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#43 - Reeon (03/02/2013) [-]
**Reeon rolls 3**
Number of Half Life games there will be
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User avatar #102 to #43 - kaboomz (03/05/2013) [-]
**kaboomz rolls 00**

screencap this and send to valve
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User avatar #49 to #43 - slaytheitemseeker (03/02/2013) [-]
Today is a glorious day Reeon, and it will be written that the roll gods selected you to be the user to confirm what many a man had hoped. Dubs be with you.
#45 to #43 - Reeon (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh .. my .. god ..   
hl3 confirmed
Oh .. my .. god ..
hl3 confirmed
User avatar #51 to #45 - therealtotodile ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Well there is Half-Life, Half-life 2, Half-life 2:Episode 1, and Half-Life 2:Episode 2. So apparently all you've "confirmed" is that one of those games never existed...
User avatar #88 to #51 - rotucex (03/02/2013) [-]
And do not forget about Opposing force , Blue Shift and Decay
User avatar #81 to #43 - raffinrox (03/02/2013) [-]
it has spoken!
User avatar #2 - deadguyseven ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
seeing as valve is making a console, i bet it would probably be a launch title
#3 to #2 - jinkazama (03/01/2013) [-]
Valve isn't making a console though
#5 to #4 - jinkazama (03/01/2013) [-]
Steam box isn't a console. It's just a PC made for steam, with casual users in mind, because PC gaming seems inaccessible to many of them.
User avatar #8 to #5 - toonlinktwentytwo (03/01/2013) [-]
thats what most consoles are
User avatar #78 to #5 - OminousDemon (03/02/2013) [-]
a pc for gaming FOR people who cant game on pc
in other words NOT a pc, its a console
#93 to #78 - jinkazama (03/02/2013) [-]
Nope. It can still run pretty much anything for PC. It's essentially non-overpriced alienware
#1 - domen ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
>Valve announces half life 3
>Half life 3 confirmed
#40 to #1 - Reeon (03/02/2013) [-]
Of all the ones to make me laugh ,
this was the only one
#52 to #40 - therealtotodile ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
What? You just basically said, out of all the ones that made you laugh, this is the only one that made you laugh. I am confus
#58 to #52 - Reeon (03/02/2013) [-]
Upon inspection of my comment ...
im sorry for confusing you
User avatar #59 to #58 - therealtotodile ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
It's fine I was just pointing out.
User avatar #6 to #1 - Thevaultboy (03/01/2013) [-]
>Half-Life 3 released
>Not worth the weight
User avatar #20 to #6 - joshofsouls (03/02/2013) [-]
>Half-life 3 released
>Plays like duke nukem
>Has story like duke nukem
>is actually duke nukem
User avatar #7 to #6 - thewickedgoose (03/01/2013) [-]
dont say things like that! i makes me scared for the future.
#36 to #6 - alldaypk (03/02/2013) [-]
ikr, i mean, 80 bucks for like, not even half a kilo
#17 to #1 - thatmexican (03/02/2013) [-]
out of all the theory's i heard that one is the most far fetched i mean come on at least make it half life way believable
#15 - kainhall (03/02/2013) [-]
march 3, 2013
HL3 will be released in 2 days.
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#30 to #21 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
dont you utter another word
#75 - valve (03/02/2013) [-]
This content represents me exactly
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User avatar #18 - olisaurus ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
''OC comic makers'' Seriously?
User avatar #92 to #23 - olisaurus ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
#70 - probablynaked (03/02/2013) [-]
I thumbed this content up when it was -1.. I feel like a proud parent
I thumbed this content up when it was -1.. I feel like a proud parent
User avatar #29 - masri (03/02/2013) [-]
im kind off hoping valve would release half life 3 the same time ps4 drops
#31 to #29 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
me too, then I will be able to play HL3 on my PC while I wait for all the inevitable bugs that will come with the ps4 (like any console).
seriously anyone who buys the fresh released consoles are idiots.
#33 to #31 - rafeky (03/02/2013) [-]
As much as you may hate to admit it.
#46 to #33 - terrorrizor (03/02/2013) [-]
He's not, I bought the first PS3 and the only bug I've gotten is the occasional Yellow Light that gets fixed by reflow, if I had kept it like before I'd still have Other OS, but at least I have the ability to play most of my PS2 games and **** . And I have 4 usb ports and 4 memory card slots. Also I'm watching X Men so rest in peace Morph
#76 - insevin (03/02/2013) [-]
What is this meme called? Its not on knowyourmeme yet. Is it really that new?
What is this meme called? Its not on knowyourmeme yet. Is it really that new?
User avatar #12 - HordeyWordey (03/02/2013) [-]
An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:
-Added new promo items
-Updated the localization files
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User avatar #104 to #85 - ponybroski (04/01/2013) [-]
but if it does come out then a uprising for HL4 will sweep the world
#54 - therealtotodile ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
I would rather see a Left 4 Dead 3 than Half-Life 3. I regret nothing!
User avatar #57 to #54 - EvildidlivE (03/02/2013) [-]
L4D 1 was best.
#60 to #57 - therealtotodile ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Let's discuss this topic. Why do you think that?
#62 to #60 - EvildidlivE (03/02/2013) [-]
<- Because of these great bastards right here.
#66 to #62 - therealtotodile ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Are you aware Left 4 Dead 2 has DLC that gives you ALL of the Left 4 Dead 1 campaigns and survivors. Even Crash Course. I agree that these characters are more likable than the L4D2 survivors, but I like the idea of Ellis and Zoey being in a relationship.
#69 to #66 - EvildidlivE (03/02/2013) [-]
I love Zoey, but lothe Ellis. Not that he has a bad character design, I mean he's got a lot of character, but it's that personality that I hate. "This one time, a friend of mine..." "Shut up!"

It's actually much more than that, though.

I didn't like what they did with the atmosphere, everything has this orangish tint to it. The fog, I found more annoying than immersive. The Jockey spawn signaled a wipe-wave for the special infected team. Fighting more than 1 tank at a time is just 'no thanks'. I didn't really care for any of the new items.

The only positive things I have to say for it was the Spitter was a needed infected slot for survivor team stacking a corner. And I liked the pseudo-special infected, the armored raid police officer and the medic that dropped all the goodies if you caught him.
#74 to #69 - therealtotodile ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
I loved the fact that Ellis was always so upbeat and happy. In a zombie apocalypse that's the sort o person that you need. To try and cheer people up. And The only time I saw fog or fought two tanks at once was in Swamp Fever. But I don't really like that campaign anyway. Everything has an "orangish tint" cause it's in the daytime. And really? You didn't like melee weapons or adrenaline? They have helped me so much I wish they had brought them in sooner. And the Jockey happens to be my favorite infected.
#84 to #74 - EvildidlivE (03/02/2013) [-]
Frances was the funny joker, Lois was the optimist; I think those two do a much better job covering that required roll in a zombie apocalypse team.

I don't like the daytime, honestly it makes the zombie's skin look plastic (I don't know why that is). Perma night-time just seemed much more immersive to me.

No, I don't really like melee weapons, they seem balanced, but it seems like it gives people an excuse to not think/aim. It just seems contradictory; if you're fighting zombies who're pure melee, why would you want to commit to melee with them?
As for adrenaline shots they just seem to be an inferior version of pain pills. I know in some very rare cases it's preferable but pills on average just seem better.

I still hate Jockey. He's an inferior version of the smoker.
#94 to #84 - therealtotodile ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
There's a difference between being optimistic and overall happy. I like the happy part more. I understand the daytime because the Left 4 Dead 2 campaigns have lenient stories now instead of just random assortments of campaigns and it's not like just because it's a zombie apocalypse it doesn't mean the sun died too. And the melee weapons are for tight spots. i.e. out of ammo, have to reload, or don't want to waste bullets. And adrenaline is superior to pills in the sense that you use it to do actions faster.(heal, revive, and running). I would take adrenaline over pills in any scenario. And how is the Jockey inferior? You can control where the survivor goes. But as a smoker you're ****** once you snare a survivor.
#95 to #94 - EvildidlivE (03/02/2013) [-]
I agree with most of what you say, and yet I still 'feel' more immersed without them. I know, daytime is still part of the day/night cycle in a ZA, melee weapons make sense for conserving ammo (even if pistols have unlimited ammo for balance reasons, it doesn't mean it makes sense). I wish I could add more but these still only subtract from the game for me. And watching a survivor charging forward with a frying pan makes me think he deserves the hail of friendly fire he's getting.

As for adrenaline, again, I know it has it's uses, but I'd still take pills any time. They last longer and give more health. I don't find I need any more speed than a green bar provides. It allows me to retain my med pack for a while longer, and I can use it faster (and while running) than a med pack/adren combo. I guess it's nothing more than my personal preference, but there y'have it.

I say the Jockey's inferior because a smoker pulls the survivor of choice out of position faster while staying safer. The Jockey is higher risk / higher reward in that he's easily killed because he has to charge into the survivor's lines, pounce any survivor it can and try to slowly stagger him away from the party. Although if successful, he can pull much further and do more DPS than the smoker, I find on average the smoker to be more effective.
#98 to #95 - therealtotodile ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Well then we definitely have different opinions. But that's what's so great about opinions. We can have any we want! I'm glad we had this talk about one of my favorite game series of all time. May you kill many zombies in the road ahead of you.
#99 to #98 - EvildidlivE (03/02/2013) [-]
Agreed. It's also my favorite co-op game of all time.
May the carrier virus be ever with you, and your ammo bountiful.
User avatar #68 - thatoneweirdguy (03/02/2013) [-]
Am I the only person that would rather have Portal 3?
User avatar #86 to #68 - walcorn (03/02/2013) [-]
I want it too
#71 to #68 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
#22 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - sellmeoresandcoal (03/02/2013) [-]
**sellmeoresandcoal rolls 7** Half life 3 is confirmed
User avatar #13 to #10 - nefarian (03/02/2013) [-]
**nefarian rolls 6** Minus this
User avatar #14 to #13 - nefarian (03/02/2013) [-]
That was so un-smooth
User avatar #11 to #10 - sellmeoresandcoal (03/02/2013) [-]
I have failed you, FJ.
And I accept any red thumbs you so humbly give me
#16 to #11 - qun (03/02/2013) [-]
you have failed funnyjunk but the qun forgives you with a thumb. Asit tal-eb basra, nehraa funnyjunk
#19 to #16 - hhhghhg (03/02/2013) [-]
obligatory qunari related comment
#65 - vizz (03/02/2013) [-]
Learning to count with gabe


Episode 1

Episode 2
#37 - martbeast (03/02/2013) [-]
This meme is on the exact same level as the "Harlem Shake". Overused and retarded.
#39 to #37 - terrorrizor (03/02/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #3218378 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** stop being a faggot and call them maybe
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#48 to #42 - terrorrizor (03/02/2013) [-]
so uhh, wink wink nudge nudge pack fudge?
#50 to #48 - martbeast (03/02/2013) [-]
**martbeast rolls 2**
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#53 to #50 - terrorrizor (03/02/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolls 6** rolling a 7
#55 to #53 - terrorrizor (03/02/2013) [-]
mfw i'm an OF fag.
User avatar #9 - therealchafrador (03/02/2013) [-]
There's 6 panels in the picture
6/2 = 3
Half-Life 3 Confirmed
User avatar #97 - supermegasherman (03/02/2013) [-]
gabe newell coughed 3 times in an interview

half life 3 confirmed
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