A FunnyJunk Bedtime Story. . Now he has no thumbs. Good night.. I don't even have arms A FunnyJunk Bedtime Story Now he has no thumbs Good night I don't even have arms
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#7 - phanact
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(08/11/2013) [+] (47 replies)
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I don't even have arms
#66 to #7 - anon
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(08/11/2013) [-]
fat prick
#71 to #7 - ipostcontentandect
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(08/11/2013) [-]
hi
#145 to #7 - weinerdick
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Not anymore you don't
#146 to #7 - anon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
phanact was sucking the dick off of richard milhouse dixon one very foggy night until he figured out he was gay
so then he sucked edward snowdens butt hole so hard all the NSA files popped into his mouth and posted it on funnyjunk and got 10000+ thumbs for revealing secret documents
#152 to #7 - atwfoomn
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#162 to #7 - delightfuldemona
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I know you've had a few comments similar to this on this thread alone, but I don't remember why people hate you. I remember when they started hating you, but I forget why.
#14 to #7 - greenstrongworld
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(08/11/2013) [-]
I don't see why people hate you. You aren't pushy about MLP, you post good content and you don't really afraid of anything.
#15 to #14 - phanact
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(08/11/2013) [-]
The only thing I'm afraid of is bees
And spiders
And surgical tools
#24 to #15 - blackdaddy
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#25 to #24 - phanact
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#107 to #25 - giinthir
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Edger...welcome to the end. You shouldn't have tried to escape.
#113 to #107 - daimondemon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Oh god not MAD KING RYAN!
#31 to #25 - poorjew
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Well, that at least two of them
#138 to #25 - corpsedolly
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Phanact...what do you look like in real life?
#139 to #138 - phanact
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(08/12/2013) [-]
like an orange
#104 to #25 - Nickutodeath
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I laugh everytime I look at the comment you responded to and then this.
#28 to #25 - drego
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Not sure why that made me feel so bad...
#26 to #15 - Riukanojutsu
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(08/11/2013) [-]
I dont get it ether. Youre a pretty cool guy all around. You dont take the internet seriously and just enjoy how everything plays out.
#140 to #15 - morbidbreath
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Suck it dry phanact.
#122 to #15 - omfgitszack
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Who isn't?
#132 to #122 - phanact
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(08/12/2013) [-]
People with balls of steel
#134 to #132 - omfgitszack
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I'm fairly sure that even people with balls of steel hate spiders though...
#105 to #15 - anon
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(08/12/2013) [-]
see that wasn't that funny but the sheep of FJ still thumbed you up, alongside complaining about you.......
#35 to #15 - angelious
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(08/11/2013) [-]
i can relate to that
i can relate to that
#108 to #14 - akkere
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I got into an argument with him once over some generic 9GAG post he had actually put up, and at one point he admitted he just posted it for thumbs.

So there's that. He also acted like the items game was a serious thing at one point.

There probably wouldn't be as much hate of him if he didn't have the equivalent of a neon sign pointing to him everywhere he went.
#114 to #108 - akkere
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(08/12/2013) [-]
generic 9GAG hate bandwagon post*
#144 to #14 - twiztidxson ONLINE
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Because none of that content is his own. THats why people hate him. Other than that he is a cool guy who doesnt afraid of anything.
#39 to #14 - anon
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(08/11/2013) [-]
reposts. reposts mediocre content.
#126 to #14 - YeYouKnoMe
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(08/12/2013) [-]
"and you don't really afraid of anything" lolololol
#149 to #7 - mattmenzo
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#123 to #7 - bongconnery
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#58 to #7 - raditaz
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(08/11/2013) [-]
So I've been browsing funnyjunk for a couple months now...

what's with the unicorns dude?
#117 to #7 - theavatarspupil
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(08/12/2013) [-]
You two should get along just fine.
#150 to #117 - asderition
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(08/12/2013) [-]
awh.... KS posts....... Why do you do this to me?
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#118 to #7 - tsubasa
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(08/12/2013) [-]
oh phanact...
oh phanact...
#43 to #7 - mrhazzy
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(08/11/2013) [-]
I fail to see any logical reason to dislike you. I've heard people complain that you repost, and to be honest, I don't give a ****. Unfortunately, becuase you are Phanact, people instantly hate you and thumb you down, and as we already know, as soon as their is one red thumb, everyone jumps on the thumb wagon and continues to thumb down. So I guess you got worst of both worlds.

I don't understand how people came to hate you. There is no need to hate you.
#119 to #43 - lurg
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(08/12/2013) [-]
how could you hate
#125 to #119 - chaoticwaffle
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#129 to #7 - bladeguy
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(08/12/2013) [-]
can i lick your asshole?
#130 to #129 - phanact
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#131 to #130 - bladeguy
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(08/12/2013) [-]
just like that, yes.
#9 to #7 - lordvimless
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(08/11/2013) [-]
wow phanact
#10 to #7 - urghseventysix [OP]
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(08/11/2013) [-]
That's okay, you don't need them. We all fap for you
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#79 to #23 - babydingo
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(08/11/2013) [-]
here ya go
#40 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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#110 to #40 - skiskate
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Does phanact make all of these?
#135 to #110 - phanact
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Sunnyday made that one
#136 to #135 - skiskate
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Yes, but you make the majority of these correct?
#137 to #136 - phanact
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Not usually the ones making fun of me
#158 to #137 - wooyoungkim
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(08/12/2013) [-]
i want colored text.
#111 to #110 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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(08/12/2013) [-]
I dunno lol
#11 - bjay
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#16 to #11 - phanact
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(08/11/2013) [-]
This amuses me because I don't own phanny
#33 to #16 - xxDanvelxx
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(08/11/2013) [-]
I swear you comment on every single post related to you, you must spend quite a bit of time on Funnyjunk.
#44 to #16 - torofad
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(08/11/2013) [-]
how does it come that everybody hates you so much?
#95 to #16 - linktheherooftime
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(08/11/2013) [-]
I thought phanny was your alternate account.
#166 to #95 - bjay
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(08/12/2013) [-]
It is, he's just full of ****
#30 to #16 - Nightelfbane
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(08/11/2013) [-]
ha
lel
#56 to #16 - bjay
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Maybe not anymore, but you did back then
#5 - rghrbogbaroy
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(08/11/2013) [-]
I don't see why people dislike him, I talked to him before.
He was pretty nice.
#13 to #5 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Well, never talked to him but he seems charismatic enough.
#153 to #5 - cobaltlumi
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(08/12/2013) [-]
Phanact drew me a picture once.
#49 to #5 - fyaq
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(08/11/2013) [-]
I use to think that, but now hes just a generic thumbwhore reposting whatever he can find on reddit en-masse.

plus not to mention being a sellout and making a video for Darius Negrophallus about how much of a admin he was, just to get his account back.
#82 to #5 - breaken
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(08/11/2013) [-]
They are jelly of his orange
#6 to #5 - urghseventysix [OP]
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(08/11/2013) [-]
I actually like Phanact
#19 to #6 - whenindoubtsplooge
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(08/11/2013) [-]
The two thumbs on this are Phanact, and Darius Negrophallus...
#21 to #19 - phanact
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(08/11/2013) [-]
puu.sh/3Z553.jpg

Hmmm
Nope
#32 to #21 - anon
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(08/11/2013) [-]
ever tried alt+print screen admin?
#47 to #32 - Darknesfall
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Implying Puush isn't easier.
#20 to #19 - whenindoubtsplooge
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Wth, who's that?
#45 - winnen
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(08/11/2013) [-]
phanact, blaze is the ********* thing I've ever seen. If i put paper in my toilet I could **** a better design.
#53 to #45 - aesis
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(08/11/2013) [-]
You're trying to outdo a ****** recolour.

You don't have to do a whole lot to have a better design
#52 to #45 - phanact
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(08/11/2013) [-]
ok so do it
#62 to #52 - fooljamable
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Who actually are you anyway? Something i've always wondered?
#133 to #52 - commissarcrunch
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(08/12/2013) [-]
im still trying to figure out if people are actually hating on you or if its all a big joke. I cant tell anymore, not since the *************** channel incident.
im still trying to figure out if people are actually hating on you or if its all a big joke. I cant tell anymore, not since the *************** channel incident.
#67 to #52 - formerfrost
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(08/11/2013) [-]
just a quick question... whats with all the hate against you lately? i mean i use to see u every now and then in the comments and now i see something about in in front page about being a thumb whore. i honestly dont care about that just wanted to know what was with alll the hate lately.
#74 - fartfacepoopnose
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Can somebody tell me why everybody hates Phanact?
#84 to #74 - szymonf
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(08/11/2013) [-]
The same reason people religiously hated 9gag.
#90 to #74 - fireprincess
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Bandwagon
#89 to #74 - feelythefeel
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Because hating things is funny.
#96 to #74 - mechagodzilla
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(08/11/2013) [-]
he's a pretty cool guy if you ask me. like everyone else says though, a few months ago everyone thought it would be cool to hate on him as a bandwagon.
#97 to #74 - flyingoat
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(08/11/2013) [-]
Here, that's why.
#75 to #74 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/11/2013) [-]
czu most people around here are mindless people who will fallow any bandwagon for any reason at all.
#76 to #75 - fartfacepoopnose
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(08/11/2013) [-]
That is true
#83 to #75 - dorklordrises
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(08/11/2013) [-]
It's fun. It's not like joining in the joke has to mean anything
#78 to #74 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE
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(08/11/2013) [-]
There isn't a reason, they just do.
#50 - ManInKilt
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(08/11/2013) [-]
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#12 - ascendedwings
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