Late For Work. A joke an old friend of mine told me.. Mother of Sir, what' s so important that causes you to drive so fast? Well, Officer. I' m late for work, I Late For Work A joke an old friend of mine told me Mother Sir what' s so important that causes you to drive fast? Well Officer I' m late for work I
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Late For Work. A joke an old friend of mine told me.. Mother of Sir, what' s so important that causes you to drive so fast? Well, Officer. I' m late for work, I

A joke an old friend of mine told me.

Mother of
Sir, what' s so important that
causes you to drive so fast?
Well, Officer. I' m
late for work, I have
a very important
jab at the asshole
stretching factory
What the hall does one do at an
asshole stretching factory?
Okay, what happens is this: We get a
shipment of assholes and we stretch
them. We put one finger in until it fits
nicely, then we go to 2 fingers. We keep
going until we can get a whole fist in.
Then we have a device that stretches it to
my to 6 feet.
What the hell? What do you do with
a 6 foot asshole?
Most people throw them in a police
car behind a
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Views: 57890 Submitted: 07/08/2013