come at me
NO GAY MARRIAGE !
User avatar #5 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
JESUS, SAD CUNTS. GROW UP POKEMON IS FOR LITTLE KIDS
YOU MAY AS WELL BE PLAYING MY LITTLE PONY
#93 to #5 - euphoricfedora (11/12/2013) [-]
Get out.
Get out.
#100 to #5 - Rascal (11/12/2013) [-]
then explain the complex leveling system that a child would never be able to understand?
#124 to #5 - waaw (11/12/2013) [-]
haha you all just got trolled
User avatar #146 to #5 - Pootering (11/12/2013) [-]
tis a large difference between older people enjoying pokemon as opposed to my little pony
#42 to #5 - Rascal (11/11/2013) [-]
Combat Rotor I wouldn't mind playing this.
#145 to #42 - drroxxo (11/12/2013) [-]
what is this game????
#50 to #5 - friedgreenpomatoes (11/11/2013) [-]
It's like you're trying to be obvious.
#53 to #50 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
Hey again.
Hey again.
User avatar #51 to #50 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
i am
User avatar #81 to #5 - hektoroftroy (11/12/2013) [-]
faggot undisable your profile so i can see all the negative levels admin promised us
#155 to #5 - iamaniceperson (11/12/2013) [-]
How did you know it was a reference to pokemon, hmmmm?
#197 to #155 - awesomechardey (11/12/2013) [-]
Well maybe because it was in the pokemon channel
#25 to #5 - angryjewman (11/11/2013) [-]
**** off thats my line
#41 to #5 - Rascal (11/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #157 to #41 - oregmes (11/12/2013) [-]
wait... is that arin? i need sause.
User avatar #199 to #157 - iamaniceperson (03/30/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um_ZEFwlWV4

IT TOOK A WHOLE ******* YEAR. BUT I DID IT. JUST FOR YOU...
User avatar #200 to #199 - oregmes (03/31/2014) [-]
i found it the same day i asked. sorry for the trouble
User avatar #201 to #200 - iamaniceperson (03/31/2014) [-]
But... but... I spent a year...
#63 to #5 - thelastelephant (11/12/2013) [-]
Except My Little Pony has microtransactions.
User avatar #43 to #5 - lordvimless (11/11/2013) [-]
porns for adults and you watched it as a kid
User avatar #6 to #5 - jums (11/11/2013) [-]
You know what else is for kids?
Trix.
#65 to #6 - vampireinarm (11/12/2013) [-]
I aint a kid and i eat trix   
   
   
you cant stop me
I aint a kid and i eat trix


you cant stop me
#7 to #6 - hashtaghate **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
so what ur sayin is you touch kids
#19 to #7 - bonlino (11/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 to #7 - qtipthegreat ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Only with consent, or else it would be weird.
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