Late For Work. A joke an old friend of mine told me.. Mother of Sir, what' s so important that causes you to drive so fast? Well, Officer. I' m late for work, I Late For Work A joke an old friend of mine told me Mother Sir what' s so important that causes you to drive fast? Well Officer I' m late for work I
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Late For Work. A joke an old friend of mine told me.. Mother of Sir, what' s so important that causes you to drive so fast? Well, Officer. I' m late for work, I

A joke an old friend of mine told me.

Mother of
Sir, what' s so important that
causes you to drive so fast?
Well, Officer. I' m
late for work, I have
a very important
jab at the asshole
stretching factory
What the hall does one do at an
asshole stretching factory?
Okay, what happens is this: We get a
shipment of assholes and we stretch
them. We put one finger in until it fits
nicely, then we go to 2 fingers. We keep
going until we can get a whole fist in.
Then we have a device that stretches it to
my to 6 feet.
What the hell? What do you do with
a 6 foot asshole?
Most people throw them in a police
car behind a
...
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#6 - tabarzins
Reply +33
(07/08/2013) [-]
I don't see why people hate hidden cops so much.
#31 to #6 - missrainbowdash
Reply -17
(07/09/2013) [-]
cops in general are putrid abominations
#43 to #31 - ivoryhammer
Reply +10
(07/09/2013) [-]
Funny, that's what I call bronies
#79 to #31 - admiralen
Reply +1
(07/09/2013) [-]
love it when people say that, would also love to see bronies (an incredibly hated group of people) survive without someone protecting them.
#89 to #79 - grandterskrasao ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/09/2013) [-]
would someone really go as far as assaulting a brony if he wasn't acting like a twat? People obviously need to take a step back and sort out priorities if a guy watching a show gets their blood going.
#93 to #89 - admiralen
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
>implying the majority isnt acting like twats
#7 to #6 - spuggle
Reply -5
(07/08/2013) [-]
because they do nothing but wait to **** people over they're aren't protecting them and thats whit i thought cops were for
#8 to #7 - pooplol ONLINE
Reply +5
(07/08/2013) [-]
well technically they are protecting them from the people who drive over 100 mph which can endanger other lives.
#12 to #8 - thatmetalguy
Reply -1
(07/08/2013) [-]
At that point it's understandable, but when you pull someone over for going 5-10 over the speed limit you have to admit that's pretty ridiculous. Plus, I have no respect for the cops in my city cause they break traffic laws all the time and seem to only be hiding to give people tickets.
#19 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
5-10 mph over can make the difference between a still breathing kid and a dead kid.
#38 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
not on a open road in the middle of ******* nowhere.
#27 to #19 - thatmetalguy
Reply -1
(07/09/2013) [-]
Its not that big of a difference. 10mph maybe but 5 isn't that big
#91 to #27 - oxYKellark
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
well 2+2=4
5 wasn't the answer but it was close but that wont get you any points on a test.
Sure its a dick move, but they are well in the right and anyone over the posted speed limit is by law wrong, that's the whole point of having street signs its not a suggestion.

but yeah I've never been pulled over for that nor have i heard of anyone being ticketed for it either, pulled over sure but no action taken other than a warning.
#48 to #6 - imthepunkkid
Reply -4
(07/09/2013) [-]
Because that is entrapment which is illegal
#78 to #48 - admiralen
Reply +1
(07/09/2013) [-]
youre one dumb ************... entrapment is if they get you to commit the crime, not if they just take you for a crime you did on your own
#67 to #48 - mcroflskates
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
In colorado, this is the entrapment law: "The commission of acts which would otherwise constitute an offense is not criminal if the defendant engaged in the proscribed conduct because he was induced to do so by a law enforcement official or other person acting under his direction, seeking to obtain evidence for the purpose of prosecution, and the methods used to obtain that evidence were such as to create a substantial risk that the acts would be committed by a person who, but for such inducement, would not have conceived of or engaged in conduct of the sort induced. Merely affording a person an opportunity to commit an offense is not entrapment even though representations or inducements calculated to overcome the offender's fear of detection are used." I get from this that yes they can hide, but if they were tailgating you and trying to force you to speed, that would be entrapment.
Which is ********.
#15 to #6 - galacticboner
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
The purpose is to obey the law, right? If they weren't hidden, people would see them and obey the law, if they're hidden, they're just waiting for you to disobey so they can give you a ticked.
#86 to #15 - mrdrpage
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
The purpose of a ticket is so you won't do it again.
#10 to #6 - rawrbowwow [OP]
Reply +193
(07/08/2013) [-]
No one likes a camper.
#5 - MrFantasmo
Reply +187
(07/08/2013) [-]
#50 to #5 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
Reply +8
(07/09/2013) [-]
#16 to #5 - soulkiller
Reply +17
(07/09/2013) [-]
#1 - sandez
Reply +122
(07/08/2013) [-]
#26 - Sockopolis
Reply +69
(07/09/2013) [-]
Let me get this straight

When the policeman does his job, which ranges from taking down gang members or just the average drunk redneck with a shotgun, to pulling your self-entitled ass over for speeding, he is a ****** person and you hate him.
But when he doesnt do his job, he is a ****** person and you hate him.
The general population is a dick.

#59 to #26 - anon
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
I mean if he doesn't shoot a few innocent minorities, bums or peoples pets or make any faulty arrests and get away with it scott free I guess he isn't a ****** cop. That **** happens way to often in our country though.
#68 to #26 - edwardyeap
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
Well, yeah. Everyone is Richard.
#70 to #26 - anon
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
I was pulled over by 2 squads and a pickup for running a stale red light, the ones you sit at at night on a dead intersection. I was mischarged (according to the judge who dropped the fine entirely and lowered the charges) and I even plead guilty. I respect cops for what they do, but dirty tactics for traffic violations? Leave that for important ****.
#29 to #26 - kuraithevision
Reply +4
(07/09/2013) [-]
One night I bumped into a guy I knew from when we were in high school and he was telling me how much he hated the police. I asked what had happened. He said his insurance was at 900 bucks a month. I was a little shocked and asked why. He said he was racing down a street with two schools by the road, where the speed should be 40, whereas he was going about 100 km/h. I told him he deserved to be paying 900 bucks per month for insurance. He smiled and said his dad fixed him with illegal insurance so he pays next to nothing. In conclusion, some police get bitched about for dealing with gaping assholes and their ****** up ****.
#42 to #26 - ivoryhammer
Reply +5
(07/09/2013) [-]
It's like how people in other countries view America, if America ignores cries for help, it's cold and heartless, if it does help, it's called imperialistic.
#57 to #42 - anon
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
Name one place America ever "helped" the last 50 years
#99 to #57 - fucyougumby
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
you are a ******* fool, the amount of financial and medical aid that the US gives to various countries throughout the world is staggering
you are a ******* fool, the amount of financial and medical aid that the US gives to various countries throughout the world is staggering
#28 to #26 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
Reply +12
(07/09/2013) [-]
Agreed. No idea why people says that cops are assholes just for the actions of a few.

There are bad cops, just as there are bad military personnel, government agents, etc.
#2 - radiohazard
Reply -41
(07/08/2013) [-]
#9 to #2 - dinopoopsicle
Reply -1
(07/08/2013) [-]
Do you think you can just SAVE...reaction pictures as pngs? huh?
#85 to #9 - neokun ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
Big man just discovered the difference between .png and .jpeg from yesterdays front page, making sure people know you know the difference?
#14 to #2 - BreakTank
Reply +50
(07/09/2013) [-]
#36 to #14 - dabobyjoeson
Reply +9
(07/09/2013) [-]
I'd say he's about 6 feet tall
#24 - dickticklerluv
Reply +39
(07/09/2013) [-]
Police have feelings too
#39 - AnAnon
Reply +21
(07/09/2013) [-]
#45 - Dap
Reply +17
(07/09/2013) [-]
#84 to #45 - carnageboy
Reply -4
(07/09/2013) [-]
******* lol'd
10/10 if troll
7/10 if copypasta
#83 to #45 - ferbisboy
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
unoriginal
#87 to #45 - mrdrpage
Reply 0
(07/09/2013) [-]
#49 - EdwardNigma
Reply +11
(07/09/2013) [-]
And then he got arrested.
#47 - stigman **User deleted account**
Reply +9
(07/09/2013) [-]