Healer VS Healer

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(06/18/2017) [-]

Imagine Reinhardt going "Rein! Rein! and Roadhog going "Hog! Hog!" as replacement for any and all sounds they can make in a match.

#8 to #3 - biggybiggy

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(06/18/2017) [-]

One of the rare times I agree with you, Rat. I need this now.

#25 to #8 - anon id: 70f0f18d

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(06/19/2017) [-]

....I'm imagining that rubber chicken as a condom filled to bursting with thick futanari sperm, simply due to the shine on and shape of the body of the chicken. Are rubber chicken condoms the true new future?

#49 to #25 - enslavedyouth

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(06/19/2017) [-]

You need counseling, dude.

#54 to #25 - deathtoaloneman

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(06/19/2017) [-]

You need Jesus man.

#48 to #25 - anon id: 7e06ac0e

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(06/19/2017) [-]

anon go to the shame corner

#60 to #25 - uleaveinpieces

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#70 to #25 - thecanadianwarlord

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#67 to #3 - champcynthia

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(06/19/2017) [-]

Aqua best konosuba

#69 to #67 - calseeyum

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(06/19/2017) [-]

>"flat explosives expert isn't best"

#71 to #69 - champcynthia

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(06/19/2017) [-]

But shes like , a kid

#100 to #71 - calseeyum

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(06/21/2017) [-]

Did I say she was for fug? No, I just said she was the best. Mind out of the gutter, you ******* degenerate.

#101 to #100 - champcynthia

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(06/21/2017) [-]

I never stated anything about having sexual intercourse with her though?
I'm just saying there's no way for her to be best "girl" if she's a kid

#102 to #101 - anon id: 6e580807

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**** u talking bout b "oh we don't use the term 'girl' for younger females" yo fam hmu with your dealer cuz that **** you hittin is ******* next level

Also congrats on blocking me over something so petty and trivial. Real mature. B)

#103 to #102 - champcynthia

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#68 to #3 - thekittyamazing

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(06/19/2017) [-]

Tanks are the Best

#46 to #3 - oceloto

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(06/19/2017) [-]

Rein does have a line where he says something like "honor, justice, REINHARDT REINHARDT REINHARDT HAH-HAA!"

#4 to #3 - dannala

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(06/18/2017) [-]

Now I'm simply imagining Tracer saying her name with every single blink

#5 to #4 - dehnoobshow

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(06/18/2017) [-]

"TRAYCAH HERE!"
"TRAYCAH HERE!"
oh god no

#6 to #5 - agreatusername

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(06/18/2017) [-]

When she goes backwards its !EREH HACYART
jesus christ how horrifying.

#7 - yourboyguzma

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(06/18/2017) [-]

Give us a Junkrat that throws Voltorb/Electrode instead of grenades. Blizzard pls.

#61 to #7 - uleaveinpieces

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(06/19/2017) [-]

I love it, but good luck getting them to work with nintendo

#62 to #61 - daniboyi

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(06/19/2017) [-]

"australian of noises delight"

#11 - thesinful

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(06/18/2017) [-]

< what prompted the battle

#37 to #11 - pandienychta

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(06/19/2017) [-]

Well I am glad that ship has died down.

I wonder if people accepted that genji and mercy is a thing?

#40 to #37 - meringueluka

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(06/19/2017) [-]

nope they still have a **** fit about it. but we will have the last last when Gency becomes canon.

#42 to #40 - pandienychta

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(06/19/2017) [-]

They already EXTREMELY hinted it when valentines day happened with the chocolates.

People were pissed off and they kept denying the fact that it's cannon

#43 to #42 - meringueluka

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(06/19/2017) [-]

yer i now. it's ******** cus they so ******* cute and work so well with each other.

#51 to #43 - pandienychta

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(06/19/2017) [-]

They work well together lore wise in my opinion. I met some person that was literally like YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DATE YOUR PATIENT THEREFORE THIS SHIP IS ******** AND PHARAMERCY IS BETTER

Not in all caps but to me it sounded like they were screaming at my face about it.

#53 to #37 - jasir

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(06/19/2017) [-]

It is a thing, but genji is actually a cat.

www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/the-pig...

#18 - divinexve

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#2 - kingofacex

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(06/18/2017) [-]

meanwhile

#28 - agilewhisk

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(06/19/2017) [-]

Rein should've said "Catchphrase!"

#29 - thechosentroll

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#13 - heartlessrobot

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(06/18/2017) [-]

Never get caught in a 1v1 with a roadhog, he's a ******* nightmare for anyone to fight.

#34 to #13 - angelious

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(06/19/2017) [-]

i never have problems with a hog when im playing mei.

zarya is also a good counter for him if played correctly. and rest of the characters can fight him evenly (i even managed to kill hog 1v1 with lucio a few time) as long as you know how to juke out the hook and stay out of his sweet spots...

#39 to #13 - captnnorway

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(06/19/2017) [-]

When fighting Roadhogs, make sure you hug him and strafe around him. It's very hard for him to aim that close to his body you're also dead if he manages as Winston you often end up in a situation like that, and while you're not gonna kill him, you can at least survive long enough to get the jump back.

#41 to #13 - SuperBobbis

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(06/19/2017) [-]

As the poster below said.

But also Reaper can 1v1 him easily enough if he avoids the first hook or the Roadhog doesn't one shot him. D.Va can 1v1 him, again, as long as they avoid the first hook and/or shot. Ana can be a solid as **** counter to him if she can predict the hook and healing. Hug close and get a Discord for Zenyatta and he's dead meat.

#63 to #13 - anon id: 8fcc8815

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(06/19/2017) [-]

Just use mcree and headshot him, if he tries to heal, stun. If he tries to hook, roll.

#17 to #13 - bandetx

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(06/19/2017) [-]

Mei vs Roadhog The Ultimate Overwatch Troll

#20 to #13 - anon id: 04a7d8c6

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(06/19/2017) [-]

Don't worry pal, Jeff's nerfhammer will take care of that soon enough.

#27 to #13 - trousers

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(06/19/2017) [-]

I killed a road hog with just Mercy's pistol
I'm either really good or the road hog was ****

#14 to #13 - flyingmexican

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(06/18/2017) [-]

for now

#19 - satoasami

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(06/19/2017) [-]

>Ana
>Healing

>Mercy
>Not using Genji

#22 to #19 - anon id: 70f0f18d

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(06/19/2017) [-]

Mercy Chooses: Genji.
Ana Chooses: Reinhardt.

Mercy: "GENJI, USE SHURIKEN OR SOMETHING!"
Genji: *Ignores command. Stands still spamming "I NEED HEALING!"*
Mercy and Genji: Crushed to fine paste by Reinhardt.

Besides, everyone knows little mercy mains want the daddy roadhog dicks.

#50 to #22 - asotil

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(06/19/2017) [-]

I do not want the Roadhog dick thank you. That asshole can heal himself. Literally actually

Give me that Dva **** all day

#52 to #50 - heartlessrobot

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(06/19/2017) [-]

Roadhog with a mercy and an ana at his back is literally unstoppable though
Especially in Total Mayhem

#56 to #52 - asotil

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(06/19/2017) [-]

Anything is unstoppable in Total Mayhem because nobody can do enough damage to get a kill, let alone with any form of healing to them

People who play Winston in that mode are the reason I picked up Sombra

#57 to #56 - heartlessrobot

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(06/19/2017) [-]

I just roll roadhog
Super high health, self-heal, low hook cooldown
Builds Ult charge crazy fast, which tears through Winston's shields.

#58 to #57 - asotil

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(06/19/2017) [-]

Sombras hack has a fast enough cool down to keep you permanently locked down

Then ult because **** This Area In Particu- ok it's done and Zenyatta has ult never mind

#45 to #22 - docxy

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(06/19/2017) [-]

mercy main here
this man is a liar
... but still go hook people

#26 to #22 - frenzyhero

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(06/19/2017) [-]

Genji can just dash above the charge.

But Genji would still lose. Hell he usually loses 1v1 against Ana, will definitely lose vs Ana+Rein.

#44 - anon id: 11d12a9d

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(06/19/2017) [-]

>when your healer has a [STAND]

#65 to #44 - nebuelaeus

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(06/19/2017) [-]

it pokemon you twat

#55 to #44 - leafwithfunnyremar

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(06/19/2017) [-]

>watch JoJo
>stands, of course
>read Overwatch comic comment
>stands here too?
>look at King of the Hill meme
>alright this is silly now and I love it

#47 to #44 - lednard

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