You' re new chatting with at random stranger. Say hi!
You: your number?
You: Thanks, I will now posttwos on funnyjunk where millions will call you and annoy the shit out of you
Sire has r: on dent
You: What is in itfor me?
Sire has r: pizza: dont do dat
You: Pay me
Stranger: i dnt by single penny
You: Well maybe you shouldn' t of given your number to e complete sire nger, ye dumb twat