Thank you, I'll be here all week.. If my bad jokes were a drug, I'd sell them by the gram... Uberandrew is posting comics again? Is this a dream? OC comic bad jokes broom uberandrew Sherry
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Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.. If my bad jokes were a drug, I'd sell them by the gram... Uberandrew is posting comics again? Is this a dream?

If my bad jokes were a drug, I'd sell them by the gram.

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#182 - thatcreepingfeelin (06/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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i find it interesting how in real life, if someone told a ****** joke the most you would get were boos, "you suck," and "get off the stage," and that's only if you're performing in front of a room full of drunk strangers.

but on the internet, if you make a ****** joke everyone just loses their ******* minds. it doesn't even have to be offensive, it just needs to be a little boring and unfunny and everyone will **** out of their dicks. the response given is usually along the lines of something someone would say to a man who killed their whole family and raped their dog. it's just so bizarre. any normal human being would never say straight up to a guy's face, "go kill yourself." for telling a lame joke. if right now you were to walk down the street and on a corner there was a man blurting out bland humor, you would just walk by that **** without a second glance, but here, you stop, tell him his whole family is scum, slap his nutsack with a tire iron, and shoot him point blank in the skull, metaphorically speaking.

strange no one has really ever stopped to consider how strange their behavior towards complete strangers on the internet is. however, i'd say less strange and more like rude if not evil. just a thought.

and by the way i'm not defending this joke. it was utter crap.
OP, it doesn't matter how well you can draw the comic, if the joke isn't funny, no one will be laughing. for example, some of the most well received comics on this site, in the past, have been half-assedly drawn turds with a short and simple joke. put more effort into the construction of the joke than the actual comic itself. this particular joke had a too long set up with an incredibly weak punchline. in the end, you might actually save a lot more time and energy if you draw the comic around the joke, as apposed to doing both as you go, which is the impression that i'm getting here.

To my fellow users:
I apologize for this brick wall of an essay.
<i hope this makes it up to you
#70 - sonofpsychodad (06/07/2014) [-]
Hoes be like "I'm still virgin tho".
User avatar #113 to #70 - stormietheraver (06/08/2014) [-]
in the comics he hasnt been a virgin for like...2+ years got it from behind by sherry
User avatar #122 to #46 - blooby ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
That's a dude...
#72 to #47 - hermaeousmora (06/07/2014) [-]
I fixed it for you.
#61 to #58 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
YOU ****** IT UP
#138 to #47 - weeez (06/08/2014) [-]
You like brooms don't you, criminal scum
#125 to #47 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
#11 - optimos (06/07/2014) [-]
This makes me feel like it was 2010 now.
And I wasn't here in 2010.
#1 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
Why did this comic suck?

Because the angry character is annoying.
User avatar #25 to #1 - UberAndrew (06/07/2014) [-]
I doubt you'll check up on this comment again, but if you do, mind telling me what exactly you don't like about her?

I appreciate all forms of feedback.
User avatar #35 to #25 - mrsnowballs (06/07/2014) [-]
I like the comic, but what's up with Sherry's face? It's all weird looking
User avatar #37 to #35 - UberAndrew (06/07/2014) [-]
I do a admit I drew her face a little inconsistently throughout this comic but I never really meant for her to be pretty exactly.
User avatar #39 to #37 - mrsnowballs (06/07/2014) [-]
lol she looks like a monkey or smth. I like your old drawings of her better.
#49 to #37 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
She just looks more butch than she used to because of her nose, freckles, and teeth.
#137 to #10 - weeez (06/08/2014) [-]
just use shift delete you casual scum
User avatar #3 to #1 - clechyl (06/07/2014) [-]
Why is your opinion irrelevant?
Because you're an anon
User avatar #23 to #3 - turian (06/07/2014) [-]
it maybe isnt but the comic is unfunny
#38 to #23 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
and some one else found it funny, all opinions are irrelevent, it got thumbs, people liked it, end of story
#45 to #23 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
>OPINION!!!!!!!!
#28 to #3 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
well but he got thumbs
#116 to #3 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
Why is your opinion even less relevant?
Because, not only you're just another ******* on the internet, you're an attention craving ******* on the internet.
#145 to #1 - mowgaycraft (06/08/2014) [-]
Because there's no 'plot'
#9 - mrsnowballs (06/07/2014) [-]
Uberandrew is posting comics again? Is this a dream?
#33 to #9 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
Yeh a bad one..
#34 to #33 - mrsnowballs (06/07/2014) [-]
Shut up anon
Shut up anon
#63 to #33 - vangoz (06/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #92 to #33 - vilememory (06/07/2014) [-]
And this is why OC comic makers never last on FJ. A group of very vocal people drive them away, always.
User avatar #99 to #92 - bladeboy (06/07/2014) [-]
Or maybe their comics are unfunny pieces of **** like this.
#135 - mydogpikachu ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
#60 - kwanzalord (06/07/2014) [-]
I tend to like OC....but ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh....ehhhhhhhhhhhh
you tried too hard.
User avatar #64 to #60 - atomicman (06/07/2014) [-]
Started off pretty good, but in the end OP just ruined it for me. Artwork is good at least
#83 - anon (06/07/2014) [-]
#142 to #83 - gorillaztwentyfour (06/08/2014) [-]
it wasn't that bad in my opinion ._.
#183 - obviousforeigner (06/08/2014) [-]
And you 			*******		 wonder why FunnyJunk isn't popular. This has to be one of the worst online communities I have ever seen on the internet.   
This comment section is an absolutely fantastic example of why no one likes this site.
And you ******* wonder why FunnyJunk isn't popular. This has to be one of the worst online communities I have ever seen on the internet.
This comment section is an absolutely fantastic example of why no one likes this site.
#120 - MasterManiac (06/08/2014) [-]
Good art, terrible jokes. Yep, UberAndrew is back.
Good art, terrible jokes. Yep, UberAndrew is back.
User avatar #229 to #120 - oaaaa (06/08/2014) [-]
thats the joke
User avatar #59 - thecutegoodra (06/07/2014) [-]
I can't be the only one not laughing at this?
#30 - iowndemostest (06/07/2014) [-]
There will be a time when I may use this.
#204 to #202 - anon (06/08/2014) [-]
Both are...

Derp
#203 - dissectedtesticle (06/08/2014) [-]
this was about the most cancerous thing i've ever read, coming from you. the characters are annoying as 			****		, the joke's inconsistent as 			****		, the only thing that's barely bearable is your art style, which is why, and i'm sure of this, you actually got some thumbs. we're not a crowd of weeaboos that will laugh at a funny face and a broom up someone's ass. next time, try harder. welcome back and 			****		 you.
this was about the most cancerous thing i've ever read, coming from you. the characters are annoying as **** , the joke's inconsistent as **** , the only thing that's barely bearable is your art style, which is why, and i'm sure of this, you actually got some thumbs. we're not a crowd of weeaboos that will laugh at a funny face and a broom up someone's ass. next time, try harder. welcome back and **** you.
#152 - godofsteak (06/08/2014) [-]
>Andrew
>Still can't tell
User avatar #154 to #152 - truemox (06/08/2014) [-]
Somewhere in the middle...
#19 - pappathethird (06/07/2014) [-]
mfw Uberandrew content
mfw Uberandrew content
#62 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - mankey (06/07/2014) [-]
First comic in a billion years and Sherry is straight back to anally abusing Andrew.
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