How To Stop a Train. I remember I was maybe 15 when I first ran across this... Fapped to it everyday..... Not the rape train. It cannot be stopped. faptastic
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How To Stop a Train

I remember I was maybe 15 when I first ran across this...

Fapped to it everyday...

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Submitted: 07/18/2012
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User avatar #2 - perishing ONLINE (07/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Not the rape train. It cannot be stopped.
#69 - alseides (07/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Breaking news! Two sexy women got run over and mutilated by a train after they tried to stop it with their asses. Here's Ollie Williams on the scene
#10 - madhattergirl (07/19/2012) [-]
Its true, nothing stops a train better than pussy.
Its true, nothing stops a train better than pussy.
#80 - unigrounds (07/19/2012) [-]
The train driver is gay
#78 - bakkenmetbaard (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#114 - pokershark **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#14 - fuckyeahpidgey (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
They intend to stop an oncoming train with small strips of clothing that barely cover the genital region and a thin stick?!



#68 - mrmgee (07/19/2012) [-]
**mrmgee rolled a random image posted in comment #165 at The proof is in the pudding ** <- Driver's face when
#115 - anonythegame ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
The trains face when it doesn't stop for any hoes
#117 - justicebustedus (07/19/2012) [-]
Hay guise, I'm the daughter of a  journeymen (guy who is in expert mode on Train Hero). Fun fact: It takes the average freight train traveling 55 mph about 1 mile to be able to slow to a stop. If the train was forced to stop but a miscellaneous cause (like Superman), all the cars on the train would immediately derail.   
   
So I think we should move these sweet asses out of the way.
Hay guise, I'm the daughter of a journeymen (guy who is in expert mode on Train Hero). Fun fact: It takes the average freight train traveling 55 mph about 1 mile to be able to slow to a stop. If the train was forced to stop but a miscellaneous cause (like Superman), all the cars on the train would immediately derail.

So I think we should move these sweet asses out of the way.
#112 - magicspoon (07/19/2012) [-]
Trains Face When
#41 - delitedperv (07/19/2012) [-]
stop you say?
#83 - jalthelas (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at escalator **


Too bad by the time the conductor sees them, he won't have enough time to stop the train.
#108 - kotos ONLINE (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#39 - niggerlips (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#11 - MCPO (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Nothing stops the rape train.
User avatar #73 - sgtwilliam ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
You can not stop the rape train.
#66 - constantstoneing (07/19/2012) [-]
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MFW im driving the train
#15 - ragingbrony (07/19/2012) [-]
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Looks like it's time to slap some hoes.
User avatar #34 - zenodc (07/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
A train takes more than a mile to stop on average. The girls would be mercilessly ravaged by 1000's of tons of steel and rage, aiming to sink it's metal fangs into their bodies--NAY--their very souls. And the moment their screams stopped, all that would be heard would be the vengeful laughter of the Train's engineer as he trekked over those innocent little whores.
I expect to see the aftermath of this incident on Morbid. PRONTO!
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