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ONION, WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POSEIDON IN THE WED?
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AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT
Tta% OF THE PLANER" S IS WATER
OF LIFE IN THE WATER IS
OF ' BODY IS PURE PAIN
ii' lra, MATTER WHERE
YOU co, YOU WILL
NOT BE SAFE,
Lars give you some simple numbers so you
can comprehend Just how fucked you are,
20 base HA
1 Ohio: attack
30 twee anteasl.
If it‘: mining, than its speed DOUBLES.
SWEET GANDHI? TITS, THAT' S TERRIFYING
Well, guess what? We' re just getting warrio" l up. It' s
time to show you the deadly attacks Magicarp eon use.
A : arp that has for years an use Ihis to LEAP OVER MOUNTAINS.
we a. an'“ t -has walk ever one ' losing your breath. llh'' i'
LINN it FEE n .
mar: " kilograms of solid death ‘ -no thrown that at your fat new
of 1133. That sound was your bowels loaning your holly in shell terror.
Beau" luck your gran walk k I ... even more
i' : I: hie titan It nunnally In In one turn.
IF THAT' S SOMEHOW NOT ENOUGH
FOR YOU, LOOK AT' ITS SHINY FORM.
Strory % word In that thin In iitems.
g HEY at
that your pants back my we' re not done yet.
SPEAKING OF ORGASMIC
Magicarp is in the DRAGON egg group. That
means that the following Pokemon are lining up
to have sex with it:
THIS IS IN Yo Agatha' ' .
AND CREATES EVEN MORE MAGICARP.
Here' s another terrifying stat for you, pussy
Now, I know what your self is thinking.
ITS EVOLUTION IS GARBAGE.
that that it anyway. The B button was Invented For a reason.