Getting married. Not a true story though. Cause I will never get married. I will always live alone. At my home. With my computer. And my tears. They are sweet.  Getting married Not a true story though Cause I will never get always live alone At my home With computer And tears They are sweet
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Getting married. Not a true story though. Cause I will never get married. I will always live alone. At my home. With my computer. And my tears. They are sweet.

Not a true story though. Cause I will never get married. I will always live alone. At my home. With my computer. And my tears. They are sweet. And salty. Sweet and salty. I will now go away
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Hey dude, why are
you so happy? 'Cause I' m getting
married tomorrow!!
Congrats! Who' s the
lucky woman?
Her name is Becky!
Becky? But she' s a
whore, I can' t believe
she' s getting married!
Hey bro, why "
u an cheerful? 'Cause I' m getting
married tomorrow!!
Great! And who' s
the lucky woman? ___Becky___
Becky?? But she' s had
sex with the whole
neighbourhood!
Hey, why so
glum, chum? 'Cause everyone says
my fiancee is a whore
Dude, when you get married everyone
says your wife is a whore/ bitch/ slut..
among other things
But don' t worry...
At least she' s
not Becky!!
optimos
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - shadowfj
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#1 - camperdude
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#269 to #1 - anon id: 8bef02c2
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Would you rather he use ragecomic **** like a redditfag?
#24 to #1 - triggathepirate
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(02/10/2013) [-]
what the ****, I had orange juice in my mouth.
what the ****, I had orange juice in my mouth.
User avatar #40 to #24 - optimistchime
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Probably because you started to drink it
#30 - haheho
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#9 - yaboybtrue
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Dear OP,
Dear OP,
#12 to #9 - galahads
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#61 to #9 - lelelelolelelo
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#11 - fcukyourcouch
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**fcukyourcouch rolled user inteus ** Will you be my valentine?
User avatar #4 - dementedllama
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(02/10/2013) [-]
A friend of mine named Becky just got engaged the other day...because she's pregnant..
#32 to #4 - ultimatebuffalo
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#174 to #4 - iamnotgoodwithname
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at least she's not becky
at least she's not becky
#13 to #4 - breakfastlunch
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User avatar #38 to #13 - dementedllama
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Not really, it was probably her first time with her bf. She and her family are super hardcore christian, I dated her older sister when I was 15 and never even kissed her. She's just 18, sheltered, and oblivious to birth-control.
#44 - vycanismajoris
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User avatar #63 to #44 - amuter
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(02/10/2013) [-]
looks more like poop
User avatar #75 to #63 - vycanismajoris
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Anal.
#10 - konradkurze
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#106 - mishaestrin
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Real life
#60 - alekksandar
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(02/10/2013) [-]
I hate this guy's drawing style.
#65 to #60 - anon id: 74fac814
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(02/10/2013) [-]
because he can draw better than you?
#66 to #65 - alekksandar
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I know it's you, op, quit defending your "art" and try to put some work in it. The joke was good, but the simplicity of the art really draws me away from it.
User avatar #71 to #66 - optimos [OP]
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(02/10/2013) [-]
It wasn't me. I don't care if you don't like my art. Everyone has their own opinion.
btw someone thumbed you down but I thumbed you up to 0
User avatar #84 to #71 - alekksandar
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Well, I pressed Hide all and I see that anon and you don't have the same IP, so I believe you. Thank you for respecting my opinion and I apologize for assuming that you were the anon.
#73 to #71 - anon id: 74fac814
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actually -1
I thumbed him down because he jumped to conclusions so quickly
#78 to #73 - optimos [OP]
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Thank you for defending me, anon. You aren't a pussy this time
Thank you for defending me, anon. You aren't a pussy this time
#70 to #66 - anon id: 74fac814
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(02/10/2013) [-]
trust me when i say I'm not OP, I'm just someone who is too lazy to log in right now, and I never disagreed with you that OP's art style is ****
User avatar #205 to #60 - spysappinmysasha
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(02/10/2013) [-]
not really a style...just saying.
#69 to #60 - MysticTomatoe
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just enjoy the comic, at least its not a repost. And if it were, he made some art for it, good enough