The Perfect Drug. By Josh Maynard for LaserFist. .- BAD. I were mg Fix! Dude. We been for gun. i need he an straight for dame” Mutt HI: Emu KNOW‘ I get wheat gn Drugs hugs dealer Shady black and white comic webcomic laserfist
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The Perfect Drug. By Josh Maynard for LaserFist. .- BAD. I were mg Fix! Dude. We been for gun. i need he an straight for dame” Mutt HI: Emu KNOW‘ I get wheat gn

By Josh Maynard for LaserFist

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BAD. I were
mg Fix!
Dude. We been
for gun. i need
he an straight for
dame” Mutt HI:
Emu KNOW‘
I get wheat gnu
Tme' 'talgia, 'Mil
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right
man.
This is was ****.
fan without an
doubt: the greatest
hug dealer of all
time.
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#53 - wolfblackfire **User deleted account**
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#133 to #53 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I thought the exact same thing. I expected the dealer to pull down his hoodie to reveal that face.
#91 to #53 - megajoshx [OP]
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(05/24/2013) [-]
For what it's worth, I didn't intend that character to be black when I drew the strip. He didn't have any color. The addict is based on this other guy I know, however.
#109 to #91 - jonnyfunk
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(05/24/2013) [-]
stop thumbing op down, *************!
#2 - Kairyuka
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I am a hug dealer, except I give them out for free to the willing! No hug too long or awkward!
#137 to #2 - strangesir
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(05/24/2013) [-]
That ****** ******* cute.
#168 to #2 - andimac
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#172 to #168 - Kairyuka
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Huggle c:
Huggle c:
#173 to #172 - andimac
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#176 to #173 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Aw, I love you too, random stranger
#205 to #2 - batwill **User deleted account**
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#206 to #205 - Kairyuka
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#81 to #2 - lizardnigger
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(05/24/2013) [-]
hugs and **** from my leaver's day at school
#123 to #2 - secondlawprevails
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I'd like a hug please
#126 to #123 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Even Mordekaiser is just a person like all of us. A big, armored person from the Shadow Isles, but still a person. Who likes music.
Even Mordekaiser is just a person like all of us. A big, armored person from the Shadow Isles, but still a person. Who likes music.
#127 to #126 - secondlawprevails
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Not just any music mind you.
Not just any music mind you.
#128 to #127 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
The best kind :3
#129 to #128 - secondlawprevails
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(05/24/2013) [-]
"Time to shred"
#130 to #129 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
My LoL mission is to get all the Pentakill members :3
#169 to #130 - secondlawprevails
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I have them all, (despite how horribly I suck as Olaf.)
#171 to #169 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Well I suck at all but Volibear (and I still kinda suck with him), so it's fine
#178 to #171 - secondlawprevails
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(05/24/2013) [-]
If you're relatively new to league, try out singed. He's a pretty dependable tank/bruiser. He's the one champ I can pretty much guarantee solid numbers with. I've got a pretty good build if you're interested.
#179 to #178 - Kairyuka
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Well I do pretty well with Voli, but I don't play much. I don't want to team up with randoms you see (unless it's ARAM).
#111 to #2 - angelious ONLINE
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(05/24/2013) [-]
may or may not contain boner
#112 to #111 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
If you need a hug, I'll give you a hug.
#113 to #112 - angelious ONLINE
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(05/24/2013) [-]
yes please.
yes please.
#114 to #113 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Hey it's alright man
Hey it's alright man
#115 to #114 - angelious ONLINE
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(05/24/2013) [-]
i feel much better now.thank you
i feel much better now.thank you
#116 to #115 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I'm glad to hear that
#118 to #2 - harbingerwolf
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Stay out of my territory...
#119 to #118 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
There can never be enough hug dealers in this town c:
#65 to #2 - thisotherdude
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(05/24/2013) [-]
"No hug too long or awkward"

Like there's any other kind of hug...
#66 to #65 - ironsoul
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(05/24/2013) [-]
It is only awkward if one party is aroused and the other is not.
#67 to #2 - ironsoul
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I feel the same way.
I feel the same way.
#75 to #67 - Kairyuka
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#57 to #2 - newfiefromhell **User deleted account**
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#93 to #57 - megajoshx [OP]
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I don't normally allow humans to touch me...but I'd hug ya, dude. Feel better.
#198 to #93 - newfiefromhell **User deleted account**
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#199 to #198 - megajoshx [OP]
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Likely not. I don't leave the house much, because I live in Florida and that's where the hot is. My name is Josh though, if that helps
#200 to #199 - newfiefromhell **User deleted account**
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#201 to #200 - megajoshx [OP]
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I've only been on the site for, like, two of your human days...and it's been a whirlwind, but no - I believe this might be our first interaction.

My full name is Joshua as well. Good, strong name. Makes people wanna ****.
#202 to #201 - newfiefromhell **User deleted account**
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#203 to #202 - megajoshx [OP]
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You seemed sad, I suppose.
#204 to #203 - newfiefromhell **User deleted account**
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#70 to #57 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
For you, anything :3
#197 to #70 - newfiefromhell **User deleted account**
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#59 to #2 - agrofenlas
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I wish hug dealers really existed. /:
#71 to #59 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I exist.
#181 to #71 - agrofenlas
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Fair enough, but all we have in the US is drug dealers.
#182 to #181 - Kairyuka
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I'm sorry to hear that, if you ever go to Denmark, I'm right here c:
#183 to #182 - agrofenlas
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I'm headed to Canada when I can. Not as free as Denmark, but the people are nicer then where I live.
#184 to #183 - Kairyuka
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I have friends in Canada. I'd like to go there one day.
#196 to #184 - newfiefromhell **User deleted account**
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#185 to #184 - agrofenlas
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(05/24/2013) [-]
My fiance lives in Canada. If you ever visit feel free to stop by!
#186 to #185 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Aww man, that's nice
#187 to #186 - agrofenlas
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Its good to meet nice people, like you. Got to have something that makes the world go round. ^_^
#188 to #187 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Ah, I'm just a guy you know? If you met me irl, you most likely wouldn't like me.
#189 to #188 - agrofenlas
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Lies, Lies and slandifurous slander. I bet you're awesome.
#190 to #189 - Kairyuka
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Nah man, I suck at all that stuff involving others, unless it's purely on text. I can only be myself after all. That's a decision I made long ago. It's a very lonely decision, but that's just how I am. And sadly I suck at meeting new people.
#191 to #190 - agrofenlas
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If you say so, but by all accounts, I believe you're awesome.
#192 to #191 - Kairyuka
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Then it's good we most likely will never meet, since I don't wanna disappoint you :c
#193 to #192 - agrofenlas
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I Can't begin to tell you how much that isn't possible.
But let me try.

My expectations of human behavioral patterns ranges from completely docile to the rage filled perpetual hate of anti-socialism. What I'm trying to say, is that I've seen every face humanity has to offer. And Frankly, there is no one who can disappoint me more, then myself. Because I can't live up to my expectations, so I don't set any for others.
#194 to #193 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Oh boy, do I know THAT feeling well
#61 to #2 - Fgner ONLINE
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Slap my titties and call me gay as ****. But I've always thought Pon and Zi are the cutest damn things in the world.
#62 to #61 - Fgner ONLINE
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna dump a couple more.
#63 to #62 - Fgner ONLINE
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#76 to #63 - Kairyuka
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What's gay about that?
#165 to #76 - Fgner ONLINE
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Society just tends to associate gayness with a male who expresses emotions and/or femininity.

But I still love these all the same.
#166 to #165 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I'll express my emotions all the same, because I know my sexuality, and it has nothing to do with my emotions c:
(also, gays have it easy ._.)
#104 to #61 - anon
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Awe / dee here we go/ backup suns know/ old feel on me / brought up/ foot age @ Mmmm better n yours due/ like yours
#3 to #2 - astraea
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What if I like my hugs long? Huh? YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT? HUH?? ;((
#4 to #3 - Kairyuka
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As I was saying, there's no hug too long or to awkward for me (I like long hugs myself, but you kinda have to agree on what you're doing for it to be a proper hug)
#5 to #4 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
10/10 would hug you
#6 to #5 - Kairyuka
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Awww man ;A;
Awww man ;A;
#7 to #6 - astraea
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#30 to #6 - astraea
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I dont wanna hug you if your friend daentraya doesnt stop being a meanie ;'(
#31 to #30 - Kairyuka
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I cannot control her :c
Hey Daentraya, you're costing me a hug here!
#32 to #31 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Im not gonna take it out on you <//3
we could hug if we ever met. ♥
#33 to #32 - Kairyuka
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Awww c:
So you live in Denmark?
#34 to #33 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Nope
#35 to #34 - Kairyuka
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Awwww :c
Where do you live then?
#36 to #35 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Norway~♥
#37 to #36 - Kairyuka
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Ooooh, I have a friend there
Oh god, rape smiley, I don't mean it, I promise >_<
So wanna be friends? It's always nice to make a new friend! :3
#38 to #37 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
yes we are now besties <3
#98 to #38 - neokun
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Possibly the two most friendliest people I have ever encountered on the internet.
#177 to #98 - Kairyuka
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Sounds interesting man. I'm a fan of martial arts myself and have trained kung-fu for some years before quitting. It simply wasn't the thing I was looking for, although it made a good basis. Now I'm practicing aikido, a very philosophical grappling martial art with an interesting take on self-defense. See, if you fight, you've already lost. For someone to attack you, it means they're unbalanced, that their mind is in chaos and that results in aggression. If you meet that aggression with unwavering balance instead of more aggression, you'll both end up better in the end c:
#157 to #98 - daentraya
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Look in the katawa channel. Full of friendly folks. ****** amazing, really
#120 to #98 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Wanna be friends too?
#134 to #120 - neokun
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(05/24/2013) [-]
y--yes....
#141 to #134 - Kairyuka
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C'mere man c:
So tell me a bit about yourself then
I'm a 19 year old guy, I like music, video games, anime and movies. I'm the creator of the Katawa Shoujo channel here on Funnyjunk too
#151 to #141 - neokun
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(05/24/2013) [-]
OOKILY DOOKILY!

I'm 16 years old. I like Hap-Ki-Do, Games, music (Rock in particular)
#158 to #151 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Oooh hapkido? I've never actually met anyone who practiced it! How is it? c:
#174 to #158 - neokun
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Its alright, good for meeting new people and its always a laugh when you take someone down or vice versa
#39 to #38 - daentraya
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He's mai bestie :c
#40 to #39 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Ill allow him to be your bestie IF YOU DELETE YOUR COMMENT >
#41 to #40 - daentraya
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Its done. But in turn you must seize the use of fj smileys, and instead reverse them or use c.
#46 to #41 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Now its your turn! Do it! ♥
#47 to #46 - daentraya
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I dont happen to be in possession of an image file of my face.. So all you will get is this blurry thing i hastily saved. 16, soon 17, male
#48 to #47 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
u sur ur mal
u sur?
#49 to #48 - daentraya
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Yeah.. I always felt more like a female tho, and my face is quite androgynous..
#131 to #47 - astraea
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(05/24/2013) [-]
u suuuurr?
#42 to #41 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Okay~ c:
#43 to #42 - daentraya
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Good. Now everything is well and perfect in the universe again.
Now tell me your gender and age and hair
#121 to #43 - jakeofthesnakes
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#45 to #44 - daentraya
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lolwat.
Swagpants kawaiiko
#106 to #31 - anon
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Getting bullied HERE / HAVE BEEN/ LEGALLY? I HAVE NO CHOICE- CUM CLEAN-- NOT MY GAME- DIAMOND ISSUE- HELPED - BULLY/ JERSEY/ CHUNKEY MONKEY'S/ WITH BABIES DAWGS/ CAMERA/ B$$ES
#107 to #106 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Who ARE you?
#8 to #5 - daentraya
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Just beware that he will crush you if you're not tall enough..
#9 to #8 - astraea
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how tall is enough ;__;?
#10 to #9 - daentraya
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Taller than 152cm. I'm fairly tiny
#11 to #10 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
well im around 175cm so i guess im alright
#13 to #11 - astraea
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170 maybe
i honestly dont know how tall i am
#12 to #11 - daentraya
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Good. I must try standing on a chair next time. I might get as tall as him, then
#14 to #12 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
have you hugged him irl?
#16 to #14 - daentraya
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Yeah. We just started talking on fj, and found out that we live within an hour of each other. Of all goddahm places..
#17 to #16 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Im jelous
where you guys at btw
#18 to #17 - daentraya
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Silkeborg and Århus, denmark
#20 to #18 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
2 hours away from my summer house
oh well ;<
#21 to #20 - daentraya
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Oh, where you at?
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#23 to #22 - daentraya
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Why the tiny text?
#24 to #23 - astraea
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(05/23/2013) [-]
because its secret, shh
#25 to #24 - daentraya
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(05/23/2013) [-]
It is not. Not anymore.
Hey Kairyuka, this is no longer secret. Nyahahah
#29 to #25 - astraea
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delete it you poopoo
#26 to #25 - astraea
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it is gone, poof!
#28 to #26 - Kairyuka
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So you don't wanna hug me then? :c
#60 to #26 - areialview
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Technically it isn't I can still go to your profile and check where you live
#195 to #26 - areialview
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It was worth the de-friend
#27 to #26 - daentraya
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#108 to #5 - anon
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Love a GENUINE/ LOVING HUG
#73 to #2 - europe
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It's going to be awkward whether you like it or not
#74 to #73 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Try me!
Try me!
#92 to #74 - megajoshx [OP]
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(05/24/2013) [-]
You made me chortle.
#94 to #92 - Kairyuka
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I'll take that as a compliment
#102 to #94 - megajoshx [OP]
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(05/24/2013) [-]
As well you should!
#54 to #2 - fukyu
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(05/24/2013) [-]
what if i get a boner while you hug me and then proceed to move my hips side to side grinding it on you, is that a hug too awkward?
#95 to #54 - megajoshx [OP]
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Nah. That just means the ancient prophecy is coming to pass.
#15 to #2 - martiini
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(05/23/2013) [-]
And when I try to hug people I get sued for assault.
#19 to #15 - Kairyuka
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I don't try to hug people, I offer them hugs. It wouldn't be a hug if both parts don't want it.
#105 to #15 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Bee/ its a scam/ U WILL BE IN JAIL ANYWAY/ WORSE$$$ PROMISE/ PLANNED/ IMMEDIATELY EVERYONE GETS ALL/ THATS OKAN HAS $$ OPEN EYES!!!
#52 - nooc
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(05/23/2013) [-]
Looks like he's dropped his pants to bone him... in his dick?
#55 to #52 - Alchemyst
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Naw, just gangsta' pants.
#1 - rogsevildog
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#86 - snakefire
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#136 to #86 - strangesir
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Inb4 whale penis joke.






Inb4 whale penis joke.
#139 to #136 - dafogman
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Someone say.....whale penis?
#140 to #139 - strangesir
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Comment Picture
#153 to #139 - bandal
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(05/24/2013) [-]
That's not a whale, is the Rhincodon typus
#162 to #86 - hewhoepicfails
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Nothing is regretted.
#51 - iamshadow
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(05/23/2013) [-]
I was expecting it to literally be about drugs, so I read "I got what you need, yo." as "I got your weed, yo." then became confused when they hugged.
#103 to #51 - anon
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You all must laugh with the HUGS?? WATCHERS/ LEGAL DOES/ NAKED PIRN NIT SO MUCH & PASTOR WATCHING MY DAUGHTER IN LAE/ NOT SO MUCH/ OH DANIBOI$$$ DIDNEY CONDO HUH PAYOFF?? THIS WE HEARD/ GAME IS HUGE/ MANY GET GIGTS GONBA GET SPANKEF/ HUGGED LADY WAS HELPING/ HUGGER WAS SCUM CAUSE OF CUNT/ THEY WERE RIGHT/ NEVER A SORRY$$$$ CHURCHES FOLD
#147 - anomorphous
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I want a hug :c
#150 to #147 - bandal
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#124 - hotschurl ONLINE
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Not sure if hugging a dude is the best thing when you need to "get straight for REAL".
#58 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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(05/24/2013) [-]
That's a sweet lookin' reaper
#64 to #58 - sketchE
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(05/24/2013) [-]
awesome game
#68 to #58 - magelick
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(05/24/2013) [-]
This is my game. And I only allow two things: flawless calculations.. and beauty!
#69 to #68 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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(05/24/2013) [-]
To right the countless wrongs of our day,

we shine this light of true redemption,

that this place may become as paradise.

What a wonderful world such would be...
#83 to #69 - imlost ONLINE
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(05/24/2013) [-]
what is this?
#132 to #68 - octaviano
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(05/24/2013) [-]
I wish I had more zippers...so I could tell you to zip it.
#77 - symphonyofspecters
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Let's see how it looks without the text
#78 to #77 - symphonyofspecters
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#89 to #78 - megajoshx [OP]
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Here ya go. I was gonna sell the final panel as a shirt on LaserFist, but never got around to it.