Meet John. . 011 A swam I remember I used to love them as a kid, but never got around to them Alott John had frigids. Is his last name Stab, by any chance? John had no Friends


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#8 - theugandanhero (12/09/2012) [-]
Is his last name Stab, by any chance?
#5 - optimos (12/08/2012) [-]
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#20 - therealmaster (12/09/2012) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #20 - gowge (12/09/2012) [-]
it's not easy having yourself a good time
User avatar #26 to #22 - ButtonFly ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
Great, now I gotta go watch that video again.
#11 - vanoreo (12/09/2012) [-]
Meet John. He's your average quantum physicist and he's about to discover the true meaning of love as he's sent 200 years into the future to meet the girl of his dreams.
But before he can get married he's gonna have to battle the evil space cats that are invading.
User avatar #44 to #11 - cptfox (12/09/2012) [-]
where is that from
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#10 - lujan (12/09/2012) [-]
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My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#36 to #10 - fuckinniggers (12/09/2012) [-]
... Of course you have a girlfriend...
... Of course you have a girlfriend...
User avatar #45 to #10 - ilovesalad (12/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #38 to #10 - LordTomato (12/09/2012) [-]
Wow FJ, you're thumbing down copypasta now? ******* newfags.
#37 to #10 - anon (12/09/2012) [-]
Your "girlfriend" looks like the horrible Nicki Minaj, and you look like you are in the TV-show jersey shore; a stupid faggot.
#30 to #10 - Tyranitar (12/09/2012) [-]
This is John   
John had no friends
This is John

John had no friends
User avatar #15 to #10 - charasmaticjdub (12/09/2012) [-]
Be more original.
#46 to #10 - iamzombie (12/09/2012) [-]
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hctib ym dna em s’tI :detaleR ciP
#25 to #10 - StrayBullet (12/09/2012) [-]
Let's see... I know I have it around here somewhere.
Ah, here it is!
#18 to #10 - yunnie (12/09/2012) [-]
but do you lift?
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#41 - lospussy (12/09/2012) [-]
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#19 - brainteaser (12/09/2012) [-]
**brainteaser rolled a random image posted in comment #304 at THEY RIGGED IT! ** mfw....
User avatar #3 - nomiscaveman [OP](12/08/2012) [-]
But John isn't real so it's okay :)
#4 to #3 - bbzz ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
so do my friends
User avatar #32 - Mesmus (12/09/2012) [-]
My childhood in a nutshell
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User avatar #2 - nomiscaveman [OP](12/08/2012) [-]
Yes, some go without friends :(
User avatar #27 - oniiiichan (12/09/2012) [-]
Your own made comic doesn't mean it is OC. I saw exacly same story as ragecomic on memebase posted maybe 2 days ago
User avatar #29 to #27 - nocta (12/09/2012) [-]
i think is maybe older than that..
User avatar #14 - johnmassacre (12/09/2012) [-]
i remember one time i sandwiched my balls hard on a seesaw
User avatar #9 - welshdrag (12/09/2012) [-]
When i was reading this I thought he put the handle up his ass and that's why he was sad..
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