Proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I got bored. Flying Spaghetti Monster Proof If you look closely, evidence of His work is everywhere. Here I present some  Spaghetti Proof
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Proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Flying Spaghetti
Monster Proof
If you look closely, evidence of His work
is everywhere. Here I present some of
my findings:
When you leave earbuds in your pocket, they almost always
become tangled in a way similar to spaghetti. FSM' s work
even affects the most mundane.
The dome shape of many famous buildings, such as the US
Capitol and St. Peter' s Basilica resemble a colander. Archaists
have an innate instinct to follow ritual ways of spaghetti.
This ancient hieroglyph, found in Utah, depicts the
unmistakable symbol of FEM. His Noodlyness is present in all
cultures, past, present, and future.
Spaghetti' s mere existence should be enough proof. How could
something so beautiful and divine tasting even exist without
a supernatural deity?
Even on a microscopic level, His work is seen everywhere.
When we look to our own bodies we see more proof, of
the innate noodly design present in all living beings.
Disclaimer: The purpose of this is not to offend anyone. We
all have seperate beliefs and I just want to share mine.
By: nought
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Views: 37393 Submitted: 04/05/2014