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Ultimative coworker troll

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Submitted: 07/20/2012
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#21 - zoef (07/20/2012) [+] (6 replies)
the **** is wrong with your comments?
what happened to comments 2-18?!
User avatar #33 - IAmManbearpig (07/21/2012) [-]
take screenshot of porn
set as desktop background
as soon as coworker turns on computer, stab that ************ and rub his warm blood into your pores
User avatar #26 - Nullifier (07/21/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Better thing, i do it at school all the time.

1: Take screenshot of desktop
2: Open MS Paint and flip it upside down
3: Save as new desktop background
4: Hide all icons and start menu
5: Rotate desktop 180 degrees so it looks like the normal screen
Cursor will be upside down, mouse controls will be inverted, icons don't respond to clicks, neither does start menu. I win.
#19 - Hightower (07/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Wouldn't it be much easier just to turn off desktop icons?
At least it was when I was pulling this prank 10 years ago...
User avatar #29 - Crownowa (07/21/2012) [-]
Could always:
1) Take snapshot of desktop
2) Set as screensaver
3) Turn on screensaver
4) Wiggle mouse and keyboard slightly out of usb port so they don't work

5) Take bets with workers in another area/floor to see who figures it out first
User avatar #20 - sloar ONLINE (07/20/2012) [-]
screw that, just make a batch file that scrubs the c:/Windows folder and call it "Free Porn.exe"
User avatar #31 - blackcomet (07/21/2012) [-]
I have one better-
1:Bring up porn and free cell.
2:Move the mouse off screen and screen cap his desktop.
3:Set it as desktop background.
4:Hide desktop icons, unlock task bar and move it to the top of the screen.
5:Set task bar on auto hide.
6:Talk to your boss while your coworker comes back.
7:He freaks out, boss checks, yell out loud "IS HE WATCHING PORN AND PLAYING FREECELL AGAIN"!
#23 - electro (07/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How do you minimize task bar?
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User avatar #1 - alfjnn (07/20/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Saw this on a youtube video.
#44 - tablespoons (07/21/2012) [-]
Alternatively, you can make the cursor 1x1 pixels and max sensitivity
#38 - anonexplains (07/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Or alternatively,

1.Screencap desktop with mouse cursor off screen
2.Open Task Manager
3.Kill explorer.exe

You Guys just love doing things the hard way
#30 - anonexplains (07/21/2012) [-]
>take screenshot with icons
>set as wallpaper
>right click, properties, don't show icons
>right click task bar, autohide
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