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Ultimative coworker troll

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Submitted: 07/20/2012
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User avatar #26 - Nullifier (07/21/2012) [-]
Better thing, i do it at school all the time.

1: Take screenshot of desktop
2: Open MS Paint and flip it upside down
3: Save as new desktop background
4: Hide all icons and start menu
5: Rotate desktop 180 degrees so it looks like the normal screen
Cursor will be upside down, mouse controls will be inverted, icons don't respond to clicks, neither does start menu. I win.
#32 to #26 - fattymcstubbylegs (07/21/2012) [-]
I love doing that. my mom teaches at my school, so one day after school I just did that to all the computers. My first period class was interesting, everyone raging and such.
User avatar #41 to #26 - ariusbrightwing (07/21/2012) [-]
How do I rotate the desktop 180 degrees without flipping the whole moniter?
User avatar #45 to #41 - ryuuk (07/21/2012) [-]
ctrl + shift + arrow key
User avatar #46 to #45 - ariusbrightwing (07/21/2012) [-]
It's just highlighting everything. ;n;
User avatar #47 to #46 - ryuuk (07/21/2012) [-]
oh, it's ctrl and alt then

my bad
User avatar #48 to #47 - ariusbrightwing (07/21/2012) [-]
@n@ That doesn't work either...
User avatar #50 to #48 - Nullifier (07/21/2012) [-]
You can access it through screen resolution. Right click desktop, personalize, screen resolution, rotate 180 degrees
User avatar #49 to #48 - ryuuk (07/21/2012) [-]
then idk lol
User avatar #42 to #26 - zombahz (07/21/2012) [-]
i did that at my school except i could do ctrl alt down and i told my teacher the computer was broken, and thats why i wasnt allowed to use computers for the rest of the year...
#21 - zoef ONLINE (07/20/2012) [-]
the **** is wrong with your comments?
what happened to comments 2-18?!
User avatar #34 to #21 - zigzagderpaderp (07/21/2012) [-]
Anon comments
User avatar #35 to #34 - tepeniam (07/21/2012) [-]
nope, still not there...
User avatar #43 to #24 - killermuffin (07/21/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdqPT8LvTg

I'm listening to this and it was at a gallop, I laughed my ass off when I saw this .gif
User avatar #33 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE (07/21/2012) [-]
take screenshot of porn
set as desktop background
as soon as coworker turns on computer, stab that ************ and rub his warm blood into your pores
#19 - Hightower (07/20/2012) [-]
Wouldn't it be much easier just to turn off desktop icons?
At least it was when I was pulling this prank 10 years ago...
#25 to #19 - Khaydarin (07/21/2012) [-]
Yeah this guy totally is doing this the hard way.
Right click the desktop and hide all icons.
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#40 to #28 - Khaydarin (07/21/2012) [-]
Which is part of the point to office gags. It needs to be easy to undo them.
User avatar #29 - Crownowa (07/21/2012) [-]
Could always:
1) Take snapshot of desktop
2) Set as screensaver
3) Turn on screensaver
4) Wiggle mouse and keyboard slightly out of usb port so they don't work

Optional:
5) Take bets with workers in another area/floor to see who figures it out first
User avatar #20 - sloar ONLINE (07/20/2012) [-]
screw that, just make a batch file that scrubs the c:/Windows folder and call it "Free Porn.exe"
User avatar #31 - blackcomet (07/21/2012) [-]
I have one better-
1:Bring up porn and free cell.
2:Move the mouse off screen and screen cap his desktop.
3:Set it as desktop background.
4:Hide desktop icons, unlock task bar and move it to the top of the screen.
5:Set task bar on auto hide.
6:Talk to your boss while your coworker comes back.
7:He freaks out, boss checks, yell out loud "IS HE WATCHING PORN AND PLAYING FREECELL AGAIN"!
#30 - John Cena (07/21/2012) [-]
>take screenshot with icons
>set as wallpaper
>right click, properties, don't show icons
>right click task bar, autohide
>???
>Profit
#44 - tablespoons (07/21/2012) [-]
Alternatively, you can make the cursor 1x1 pixels and max sensitivity
#38 - John Cena (07/21/2012) [-]
Or alternatively,

1.Screencap desktop with mouse cursor off screen
2.Open Task Manager
3.Kill explorer.exe

You Guys just love doing things the hard way
#39 to #38 - Khaydarin (07/21/2012) [-]
The average Joe won't know how to get it running again.
#23 - electro (07/21/2012) [-]
How do you minimize task bar?
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User avatar #1 - alfjnn ONLINE (07/20/2012) [-]
Saw this on a youtube video.
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