Ash's girth. Source: Tumblr. sexa aver. stantler: ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT' S NOT FAIR ANYMORE he never got to grow up, s
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Ash's girth

sexa aver.
stantler:
ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO
DO IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT' S
NOT FAIR ANYMORE
he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of
his own. he has a tth grade education at best, hes essentially
homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is
a mouse.
he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a ******* flying horse do you
think he gives a rat' s ass about his education
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#13 - giinthir (11/01/2013) [-]
Lugia isn't the only legandary thing he got to ride.
Lugia isn't the only legandary thing he got to ride.
#42 to #13 - jmanispimping (11/01/2013) [-]
I know... Dat Suicune.
#56 to #13 - waffenmia (11/01/2013) [-]
From what I remember, he also rode Latias
#57 to #56 - giinthir (11/01/2013) [-]
More like Lati-ASS.
#41 to #23 - mudkipftw ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Oh my
#91 to #41 - fresighto ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #65 to #41 - imnotkickthecat (11/01/2013) [-]
mmmmm... nah its good.
#71 to #25 - darman (11/01/2013) [-]
I'll just post my usual response.
User avatar #103 to #71 - largilloquent (11/01/2013) [-]
and now the usual response to that. flagged for boobs
#28 - ridivey (11/01/2013) [-]
idk guys, maybe he should pay more attention to his intelligence level
idk guys, maybe he should pay more attention to his intelligence level
User avatar #69 to #28 - godzillaeatslazers (11/01/2013) [-]
ok im just gonna say in his defence pikachu even looked so.......ya
User avatar #67 to #28 - waaw (11/01/2013) [-]
That's really impressive fine motor control from something that's just two levers.
#64 - gmarrox ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, his also eternally ten year old rival Gary was driving convertibles, being surrounded by harems of women, all while being 2 steps ahead of Ash the whole time.
Meanwhile, his also eternally ten year old rival Gary was driving convertibles, being surrounded by harems of women, all while being 2 steps ahead of Ash the whole time.
User avatar #75 to #64 - damianblu (11/01/2013) [-]
Who needs a convertible when you're riding a ******* Lugia.
#76 to #75 - gmarrox ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, how many cupholders does your Lugia have?
Oh, sorry, how many cupholders does your Lugia have?
#12 - tacogrenade (10/31/2013) [-]
Gold master race..
#15 to #12 - John Cena (11/01/2013) [-]
That's Red
User avatar #43 to #15 - keybladewarrior (11/01/2013) [-]
I wouldn't expect a fan of Justin Bieber to be cultured in this subject.
User avatar #80 to #12 - crimsontyyde (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm personally torn between Calem and Lucas. Guess I'm just that weird guy who likes them.
User avatar #53 to #12 - ugottanked (11/01/2013) [-]
Gold and Silver were perhaps my favorite
#19 to #12 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
Nah, Yellow Master race.
#24 to #19 - gongthehawkeye (11/01/2013) [-]
Glorious Gen 3 master race
even though we'll never get a remake...
#33 to #24 - jordanish (11/01/2013) [-]
Red was best trainer (and as such Gold/Silver/Crystal had the best battle)
Blue was best champion and rival
But emerald was best version. Fellow glorious 3rd gen master race
User avatar #62 to #33 - itemexchange (11/01/2013) [-]
diamond and pearls rival (or i guess your friend)
was just annoying
most rivals "im better than you lets fight to prove it" or something like that
your friend would smash into you say a few words and leave
iv had VILLIANS and thiefs in those games give a better conversation and care more about me
User avatar #108 to #62 - jordanish (11/01/2013) [-]
Blue was the best rival though because he always came at the worst time. If you don't know when he's going to strike (and heal accordingly) you're ****** . Also he's the only rival to become the champion (even for just a few minutes)
User avatar #110 to #108 - itemexchange (11/01/2013) [-]
lots of rivals become the champion i thought...idk its been a long time since iv played the games
iamgine him right
CONGRATS you the champion best trainer around
(5 seconds later)
OH hey blue whats up
CONGRATS YOU are the best trainer around now
User avatar #111 to #110 - jordanish (11/01/2013) [-]
Nah just first gen that that happens:
R/B/Y: Blue is your rival and the Champion
G/S/C: Silver is your rival, Lance is the Champion and Red is the Ex-Champion in training
R/S: May is your friendly rival (she stops once Wally steps up to the plate), Wally is your Rival and Steven the Champion (In Emerald Wallace is the Champion, Steven is the Ex-Champion in Training)
D/P/P: Dawn is your friend, Barry (your neighbour) is the rival and Cynthia is the Champion
B/W: Bianca and Cheren are both rivals and Alder is the Champion

TL;DR: Blue is the only rival worth ****
User avatar #112 to #111 - itemexchange (11/01/2013) [-]
i see
User avatar #49 to #33 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Pokemon Heart Gold Soul Silver - Final Battle Vs Red
#39 to #24 - leobreacker (11/01/2013) [-]
Enlarge, its a wallpaper. 1.8mb.
#48 to #39 - electrozz (11/01/2013) [-]
This is how that fight turned out.
#51 to #48 - leobreacker (11/01/2013) [-]
wtf hahahaha
wtf hahahaha
#116 to #24 - John Cena (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #99 to #24 - machinimax (11/01/2013) [-]
HUSH
DON'T SAY THAT
#26 to #24 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
Sapphire was cool too.
But Yellow was the cutest.
If it isn't obvious, I am one of Yellow's adoring fanboys.
User avatar #27 to #26 - gongthehawkeye (11/01/2013) [-]
I meant the game...but okay.
#29 to #27 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
Figured. But still.
Yellow is adorable as **** .
You should read the manga. I can provide links if you so desire.
#36 to #29 - electrozz (11/01/2013) [-]
I would like some links.
I would like some links.
User avatar #45 to #36 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
www.mangahere.com/manga/pokemon_adventures/
There you go. It's pretty great, but the first arc is, in my opinion, the worst.
It gets really good as you go on.
Plus badassery abounds.
#46 to #45 - electrozz (11/01/2013) [-]
Thank you. You are my hero and I will love you forever.
#47 to #46 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
I aim to please.
#50 to #47 - electrozz (11/01/2013) [-]
And you have.
User avatar #30 to #29 - gongthehawkeye (11/01/2013) [-]
I already have. It's okay.
#31 to #30 - mitchr (11/01/2013) [-]
Ah.

I stand by my position of " **** yeah, Yellow."
#40 to #31 - barhah (11/01/2013) [-]
...Damnit, I had stuff I wanted to get done tomorrow.
#3 - briskieric (10/31/2013) [-]
As I am catching up in the show, I have come to realize that the term legendary does not mean only one of them. It in fact means to the power they have. I am only in Master Quest arc. I think the only pokemon that there are only one of (out of the first 2 gens) are Mew, Mewtwo, and Ho-oh.
User avatar #4 to #3 - darkangeloffire (10/31/2013) [-]
Damn, I'm only at the beginning of Johto..... and I'm like 2 episodes into that..... and I havent' watched since March. I should get back to it.
#5 to #4 - briskieric (10/31/2013) [-]
I use this website pokemonepisode.org/ I has all the arcs and movies as well banned ep and undubbed ep
User avatar #8 to #5 - frostyfart (10/31/2013) [-]
saved the link in my notepad
User avatar #6 to #5 - darkangeloffire (10/31/2013) [-]
Thanks, I'll get to it at some point
User avatar #9 to #3 - xdeathspawnx (10/31/2013) [-]
The only legendaries that there are only 1 of in the anime are Mewtwo, Groudon, Kyogre, Rayquaza, palkia, dialga, girantina, arceus, reshirom, zekrom, and kyurem. As far as I can remember there are multiples of all other pokemon. Also some pokemon are considered legendary in the anime (or close to legendary) that are not in the game, like Lucario.
User avatar #11 to #3 - srskate (10/31/2013) [-]
What?

That's ******** . The old Pokemon movie said legendaries were legendaries because they survived the great extinction and brought back other pokemon with their tears!
they can't change that now.
#17 to #11 - John Cena (11/01/2013) [-]
That's called retconning.

Any Warhammer or Warcraft fan can talk about it until they die.
User avatar #18 to #17 - srskate (11/01/2013) [-]
When it's done to fix plot holes, meh, its not tooooo bad

but they can't just do this!
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
#22 to #18 - fractalius (11/01/2013) [-]
Because it's an anime based on the vidya game
#7 to #3 - swagloon (10/31/2013) [-]
There's a part of the show where Ash helps save a Lugia and her baby; after I seen that show I never thought legendary meant there was only one of them.

Definition of Legendary has two parts.
1. Base on legends.
2. Remarkable enough to be famous; very well known.

Arcanine is considered a legendary pokemon considering the PokeDex.
User avatar #37 to #7 - malhaloc (11/01/2013) [-]
In fact considering the Pokedex, he's the ONLY legendary pokemon
User avatar #32 to #3 - greenstrongworld (11/01/2013) [-]
Can you imagine two Lugias meeting each other?
"Duuuuude wassupp dude?"
"Phil, you're stoned. Go away."
"Dude, dude watch this." *whips up a tsunami and destroys cinnabar island
"Nice one, Phil"
#44 - keybladewarrior (11/01/2013) [-]
Rattata's* ass
Rattata's* ass
#16 - miscarriage (11/01/2013) [-]
This image has expired
not very relevant, i guess
still wanted to share.
#20 - mudkipftw ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
I love Super Effective
#21 - ucancallmejesus (11/01/2013) [-]
This was such an awesome moment when i watch it as a kid. And seriously if i was riding aback a giant sea god dragon creature I would not give a flying 			****		 about ANYTHING other than what was happening
This was such an awesome moment when i watch it as a kid. And seriously if i was riding aback a giant sea god dragon creature I would not give a flying **** about ANYTHING other than what was happening
User avatar #54 - johangustav (11/01/2013) [-]
hey may have not spent time with his family , but he sure did make a family everywhere he went
#72 - zenkon (11/01/2013) [-]
Maybe but there is someone in the Anime that it's a bit more lucky and awesome than Ash.

<------- This ************ , one of the few to have a legendary and not only that, he shows he had two legendaries and it's belived that his team are all legendaries.
User avatar #96 to #72 - andovaredoras (11/01/2013) [-]
+ He didn't have a wimpy attitude, and knew what to do with those pokemon.
User avatar #113 to #96 - zenkon (11/01/2013) [-]
And for what we can see he use normal pokeballs so, more points for him
#106 to #72 - masarua (11/01/2013) [-]
Who's that?
User avatar #114 to #106 - zenkon (11/01/2013) [-]
His name is Tobias an OP trainer in Pokemon Diamond and pearl.
bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Tobias_%28Sinnoh%29
#115 to #114 - masarua (11/01/2013) [-]
That's kind of impressing o_o
#73 - Lateralism (11/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#82 to #73 - nymostwantd (11/01/2013) [-]
Lol
#55 - Lilstow (11/01/2013) [-]
enough with this 			*******		 &quot;ash is eternally young&quot; or &quot;ash is in a comma&quot; 			****		.   
   
First: let's be honest here. It's 			*******		 pokemon.   
Sure it's great and all, but it isn't exactly masterfully written or anything. It's meant for kids. There is no deeper meaning or dark twist.   
   
Second: Time spent on air ≠ Time spent in anime   
After about ten years through the One Piece manga/anime, we hit the halfway point of the series and had a 2 year time skip. The period of time between the start of the series to the time skip occurred in a period of only a few months.   
   
Third: I don't actually have a third thing to say, so i'm going to fill this space with this:   
OP is a dick gobbling faggot
enough with this ******* "ash is eternally young" or "ash is in a comma" **** .

First: let's be honest here. It's ******* pokemon.
Sure it's great and all, but it isn't exactly masterfully written or anything. It's meant for kids. There is no deeper meaning or dark twist.

Second: Time spent on air ≠ Time spent in anime
After about ten years through the One Piece manga/anime, we hit the halfway point of the series and had a 2 year time skip. The period of time between the start of the series to the time skip occurred in a period of only a few months.

Third: I don't actually have a third thing to say, so i'm going to fill this space with this:
OP is a dick gobbling faggot
User avatar #74 to #55 - mrpavelowgrimm (11/01/2013) [-]
the one that pints to the right is in the middle the on that points to the middle is one the left.
That **** is all wrong man, **** .
#85 to #55 - heroicvenom (11/01/2013) [-]
first point: does everything need a dark twist or deeper meaning to be good? no. in fact the post has nothing to do with those two fanons
second point: while this may be true, it is a loosely seqenial cartoon. meaning time has little to no meaning there, and making comparison to a cartoon that actually has a timeline kinda makes it a moot point
third point: OP did nothing but post a picture, don't be calling people faggots for no reason
forth point: shut it
User avatar #88 to #85 - Lilstow (11/01/2013) [-]
about the first point.
i'm not saying that it needs a dark twist to be good, however let's be honest here, this isn't a Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, a Clannad, a Steins;Gate, etc.

it's an anime that's around probably less for the writer's interest in writing the story, but for drawing kids in.

i love pokemon and all, but it isn't something that i would expect a very sudden and well written twist ending from.

it will probably either just drop off, or end with a vague feely ending of ash preparing to go on another vague adventure.
#90 to #55 - fresighto ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
*coma
That is all
User avatar #97 to #55 - deltoraquest (11/01/2013) [-]
gonna say this without seeing if someone else already said this but: in the original series ash is mentioned as 10 years old but in the unova (black/white) series he is also 10 and as to my understanding these are very rare times when his age is mentioned. My point is he's gone around to every region as to date and still is only 10 years
User avatar #98 to #97 - deltoraquest (11/01/2013) [-]
oh and in the anime, it takes a god long time to travel everywhere like that
User avatar #1 - lastweek (10/31/2013) [-]
"each pokemon to understand the power that's inside" Yeah, i think he gives a rats ass.
User avatar #14 to #1 - Dwarf (11/01/2013) [-]
teach
User avatar #117 - smartyben **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
his best freind is a rat so i think he does give a rats ass...
#107 - FatherPedobear (11/01/2013) [-]
Did Gary ever ride a Luigia?
User avatar #105 - symmiie ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
>Sexhaver
#102 - achphoenix (11/01/2013) [-]
oh yes
oh yes
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