The Game of Life. I have never played this game before... My friend bought an independently made game called "The Real Game of Life" in which you start by rolling to see what income you will recieve from fami i bit my own Dick Once by accident sharks
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The Game of Life

 
The Game of Life. I have never played this game before... My friend bought an independently made game called "The Real Game of Life" in which you start by rolling to see what income you will recieve from fami

I have never played this game before.

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#15 - waffies (11/19/2012) [-]
My friend bought an independently made game called "The Real Game of Life" in which you start by rolling to see what income you will recieve from family growing up and such.

If you roll a 1 from the start? Aborted. Start over with a new person.

2? Adopted, ignore all future squares that mention your parents

3? Disowned, lower yourself to poor salary bracket.

It goes on to test you with everything from drug addictions to becoming a prostitute, going down in an airplane. Even experiencing world war 4 and then with a REALLY unlucky roll: Nuclear apocalypse, everyone dies, game over.
(there's good things too, but these things make the game really)
User avatar #20 to #15 - golemnardah (11/19/2012) [-]
Reminds me of that episode of Malcolm in the Middle where the father is teaching Dewie a lesson :P
User avatar #196 to #15 - sideffect (11/19/2012) [-]
I actually looked this up and bought one for my best mate. Thank you sir:)
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User avatar #199 to #196 - waffies (11/19/2012) [-]
ah, i ****** up the name! Either way, yeah, that's it!

lelloneyohann werleniaz punxsatownyphil teseus evilpapagali wallbuilder cloudyshiny kyleassante golemnarda sexymossant

Just re-notifying everyone here of this development in case they were interested
User avatar #200 to #199 - wallbuilder (11/19/2012) [-]
Damn, I thought I'd finally become famous...
User avatar #204 to #200 - evilpapagali (11/19/2012) [-]
We all thought that.
#203 to #200 - waffies (11/19/2012) [-]
someday my friend. Someday. Sorry to dissapoint
#34 to #15 - lellone (11/19/2012) [-]
these things make the game really WHAT??!! I MUST KNOW!!!! THEY MAKE WHAT?!!!!!!!!
User avatar #21 to #15 - teseus (11/19/2012) [-]
WW4? What happened with 3?
User avatar #56 to #21 - evilpapagali (11/19/2012) [-]
That's the good part, it's so big that it skips WW3.
#24 to #21 - wallbuilder (11/19/2012) [-]
You don't know? Oh well, I guess no-one ever will...
#144 to #24 - kyleassante ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
EL PSY CONGROO BITCH!
#208 to #21 - subcelestial (11/19/2012) [-]
Oh no no no. That's the beauty of WW 4, teseus. It's so intense it skips over the other one.
#7 - SILENCEnight (11/19/2012) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Tractor - the engine of the Volvo 240 tu ** My kids died, what do i do now?   
   
   
   
   
go to disney land
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Tractor - the engine of the Volvo 240 tu ** My kids died, what do i do now?




go to disney land
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#26 to #7 - crellow (11/19/2012) [-]
awesome
awesome
User avatar #205 to #53 - arsyro (11/19/2012) [-]
SAO!!!!!!!!
#213 to #205 - paulthehero (11/20/2012) [-]
It's rare to find someone who recognizes SAO. Unspoken bond formed.
It's rare to find someone who recognizes SAO. Unspoken bond formed.
User avatar #214 to #213 - arsyro (11/20/2012) [-]
You watch the latest episode yet?
#215 to #214 - paulthehero (11/20/2012) [-]
Yep. And I got a bunch of gifs to prove it!
Yep. And I got a bunch of gifs to prove it!
User avatar #216 to #215 - arsyro (11/20/2012) [-]
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiet. Oh that fight was brutal
#218 to #216 - paulthehero (11/20/2012) [-]
I know right!
User avatar #221 to #218 - arsyro (11/20/2012) [-]
Then Kirito gets rubbed up on.
"Nah ladies im good"
dumbass
#223 to #221 - paulthehero (11/20/2012) [-]
I got a kick out of that. Do you read the light novels?
I got a kick out of that. Do you read the light novels?
User avatar #224 to #223 - arsyro (11/20/2012) [-]
nope. I just got into the anime because of a friend of mine
#225 to #224 - paulthehero (11/20/2012) [-]
Gotcha. Well the light novel was made in 2002 but wasn't published till a couple years ago and you can find it on baka-tsuki.org. It's really good and they're on like volume 10 which is about 6 volumes past where the anime is. And things just get better and better as it goes.
Gotcha. Well the light novel was made in 2002 but wasn't published till a couple years ago and you can find it on baka-tsuki.org. It's really good and they're on like volume 10 which is about 6 volumes past where the anime is. And things just get better and better as it goes.
User avatar #226 to #225 - arsyro (11/20/2012) [-]
Jesus christ my body is so ready for the next episode
#222 to #220 - paulthehero (11/20/2012) [-]
I never get to use these so I'm freaking out a bit.
#10 to #7 - riotpopper (11/19/2012) [-]
I always love seeing such relevant rolls.
#8 to #7 - ronyx (11/19/2012) [-]
Nice roll
#61 to #7 - numbersixtyseven **User deleted account** (11/19/2012) [-]
Best roll I have seen in months. Sir, you deserve these thumbs.
#51 to #7 - josephd (11/19/2012) [-]
What a majestic roll
What a majestic roll
#27 to #7 - sachonebeef (11/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#17 to #7 - lucidria (11/19/2012) [-]
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That roll was the Royce of rolls.
#173 to #17 - NAPOM (11/19/2012) [-]
That rolls Royce was the rolls Royce of rolls Royce rolls
User avatar #186 to #173 - colegaleener (11/19/2012) [-]
Be quiet pls
User avatar #9 - jessieqwertyu (11/19/2012) [-]
One time I landed on every damn baby space, I had to have 2 cars. To top it off i lived in a trailer
User avatar #13 to #9 - CRosBY (11/19/2012) [-]
Should have gone to college...
User avatar #12 to #9 - anonemous ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
so the game thinks you're from Alabama.......
#2 - ctrlaltwank (11/18/2012) [-]
I was waiting for it to have a happy ending, thinking it would be a feels post. Then I got to the end like "Well then..."
I was waiting for it to have a happy ending, thinking it would be a feels post. Then I got to the end like "Well then..."
#131 - nyanpoptart (11/19/2012) [-]
This made me sad.
This is how my sister died...
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#182 to #131 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
Very well child, I shall call up her spirit with the Black Arts.

Mmm...Mmm...I invoke the power of Black Magic... ************************************************************************ ****************************** !

Alright, I think...Wait...goddammit, I got Jean-Benet Ramsey again! ******* Black Magic can't do **** right...Shoulda ******* stayed with those snake handlers, at least those ******* knew how to party.
#163 to #131 - skinless (11/19/2012) [-]
im sorry bro
#170 to #163 - nyanpoptart (11/19/2012) [-]
It's alright, just feeling a little... tender I guess.
User avatar #175 to #131 - trowlernotparas (11/19/2012) [-]
was she hot
#176 to #175 - nyanpoptart (11/19/2012) [-]
She was 3 months old.
So yeah.
#123 - bossdelainternet (11/19/2012) [-]
now THIS is the kind of OC i want to see on this site
#140 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (11/19/2012) [-]
it's funny how a simple board game can turn a bunch of teenagers into vicious, growling monkeys.   
   
			****		 Monopoly
it's funny how a simple board game can turn a bunch of teenagers into vicious, growling monkeys.

**** Monopoly
#148 to #140 - captainwow (11/19/2012) [-]
That's nothing.

This game destroys friendships.
User avatar #171 to #148 - alfjnn (11/19/2012) [-]
THATS NO JOKE EITHER.

Monopoly Wrecks friendships temporarily. ******* Tabletop Warhammer just absolutely assrapes them.
#58 - gid (11/19/2012) [-]
your tags made me cry
#40 - unbentgodfather (11/19/2012) [-]
**unbentgodfather rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Scumbag Steve is out ** what they played next
#62 to #40 - jakegiggs (11/19/2012) [-]
nice roll
nice roll
#6 - vanoreo (11/19/2012) [-]
When I was about eight I played LIFE...

When I received children I ate them as sacrifice.

I was not a merciful god...
#167 - bagguhsleep (11/19/2012) [-]
I chuckled extensively.
#132 - psikid (11/19/2012) [-]
Sir, this is one of the best things I have seen on here, and the fact that it's OC makes it even better.

May you continue being a beautiful bastard.
#5 - rawrbowwow (11/19/2012) [-]
Every time I play, I put my wife in the back seat. No way in hell I'm going to listen to her through out the whole game.
Every time I play, I put my wife in the back seat. No way in hell I'm going to listen to her through out the whole game.
#67 - thewitchking (11/19/2012) [-]
**thewitchking rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Ja ** how i die
User avatar #76 to #67 - tehyanx (11/19/2012) [-]
Achmed is going to blow you up infidel!
User avatar #72 to #67 - thechosentroll (11/19/2012) [-]
A premature detonation? Seems appropriate.
#1 - Deavas ONLINE (11/18/2012) [-]
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i cant even...
#38 - thehumandirigible (11/19/2012) [-]
Well 			****		!
Well **** !
#96 - printerr (11/19/2012) [-]
**printerr rolls 20**
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User avatar #98 to #96 - jokersaysamuseme ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolls 27** Nope
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User avatar #101 to #98 - printerr (11/19/2012) [-]
**printerr rolls 96** ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) le lenny face
User avatar #106 to #96 - richardastley ONLINE (11/19/2012) [-]
**richardastley rolls 98**

Maybe...
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User avatar #128 to #96 - hammarhead (11/19/2012) [-]
**hammarhead rolls 44**
#137 - snoopyxxm (11/19/2012) [-]
**snoopyxxm rolled a random image posted in comment #1734625 at MLP Brony Board **
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