Clever Title. OC Took me a bit to make this.... U guise EUR ssh haw. Hui , A sunk as dis game. Soh UP mums Poem rite nee, I' m ' my huge penis in hur, vagina. f
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Clever Title

 
Clever Title. OC Took me a bit to make this.... U guise EUR ssh haw. Hui , A sunk as dis game. Soh UP mums Poem rite nee, I' m ' my huge penis in hur, vagina. f

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Took me a bit to make this...

U guise EUR ssh haw.
Hui , A sunk as dis game.
Soh UP mums Poem rite nee, I' m ' my
huge penis in hur, vagina.
faygot pussy salt my nuts
your' moms a slut
A few moments later because I said so...
UGH, OH GOD YES! OH
I hep w stoopid sun sums in
hear en sees us hashing
seeks.
Mom, why do you do
this every time??
the loy : iife
Sub for more.
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User avatar #83 to #9 - masterboll (02/11/2013) [-]
he once snorted 2 marijuanas that caused mutations in his nose which, in turn, made his nose permanently swell up
#20 to #9 - monksy (02/11/2013) [-]
NOW It's art.
#65 - Dwarf (02/11/2013) [-]
Perhaps a better ending.
#69 to #65 - zzombiee ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
#43 - Yojimbo (02/11/2013) [-]
> Be on Black Ops 1   
> Nuketown   
> Try to be a respectful player   
> Have mic on and am talking with teammates   
> Suddenly hear a horrible racket, screeching and yelling over the mic   
> Sounds like two little kids   
> Crying   
> See them on mini map on the top floor right next to each other   
> Go and investigate   
> Suddenly some high pitched clarity   
> "I WUNT THE TOP BUNK!!   
> "I WAS HERE FIRS!!! STOP IT DOOOD!"   
> MFW my allies were fighting over who gets the fictional top bunk on the bunk bed in the house on Nuketown
> Be on Black Ops 1
> Nuketown
> Try to be a respectful player
> Have mic on and am talking with teammates
> Suddenly hear a horrible racket, screeching and yelling over the mic
> Sounds like two little kids
> Crying
> See them on mini map on the top floor right next to each other
> Go and investigate
> Suddenly some high pitched clarity
> "I WUNT THE TOP BUNK!!
> "I WAS HERE FIRS!!! STOP IT DOOOD!"
> MFW my allies were fighting over who gets the fictional top bunk on the bunk bed in the house on Nuketown
#68 to #43 - tocoolforyouinajar (02/11/2013) [-]
Oh cod, what dreadful memories
Oh cod, what dreadful memories
#26 - felixjarl (02/11/2013) [-]
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>tf2
>Play as spy
>Backstab a soldier
>Soldier gets mad
>Tells me to **** of and how he will totally dominate me
>Backstab again
>Starts telling me how he sleeps with my mother each night
>Backstabs the ****** a third time
>Domination!
>Total *******
#49 to #26 - conagheraxe (02/11/2013) [-]
>Playing Scout on Turbine (Main class and main map)
>Dominate a Soldier that joined the day TF2 became F2P
>He just shrieks into his mic
>Kill him a fifth time
>"STOP KILLLLLING ME"
>lolno.png
>Everyone just ignores the rest of the other team and gangrapes the Soldier
>"STOP SHOOTING ME IM ******* YOUR GUYS MOMS YOU DONT DESERVE ANYTHING"
>He ragequits
>MFW
#29 to #26 - cactusupthebutt (02/11/2013) [-]
Meanwhile...Hoovy's have no idea what's happening.
#30 to #29 - felixjarl (02/11/2013) [-]
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Good good, i like my heavies that way.
#31 to #30 - cactusupthebutt (02/11/2013) [-]
Then that one smart one see's you...then it's all over.
#32 to #31 - felixjarl (02/11/2013) [-]
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That my dear heavy is where you are wrong.
#34 to #32 - cactusupthebutt (02/11/2013) [-]
And as you run, you rejoice in the killing spree you have committed while reciting this...
#44 to #34 - felixjarl (02/11/2013) [-]
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It is not important how many i send to their afterlife, the important thin is how many i can send to theirs before i find my fate.
#81 to #30 - zzombiee ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
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#33 to #26 - thewasteland ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
>Be playing medic with quick-fix
>Guy flips his **** on how useless i am
>Uber heavy with quick fix
>we die and guy mocks me
>We win, next round
>Same guy calling me useless
>auto balance
>Bout to quit when i hear someone ask me if i'm using quick-fix
>One guy who is a soldier yells out "A QUICK-FIX MEDIC?! BITCH GET OVER HERE NOW!
>i stay and buddy up with him
>Team is now mocking us both as he is using the beggers bazooka out of MvM
>round starts and we are off alone as the team stays to dig in
>Me and soldier buddy only two blu's out in the center
>EVERY red is charging us
>pop uber
>RED team gets destroyed in one barrage thanks to random critz
>MFW im MVP that round and next
User avatar #64 to #33 - spaceturtlecadet (02/11/2013) [-]
What a glorious tale!
#102 to #64 - thewasteland ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
Tis' no tale but a story of the truth!
Tis' no tale but a story of the truth!
#174 to #33 - critz (02/12/2013) [-]
Every time someone spells crits as critz I get a notification. I get all excited then tremendously let down
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#123 - Nickdowgg (02/12/2013) [-]
> Playing Left 4 Dead 2   
> All chat is on   
> Some 8 year old joins in and starts screaming   
> He gets downed   
> All I hear is "HEEAAAAYYYLLLLPPPP MEEEEEAAAAAYYYYYY"   
> "HEEEEEEAAALLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"   
> Bot Coach picks him up   
> Kid starts shooting everyone   
> Leave him behind and run forward with a friend   
> Kid starts having a panic attack   
> Laughing all the way to the safe room   
> 			******************		   
> Tank runs past me and Ellis and goes straight towards the kid   
> Coach tries to get the kid up, while me and Ellis are in the saferoom   
> All I hear is Coach, Rochelle, and 			********		 screaming    
Me and my friends face during this entire thing.
> Playing Left 4 Dead 2
> All chat is on
> Some 8 year old joins in and starts screaming
> He gets downed
> All I hear is "HEEAAAAYYYLLLLPPPP MEEEEEAAAAAYYYYYY"
> "HEEEEEEAAALLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
> Bot Coach picks him up
> Kid starts shooting everyone
> Leave him behind and run forward with a friend
> Kid starts having a panic attack
> Laughing all the way to the safe room
> ******************
> Tank runs past me and Ellis and goes straight towards the kid
> Coach tries to get the kid up, while me and Ellis are in the saferoom
> All I hear is Coach, Rochelle, and ******** screaming
Me and my friends face during this entire thing.

#12 - Cleavland Steamer (02/11/2013) [-]
mfw a 12 year old talks **** on Xbox Live
#13 to #12 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
> Xbox Live
> Xbox
no
#14 to #13 - tsta (02/11/2013) [-]
up the shut 			****
up the shut ****
#41 to #13 - funkyrednipples (02/11/2013) [-]
I don't hate PS3 or anything. I just hate the people who play PS3. Unless you're talking about the Wii.   
Then 			****		 you.
I don't hate PS3 or anything. I just hate the people who play PS3. Unless you're talking about the Wii.
Then **** you.
#74 to #41 - ghustla (02/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #13 - skinless (02/11/2013) [-]
the new anonymous pussy name really matches
#101 to #13 - greenthegunstar (02/11/2013) [-]
Can't we just like all three?






Like, is that really physically impossible?
User avatar #115 to #13 - mlpokeyuan ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
you're making PS3 look bad.
+11
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User avatar #60 to #50 - herefortheporno (02/11/2013) [-]
TF2 sounds like the best.
#51 to #50 - russiazoe (02/11/2013) [-]
.............thanks
#53 to #50 - triggathepirate (02/11/2013) [-]
Experienced the source games first hand.
Valve is my homie. So yea you can run into some freaks on TF2 but there be nice freaks.
But these *********** on APB?!
Pirateisdissapoint.jpg
you're a hacker if : You ******* manage to get the jump on them more than 3 times
because they are
1. reloading and you use the opportunity.
2. Using a ******* OSMAW(wind-up rocket launcher approx. 1.5 seconds)
3. or in my personal case, A recoil hacker because my lovely pink tommy gun sprays them down with the accuracy of zeus's thunder.
what they DON'T know Is I installed this new software called pulling down the ******* mouse when you shoot.
#54 to #53 - triggathepirate (02/11/2013) [-]
The Beauty in question.
#11 - bakuraandmarik (02/11/2013) [-]
**bakuraandmarik rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Bitches be like **
when kids say "I slept with your mother" I simply say "really that's strange I only have two fathers, I guess you slept with Kevin, he is the most feminine one" that shuts them up fairly quickly

I don't have two fathers but one of my gay friends is called Kevin
User avatar #27 to #11 - admiralen ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
you would still have a mother, you just dont live with her in that case
#8 - thebigfudge (02/11/2013) [-]
Love the Awesome OC dude :)
User avatar #86 - littlenish (02/11/2013) [-]
>Playing MW2
>There's a girl on my team (no one cared for once)
>kid joins the match with the FaZe clantag
>level 20 4th prestige
>Camps with a SCAR-H Grenadier
>Shouts "SHUT UP SLUT THAT'S WHY I ****** YOUR MOM"
>Leaves game after I killed him with an F2000 Masterkey
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User avatar #103 to #86 - greazymonkey (02/12/2013) [-]
>Playing CoD BO1 zombies moon
>12 year old bitch is in game
>says you get extra points without your helmet
>takes off helmet,2 seconds later puts it back on
>gets down a lot, 12th time we don't revive him
>he dies, calls us fags and that he slept with our moms
>leaves
User avatar #89 to #86 - littlenish (02/11/2013) [-]
>Playing BO1
>On S&D, in lobby
>30 y/o joins with his friends
>Are shouting racial slurs at me and my friends
>Continue entire match
>Say we're ****
>Killed his team with a FAL Masterkey
>Finished him with the Masterkey
>Rages and calls hax

There are more of these faggots playing than all of these 10 year olds you claim to encounter.
User avatar #128 to #89 - sagedivinity (02/12/2013) [-]
Racism is pretty common on COD, being black I hear it a lot; not much you can do about any of the community issues. You get used to it.
User avatar #105 to #86 - pwnfrnzy ONLINE (02/12/2013) [-]
>Playing MW2 back in ye olde days.
>In a random ass lobby, no friends are on this particular day.
>In lobby waiting, S&D, a battle between 2 maps I forget the name of since I haven't looked at the game for 2 years.
>A high-pitched, nasal sounding kid joins, immediate ********* of older players laughing, kid claims to be 20.
>Further complains about map choice leaning toward his disliking
>Further claims to have intercourse with my 45 year old mother
>He is on enemy team, finally silence.
>Get killed, immediate ear rape as this child screams at the top of his lungs after being noob-tubed.
>Hear a loud slap and crying with the child yelling "MOOOM"
>Kid gos smacked by his mother
>Goes silent and leaves lobby
>Lulz were had..
#15 - sweetellie (02/11/2013) [-]
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#3 - thephoenix (02/11/2013) [-]
This is ******* awesome!
TO THE FRONT PAGE!
#4 to #3 - zzombiee ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
It is? Thank you :D You're comment made me very happy!
#25 to #4 - thephoenix (02/11/2013) [-]
Excellent :D
#24 to #4 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
Your*
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#38 to #24 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#42 to #24 - zzombiee ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
I never messed up those words before... I never even noticed I did either.
User avatar #108 - johnnygat (02/12/2013) [-]
Great idea for a joke but was not executed right. 6/10
User avatar #125 - herpi (02/12/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who's never met a kid on xbox that claims to have ****** my mom?
User avatar #157 to #125 - silasdg (02/12/2013) [-]
Dude I can't get on Xbox live without some kid who has no life making suggestions about my mother.
#127 to #125 - anon (02/12/2013) [-]
Yes.
#129 to #127 - herpi (02/12/2013) [-]
I'll consider myself lucky.
#120 - yurilowenthalll (02/12/2013) [-]
**yurilowenthalll rolled a random image posted in comment #2933459 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** MFW bad trash talk
#45 - zzombiee ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
Wow, when I was making this comic, I thought it sucked and no one was going to like it. THEN all of you are saying its awesome and it deserves top page and... that made me really happy. Thank you so much FJ. :)
#16 - ketchupshinobi ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
Reminded me of an oldie Halo comic from 2008
User avatar #46 - ctrlaltdeleet (02/11/2013) [-]
Look like Blueno opened a door in your face, last panel
#1 - mouthwash (02/11/2013) [-]
Better than 90% of front page today. Good job OP, made me chuckle
Better than 90% of front page today. Good job OP, made me chuckle
#97 to #1 - ICEDgrunge (02/11/2013) [-]
Are my eyes holding true? A Tom Hardy gif. that's not of Bane? My friend, on this day I must confess how I love you so.
#100 to #97 - mouthwash (02/11/2013) [-]
He's my man crush and as such I have searched far and wide for gifs of him. If you wish I can dump?
He's my man crush and as such I have searched far and wide for gifs of him. If you wish I can dump?
User avatar #172 to #100 - ICEDgrunge (02/12/2013) [-]
I feel the same way dude. That would probably be about the best thing anybody could do for me as well, so if you will please I would enjoy it :D
#191 to #172 - mouthwash (02/12/2013) [-]
I thought I had more but alas no
#179 to #172 - mouthwash (02/12/2013) [-]
This can rarely be used in context
This can rarely be used in context
#178 to #172 - mouthwash (02/12/2013) [-]
Can see this one being really useful
Can see this one being really useful
#175 to #172 - mouthwash (02/12/2013) [-]
Initiating dump. I don't know how many I have.
Initiating dump. I don't know how many I have.
User avatar #192 to #175 - ICEDgrunge (02/12/2013) [-]
Jesus christ thank you so much dude I appreciate it, I shall definitely make a folder out of You and Tom Hardy's honor
User avatar #193 to #192 - mouthwash (02/12/2013) [-]
No worries. I haven't arranged my reaction folder so I just have to trawl through them, a folder would perhaps help. Anyway, use them sparingly, as some are really good. Like the "I'll fight him" one could be brilliantly used, but if it becomes overused, it'd be expected from people when the chance arises...If that makes any modicum of sense whatsoever...
#2 to #1 - zzombiee ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
Thank you!
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