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Hope you had a happy Valentine's Day I didn't.
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#92 to #89 - dingbox (02/15/2013) [-]
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#85 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MI NDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read m inds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#83 - metaldubstepotato (02/15/2013) [-]
I felt asleep with my love on skype last night
User avatar #82 - velirosvo (02/15/2013) [-]
My story incoming, read it or skip it - I don't mind:

> Be me
> been together with my gf for 1 year
> start my militarity service on January 7th
> I've had ONE holiday from my service, and I was ill on that day!!!
> I just missed the valentine's day
> and her birthday, she just reached age of 18
> missed her name day
> also I missed our first anniversary
> haven't seen my friends or family for 5 weeks
> I can still use internet on my cellphone and I call her daily
> I'll see her next week
> and this cycle continues for 11 months from this day

I wish they give me some mercy and let me finish this crap within 6 months rather than the original 12 months as I'm mentally broken already and this just hurts so much. Sorry for opening my feelings here, I just needed to write it out because I feel horrible :|
#87 to #82 - metaldubstepotato (02/15/2013) [-]
Its okay man, I can relate, I was in the army for 12 months too, I had a hard, but good time, but i missed my GF so much! Take good care for her, because 2 months before I ended my service, I had the saddest skype call ever, she had found another man, and I was broken the rest of my service..

Take good care of her, bro!

Slightly related pic
User avatar #90 to #87 - velirosvo (02/15/2013) [-]
Well, that didn't cheer me up too much but I actually feel bad for you, too. I've had best moments of my life with her so it's natural that I want to take good care of her every day, and even more while I'm doing my service. Thank you for your nice words sir.
User avatar #94 to #90 - metaldubstepotato (02/15/2013) [-]
Im sure you will get some short "vacations" to go home, spend them well! Also I hear dickpicks and "a hot man in military clothes"-photos (no homo) is supposed to be a good thing to send... some guys from my troop did it from time to time and got very good response, and I didn't, so it seems to work... but thats up to you! -I'm just trying to help out a brother in the service with some advice!
User avatar #95 to #94 - velirosvo (02/16/2013) [-]
Giving it a try, thank you. I wish I get some good respone from her.
#79 - thedarkestrogue (02/15/2013) [-]
6 cards in the background.   
1 in his hand.   
6-1 = 5.   
Two people.   
5-2=3.   
Me being a 						******					 confirmed.
6 cards in the background.
1 in his hand.
6-1 = 5.
Two people.
5-2=3.
Me being a ****** confirmed.
#78 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MI NDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read m inds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
#75 - crazyoljew (02/15/2013) [-]
This is garbage
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#73 - anonymous Comment deleted by optimos [-]
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#72 - anonymous Comment deleted by optimos [-]
#66 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #64 - Jimmydingdong (02/15/2013) [-]
**** yo Heart = win
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#56 - anonymous Comment deleted by optimos [-]
#63 to #56 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
If you actually believe what you just posted, then you are a ******** .
#69 to #63 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
I don't believe it, I KNOW IT.

Since it really is true that Asians can refatds, you are just wrong by saying that!
#77 to #69 - innerscope (02/15/2013) [-]
Prove it
#84 to #77 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
Proof right hear, tons of people have found out!



www.google.ca/#q=Asians+can+read+minds&hl=en&tbo=d&psj=1&ei=A7YeUdbMMuTwigKgi4CoDw&start=390&sa=N&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=7d3c1418721aacc9&biw=1024&bih=509

Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, but my comment explains everything and Asians do act like that!
#93 to #84 - innerscope (02/15/2013) [-]
And why do the paragraphs in that link have a similar structure to yours?
#59 to #56 - doktorpaj **User deleted account** (02/15/2013) [-]
No.
No.
#55 - GeorgeBush (02/15/2013) [-]
Celebrated yesterday with my babe, pic related
#48 - cynicalskin (02/15/2013) [-]
I think people should post pics like these on February 13 so we'llsee them on the 14th, when they're relevant and not the 15th
I think people should post pics like these on February 13 so we'llsee them on the 14th, when they're relevant and not the 15th
User avatar #50 to #48 - dedaluminus (02/15/2013) [-]
I'll totally remember that next year bro

for sure
#46 - rollcore (02/15/2013) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at The Hunger Games **
#45 - leawesomeme (02/15/2013) [-]
" Optimos " prime thread

hence OP's name
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#39 - tuckthisphit (02/15/2013) [-]
dont look at the last card at the last panel.
dont look at the last card at the last panel.
#86 to #39 - hostilext (02/15/2013) [-]
I looked...
I looked...
User avatar #60 to #39 - propanex (02/15/2013) [-]
comment #17, you're stealin mah thumbs.

Have them, I don't care. :) +1
User avatar #58 to #39 - kgfsjholis (02/15/2013) [-]
Well I wouldn't have if you didn't ******* point it out!
#53 to #39 - megatrondecepticon (02/15/2013) [-]
Damn....
Damn....
User avatar #43 to #39 - fatspartan ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
You sneaky dickwaffle
#40 to #39 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
I MISSED IT BUT YOU MADE ME LOOOOOOOKK!
User avatar #37 - obliviousman ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
I was expecting the cashier to say, "every card has that on it"
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