Late For Work. A joke an old friend of mine told me.. Mother of Sir, what' s so important that causes you to drive so fast? Well, Officer. I' m late for work, I
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Late For Work

A joke an old friend of mine told me.

Mother of
Sir, what' s so important that
causes you to drive so fast?
Well, Officer. I' m
late for work, I have
a very important
jab at the asshole
stretching factory
What the hall does one do at an
asshole stretching factory?
Okay, what happens is this: We get a
shipment of assholes and we stretch
them. We put one finger in until it fits
nicely, then we go to 2 fingers. We keep
going until we can get a whole fist in.
Then we have a device that stretches it to
my to 6 feet.
What the hell? What do you do with
a 6 foot asshole?
Most people throw them in a police
car behind a
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User avatar #6 - tabarzins (07/08/2013) [+] (18 replies)
I don't see why people hate hidden cops so much.
User avatar #10 to #6 - rawrbowwow (07/08/2013) [-]
No one likes a camper.
#5 - MrFantasmo (07/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - sandez (07/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - Sockopolis (07/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Let me get this straight

When the policeman does his job, which ranges from taking down gang members or just the average drunk redneck with a shotgun, to pulling your self-entitled ass over for speeding, he is a shitty person and you hate him.
But when he doesnt do his job, he is a shitty person and you hate him.
The general population is a dick.

#2 - radiohazard (07/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#24 - dickticklerluv (07/09/2013) [-]
Police have feelings too
#39 - AnAnon (07/09/2013) [-]
#45 - Dap (07/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#49 - EdwardNigma (07/09/2013) [-]
And then he got arrested.
#47 - stigman **User deleted account** (07/09/2013) [-]
#52 - tynerd (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**tynerd rolled a random image posted in comment #5016024 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** This image is my new profile pic if it's hitler related
#56 to #52 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
I think it's pretty Hitler related.
#81 - cazabrow ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
oh shit it's the pigs...
User avatar #51 - aeric (07/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Another one is:

Woman gets pulled over by a cop in Oregon.

Cop: Whats the hurry?
Woman: Sorry, i'm late for the Oregon police ball.
Cop: I didn't know the Oregon police had balls-

With a defeated look on his face he walks back to his car and drives away.
#30 - wehavecandy (07/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#3 - radiohazard (07/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #46 - Katzie (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm trying to figure out why this is thumbed up. It's a guy just being a douchebag with a really overdone and old joke.
Must be dickbutt
#13 - thatscrewedupkid (07/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
get with the times
#32 to #25 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
lick doorknobs
User avatar #40 - breadmolester (07/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
im just throwing this out there, in Canada, if cops hide behind something they get in huge amounts of shit. they have to be visible to the traffic. if not its entrapment.
User avatar #34 - oceanfrank (07/09/2013) [-]
Lol. Love how the cop plays along. Try this on an actual cop he'll just say some shit like, "save it, i dont got time to hear what kind of job you got."
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