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#31 - guitarguise (01/24/2013) [-]
funny thing is, the less your breath, the less your cells respire. Which means that your metabolism (catabolic and anabolic reactions) are severely lowered. WHICH MEANS... that you're burning less calories and will probably get fatter.
#81 to #31 - DekuNut (01/24/2013) [-]
*breathing like a MADCUNT*
User avatar #48 to #31 - tardaasa (01/24/2013) [-]
Great, now you´re gonna make me hyperventilate ;P
User avatar #57 to #48 - vatra ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Hyperventilating basically causes the same effect as holding your breath, you are breathing so fast that you cannot adequately exchange oxygen and carbon dioxide, thus starving your cells and slowing your metabolism.
User avatar #61 to #57 - tardaasa (01/24/2013) [-]
Hah, darn it! ^^
User avatar #65 to #61 - vatra ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Slow, deep, breaths. Tis your best hope for this foolhardy cause!
User avatar #67 to #65 - tardaasa (01/24/2013) [-]
My diet is coffee. I live for coffee ( don´t you dare ruin coffee for me!)
User avatar #68 to #67 - vatra ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
I'm a coffee fiend as well, though I prefer tea, also I'm damn tempted to ruin coffee for you.
User avatar #69 to #68 - tardaasa (01/24/2013) [-]
Somethings we gotta keep holy, ok. It´s like, not thinking of the millions of mites in our bed sheathes :P
User avatar #72 to #69 - tardaasa (01/24/2013) [-]
sheets :P
User avatar #74 to #72 - vatra ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
they need a good meal anyway!
User avatar #32 to #31 - guitarguise (01/24/2013) [-]
you breathe* ugh. I made a scientific explanation sound uneducated. Sorry
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