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User avatar #2 - ScottP (04/24/2014) [-]
My first date ever was to the pool that was across the street from my house. And my date came over just as I was throwing out the garbage. Then she walked with me to the dumpster before we went swimming in the pool.

I have no idea why she put up with me for over a year lol
User avatar #14 to #2 - jajathezombie (04/25/2014) [-]
My first date was at a minigolf course that I got banned from. Worst part is, I won a free game but I couldn't use it.
User avatar #17 to #14 - ScottP (04/25/2014) [-]
How did you get banned from a minigolf course?
User avatar #18 to #17 - jajathezombie (04/26/2014) [-]
I accidentally hit a kid with my ball. It didn't even hit him hard, just lightly tapped him on the back of the calf, but he freaked out and started screaming bloody murder like someone was pulling off his ******* fingernails. Then this ******** landwhale who is apparently the birthgiver of this child starts getting all up in my jimmies about how I dun ****** up her son and they're gonna sue me for everything I was worth. So I told her she was being ridiculous but she started swinging her coconuts at me and I just kind of backed off. Anyway the guy I was with tried to step in, but he was high off his ass on oxy and fell into a pond. At this point the staff came up, and ******** landwhale started yelling at them about me and this high-as-balls half-drowning douchebag, and her kid was still crying, and we both got escorted off the course and told not to come back.
User avatar #19 to #18 - ScottP (04/26/2014) [-]
Dude that sucks. Some people just flip out over the smallest things huh?
User avatar #4 to #2 - myopicprophet (04/24/2014) [-]
I think it sounds about on par. My dates were equally uneventful Unless you count how incredibly awkward I was the whole time.
User avatar #5 to #4 - ScottP (04/24/2014) [-]
I was awkward in every single on of mine too haha
#3 to #2 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
My first date was..oh, wait...
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